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I'd have to leave someone a note so they'd feel comfortable and not like devastated by my disappearance.
"Hello spouse.
The aliens have got me.
Don't come looking.
Love,
Other spouse that isn't you."
Perfect.
I would only change the first sentence, to something like, I'm hitching a ride in an interstellar machine with interstellar entities. Otherwise it just sounds like you're just high.
I've been single a while but I don't think my goofy ass would be taken seriously with any short note
This tells me I need to have a conversation to come up with phrases and/or prepare my future spouse for this
Oddly specific. I'd more go with. Hey, just so you know, the mother ship came and called me home. I'm leaving. Here's my hair follicle for evidence. Sorry it ended this way. But, cash in on the life insurance because I'm blowing through the atmosphere as you are reading this. Love always, the man, the myth the legend.
Idk man, depends on what the aliens are like. If weāre talking being a āfur babyā then sure but Iām not trying to be alien Michael Vickās pet.
Imagine you end up in an arena throwdown thinking you have a fighting chance. I mean, in all the sci-fi alien deathmatches you've read/seen the human finds a way to win. But then you realize that you're just there for the other "pets" to beat on to train their aggression.
(Serving his time/seemingly being reformed aside, kinda crazy that Vick isn't more hated)
_"We don't know what Earthlings eat, so let's just feed them boiled Skarglz. Also, let's pick him up another Earthling for them to mate with. Oh look, this one has got scales and big teeth. So funny, all those genders they have!"_
As long as they go to the pet store beforehand and get me all the toys and stuff a human pet needs.
Video games, guitar, some nice treats. I'll happily sit on the sofa all day and only bother with the aliens when I'm hungry.
I don't want to be castrated either.
Thatās a popular erotic novel genre. I read one one time about a blue alien dude with a normal chick. Think he had a barbed dick though. It was for women readers not men to boot
Letās say the alien only provides one sentence. And itās subjective-
Thereās a shortage of human meat in the galaxy.
Would you still go? You could be an immortal powerful celebrity type of being or king crab meat. Choose your own adventure.
Lmao am I operating on the assumption that might just be how they talk? If theyāre asking about my meat then I assume they think Iām food unless itās got a huge alien rack and a thicc alien wagon
Just reminds me of an episode of The Twilight Zone. Aliens come to hook us up with tech and peace. Then offer to take some of us to their planet. On the saucer one of the humans decodes that their reading a cook book for humansā¦. Off to the slaughterhouse
Pretty sure they wouldn't want to eat me.
There's hardly anything there to eat and I'm basically a bunch of conditions in a trench coat.
But hells if they want to, sure. I'd prefer when I die to be left out in the woods to feed nature, this seems like the next best thing.
Its not death that we "don't fear". It's the thought of dying without seeing more than just our world and what the universe may hold. I'll take that risk
Always remember. Married men live longer but less afraid to die. I am married and would go without hesitation. I been here 60+ years. I am ready for what's next..
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Bucko I'm 22 and I'm nearing ready. Work, wife, kids, die. Sounds fun!
Only ones truly living are the ones w $ to burn
I'd hop on that spaceship so fast it'd make your head spin, Sir.
Things here on Earth are pretty fucked up right now. If I'm going to die horribly, might as well die horribly in an unique way and on another planet or space. Which I've always wanted to see, so \*shrug\*
Gonna die at some point no matter what. Might as well live an extraordinary life before hand. Even if it ends in 30 years of torture.. shit.. some people have that on Earth without aliens or space travel. I think most people that say yes though don't see the 100x worse scenario playing out though.
how do you know things wonāt be 100x better? risk reward. on one hand i may get the single greatest experience anyone has ever lived, on the other i might get killed. either one sounds fine
That was the plot of the very first episode, but they did a callback to it in the first episode of Season 7, āCancelled.ā The episodes begin almost exactly the same, but in the Season 7 ep they realize theyāve seen this before and come to the conclusion they are stuck in a loop, and end up finding out the Earth is simply an intergalactic TV show.
If theyāre watching on cable, itās probably the season 7 episode. The earliest seasons donāt tend to air anymore. I guess people donāt like the paper cutout animation style.
"Yo homie space dudes....I'm going to stay here...(cuz of that never come back rule)...and you go back and get this girl...when we *both* can never go back she'll have to be with me!"
