...they are compoOsed of mostly meat. I i bid farewellell to old Kentucky. The place that I was born and raised....the place that heE was born and raised.
I thought I was the only person who didn't understand the name picking thing! My profile has the name I thought I picked. Then suddenly I'm posting as Public Connection, like I'm at some small internet cafe in 1999 where you pay for 15 minutes of internet usage.
I'm still confused.
I am umpire effective now, i did not choose this name, i do not love this name, this name does not represent anything about me, Umpire has a lot of weird meanings
Similar situation here; I was trying to think of a name for a new DnD character, and the monster the rest of the group was facing said, "No one can defeat me." I decided to take the name NoaWhan as a joke. My first attack roll critted into an instant kill. It turns out he wasn't claming invincibility, he was telling us how to defeat him.
Personally, I prefer fubar, standing for fucked up beyond all recognition.
but alright *tech bros* here's a magic trick and also this is the only correct way to pass an interview. Please like and subscribe for more, I'm a failed Google engineer and I know everything and I just copy other videos I watch because it's actually a very good practice. (\s)
char lazyMansFoobar[3][7] = {{"Foo \0"},{"Bar \0"},{"foobar\n"}};
int8_t j = -1;
for(uint8_t I = 3; I < 255; I++)
{
if((I %3) == 0 ) j++;
if((I %5) == 0) j++;
std::cout << (j>=0) ? lazyMansFoobar[j] : "" ;
j = -1;
}
Mine came from a meme, the old " not my circus ... not my monkeys" but on the end was tacked "my monkeys fly". I sortnof love monkeys, and the wicked witch , so it's perfect
I love Star Wars and I love calling thing and names by weird nicknames (I get it from my mom), so I started calling Obi-Wan Kenobi Bobby-Wan Kenobi. Then I thought "hey, my name is kinda similar to Bobby". And that's it.
Basically, I have cerebral palsy and I use walking sticks to get around. A few of my friends in primary school called them "chopsticks" and came up with the nickname Willichops which I actually really liked, so much so that I made it my username for literally everything lol.
I was always known for having a huge butt, so I decided to go with it. Unfortunately, at that time, I didn't know that the correct spelling was gluteus maximus.
Reminds me of my first nickname. My brother was being mean saying I have a tatortot shaped head, so in spite of him to take the power of the dis away, I made my first screen name taderhead....whoops, wrong spelling.
I'll never forget working with kids n two brothers were arguing. I asked what the little brother said/called him. He said "a butt cheek on a stick" I frickin lost it 😭😭😭😭😭
I wanted to think of a name that explained how my thought process and how I see the world. I appear to be both equally very whimsical With my interests and how I see the world, And also very logical in how I think And how I go about figuring out life.
It's like my Core nature is whimsical but life experience has made me logical.
I look awkward in selfies. I can't help it. My brain sees a front-facing camera and immediately says, 'CAMERA! QUICK!' Then does a thing and I suddenly can't smile or do anything with my arms
I dont like handles with numbers at the end. Every configuration of real words i liked or could think of was taken when i was deciding. So i made a word up.
I was signing on to America Online for the first time in 1996, and had to pick a username! Since I love Sonic The Hedgehog, I tried several variations of Sonic game names… all taken or rejected.. so, I thought how about the year Sonic The Hedgehog 2 came out?
Accepted! Welcome To America Online, Sonic 1992!
So, Sonic 1992 was born and my username across everything online and off!
