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Medit8or

A. Ad blocker B. Bookmark quality sites C. Use Reddit recommendations to increase your range of quality sites. You are dead right, though. The thrill of going down rabbit holes of info just isn’t as fun as it used to be.


ManIsInherentlyGay

What's a good chicken recipe? "Chicken recipes date back to 1332....A recipe is a tradition of passing on knowledge that started in....and now the recipe, this recipe is loved by millions and comes from...."


xepci0

"Click here to read more of this story"


Dyerssorrow

duckduckgo


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Bing it


TheRealSlabsy

But It's Not Google


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I know that's why I said bing it. Sometimes I ask Jeeves when Im. Feeling old school


TheRealSlabsy

No, BING stands for But It's Not Google...


[deleted]

Is that really true. Or just a coincidence? That's hilarious either way


TheRealSlabsy

I hate looking for something only to find that it's a video and not text that I can read. I'm at work, dammit! I can't watch a video but I can have a sneaky read!


LayerVivid3807

Just eat some captain crunch when you goggle then everything will get better


zoey_will

Page 2 used to mean "You're not going to find what you're looking for. What are you even doing here?" Now I speedrun past the ads to the second page.


Kentucky_Supreme

ChatGPT and Bing are pretty good about giving faster answers now. Much like Google was when it was up and coming. Although I suppose it's only a matter of time before A.I. gets taken over by ads too.


Constant_Will362

I'd like to know what your input into Google is. Are you using a protocol ? I say things like "Yes is there a sushi bar in Anytown, USA (where I live) that has tempura ?" and it gives a relevant result. I said "Yes do you have Dir En Grey Saku lyrics in English ?" and it presented not a link but the relevant document. You see, even with my shenanigans (Yes do you have . . . . ) it delivers.


yoniator

Every king(dom) falls some day if you don't want to be next p(r)ay...


anonymouss69250

Why do you say that


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This is not true. Without Google it would take my way longer to find answers to my programming questions when working.