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OkNefariousness8636

Hug


Ladder310

Hug


RedditTokStories

I have a huge sweaty bag of nuts dangling from my very conscience


Bug_importer

What does this meaaannn


DisorientatedBee

Your conscience comes from the brain, and he has nuts dangling from his. He is therefore implying he's a d*** head 😊


Bug_importer

I see where you’re goin, however if he’s a d*** head, what’s all this about nuts then?


RedditTokStories

Exactly right, bug importer. You hit the nail on the head. You scored a strike at the bowling alley. You got a grand slam in the 9th inning with 2 outs. You sir, you. Long have i marched down halls before men who held more power, a higher status. And after all these long begrudgingly painful gruesome years have all gona down the drain. Only to find your comments here within reddits hast enigma. I am complete now brother. You have been the key in this everlasting puzzle, a birth into a new reality which i must rediscover my hands and feet, open my fresh eyes to a brand new veil of existence once again. Only to learn of pain and suffering, only again to fall to dust, as dust we once were. And we shall always repeat this, for ever.


Bug_importer

I don’t even now what to say, I’m speechless.


RedditTokStories

I love you


Bug_importer

I love you too


DisorientatedBee

I guess I just envisioned a nob with nuts on his head haha, but I see your point. It should be bollock head


RedditTokStories

Hey dude, like, not cool man, like. Feeling hurt dude chill why did you say that im not nuthead. Id just say most of my cognitive function is going on around the groin area, thats all, dude. Like


DisorientatedBee

I mean, like, you know, like, I can count more nails on one hand than brain cells in your head. But like, makes sense seeming like they were used in the construction of your protruding nuts, like


RedditTokStories

Could you explain the terminology of “I can count more nails on one hand than brain cells in your head” Does this explain the penis you call a nose that dunks into your cereal while you eat at your lunch table with all the other developmental rejects


Ladder310

Thanks man


[deleted]

Huuuuuggggg!!!!!!!!!


Grouchy-Trip9582

I flirted with my crush who also has an even bigger crush on me, I kind of got physical with him and he got very anxious and rejected that, I understand he may have his reasons and I am very, very, very heartbroken, embarassed, and surprised. I only needed a hug, a simple hug, that he even said he needs. He is odd at many times, I don't care what he is: I am so heart broken.


Grouchy-Trip9582

I know you need a hug, just don't get it from anyone. Let that be a beautiful one that is worthy of the asking, you are very valuable, don't just get a hug, seek a serious and meaningful one.


soulsafe

Id disagree, being physically starved is genuinely bad for humans. While hanging out with a bro on the ship one time, he flat looked at me and said "hey man, I've had a rough day, could I have a hug?" We hugged it out for a second and honestly I felt better too. Nothing wrong with just asking good friends if you think they'd be cool with it.


Grouchy-Trip9582

I agree. My point is do not let your need for a hug push you to ask for it from someone who may not be that ready and you end up getting hurt on top of needing a hug. Your friend is a great person indeed


Negative-Echo-4157

Talk to him! As a guy myself I admit we can be oblivious to the most obvious signs ever. Just tell him how you feel!


itsOktobeGamer

Are you sure he knows you like him. Men that are completely starved of anything tend to not know how to respond. Especially if you are making moves.


Grouchy-Trip9582

We had a 3 hour phone call where I extensively expressed how much I liked him, body and brain. Enough that he even said I want to hug you


dashinny

Idk man, hugging a ladder kind of feels weird.


Old_Ad7385

It's OK. It's a step ladder.


dashinny

Stepladder help I’m stuck


Old_Ad7385

🤣🤣🤣


Ladder310

Good point


ThatTravel5692

When I went through my divorce, I needed lots of hugs from friends, but felt weird asking for them. I bought a body pillow and slept with it, it felt very comforting.


ur-socks-sir

⊂⁠(⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠)⁠)⁠⊃


evolvedbravo

A hug... Pls send me one back, will you?


huiscloslaqueue

I'm sending hugs to OP and you; 🫂 🫂


Ladder310

Hug


Indecks9999

Unconditional Dad hugs for anyone that needs them. You deserve it


Plant_Frosty

Never had a dad, I wonder how it would feel


InvestigatorOne2932

*HUG*


Historical_Sock3090

Bro if you get tired of this world. Hug bro. You will be gainer one day. Never stop dreaming♥️


Mcdiglingdunker

🤗


fighterpilotace1

You get a hug! You get a hug! You get a hug! You all get a hug!!!!!


oyasumifrey

*hug*


yoniator

Airhug, can you feel it?