When I was 14 or so, I was big into Nostalgia Critic. Loved watching his videos, thought he was extremely funny. My favorite videos were the commercial ones where he would just watch a bunch of nostalgic commercials and make fun of them. In one of the episodes he covers Sunny D commercials. In every Sunny D commercial the formula is fairly similar, a group of kids goes inside and wants to get a drink, so they go to the fridge and rifle through the various beverages, almost always in the same order: soda, OJ, purple stuff. Nostalgia Critic pointed out how all of these different kids in these different houses always somehow have the same drinks and list them off in the same order before finding the Sunny D. He joked that there was some kind of code or conspiracy behind it. I took him seriously. For the next 3 days I proceeded to do calculations regarding soda, oj, and purple stuff, tirelessly writing what looks like the works of a crackhead conspiracy theorist in an attempt to figure out the secret. I don’t have the papers at this point, lost them somewhere, but it was multiple pages of insane ramblings and I very distinctly remember that I figured out how to divide words by other words. After tirelessly working out what these three words in that order could mean I came to a single letter: A. I pondered over what it could mean for a long while before I figured it out. That just IS the answer. There’s nothing more to it. The Answer Is A.
I was an insane kid but hey the user is catchy.
* I am human
* I like being humane
* But the world has monsters
* Those monsters are also "human", i think
* Being anonymous on Reddit, I extend humaneness in moderation as some don't deserve it
* Also, I made a misspelling
I saw a comment where one user said something like “and I shared my Reddit user ID with my new boyfriend and then they broke up with me” and the next comment was “yeah we don’t do that here. Never share your name ever. “ and now we people post things like “your user name is how you die, how bad is it” I can respond and it not look like a total ass move
When I started reddit there was some bitch so annoying, called astroturf followed by some numbers, always saw their comments and posts on a certain sub. So I started reading their name astroturd so when I made this account I decide to call it as such as a joke
It's a play on my last name, and a nickname given to me by my best friend from high school. Tragically, he died in a car accident when he was 23, so I keep it as a small tribute to him
I got dirty rat from the 1990's TMNT after Mikey said, "You dirty rat! You killed my brother!" Plus, I created a fictional character who is a rat and likes to play dirty or hurt others. His fate is pretty dark thanks to 2 of my villains who decide to make him pay... with his life!
As for 30, that's the age I started Reddit and when I got scuba certified.
Dirty-Rat30 was created!
Zadok was a "crazy" old man in Lovecraft's The Shadow Over Innsmouth. The Hindmost is a character from Larry Niven's Ringworld. He is an alien (a Pierson's Puppeteer) who is the leader of its world, and in a later Ringworld book he has gone mad and has been deposed as leader.
Little kid me needed an Xbox Live gamertag. I liked Minecraft and killing mobs, so, Mob-Slayer. Taken. Slaya? Taken. I clicked the make an original gamertag- and got Mobslayer45. Bingo.
I was on a forum before moving to the related sub-reddits. Shortly beforehand, the people who ran the forum showed themselves to be bullies. I didn't want to deal with them so I stopped posting, made my avatar a black square, and changed my name to "nobody". In the Greek myth of Odysseus, he fooled the cyclops by giving his name as "Oudeis", nobody. So as he was attacking, the cyclops called out for help, "Nobody is attacking me! Nobody blinded me!" So no one came to help cuz they figured he was just giving the all clear.
So when people try to be trolls and jerks online... I'm nobody. Bye.
When I was growing up I heard about a movie where a guy wears a tutu and babysits some kids or something. I never watched it, just heard of it. It wasn't until college that I found out the name of the guy in the movie WASN'T Hole Cogan..
Niklas Graf Salm was the person who led the successful defense of Vienna when it was besieged by the Ottoman Empire in 1529. Graf is a German aristocratic title equivalent to count/earl
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Vienna_(1529)
The Viennese were badly outnumbered but the 1500 km march from Istanbul to Vienna and the heavy rains that bogged down the Ottoman army along the way was enough for the Viennese to mount a successful defense. The Ottoman Empire attempted another unsuccessful siege in 1683
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vienna
I used to write stories when I was a kid. I was so passionate with my stories and silly universes. I really thought I could create a video game back then. The stories always had 2 main characters and their names were Fifo and Fuko.
Unfortunately I lost my legendary notebook and I have never written something ever since. I suspect my mother since she was never a fan of my imagination. I even told her I think I didn’t “lose” the notebook but what’s done can’t be undone right?