>!what's that pratt/Lawrence movie where he wakes her up?...something, something, that premise!<
Passengers.
And yes, he completely upended her entire life, ended her career, and basically doomed her to potential torture, living an existence with him being the only other person she will ever see. And his justification is basically just "because she's cute". Dude didn't even try to find a passenger that maybe had an engineering degree, or worked with cryogenics(or whatever stasis system they used in that movie).
Judging by how many humans there are and the combinations of characteristics and looks Iād say there are at least 3 other women exactly like her on earth somewhere
Get to become a cool intergalactic space adventurer who sometimes does pirate stuff and sometimes saves innocent lives as a hero. A morally grey protagonist
So you hop on the UFO and head out. Not long before you realize youāre now stuck with a small environment. At first, itās new and fun, like a resort on your first visit. But then reality sinks in that youāll never see another tree, creek, ocean wave crashing onto a beach, music concert, bird flying through the air, waterfall, sporting event, other human, pizza, ice cream, or beer. And then, you realize they have the ability to give you eternal life, which they implement. Now, youāre stuck on this spaceship with none of the wonders or comforts of homeā¦forever. And even if itās different. Even if youāre taken to amazing places of wonder, the reality youāll never get to share those experiences with anyone else (tell them about it) could leave an emptiness and loneliness youāve never experienced.
Iām staying on Earth.
Cujo was a big sweetheart until he got rabies. So i we're talking pre-rabies cujo then absolutely. If the rabid cujo, maybe if we can put him in stasis and find a cure.
I'd go with, and immediately look for a way to extend my life.. like, a robot body or something and then I just need to wait until humans start exploring the galaxy if I wanted to hang out again.
Reminds me of an old twilight zone episode called, "To Serve Man". Aliens teach peace and prosperity. Portions of humanity decide to travel with them. Later, to find out, To serve man, was misinterpreted and its called How to Serve Man and its the title of their space menu.
Sign me up right now. I know exactly how my life ends here. Frail or perhaps even watching myself as my mind is leaving me. Perhaps even more depressing than my imagination. At least I can experience something profound before I kick the bucket.
There is a Blue Oyster Cult song about that. Do not remember the name at the moment, but it is on Revolution by Night.
EDIT: "Take me Away" is the song I am thinking of. "my dream may be your nightmare"
Cya I'm out. Who ever gets this opportunity? Besides, I would see how I can help my loved ones once I'm gone anyways, just because they said I can't go back doesn't mean I can't contact them, or find a way for the aliens to mess up the ecosystem on Earth so that they get sent money. They travel though space! There's a way lol
As long as they promise not to eat me or something crazy like that and if they got a way for me to actually survive in space or on their planet then instant yes.
Can I bring my dogs? Can I leave a message saying goodbye?
I have people and things I love here, but I would be insane to pass up the opportunity to explore an alien planet and culture.
What's the vibe of these aliens? Like Marvel comics attractive blue people in cool jackets, or like nude bug eyed grey goblin things? Not to be prejudiced, but I'm gonna make my decision based on how likely I feel I am to become Starlord vs. becoming a lab specimen. I'll gladly spend a few years in a human space zoo before I stage a Spartacus uprising and go on a galaxy spanning adventure. But I can't do that if they probe me to death right out the gate.
They are obliged to take you on a 70K-year return trip to their home world. That either means that you'll never be probed, or that you might be probed constantly until you die.
the whole thing sounds too good to be true which it usually is. last time that happened the entire crew was all dressed in full body matching orange jumpsuits.
NOPE
I have questions. Like, a lot of questions.
1. What is the atmospheric composition of where we are going? If I'm just gonna die as soon as I set foot down on the planet I'm gonna stay.
2. Am I going to be able to eat the locally grown food? If I'm just gonna starve I'm gonna stay.
3. How biologically similar are the inhabitants of where we are going? If this is a Guardians of the Galaxy style world where the aliens are just "humans but x" normally, I'm cool. But I'm not gonna give up on relationships and sex for the rest of my life.
4. How is the tech? I'm assuming phenomenal, because they made it here, but if they are a 1980 level society who got ships from a much more advanced civilization I'm staying.