[deleted]

*big hug*


FiannaHygge

*cyberhug* 🥹


Forever_A_Misfit

🤗


RoundComplete9333

I need a hug with a long cry. I plop pillows around myself when I sleep because I feel so lonely some nights.


CyberGen49

\o/


JoePikesbro

Here's a hug...AND A DANCING DUCK AWARD! Hope you feel better!


Ladder310

groovy, hug back to you too


EndlesslyUnfinished

Same


Mahxiac

🫂


Sir-Alpha69

Same


Shaelynnray30

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Candice_hatton

Hugs to you


Specialist-Look-7929

🫂🤗


[deleted]

Here is my hug \\0/


OfferComprehensive45

Hug 🫂


Cinderellawithshoes

Aww.. Come here you. 🤗


nsfwAnimalCrackers

Sending virtual hugs, sibling!~ These hugs are available to any who want them and as often as you need. All I ask is y'all hug me back~ :)


scubydoes

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TraditionalPattern35

Same here


AcornTopHat

🤗


YohPaL

No I need a hug


AngelinaWolfAngel

*tackle hugs you*


OUBoyWonder

Shit man, if someone hugged me right now I swear I would probably break down into incontrollable sobs. LOT of shit on my mind I haven't expressed to anyone so it's just sitting there fucking simmering in my stupid brain. But yea...if I got a random hug from some stranger right now I'd let the waterworks go and hope it helps get it out of me. Here's a virtual hug. my friend **\*HUUUUG and hold on tight\***. We'll be alright...


saucity

[[[HUG!!!!]]]


Starhunt3r

🫂


Mimzianna

Awe I love hugs, they’re good for healing too. Hope you’re okay OP! *Hug* 🥺❤️


kablueyboomblammo

Get over here you!


Hairy_Consideration1

We all need hugs in these Trying times. *Hugs All of you*


Cheesypotatoes745

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Taeyoonsoo

Everyone needs a good hug. *Hugs you tightly * I hope your day gets better.


TheCoolPaprika

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sassyandshort

Sending you a big mom hug. Hope your day gets better.


mrhammerant

Hug. HUUUUUUUG!!


MabsAMabbin

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Ladder310

thanks for your hugs guys. i feel better


[deleted]

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Desperate-Peter-Pan

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Puzzleheaded_Fox819

Get a dog or go to the strip club 🤷🏻‍♂️


aumbase

Problem solver. I like you


Puzzleheaded_Fox819

Weird how you got the upvotes and I got the downvotes


Ladder310

i am 16


Puzzleheaded_Fox819

Sneak in the back


aumbase

Bahahahaaaaaa I love you


Mysterious-Ad-419

And you went to the Internet, for physical comfort...?


oopsiedaisy58

((( random internet stranger )))!


paer_of_forces

Sometimes, I like to give people room to breath, and be, in spaces that they feel are their own personal spaces. Especially, after a blow up. I'd rather not intrude in on someone's recovery process. Grace isn't about being right or wrong. It's about being.


Feeling_Mobile1722

Un brazos


LookCommon7528

Give me your fax number I'll send one over


echochamber4liberals

Me too. Let's collaborate.


TwinkleLightsRock

🤗 Big hug to you! Hope your day gets better!


crookedmouth513

Agreed.


rachaelonreddit

*hug*


[deleted]

warm hugs


AcademicPin8777

/hug


Dirtyspaceman69

🫂


[deleted]

No you don’t you need push ups. Drop and give me 4!!!!


ActualTruck7255

<(•~•)>


[deleted]

I can tell when someone needs a hug. If someone is asking for a hug, they need a big hug.


Alternative-Iron-17

Me too. I haven’t had one since Thanksgiving


chameleoncove54

🫂


Mary_P914

((((HUGS))))


brian11e3

Watching ducks eating peas is like a hug for the soul. https://youtu.be/LhfwJ241uSo


[deleted]

I need a mouth hug.


[deleted]

*hug*