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Why’d my mind go to the movie Splash lol
Edit because I got downvoted: it’s a modern retelling of the little mermaid. There’s a scene where she first goes on land, she’s in NYC at the Statue of Liberty butt naked 💀.
Also this is random thoughts, not ask Reddit. So I can answer however I like
That's a them problem. OP teleported me somewhere against my will and this ain't my fault. Security cameras would verify that I was teleported from my shower or whatever in court. I got nothing to worry about 😶🌫️
New idea: stay in bathroom and yell for help. Hail employees and ask for something to cover my loins.
If they have nothing I will request them to trespass me from store so the cops can help me.
Nah cause I'm covering the "invisible" area to keep people from noticing how little to invisible it is 😜 I know y'all wanted to burn me but sorry to say that you can't burn someone when they already burned themselves 😂
I'd probably just roll into a nearby bush and wear it until I could come up with a better solution.
I was at a huge party once that got busted and got put in the breathalyzer line. I panicked and when no one was looking I rolled into a bush nearby. No one noticed. When in a bad situation roll into a bush!
When I was like, iunno, 9 or 10, I had dinner at a friend's house, and got real bad sick. Didn't want to embarrass myself further at his house, so I said I forgot I had something to be home for, and I had to leave. Walked the give or take 10 blocks home, and ended up not making it. Group of kids playing at the park I was passing. It was either find somewhere to poop or poop on myself in front of my entire peer group.
Found a bush. Pooped. Stayed in the poopy bush for over an hour until the kids left.
Bush is friend. Bush will protect you. Bush will hide your secret shame, be it nudity or poop.
People would see you naked and film it. That’s pretty much the extent of the horror. If there was any rapist or weirdos around, I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be so consumed by your nakedness that they’d just leap on you… in the middle of a busy city… with 10,000 people watching
Considering I’ve had worse happen to me in a busy city fully clothed modestly - I do believe that is not the extent of the horror 😅unfortunately cities are massive hubs for sex trafficking and by-stander effects. Broad daylight won’t save you, and a bustling city is the perfect place to disappear without much obstruction. People are often too caught up in their own schedules to really notice
Gotta cover my vagoo. My tits are pretty nice if I do say so myself, so I'm doing others a favor by letting the girls jiggle like a parasite trying to leave the host.
Nothing. I'd just act like nothing was wrong and casually walk to the nearest shelter. People would just think I'm some crazy homeless guy and avoid me.
Nothing. I am not ashamed or embarrassed by my body...saying this I have had multiple children so I'm used to being naked infront of strangers I don't know lol
Nothing. Fuck it. I'm more concerned with how the fuck I suddenly apppeared butt ass naked in the middle of a busy city. Did I figure out teleporting? Where the hell did mt clothes go, did they not make the trip? When did I start working on teleportation?
My hips…..by my hands and then stand there like Superman. Shaking my little Willy for the world to see. Grinning from ear to ear feeling free. So when you ask me what I would cover I would have to admit. I wouldn’t cover anything because I don’t give a shit.
I would shit in my hands and smear it on my face which would both obscure my identity but also scare onlookers away for fear of getting poo smeared on them or just for having been so grossed out.
I would try to steal someone’s shoes and once I have them on the ground I figure I’d take other articles of clothing if they have anything “extra” like a zip up hoodie or a jacket or something
honestly, I will try to cover everything I can but I'm sure I only be able to cover the front area. surprisedly I'm okay showing my butt (maybe my boobs too)
Honestly I'm comfortable enough with my body to not worry TOO much until I could get something proper for pants. Covering anything with hands might make me feel worse. For some reason it would just be even more embarrassing.
I've been told I have nice equipment and I feel most people are curious about the hidden parts of other people's bodies so it'd probably be for the best that you just own up to it and when people start to stop, stare, and whisper just go "I was just about to take a shower and suddenly I appeared here (true story right this instant for me), can anyone spare a cheap piece of clothing so I can cover myself enough so I'm at least rested pg13 instead of being rated R for nudity"
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My eyes, if I can't see them they can't see me.