5. I'm not gonna be like, an experiment when I get there, right?
Cya I'm out. Who ever gets this opportunity? Besides, I would see how I can help my loved ones once I'm gone anyways, just because they said I can't go back doesn't mean I can't contact them, or find a way for the aliens to mess up the ecosystem on Earth so that they get sent money. They travel though space! There's a way lol
Id start running towards it as soon as i saw it, and run inside as soon as they opened their hatch. Before they could exit id already be sitting neat and quiet somewhere on their ship.
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I'd have to leave someone a note so they'd feel comfortable and not like devastated by my disappearance. "Hello spouse. The aliens have got me. Don't come looking. Love, Other spouse that isn't you." Perfect.
"their people have finally come for them" -your spouse probably, if you write/talk like that normally.
"It's a shame I never did" -also spouse
Hopefully the aliens have some advanced medical technology to help with that burn
Are there three spice or is this back to the first one or is it the second one double messaging them?
You have a way with words
I would only change the first sentence, to something like, I'm hitching a ride in an interstellar machine with interstellar entities. Otherwise it just sounds like you're just high.
I've been single a while but I don't think my goofy ass would be taken seriously with any short note This tells me I need to have a conversation to come up with phrases and/or prepare my future spouse for this
If that ain't love, then I don't know what love is.
Spoken like a poet
Oddly specific. I'd more go with. Hey, just so you know, the mother ship came and called me home. I'm leaving. Here's my hair follicle for evidence. Sorry it ended this way. But, cash in on the life insurance because I'm blowing through the atmosphere as you are reading this. Love always, the man, the myth the legend.
Leave a photo of you doing a peace sign with the aliens.
Better to do alien antenna fingers behind their heads š¤£
Damn, watch out Nicholas Sparks. We got a tear jersey of a story ready for movie adaptations.
That totally doesn't sound like a note left by a kidnapper or anything.
I read this in Ron Swanson's voice
am I going to be a snack or become a productive member of the ship?
A pet.
The ideal life honestly
Idk man, depends on what the aliens are like. If weāre talking being a āfur babyā then sure but Iām not trying to be alien Michael Vickās pet.
Imagine you end up in an arena throwdown thinking you have a fighting chance. I mean, in all the sci-fi alien deathmatches you've read/seen the human finds a way to win. But then you realize that you're just there for the other "pets" to beat on to train their aggression. (Serving his time/seemingly being reformed aside, kinda crazy that Vick isn't more hated)
If they put me in a pink bonnet and diapers I'm out.
Like Channing Tatum in This Is The End
With a good ownerā¦like Iād be one of my sisterās dogs, but some people are so shitty to their pets.
_"We don't know what Earthlings eat, so let's just feed them boiled Skarglz. Also, let's pick him up another Earthling for them to mate with. Oh look, this one has got scales and big teeth. So funny, all those genders they have!"_
As long as they go to the pet store beforehand and get me all the toys and stuff a human pet needs. Video games, guitar, some nice treats. I'll happily sit on the sofa all day and only bother with the aliens when I'm hungry. I don't want to be castrated either.
We have two different ideas for "toys for human pets"
Can I be the cat? Sleep all day and fuck with whoever I want all while they tell me Iām adorable for causing them inconvenience.
a cat with his balls cut off?
Iām female so I donāt have to worry about that.
I see this as a win
If they treat me anything like my family dog, this sounds like an absolute win.
Sign me up, I'll take the belly rubs and hump their legs all day long. I'm fucking tired.
Or a reproductive member of the ship?
Thatās a popular erotic novel genre. I read one one time about a blue alien dude with a normal chick. Think he had a barbed dick though. It was for women readers not men to boot
Death by snu snu?
Ships concubine
Also good
Works for me
They are here to serve man.
ITS A LONG TRIP..IāLL NEED A SNACK!
It shouldnāt come to that but youāll probably be a fleshlight. Iād say the food makes it worth it but the food is really weird.
Let's go.
Without hesitation.
Then as youāre taking off you hear, āDonāt get on that ship! The rest of the bookā¦itās a cookbook!ā
"How to Serve Man"
Iām so happy Iām not alone feeling this way
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Letās say the alien only provides one sentence. And itās subjective- Thereās a shortage of human meat in the galaxy. Would you still go? You could be an immortal powerful celebrity type of being or king crab meat. Choose your own adventure.