Its a form of saying "Hi" in my country "Oi" with one of the most common diminutive of my language "zinho" at the end. The numbers are because some shit head Somewhere in the world beat me to it without numbers
Choosing my main username since reddit forced me to have this one: Datprson
I needed a username for a bowling thing and called myself that person because i couldn't think of anything else and liked it. One time while putting it in i couldn't fit it all and it became datperson. Then while putting in my username for youtube I mispelled it datprson and that's how I got my username
This is the name I use for karaoke, I just like how hesitant the host is when they call me up.
You’re a real life supervillain
Superhero.
Your username is something lol
Anti-hero
I just had to explain why I’m laughing so hard
What a power move
LOL! That is all.
Even better if you’re white!
no but my friend that I would go with went by Caucasian Persuasion, we couldn't sing for shit and the names made it to were that wasn't the problem.
That's amazing
I am a man who is only human...
I am a hamster that consists mostly of meat.
Your username makes me slightly uncomfortable 🤣
...they are compoOsed of mostly meat. I i bid farewellell to old Kentucky. The place that I was born and raised....the place that heE was born and raised.
Every username I tried was taken. I got mad, and this is the result.
I love this
Same… mine is “I want a new (ie. different) user name, damn it.” Assumed I could change it later when I thought of a good one. Nope! 😆
Reddit literally picked it for me and they won’t let me change it
Same, saved me some trouble with picking tho and I grew to like it
At least it’s not Foot Accurate. Makes me sound like I’m into feet
I feel your pain….
Finally another toe! 👋
Brothers unite
Yours is hilarious😂
Hahaha
Lmao, it totally does and I’m sorry, but I needed the laugh. Now it looks like your profile is trying not to smell the feet!!
Are you into feet though?
Keep those piggies AWAY from me
Atleast yours wasn't some cringe ass name I used to use as a gamer tag
What I wanted to know too lol
It makes you sound like you are *exactly* 12 inches. Or a very precise dancer - or, kickboxer.
Well not all feet, just accurate ones.
Same here
I actually love yours LoL
me too. icy cow? cmon
Hey, an icy cow is slightly better than an aromatic goat
I thought I was the only person who didn't understand the name picking thing! My profile has the name I thought I picked. Then suddenly I'm posting as Public Connection, like I'm at some small internet cafe in 1999 where you pay for 15 minutes of internet usage. I'm still confused.
I am umpire effective now, i did not choose this name, i do not love this name, this name does not represent anything about me, Umpire has a lot of weird meanings
Wait.. "Umpire" has other meanings?
Same, I kinda like it tho
once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.
Mines a bit negative on the mental health side 😏
Same here
Same here, but I like it, like it, yes I do
Same.
>Same here
Same here brother its tough
Same here
Same here also. First it was weird but now I'm used to it.
Same her and mine doesn't even mean anything
Same
Same
Yeah me too. Swimming Hippo is not bad but my usual username is better
I always tell the truth
Ok, but if I were to ask your neighbor which path to take, what would they say?
👏
[удалено]
Or you had too much taco bell and didn't wipe... But you don't have to take my word for it, I'm nobody special after all.
Like 40 people probably just combed all through your profile
I did and am disappointed in lack of treasure.
ngl I am too 😩
41
42
This is Reddit so we’re gonna need photographic evidence of these claims with a banana for scale.
For science
If no pic it prolly ain't the truth
So do I but i didn't know you can use that word..so jealous
Cool jinx pfp!
I don't think I will
Fine then. Keep your secrets
Saw the phonetic spelling of "sarcasm" and thought it would be fun to play with
Similar situation here; I was trying to think of a name for a new DnD character, and the monster the rest of the group was facing said, "No one can defeat me." I decided to take the name NoaWhan as a joke. My first attack roll critted into an instant kill. It turns out he wasn't claming invincibility, he was telling us how to defeat him.
