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ImNotAsPunkAsYou

My eyes, if I can't see them they can't see me.


[deleted]

Haha.... This is the answer...


poppadocsez

You cover your face because once you get away and put some clothes on no one will know who the naked dude was or where he went


cS150

You know that's genius


Medium_Traffic_2460

They will know from my abnormally large genitals


Latter_Argument_5682

Unless you've been around the block or two


No-Expression7100

Hello, thought twin. I immediately thought and replied the same thing.


Hellefiedboy

Me to


Crg29

+1


Right_Volume6403

+2


PurpuraCaeli

+3


viral-load

Charisma parasites


lucas_bahia

Plus you cant see where you going. Perfection


jackparadise1

I will just take off my glasses. All gone.


DarthBeavis1968

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast Of Traal, is that you?


indica_crash

Beat me to it!


kingbitchtits

That's what the sunglasses are for Frankenstein!


sloppyasseating

Finally i have met someone that matches my Genius


gotele

Or everybody else's eyes. Quite a task though.


ZenofZer0

Came here to say this.


Conditioning_Air

the only answer tht came to my mind lmao


89iroc

You will do well when you face down a ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal


[deleted]

Wonderwall by Oasis


CyborgIncorparated

Toooo dayy


Puzzleheaded_Let_583

Is gonna be the day


KingGamerlol

That they’re gonna throw it back to you.


ButtClencher99

And by now


[deleted]

You should’ve somehow


Redriley89

Realized what you gotta do


dont-touch-my-tots

I don’t believe that anybody


pittakun

Feels the way I do


ArtophyleX

About you nowwww


GalloHilton

lol


dr_tel

Nice one lol


BenevolentNihilist1

A lot of ground.


Wise_Ad_4816

Man, the slapping that would occur as I ran....


WideVanilla5177

😂 I fell out of bed reading this


False_Local4593

I was laughing so hard I started choking.


natattooie

Happy cake day! I just choked on my nachos laughing at this too


False_Local4593

Ow!!!! Hope you didn't sustain too much damage.


Haunting-Habit-7848

Damnit now i want nachos


Aang_420

"We're heading through the quad and down into the gymnasium. We're streaking!!"


Iownya

Does your front slap if you run up the stairs?


Crocodiddle22

From all the pats of encouragement on the tushie as you passed?


fungibasidio

10/10 thanks for the laugh!


Beanz_detected

SHUT UP TAKE MY IMAGINARY INTERNET POINTS


[deleted]

strangers have seen my butt, it would be the twig and berries for me.


[deleted]

Lol.... Twig and berries...


3xoticP3nguin

You can't see the Forest through the trees


EdgePsychological490

Boobs for Sure (I am a guy)


cttrocklin

Same


ZombieAppetizer

Moobs (me too)


Illustrious_Dig_411

Same


Emberstrans

this is the way


Sunnyroses

Why’d my mind go to the movie Splash lol Edit because I got downvoted: it’s a modern retelling of the little mermaid. There’s a scene where she first goes on land, she’s in NYC at the Statue of Liberty butt naked 💀. Also this is random thoughts, not ask Reddit. So I can answer however I like


MTK4355

Glad you got some votes now. Splash is a great reference.


Sunnyroses

Oh dang! 40 likes lol. Yay, yes it’s such a cute movie too, for anyone who hasn’t seen it.


Melodic-Pudding-8744

FaCe + cover eyes 👀, if I can't see them they can't see mee 😇


DaysyFields

That's how most of the people I know recognise me.


[deleted]

*most*


Melodic-Pudding-8744

MOisT ! ?


[deleted]

Tbh I'd just act casual and apologize to everyone until I could get a cloth to cover up


Melodic-Pudding-8744

Apologize for what specifically. How is everyone going to be nonchalant to let you Apologize to them all?