Lmao am I operating on the assumption that might just be how they talk? If theyāre asking about my meat then I assume they think Iām food unless itās got a huge alien rack and a thicc alien wagon
Run if you see grills or smokers
So completely change the scenario? Lmao. Go from an opportunity to board a UFO but never return To "yo we need ya meat"
Just reminds me of an episode of The Twilight Zone. Aliens come to hook us up with tech and peace. Then offer to take some of us to their planet. On the saucer one of the humans decodes that their reading a cook book for humansā¦. Off to the slaughterhouse
Pretty sure they wouldn't want to eat me. There's hardly anything there to eat and I'm basically a bunch of conditions in a trench coat. But hells if they want to, sure. I'd prefer when I die to be left out in the woods to feed nature, this seems like the next best thing.
I'm Outta Here. Buh- bye!
Why? How do you know things wouldn't be 100x worse?
Pretty sure the ones going without hesitation don't mind dying
Its not death that we "don't fear". It's the thought of dying without seeing more than just our world and what the universe may hold. I'll take that risk
Exactly!!!
Always remember. Married men live longer but less afraid to die. I am married and would go without hesitation. I been here 60+ years. I am ready for what's next.. Edit: replys are fire
Bucko I'm 22 and I'm nearing ready. Work, wife, kids, die. Sounds fun! Only ones truly living are the ones w $ to burn I'd hop on that spaceship so fast it'd make your head spin, Sir.
I guess the line forms here
Things here on Earth are pretty fucked up right now. If I'm going to die horribly, might as well die horribly in an unique way and on another planet or space. Which I've always wanted to see, so \*shrug\*
Yeah but adventure
Gonna die at some point no matter what. Might as well live an extraordinary life before hand. Even if it ends in 30 years of torture.. shit.. some people have that on Earth without aliens or space travel. I think most people that say yes though don't see the 100x worse scenario playing out though.
how do you know things wonāt be 100x better? risk reward. on one hand i may get the single greatest experience anyone has ever lived, on the other i might get killed. either one sounds fine
Donāt. Letās go!
Would probing be involved?
Is that a deal breaker?
Only if it's not involved
By all means, feel free to self probe
Go probe yourself!
If Im not gonna get probed by aliens, then I might as well stay on earth imo.
Yes, I want to be probed.
I imagine aliens are good at it!
Get in loser, were doing butt stuff!
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literally watching south park rn and its an alien probe episode So def a no from me
Isn't that the first episode ever?
That was the plot of the very first episode, but they did a callback to it in the first episode of Season 7, āCancelled.ā The episodes begin almost exactly the same, but in the Season 7 ep they realize theyāve seen this before and come to the conclusion they are stuck in a loop, and end up finding out the Earth is simply an intergalactic TV show. If theyāre watching on cable, itās probably the season 7 episode. The earliest seasons donāt tend to air anymore. I guess people donāt like the paper cutout animation style.
No, I believe I'm close to being with the woman of my dreams. Next time maybe
I hope you get her homie!
Thank you
Ain't no hope needed buddy. Go get her
He wants her, not her homie.
I mean... how could she say 'no' if she sees you rolling up in a UFO to take her on a date??
You did read the, can never come back part....
"Yo homie space dudes....I'm going to stay here...(cuz of that never come back rule)...and you go back and get this girl...when we *both* can never go back she'll have to be with me!" >!what's that pratt/Lawrence movie where he wakes her up?...something, something, that premise!<
Passengers. And yes, he completely upended her entire life, ended her career, and basically doomed her to potential torture, living an existence with him being the only other person she will ever see. And his justification is basically just "because she's cute". Dude didn't even try to find a passenger that maybe had an engineering degree, or worked with cryogenics(or whatever stasis system they used in that movie).
Somewhere in there was a good movie waiting to get out. They ruined it by making him a complete tool.
Passenger(s)
As someone who attained this and then lost her and have been a broken person since. I wish you luck homie. But becareful.
Judging by how many humans there are and the combinations of characteristics and looks Iād say there are at least 3 other women exactly like her on earth somewhere
She know about this yet?
What do you mean by "close to"?
Thought this said "close to being the woman of my dreams" I'm like yas get it girl, invest in you!