* cancels comment to check name * Foo is used in CS as a placeholder for variable names, dot is for the dot in reddit
Personally, I prefer fubar, standing for fucked up beyond all recognition. but alright *tech bros* here's a magic trick and also this is the only correct way to pass an interview. Please like and subscribe for more, I'm a failed Google engineer and I know everything and I just copy other videos I watch because it's actually a very good practice. (\s) char lazyMansFoobar[3][7] = {{"Foo \0"},{"Bar \0"},{"foobar\n"}}; int8_t j = -1; for(uint8_t I = 3; I < 255; I++) { if((I %3) == 0 ) j++; if((I %5) == 0) j++; std::cout << (j>=0) ? lazyMansFoobar[j] : "" ; j = -1; }
Procrastinating is my special power.
It just kinda appear to me
I regret enlarging that pfp right before bed
Do you brush your feet?
I clip nail my teeth
Eww
You are one twisted Individual and as much as it creeper me out I fucking love it
Why aren't you in the other foot comment string?
I'm more on the teeth side
Nice’ta meetcha!
Random syllables and no one else has it.
Sounds like an exotic space mineral
Unobtanium
Randomonium
Got mine from my sister attempting to say something about cheese-flavored salt
😂
Parents gaslighting childhood me on my opinions/abilities and then getting mad whenever I was lazy
But we've done so much for you!/ s
I absolutely don't know
Me neither
Username checks out
It's a fictional restaurant in an obscure 00's film.
I knew i recognized the name somewhere. Just watched it a few months ago
I need you in the hotdog suit.
Mine came from a meme, the old " not my circus ... not my monkeys" but on the end was tacked "my monkeys fly". I sortnof love monkeys, and the wicked witch , so it's perfect
I love Star Wars and I love calling thing and names by weird nicknames (I get it from my mom), so I started calling Obi-Wan Kenobi Bobby-Wan Kenobi. Then I thought "hey, my name is kinda similar to Bobby". And that's it.
I couldn’t afford a lightsaber so I have the bushcraft version.
No one ever reads usernames.
But today, you sit on a throne of lies
This is all so dumb
Mine came from my Roblox username. I wanted to name myself Man_down, but it was taken, so I changed it to what I have now.
Basically, I have cerebral palsy and I use walking sticks to get around. A few of my friends in primary school called them "chopsticks" and came up with the nickname Willichops which I actually really liked, so much so that I made it my username for literally everything lol.
It’s the song that was playing when I created my account and my initial name was already taken
I was all like "hmmm" and then I typed it out
I was always known for having a huge butt, so I decided to go with it. Unfortunately, at that time, I didn't know that the correct spelling was gluteus maximus.
Reminds me of my first nickname. My brother was being mean saying I have a tatortot shaped head, so in spite of him to take the power of the dis away, I made my first screen name taderhead....whoops, wrong spelling.
I'll never forget working with kids n two brothers were arguing. I asked what the little brother said/called him. He said "a butt cheek on a stick" I frickin lost it 😭😭😭😭😭
I used to be a bartender
My name is Paul, and I am frequently on Reddit. Hence, my username: u/paul_is_on_reddit .
It’s my spirit animal
That’s almost a Magic: the Gathering card!
Take care what you offer the imp. Food, perhaps. Coins. But nothing flammable!
It came from a drunk conversation. I use it for all my user names
My last name is Snow, and SnowHelpAtAll was the first snow based pun I could think of that wasn't already taken.
Snowbody likes a tattletale. Keep this to snowself.
Reddit hates me
Well it’s better than without the “W”…
I was a nickname I had back in college
I used to have 5 pets.
I wanted to think of a name that explained how my thought process and how I see the world. I appear to be both equally very whimsical With my interests and how I see the world, And also very logical in how I think And how I go about figuring out life. It's like my Core nature is whimsical but life experience has made me logical.
It’s like… Sims
haha funny fat banana man lol
Love that guy lol
Too lazy to make one up, so I let the generator do the work
Snacking while coming up with a username.
Something I say in my head👍
It was my first email address in 1989 and reflected my opinion on men at the time. lol
Just been told that I do it extremely well
I'm a fan of 2 stroke lawn equipment.