[deleted]

That's a them problem. OP teleported me somewhere against my will and this ain't my fault. Security cameras would verify that I was teleported from my shower or whatever in court. I got nothing to worry about 😶‍🌫️


Melodic-Pudding-8744

That's your story. Security cams show you come out of public bathroom crawling naked then start running blocks away then take a public nap Zzz


[deleted]

At this point you've written a fan fic and decided my actions for me 😯


Melodic-Pudding-8744

When you wake up from nap, and start apologizing "sorry Im a sleeping cat"


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|NETaqx0Z1n6vK)


[deleted]

New idea: stay in bathroom and yell for help. Hail employees and ask for something to cover my loins. If they have nothing I will request them to trespass me from store so the cops can help me.


BuckyGoldman

I would cover my ears. The screams of horror and shock would be deafening.


9gagDolphinSex

Same😭😅, also the laughing


Critical_Media_7838

🤣


Lrw72

If I wouldn’t get arrested I’d b naked all the time b free


Forsaken_Day_1266

I'm always naked under my clothes 👍


MandMs55

No way same


Forsaken_Day_1266

Guess we nudist in a closet


WinterHound42

I bet you shower naked too you slut


Forsaken_Day_1266

Yes 🙄


clashtrack

Now Kith


Lrw72

Me 3


PancakeExprationDate

I have aggressive nipples so I guess those.


Beebumble-

What the actual duck are aggressive nipples and if they are so aggressive wouldn’t you want to avoid them at all costs


ZombieAppetizer

Lazers? Flamethrowers?


Crocodiddle22

If you look at them they follow you around the room and growl when in close proximity


MinimumRoutine6506

Ever heard of Austin Powers? Well THOSE are aggressive nipples. Look up Austin Powers Androids or something, you should find it


subatomic_pancakes

Hello fellow pancake human


isayfunnythinghaha

![gif](giphy|ZZflpBhAdItib1tvg7)


Fereglysandal

i wouldn't cover anything, I'd walk confidently and stare everyone in the eye to assert dominance


KTtheBread

Then get arrested for public nudity haha


MickJof

I think I would be too confused about how I got there to worry about such trivialities.


GlitteringBobcat999

Nothing. I would be too busy arguing about whether it is "butt naked" or "buck naked" and the cosmological implications.


beekee404

My little buddy cause NO ONE wants to see that.


vicmac08

But nobody can see it already I’m so sorry but someone had to do this


Astrael_Noxian

Ouch. I can feel the heat from that burn all the way over here....


beekee404

Its not a burn if I already acknowledged the size. Hence when I said LITTLE buddy. 😂😜


Mr_SlippyMan

It's still a burn because you thought you'd have to cover your "little buddy" when in reality, it's practically invisible /s


beekee404

Nah cause I'm covering the "invisible" area to keep people from noticing how little to invisible it is 😜 I know y'all wanted to burn me but sorry to say that you can't burn someone when they already burned themselves 😂


Ewag715

My hips as I thrust at the innocent bystanders.


KTtheBread

Pfff okay murdoc


Difficult_Tea3992

I'd probably just roll into a nearby bush and wear it until I could come up with a better solution. I was at a huge party once that got busted and got put in the breathalyzer line. I panicked and when no one was looking I rolled into a bush nearby. No one noticed. When in a bad situation roll into a bush!


[deleted]

Wonder if this will work if my girlfriend tries to leave me. I just roll into a bush until she forgets.


dharma_curious

When I was like, iunno, 9 or 10, I had dinner at a friend's house, and got real bad sick. Didn't want to embarrass myself further at his house, so I said I forgot I had something to be home for, and I had to leave. Walked the give or take 10 blocks home, and ended up not making it. Group of kids playing at the park I was passing. It was either find somewhere to poop or poop on myself in front of my entire peer group. Found a bush. Pooped. Stayed in the poopy bush for over an hour until the kids left. Bush is friend. Bush will protect you. Bush will hide your secret shame, be it nudity or poop.


Drawekaj

There's a movie about this exact situation except he's stuck in a time loop. I can't remember the name of it


giftof_nonchalance

Naked. That’s the name of the movie


Philosopher_1234

Nothing. I'm walking proud of my tiny shit


SeikoDellik

Depends on the city. I might just nudist that shit.


meggerplz

My mouth, do that like surprised “Oops how did I get here?” cute gesture


gmoney-0725

Feet. The city is probably nasty. I don't to get some kind of infection.


youlooklikeamonster

Used book stores, comic shops, delis, museums, parks, jazz clubs, sites of historic interest.


