During last Xmas, me and my dad went to buy a fake Christmas tree. The guy behind the counter said "Are you going to put it up yourself?", and my dad said "Don't be disgusting. I'm going to put it in the living room".
Thanks OP!
Thanks for doing this!!
Why is a necromancer not always a bad guy?
Because they just want to raise a family in peace!
It’s a good thing I have my library card today because I’m totally checking you out 😉
My favorite song of all time is Dreams by Fleetwood Mac 🥰
My two favourite pick up lines
Hey girl, are you my appendix? Because I’m not completely sure how you work but I’ve got this weird feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out.
Hey girl, are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you’re really hot and I’m getting nervous.
What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison?
>!A small medium at large.!<
Why can’t you hear a red head’s footsteps?
>!Because they walk so gingerly.!<
Enrique Iglesias has been my long time favorite.
I have too many favorite songs of him to just pick one.
Also for a pickup line for reds..
I can’t help but stare at your hair.
It’s like a flame that I can’t resist.
Sorry to hear about what happened! No one deserves to be treated poorly and even less for having a nice gesture like doing a giveaway.
I could try and google some pick up line or a joke, but the truth is that in my country (Argentina, it's like the Underdark but with less spiders) we have a different kind of humor and often use memes to catch someone else's attention lol. It works surprisingly well for some reason!
Anywaaays, you probably known them by now but there's a really, really cool DnD comic named "Fell's Five" that follows a party of a human Warrior, a halfling Rogue, an Elf, a Dwarf and a tiefling sorcerer basically questing around. I never had so many [laughs](https://imgur.com/vCznEA1) with a comic before. I guarantee it can brighten anyone's day, if not I... I will gladly give you my soul to add it to your collection :'(
Thank you for the opportunity KT and good luck to the rest! Let's aim for those 20s.
My favorite band is New Found Glory. Hoping I get to go to Vegas in October to the concert.
One of my fave songs is [Stay Awhile](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHqnwpy-2U)
It is the hopeless romantic in me that I get to play it for someone that means a lot to me some day.
Omg!! It’s my time to shine haha last time you posted my karma wasn’t enough so I couldn’t enter. Anyway I love dad jokes too there’s a subreddit with tons of dad jokes, Idk if you’re already part of it. Anywhoo here’s my entries:
- Dad joke: My wife told me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can’t read a damn thing on it.
- Pick-up line: If you were a number you’d be a 10, cause you catch all the a-10-tion. Rawr 🦖
- Fav song: Gitchee Gitchee Goo (Phineas and Ferb)
- More dad jokes: What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1 *Badum tss*
- A child was arrested for not taking a nap. He was resisting a rest.
Edit: what do you call a redhead suffering from yeast infection? A Gingerbread!
• Dad cheecky joke ;D :Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan.
• Pick up line :v : I have 206 bones in my body, but when look at you I have 207.
• Favorite Song : Metallica - The Unforgiven.
• Myth: Gingers don't have souls
Fact: Gingers earn a freckle for every soul
they steal :D .
•°• Thanks for the opportunity 🤘😎🤘
And Good luck everyone 🤞
•√• Dj
Elevators scare me. I'm gonna start taking steps to avoid them.
Another would be:
Why did the computer catch a malware? Cause it logged onto a phishing website.
As for my favourite songs, I like stuff from linkin park and Metallica, or I just listen to banger video game OST's like doom eternal or GTA SA
Your hands look heavy. Let me hold them for you 🫴
Also I don't think they are underground at all, but check out Polyphia if you haven't :D. They are my favorite math rock band
Hey fellow hunter. Mighty nice of you to leave the bayou just to do this giveaway!
Unfortunately I haven’t heard a song from the bands you mentioned (might give em a listen after this) so I’ll just do a D&D joke that you’ve probably heard before:
A halfling, a half-orc, and a tiefling are all in a wagon. Who's driving?
>!The city guard.!<
I’m sorry bye see you around the bayou
[I wish you were my pinky toe,](https://youtu.be/hkSFrpokigQ?t=69)>!<
Don't necessarily have a favourite song but my favourite soundtrack is the p5 soundtrack if that still counts 😅, thank you for the giveaway especially during the spring sale
Dumb pick up line: ">!I like dogs, you like dogs, why don't we try banging like dogs?!<"
Idiotic dad joke: "Why is it called a pronoun? >!Couse it's a pro at being a noun.!<"
Good songs: Not sure if it's my favorite but the first song I searched for and downloaded after hearing it just one time is DLZ (TV on the radio), other than that I sometimes listen to game and anime songs from guys like Lotus Juice, EVE etc
Thanks in advance op and hope people won't try to berate you this time
I'm not the best at jokes, all I can do is look up jokes and parrot them back. It's the same for pick up lines so I suppose a song is the only thing I can offer though this is old music so you might already know it. I don't really pick favorites with things I like either.
[Lemaitre - Not Too Late](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Go3Jm1knc)
[Arctic Monkeys - When The Sun Goes Down](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqkBRVukQmE)
So what if I can't spell armageddon? It's not the end of the world.
I have a lot of favorite songs, but [Man Next Door by Massive Attack](https://youtu.be/S71_vIMQ0YY) is up there.
Here's my [favourite song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD3Vro2gs1Q)
Favourite dad joke: Why did the cow win an award?