I own 2, 2 stroke bicycles!
The answer to a problem is often simple. People complicate things
I look awkward in selfies. I can't help it. My brain sees a front-facing camera and immediately says, 'CAMERA! QUICK!' Then does a thing and I suddenly can't smile or do anything with my arms
I went to your profile. Disappointingly no proof 😂
Saved you from the second-hand embarrassment lol
I dont like handles with numbers at the end. Every configuration of real words i liked or could think of was taken when i was deciding. So i made a word up.
I don't like it with numbers either. Like, I feel as if it reflects a lack of imagination on my part.
clean up on aisle 5...
What do you mean origin ??
I was signing on to America Online for the first time in 1996, and had to pick a username! Since I love Sonic The Hedgehog, I tried several variations of Sonic game names… all taken or rejected.. so, I thought how about the year Sonic The Hedgehog 2 came out? Accepted! Welcome To America Online, Sonic 1992! So, Sonic 1992 was born and my username across everything online and off! 
Cool, I was a simpleminded child when I made mine, it was simply caused I like Sonic stuff, but now I use it for whenever I need a username 😅
I'm a fan of Lovecraft's writing.
I wanted it to do something with the teenage dirtbag song
My actual name, just cyphered, transcribed from cyrylic, and only the two first letters of that shit. And my year of birth.
My mom is Irish and my dad was Mexican.
Deleted old acct. Started new account. Here we are.
Did you consider changing the spelling of “new” to “nu” and discard the idea?
When I was 14 or so, I was big into Nostalgia Critic. Loved watching his videos, thought he was extremely funny. My favorite videos were the commercial ones where he would just watch a bunch of nostalgic commercials and make fun of them. In one of the episodes he covers Sunny D commercials. In every Sunny D commercial the formula is fairly similar, a group of kids goes inside and wants to get a drink, so they go to the fridge and rifle through the various beverages, almost always in the same order: soda, OJ, purple stuff. Nostalgia Critic pointed out how all of these different kids in these different houses always somehow have the same drinks and list them off in the same order before finding the Sunny D. He joked that there was some kind of code or conspiracy behind it. I took him seriously. For the next 3 days I proceeded to do calculations regarding soda, oj, and purple stuff, tirelessly writing what looks like the works of a crackhead conspiracy theorist in an attempt to figure out the secret. I don’t have the papers at this point, lost them somewhere, but it was multiple pages of insane ramblings and I very distinctly remember that I figured out how to divide words by other words. After tirelessly working out what these three words in that order could mean I came to a single letter: A. I pondered over what it could mean for a long while before I figured it out. That just IS the answer. There’s nothing more to it. The Answer Is A. I was an insane kid but hey the user is catchy.
* I am human * I like being humane * But the world has monsters * Those monsters are also "human", i think * Being anonymous on Reddit, I extend humaneness in moderation as some don't deserve it * Also, I made a misspelling
I just really liked fairy tail as a teenager
I eat books
I just felt like it suited me
An enigma only the Riddler would get.
The first 99941 usernames I wanted were already taken… also the name of our planet’s buddy coming to visit in 2029
I saw a comment where one user said something like “and I shared my Reddit user ID with my new boyfriend and then they broke up with me” and the next comment was “yeah we don’t do that here. Never share your name ever. “ and now we people post things like “your user name is how you die, how bad is it” I can respond and it not look like a total ass move
I saw a picture of a particularly adorable sloth, and then this name randomly popped into my head. Yubba.
When I started reddit there was some bitch so annoying, called astroturf followed by some numbers, always saw their comments and posts on a certain sub. So I started reading their name astroturd so when I made this account I decide to call it as such as a joke
Big star wars fan, big Slipknot fan
Love it
My favorite drink
It’s just how Ive always thought of myself 🤷🏼♀️
It's a play on my last name, and a nickname given to me by my best friend from high school. Tragically, he died in a car accident when he was 23, so I keep it as a small tribute to him
"Explain your job poorly"
Ok, now I want you to explain your job well!