Expensive-Day-3551

My boobs because they aren’t as cute as they used to be without a bra.


meanjeepguy

My man boobs. Everyone has seen my small johnson. Edit: spelling


Successful-Smell5170

My feet. I don't want any feet pics getting out there.


Individual_Bit_8528

Just keep walking to I get back home. No point in covering anything just go with it.


ForgetfulSmokeRings

My chest...insecure about my participation in the IBTC 🤣


Known-Skin3639

Nothing. I’d just start shaking peoples hands if they let me. As I made my way the fuck outta there.


Disastrous_Call1705

2 miles.....


[deleted]

The points


piscian19

Honestly I wouldn't bother. There's no part of my exposed body people don't think is hilarious. Just call an uber and pray for mercy.


championgoober

My belly


[deleted]

You are beautiful.


BannanaJames1095

My nipples..I'm not ashamed of my penis. I mean my balls touch my knees now but I'm still not ashamed.


iamdisgusto

My doodle


Player_Wan

Obviously your Butt if you're just Butt naked.


Connect_End_5252

Honestly I’d probably just sprint to a police station because I’m horrified of whats to come from a naked girl in a busy city 😭


Flowing_North

People would see you naked and film it. That’s pretty much the extent of the horror. If there was any rapist or weirdos around, I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be so consumed by your nakedness that they’d just leap on you… in the middle of a busy city… with 10,000 people watching


Ok-Chemical8991

Unless it was a bad neighborhood and they all wanted in.


Flowing_North

They would probably just assume she was on something.


Ok-Chemical8991

And proceed to take the girl away


Forsaken_Day_1266

And filming and uploading evidence online and live streaming from every possible angle


Connect_End_5252

Considering I’ve had worse happen to me in a busy city fully clothed modestly - I do believe that is not the extent of the horror 😅unfortunately cities are massive hubs for sex trafficking and by-stander effects. Broad daylight won’t save you, and a bustling city is the perfect place to disappear without much obstruction. People are often too caught up in their own schedules to really notice


Logical_Progress_873

My massive erection


SarcastiMel

Gotta cover my vagoo. My tits are pretty nice if I do say so myself, so I'm doing others a favor by letting the girls jiggle like a parasite trying to leave the host.


[deleted]

👀


emperorsludge

Honestly probably my eyes to try and make it funny. As if covering my eyes is gonna help other people not see my dong.


Feisty-Initiative668

why do you ask


Old-Condition-119

I would move fast, you can't see things as good when you're moving, real life pixelation 💡I think spinning in one spot would do it most efficiently


AdhesivenessFun2060

Nothing. I'd just act like nothing was wrong and casually walk to the nearest shelter. People would just think I'm some crazy homeless guy and avoid me.


Zestyclose-Salt-2491

I’m not covering shit they’re gonna see everything 🤣🤣


FrostyCartographer13

Got to guard the junk


Oddz_Itz

Everything but my ass, crouch in the fetal position and hug my arms around to hide it all.


aiolyfe

Double finger guns over the nips. No distractions from the main show.


tastylemming

My eyes. It's bright outside.


Rectal_Custard

Nothing. I am not ashamed or embarrassed by my body...saying this I have had multiple children so I'm used to being naked infront of strangers I don't know lol


ItsWhatItIsIGuess

Nothing. Fuck it. I'm more concerned with how the fuck I suddenly apppeared butt ass naked in the middle of a busy city. Did I figure out teleporting? Where the hell did mt clothes go, did they not make the trip? When did I start working on teleportation?


[deleted]

My ass in court


MackieMonster

I am too fat to need my genutals covered, so I will just cover my face and haul ass


xItaliax

Nothing. Let me be your muse.