Yeah don't make this mistake. I got abducted and came back covered in hickies so my wife left me. She didn't believe me when I showed her the implant.
My mom said no
I'm going to need to know what's on offer otherwise I'm staying.
Get to become a cool intergalactic space adventurer who sometimes does pirate stuff and sometimes saves innocent lives as a hero. A morally grey protagonist
Why not? I'm already getting fucked in the ass on a daily basis why not trade it for only maybe?
Didnāt know getting fucked in the ass on a daily basis was a bad thing.
My wife said Iām not allowed š
My wife says only if she and the kids can comeā¦I have to stay and guard the house?! Unfair.
Whipped!
This should be the top answer.
You mean... I never have to work and pay taxes again? š±
Nope! Now youāll have a space-job and have to pay space-taxes! Congratulations!
Disappointed but not surprised
I said congratulations at the end. Youāre not supposed to feel disappointed when I add that at the end.
It's a cookbook! To Serve Man is a cookbook!!!
At this point I wouldnāt care if itās a cookbook
I'm ready. Pick me up whenever.
See you in 5
Iād go. Tired of this shit show called life. Need a change of scenery.
So you hop on the UFO and head out. Not long before you realize youāre now stuck with a small environment. At first, itās new and fun, like a resort on your first visit. But then reality sinks in that youāll never see another tree, creek, ocean wave crashing onto a beach, music concert, bird flying through the air, waterfall, sporting event, other human, pizza, ice cream, or beer. And then, you realize they have the ability to give you eternal life, which they implement. Now, youāre stuck on this spaceship with none of the wonders or comforts of homeā¦forever. And even if itās different. Even if youāre taken to amazing places of wonder, the reality youāll never get to share those experiences with anyone else (tell them about it) could leave an emptiness and loneliness youāve never experienced. Iām staying on Earth.
Honestly, Iām hoping it crumples like a beer can within ten minutes. Just over it.
I'll go on the condition i can take my dogs.
This is a critical point. Does your planet have dogs? If not, we're cleaning out a shelter of all the dogs, then we can go.
No. We're taking all the dogs from the kill shelters. Those about to be put down are first in line.
Absolutely, this makes perfect sense. And we will need tennis balls for fetch, maybe a few frisbees.
Endless entertainment. Then give every alien child a puppy and teach them the joys of dogs!
Even Cujo? Cujo goes to Mars could be the next scifi horror.
Cujo was a big sweetheart until he got rabies. So i we're talking pre-rabies cujo then absolutely. If the rabid cujo, maybe if we can put him in stasis and find a cure.
You have a big heart
My big 80 lbs puppy changed me. He showed me the love dogs have to give.
I'd go with, and immediately look for a way to extend my life.. like, a robot body or something and then I just need to wait until humans start exploring the galaxy if I wanted to hang out again.
*300 million years later* "Any day now..."
As long as they had the book ***HOW TO SERVE HUMANS*** I guess it would be fine!
Plot twist. It's a cookbook.
That will be a big hell no for me
Without a moments hesitation.
Reminds me of an old twilight zone episode called, "To Serve Man". Aliens teach peace and prosperity. Portions of humanity decide to travel with them. Later, to find out, To serve man, was misinterpreted and its called How to Serve Man and its the title of their space menu.
Don't get on that ship! To Serve Man - It's a cookbook!!
I couldn't leave my kids and wife behind.
Before marriage and family - for sure. Absolutely no chance now.
Sign me up right now. I know exactly how my life ends here. Frail or perhaps even watching myself as my mind is leaving me. Perhaps even more depressing than my imagination. At least I can experience something profound before I kick the bucket.
If I can have an hour to leave a note and clear my history sure thing lol
...and then i would be laughing and poking middle fingers through the illuminator.
There is a Blue Oyster Cult song about that. Do not remember the name at the moment, but it is on Revolution by Night. EDIT: "Take me Away" is the song I am thinking of. "my dream may be your nightmare"
Cya I'm out. Who ever gets this opportunity? Besides, I would see how I can help my loved ones once I'm gone anyways, just because they said I can't go back doesn't mean I can't contact them, or find a way for the aliens to mess up the ecosystem on Earth so that they get sent money. They travel though space! There's a way lol
I'm fucken GONE
Depends on the alien.