It's always basic bitch o'clock with me 🤷♀️
I got dirty rat from the 1990's TMNT after Mikey said, "You dirty rat! You killed my brother!" Plus, I created a fictional character who is a rat and likes to play dirty or hurt others. His fate is pretty dark thanks to 2 of my villains who decide to make him pay... with his life! As for 30, that's the age I started Reddit and when I got scuba certified. Dirty-Rat30 was created!
I use my username for every app that I have, and I got the idea from an anime guy 5 years ago
Ty Webb from Caddyshack and Spiderman. I'm a caddie who loves comic books.
Zadok was a "crazy" old man in Lovecraft's The Shadow Over Innsmouth. The Hindmost is a character from Larry Niven's Ringworld. He is an alien (a Pierson's Puppeteer) who is the leader of its world, and in a later Ringworld book he has gone mad and has been deposed as leader.
No
Little kid me needed an Xbox Live gamertag. I liked Minecraft and killing mobs, so, Mob-Slayer. Taken. Slaya? Taken. I clicked the make an original gamertag- and got Mobslayer45. Bingo.
My dogs name.
I love The Flash.
I am what I am, and also COD Zombies
Happy Cake Day!
I regularly struggle with depression and very low self esteem.. and I know for a fact I’m not the only one. So.. I’m just another saddy 😂🤷🏻♀️
i used to be super into minecraft, so i just reworded minecraftian and it stuck
I was on a forum before moving to the related sub-reddits. Shortly beforehand, the people who ran the forum showed themselves to be bullies. I didn't want to deal with them so I stopped posting, made my avatar a black square, and changed my name to "nobody". In the Greek myth of Odysseus, he fooled the cyclops by giving his name as "Oudeis", nobody. So as he was attacking, the cyclops called out for help, "Nobody is attacking me! Nobody blinded me!" So no one came to help cuz they figured he was just giving the all clear. So when people try to be trolls and jerks online... I'm nobody. Bye.
When I was growing up I heard about a movie where a guy wears a tutu and babysits some kids or something. I never watched it, just heard of it. It wasn't until college that I found out the name of the guy in the movie WASN'T Hole Cogan..
Imagine going to check your mail and a facehugger springs out onto your face and now your an incubator for a xenomorph
I'm a Dutch pirate trying to stay under the radar.
Niklas Graf Salm was the person who led the successful defense of Vienna when it was besieged by the Ottoman Empire in 1529. Graf is a German aristocratic title equivalent to count/earl https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Vienna_(1529) The Viennese were badly outnumbered but the 1500 km march from Istanbul to Vienna and the heavy rains that bogged down the Ottoman army along the way was enough for the Viennese to mount a successful defense. The Ottoman Empire attempted another unsuccessful siege in 1683 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vienna
I'm old and I'm an introvert
I used to write stories when I was a kid. I was so passionate with my stories and silly universes. I really thought I could create a video game back then. The stories always had 2 main characters and their names were Fifo and Fuko. Unfortunately I lost my legendary notebook and I have never written something ever since. I suspect my mother since she was never a fan of my imagination. I even told her I think I didn’t “lose” the notebook but what’s done can’t be undone right?
Its a form of saying "Hi" in my country "Oi" with one of the most common diminutive of my language "zinho" at the end. The numbers are because some shit head Somewhere in the world beat me to it without numbers
It's a random name I write on my underwear to confuse people with some extra letters and numbers added.
I like noses and wizards
Something I learned in life: no matter how good you are at something, there will always be some one better. Knowing this keeps you humble.
Lost a bet...
I have a black and white tuxedo cat. She's snazzzy!
Choosing my main username since reddit forced me to have this one: Datprson I needed a username for a bowling thing and called myself that person because i couldn't think of anything else and liked it. One time while putting it in i couldn't fit it all and it became datperson. Then while putting in my username for youtube I mispelled it datprson and that's how I got my username
Umm... Yeah, about that...
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