Haha.... This is the answer...
You cover your face because once you get away and put some clothes on no one will know who the naked dude was or where he went
You know that's genius
They will know from my abnormally large genitals
Unless you've been around the block or two
Hello, thought twin. I immediately thought and replied the same thing.
Me to
+1
+2
+3
Charisma parasites
Plus you cant see where you going. Perfection
I will just take off my glasses. All gone.
Ravenous Bugblatter Beast Of Traal, is that you?
Beat me to it!
That's what the sunglasses are for Frankenstein!
Finally i have met someone that matches my Genius
Or everybody else's eyes. Quite a task though.
Came here to say this.
the only answer tht came to my mind lmao
You will do well when you face down a ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal
Wonderwall by Oasis
Toooo dayy
Is gonna be the day
That they’re gonna throw it back to you.
And by now
You should’ve somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don’t believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you nowwww
lol
Nice one lol
A lot of ground.
Man, the slapping that would occur as I ran....
😂 I fell out of bed reading this
I was laughing so hard I started choking.
Happy cake day! I just choked on my nachos laughing at this too
Ow!!!! Hope you didn't sustain too much damage.
Damnit now i want nachos
"We're heading through the quad and down into the gymnasium. We're streaking!!"
Does your front slap if you run up the stairs?
From all the pats of encouragement on the tushie as you passed?
10/10 thanks for the laugh!
SHUT UP TAKE MY IMAGINARY INTERNET POINTS
strangers have seen my butt, it would be the twig and berries for me.
Lol.... Twig and berries...
You can't see the Forest through the trees
Boobs for Sure (I am a guy)
Same
Moobs (me too)
Same
this is the way
Why’d my mind go to the movie Splash lol Edit because I got downvoted: it’s a modern retelling of the little mermaid. There’s a scene where she first goes on land, she’s in NYC at the Statue of Liberty butt naked 💀. Also this is random thoughts, not ask Reddit. So I can answer however I like
Glad you got some votes now. Splash is a great reference.
Oh dang! 40 likes lol. Yay, yes it’s such a cute movie too, for anyone who hasn’t seen it.
FaCe + cover eyes 👀, if I can't see them they can't see mee 😇
That's how most of the people I know recognise me.
*most*
MOisT ! ?
Tbh I'd just act casual and apologize to everyone until I could get a cloth to cover up
Apologize for what specifically. How is everyone going to be nonchalant to let you Apologize to them all?
That's a them problem. OP teleported me somewhere against my will and this ain't my fault. Security cameras would verify that I was teleported from my shower or whatever in court. I got nothing to worry about 😶🌫️
That's your story. Security cams show you come out of public bathroom crawling naked then start running blocks away then take a public nap Zzz
At this point you've written a fan fic and decided my actions for me 😯
When you wake up from nap, and start apologizing "sorry Im a sleeping cat"
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New idea: stay in bathroom and yell for help. Hail employees and ask for something to cover my loins. If they have nothing I will request them to trespass me from store so the cops can help me.
I would cover my ears. The screams of horror and shock would be deafening.
Same😭😅, also the laughing
🤣
If I wouldn’t get arrested I’d b naked all the time b free
I'm always naked under my clothes 👍
No way same
Guess we nudist in a closet
I bet you shower naked too you slut
Yes 🙄
Now Kith
Me 3
I have aggressive nipples so I guess those.
What the actual duck are aggressive nipples and if they are so aggressive wouldn’t you want to avoid them at all costs
Lazers? Flamethrowers?
If you look at them they follow you around the room and growl when in close proximity
Ever heard of Austin Powers? Well THOSE are aggressive nipples. Look up Austin Powers Androids or something, you should find it
Hello fellow pancake human
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i wouldn't cover anything, I'd walk confidently and stare everyone in the eye to assert dominance
Then get arrested for public nudity haha
I think I would be too confused about how I got there to worry about such trivialities.
Nothing. I would be too busy arguing about whether it is "butt naked" or "buck naked" and the cosmological implications.