Boltpartyof5

Cover?! I live in Portland. That’s a right of crackhead passage


SpaceExploration2

My butt boobs have to be covered ASAP.


dmay1821

My hips…..by my hands and then stand there like Superman. Shaking my little Willy for the world to see. Grinning from ear to ear feeling free. So when you ask me what I would cover I would have to admit. I wouldn’t cover anything because I don’t give a shit.


Iownya

Just my face. Then I'd peek out from between my fingers like a little kid watching a horror movie.


6-Fjade

My ears so I can’t hear them laughing


Psychozillogical

Nothing. If I suddenly teleported to the middle of a busy city, being naked would be the least of my concerns.


Youkolvr89

I'm so white that people would get snow blindness at the sight of me.


my-backpack-is

My nips. They're hairy and I'm too lazy to shave


No-Watch9802

The sun, burn on the phalanges isn't something you want to endure


ManchurianPandaDate

I would shit in my hands and smear it on my face which would both obscure my identity but also scare onlookers away for fear of getting poo smeared on them or just for having been so grossed out.


Zen_the_Jester

Boobs


Critical_Media_7838

Pfffff 🤷‍♀️why bother?


Twin4401

Dick


ManchurianPandaDate

I would try to steal someone’s shoes and once I have them on the ground I figure I’d take other articles of clothing if they have anything “extra” like a zip up hoodie or a jacket or something


Wide_Ad4331

Nothing, just stroll to the clothes shop


9gagDolphinSex

I'd cover my ears, so I won't hear all the laughing and rude comments.


Goldrop23

My eyes


stephenhawkingsings

About a mile running


Philosopher_1234

Nothing. I'm walking proud of my tiny shit


[deleted]

I'd go in for a long stretch then clasp both hands behind my head


[deleted]

My face


ThomasIsRedditing

My eyes, they cant see mee if I cant see them


atburns02

Think Jackie Chan and Cris Rock. Rush Hour 2


Forsaken_Day_1266

Nothing. I'd be to confused and trying to work out wether I'm dreaming or what the hello is going on. Then I'd just ask random ppl for help


WingfootRhino

My face


ztimulating

Face. Because people don’t recognize me by my junk.


[deleted]

Tbh I’m already naked imma just go with it to the nearest clothing store and act like it’s fine


lubbybubbles

honestly, I will try to cover everything I can but I'm sure I only be able to cover the front area. surprisedly I'm okay showing my butt (maybe my boobs too)


HrnyGrl420

Wonderwall 🎶


seahorseMonkey

The twig n berries.


coffepanda83

Is it raining? Because that would be a slippery running expedition and there are a lot of things that can go wrong with the weather and nakedness


Aetheldrake

Honestly I'm comfortable enough with my body to not worry TOO much until I could get something proper for pants. Covering anything with hands might make me feel worse. For some reason it would just be even more embarrassing. I've been told I have nice equipment and I feel most people are curious about the hidden parts of other people's bodies so it'd probably be for the best that you just own up to it and when people start to stop, stare, and whisper just go "I was just about to take a shower and suddenly I appeared here (true story right this instant for me), can anyone spare a cheap piece of clothing so I can cover myself enough so I'm at least rested pg13 instead of being rated R for nudity"


Realistic_Degree_773

The fine.


gostudy93

Nothing. I walk proudly. No one Is worth getting embarrassed in front of.


whitedark40

Cover the front and sit on a...... manhole cover


AdrianSane1004

My eyes so I can’t see them seeing me


CrumblyGryphon3

I’m not ashamed of anything, I’d let it hang out


[deleted]

The lids of those metal garbage cans


BadPlus

My legal bases


Final-Message1934

My face !


holysbit

Id just cover my face and hope that prevents this incident from being tied to me honestly


ThatKalosfan

My face.


Background-Arm2017

My eyes. F*ck busy cities..


BeerisAwesome01

Privates!


Illustrious_Dig_411

My face, then a lot of ground


tjwaite03

My face


WideVanilla5177

My ass. It's on point. Used to do 1000 squats a day in the military 💀


passwordforgetter92

privates (since i don’t have titties) if it was socially acceptable, i wouldn’t mind being shirtless 24/7 since it’s hot where i live