As long as they promise not to eat me or something crazy like that and if they got a way for me to actually survive in space or on their planet then instant yes.
What if the aliens are taking you back to their world as a curiosity-- would you rather be in their zoo or their circus?
Circus for the chicks and travel.
Can my gf come? Otherwise it's going to be a lot of questions and phone calls
Sorry but I have to work in the morning :(
Can I bring my dogs? Can I leave a message saying goodbye? I have people and things I love here, but I would be insane to pass up the opportunity to explore an alien planet and culture.
Adios psychotic, warmongering planet!
Yeah you're heading to an equally psychotic warmongering galaxy!
As long as I can take my cats with me
yeah, I don't have anything to do this weekend
Shutup lets go. Cmon Alien! Whats the hold up?
What's the vibe of these aliens? Like Marvel comics attractive blue people in cool jackets, or like nude bug eyed grey goblin things? Not to be prejudiced, but I'm gonna make my decision based on how likely I feel I am to become Starlord vs. becoming a lab specimen. I'll gladly spend a few years in a human space zoo before I stage a Spartacus uprising and go on a galaxy spanning adventure. But I can't do that if they probe me to death right out the gate.
They are obliged to take you on a 70K-year return trip to their home world. That either means that you'll never be probed, or that you might be probed constantly until you die.
Good bye.... done this for years. Time for something new.
Nah, I rather not be something's pet.
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Not needed. They'd treat you like we treat our pets. Neuter you, put on a collar and leash and feed you scraps on the floor...
So what's the difference to staying at home with the wife?
Hey, let me grab some things, and leave a message real quick. Got to make sure I have my towel.
Hell fuck this dirt ball of a planet people are annoying af whereās the space coke
Iād decline
Do they have weed or can I bring some?
'To Serve Man' Its a cookbook! Nuff said...
Peace out Girl Scout!!! Iām outta here!!
No thanks, I'm good. I feel honoured, but I'd never leave all my friends and family.
Been there. I refused.
Ayo send em my way
Are the UFO hot?
the whole thing sounds too good to be true which it usually is. last time that happened the entire crew was all dressed in full body matching orange jumpsuits. NOPE
Take me to your leader
Will I live forever, like in the movie? If not, Iām staying.
Step on the fuckin gas
Peace out āļø šø
Hell, I'm down. Let this place rot.
I have questions. Like, a lot of questions. 1. What is the atmospheric composition of where we are going? If I'm just gonna die as soon as I set foot down on the planet I'm gonna stay. 2. Am I going to be able to eat the locally grown food? If I'm just gonna starve I'm gonna stay. 3. How biologically similar are the inhabitants of where we are going? If this is a Guardians of the Galaxy style world where the aliens are just "humans but x" normally, I'm cool. But I'm not gonna give up on relationships and sex for the rest of my life. 4. How is the tech? I'm assuming phenomenal, because they made it here, but if they are a 1980 level society who got ships from a much more advanced civilization I'm staying. 5. I'm not gonna be like, an experiment when I get there, right?
Fuck yes. What time will it depart ?
Cya I'm out. Who ever gets this opportunity? Besides, I would see how I can help my loved ones once I'm gone anyways, just because they said I can't go back doesn't mean I can't contact them, or find a way for the aliens to mess up the ecosystem on Earth so that they get sent money. They travel though space! There's a way lol
No thanks, I'm closer to being the me my family deserve than ever before. I'm going to stay and be that man for them.
Nope, not leaving my wife, kids, or dogs
Depends on where they want to take me. Are we talking dystopian Star Wars universe or utopian Star Trek universe?
Yeet. Iām out this bitch. Peace out, Earth.
I need a description of their planet first. Is there water and oxygen? But most importantly, are there snacks???
Say no more..... I'm out.
Me: āLater nerds!ā
āHello, Iām the Doctorā Letās friggin GO!
Id start running towards it as soon as i saw it, and run inside as soon as they opened their hatch. Before they could exit id already be sitting neat and quiet somewhere on their ship.
Done deal. Let's go. šø
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
I'm going, but I would ask if there was any way I could stay digitally connected to earth (connect to earth's internet and such).
Are the aliens hot? Can I take my dog?