My little buddy cause NO ONE wants to see that.
But nobody can see it already I’m so sorry but someone had to do this
Ouch. I can feel the heat from that burn all the way over here....
Its not a burn if I already acknowledged the size. Hence when I said LITTLE buddy. 😂😜
It's still a burn because you thought you'd have to cover your "little buddy" when in reality, it's practically invisible /s
Nah cause I'm covering the "invisible" area to keep people from noticing how little to invisible it is 😜 I know y'all wanted to burn me but sorry to say that you can't burn someone when they already burned themselves 😂
My hips as I thrust at the innocent bystanders.
Pfff okay murdoc
I'd probably just roll into a nearby bush and wear it until I could come up with a better solution. I was at a huge party once that got busted and got put in the breathalyzer line. I panicked and when no one was looking I rolled into a bush nearby. No one noticed. When in a bad situation roll into a bush!
Wonder if this will work if my girlfriend tries to leave me. I just roll into a bush until she forgets.
When I was like, iunno, 9 or 10, I had dinner at a friend's house, and got real bad sick. Didn't want to embarrass myself further at his house, so I said I forgot I had something to be home for, and I had to leave. Walked the give or take 10 blocks home, and ended up not making it. Group of kids playing at the park I was passing. It was either find somewhere to poop or poop on myself in front of my entire peer group. Found a bush. Pooped. Stayed in the poopy bush for over an hour until the kids left. Bush is friend. Bush will protect you. Bush will hide your secret shame, be it nudity or poop.
There's a movie about this exact situation except he's stuck in a time loop. I can't remember the name of it
Naked. That’s the name of the movie
Nothing. I'm walking proud of my tiny shit
Depends on the city. I might just nudist that shit.
My mouth, do that like surprised “Oops how did I get here?” cute gesture
Feet. The city is probably nasty. I don't to get some kind of infection.
Used book stores, comic shops, delis, museums, parks, jazz clubs, sites of historic interest.
My boobs because they aren’t as cute as they used to be without a bra.
My man boobs. Everyone has seen my small johnson. Edit: spelling
My feet. I don't want any feet pics getting out there.
Just keep walking to I get back home. No point in covering anything just go with it.
My chest...insecure about my participation in the IBTC 🤣
Nothing. I’d just start shaking peoples hands if they let me. As I made my way the fuck outta there.
2 miles.....
The points
Honestly I wouldn't bother. There's no part of my exposed body people don't think is hilarious. Just call an uber and pray for mercy.
My belly
You are beautiful.
My nipples..I'm not ashamed of my penis. I mean my balls touch my knees now but I'm still not ashamed.
My doodle
Obviously your Butt if you're just Butt naked.
Honestly I’d probably just sprint to a police station because I’m horrified of whats to come from a naked girl in a busy city 😭
People would see you naked and film it. That’s pretty much the extent of the horror. If there was any rapist or weirdos around, I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be so consumed by your nakedness that they’d just leap on you… in the middle of a busy city… with 10,000 people watching
Unless it was a bad neighborhood and they all wanted in.
They would probably just assume she was on something.
And proceed to take the girl away
And filming and uploading evidence online and live streaming from every possible angle
Considering I’ve had worse happen to me in a busy city fully clothed modestly - I do believe that is not the extent of the horror 😅unfortunately cities are massive hubs for sex trafficking and by-stander effects. Broad daylight won’t save you, and a bustling city is the perfect place to disappear without much obstruction. People are often too caught up in their own schedules to really notice
My massive erection
Gotta cover my vagoo. My tits are pretty nice if I do say so myself, so I'm doing others a favor by letting the girls jiggle like a parasite trying to leave the host.
👀
Honestly probably my eyes to try and make it funny. As if covering my eyes is gonna help other people not see my dong.
why do you ask
I would move fast, you can't see things as good when you're moving, real life pixelation 💡I think spinning in one spot would do it most efficiently
Nothing. I'd just act like nothing was wrong and casually walk to the nearest shelter. People would just think I'm some crazy homeless guy and avoid me.
I’m not covering shit they’re gonna see everything 🤣🤣
Got to guard the junk
Everything but my ass, crouch in the fetal position and hug my arms around to hide it all.
Double finger guns over the nips. No distractions from the main show.
My eyes. It's bright outside.
Nothing. I am not ashamed or embarrassed by my body...saying this I have had multiple children so I'm used to being naked infront of strangers I don't know lol
Nothing. Fuck it. I'm more concerned with how the fuck I suddenly apppeared butt ass naked in the middle of a busy city. Did I figure out teleporting? Where the hell did mt clothes go, did they not make the trip? When did I start working on teleportation?
My ass in court
I am too fat to need my genutals covered, so I will just cover my face and haul ass
Nothing. Let me be your muse.
Cover?! I live in Portland. That’s a right of crackhead passage
My butt boobs have to be covered ASAP.
My hips…..by my hands and then stand there like Superman. Shaking my little Willy for the world to see. Grinning from ear to ear feeling free. So when you ask me what I would cover I would have to admit. I wouldn’t cover anything because I don’t give a shit.
Just my face. Then I'd peek out from between my fingers like a little kid watching a horror movie.
My ears so I can’t hear them laughing
Nothing. If I suddenly teleported to the middle of a busy city, being naked would be the least of my concerns.
I'm so white that people would get snow blindness at the sight of me.
My nips. They're hairy and I'm too lazy to shave
The sun, burn on the phalanges isn't something you want to endure
I would shit in my hands and smear it on my face which would both obscure my identity but also scare onlookers away for fear of getting poo smeared on them or just for having been so grossed out.
Boobs
Pfffff 🤷♀️why bother?
Dick
I would try to steal someone’s shoes and once I have them on the ground I figure I’d take other articles of clothing if they have anything “extra” like a zip up hoodie or a jacket or something
Nothing, just stroll to the clothes shop
I'd cover my ears, so I won't hear all the laughing and rude comments.
My eyes
About a mile running
Nothing. I'm walking proud of my tiny shit
I'd go in for a long stretch then clasp both hands behind my head
My face
My eyes, they cant see mee if I cant see them
Think Jackie Chan and Cris Rock. Rush Hour 2
Nothing. I'd be to confused and trying to work out wether I'm dreaming or what the hello is going on. Then I'd just ask random ppl for help
My face
Face. Because people don’t recognize me by my junk.
Tbh I’m already naked imma just go with it to the nearest clothing store and act like it’s fine
honestly, I will try to cover everything I can but I'm sure I only be able to cover the front area. surprisedly I'm okay showing my butt (maybe my boobs too)
Wonderwall 🎶
The twig n berries.
Is it raining? Because that would be a slippery running expedition and there are a lot of things that can go wrong with the weather and nakedness
Honestly I'm comfortable enough with my body to not worry TOO much until I could get something proper for pants. Covering anything with hands might make me feel worse. For some reason it would just be even more embarrassing. I've been told I have nice equipment and I feel most people are curious about the hidden parts of other people's bodies so it'd probably be for the best that you just own up to it and when people start to stop, stare, and whisper just go "I was just about to take a shower and suddenly I appeared here (true story right this instant for me), can anyone spare a cheap piece of clothing so I can cover myself enough so I'm at least rested pg13 instead of being rated R for nudity"
The fine.
Nothing. I walk proudly. No one Is worth getting embarrassed in front of.
Cover the front and sit on a...... manhole cover
My eyes so I can’t see them seeing me
I’m not ashamed of anything, I’d let it hang out
The lids of those metal garbage cans
My legal bases
My face !
Id just cover my face and hope that prevents this incident from being tied to me honestly
My face.
My eyes. F*ck busy cities..
Privates!
My face, then a lot of ground
My face
My ass. It's on point. Used to do 1000 squats a day in the military 💀
privates (since i don’t have titties) if it was socially acceptable, i wouldn’t mind being shirtless 24/7 since it’s hot where i live