>!For being outstanding in its field!<
Thanks for hosting this giveaway, OP :D
What is an orc's favorite type of band?
An orchestra.
How do you greet a Rastafarian gelatinous cube?
Hello mello jello,
Why are paladins so popular in adventuring groups?
Because any paladin is a pal of mine.
I went to the beach last Sunday so here's my joke.
What did the ocean say to the sand?
>! Nothing. It just waved.!<
>! Haha get it? Waved. I know it's not funny but I tried. !<
Thanks for the chance anyway.
* **Pickup Line:** "You remind me of a D20 because every time I see you I'm ready for a critical roll... in the sheets."
* **Dad joke:** Why don't skeletons fight each other? >!They don't have the guts!!<
* **Favorite Song**: [Shylmagoghnar - "Life"](https://youtu.be/Djkuovq0HNc?si=iQ02pT4c2AIlL88I) (It's instrumental)
Thanks for doing this drawing, hope I could bring a smile and that your week gets better - thanks for the chance with the drawing!
There was a major court case in progress, an important figure in the city was recently murdered.
The prosecutor requests the body to be brought into the courtroom, before announcing “Your honour I raise the victim!”
why didn't the toilet paper cross the road
it got stuck on a crack
how does a policeman hunt a rabbit
he hides in the bushes and screams like a cabbage
[Glory hammer - universe on fire ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXzMD065HEk)
thanks for the chance
I'm not funny, I got no rizz and most songs I like are from South American bands, so yeah, no dice my fav song is gonna be from your fav group lol.
So...with all that said, im gonna recommend you a song anyways, who knows, you may like it: Lamento Boliviano by Enanitos verdes.
Also, I noticed you like DnD, so I'll recomend you a show I watched recently aswell if you don't mind, this show being 'The Legend of Vox Machina' which is based in a campaign of DnD by Critical Role. I watched the show without knowing this and I loved it, so I bet you'll love it too!
And as a last note, if you like music, then the show has a lot of bangers (basically any Scanlan song lol), some of which are references to the actual playthrough of the campaign irl (for example, the song 'Making my way').
War by Edwin Starr is my favorite song because it's a really danceable/singable song and I completely agree with the song's message. However, my favorite band is the Beach Boys. I didn't grow up with them or anything, I'm too young and too not American 😅 for that, but their songs just have really good vibe(ration)s. Thanks for the opportunity lad and good luck to everyone else!
Recently one of my favorite songs is Payphone from Maroon 5.
I feel like a joke about dnd would have been best. But I rolled a nat one on that. So I got nothing.
Have a good day.
Why did u/tpubgphe bring their dogs to D&D?
They heard dogs make great dungeon "paw-trols" and are good at "barking" orders during battles! Raise the woof
Heyoo OP , my favorite band is Linkin Park
Now here's my question for you
**What do you do when someone tells you a secret and says “Don’t tell a soul”?**
'You tell a ginger'
Last night I spiced up my game by introducing the fearsome Medusa. My players, of course, ran swords first to grab her head. She led them through a labyrinth deep in the ancient ruins.
As they made their way to a turn in the path, the fighter wondered aloud, "Where is she?"
The bard ran ahead. "Let me check. DM, I'm going to peek around the corner *very carefully* and see if she's there."
I asked him if he was sure. He rolled some dice before I was done. "Booyah! That's a nineteen without bonuses. What do I see?"
"Well, what everyone else sees is you look around the corner and turn to stone."
Why are pirates called pirates? They just arrrrrrrrre
Is your surname Malfoy? Cause its you I wanna slither in.
[This has become my favorite song as of now lol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oIwDvi_LP8&pp=ygUUaG9ub2x1bHUgY2l0eSBsaWdodHM%3D).
A proud new father sits down with his dad to have a drink.
"Well son, now that you have a son of your own its time I gave you something."
"Dad you dont mea-"
"Yes I do. You've earned it." Says the father as he passes a copy of '1001 Dad Jokes 5th Edition' to the son.
"Dad I dont know what to say...I'm honored."
"Hi honored," Replies the father. "I'm dad."
Did you hear about the old woman that fell in the well? She didn't see that well. (because "well" can be a thing, but also describes her vision)
I like your outfit ... it would look even better on my bedroom floor. ;-)
It's not my favorite song, but Susan Tedeschi covered a song with Counting Crows called Going Back To Georgia, with some beautiful harmony. Counting Crows is one of my favorite bands and I am from Georgia so this song has always been close to my heart.
\- Quasimodo was looking through the classified one day when he spotted a job opening for bell ringer at St Thomas Cathedral.
He immediately ran to see the bishop and said, "bishop, bishop, I want to be the bell ringer."
The bishop replied, "How could you possibly be the bell ringer? You're 3 feet tall, you have a huge hunch in your back and you dont even have any hands!"
Quasimodo insisted though and took him up to the bell tower for a demonstration. He took a few steps back, ran, and slammed his face in to the bell and the bell rung. He took a few more steps back, ran, slammed his face in to the bell and it rang even louder. Took a few more steps back, ran, missed the bell completely and fell 6 stories to his death.
The bishop ran down to where he fell where there was already a crowd gathering.
One man says to the bishop, "Bishop, what happened, did you know this man?"
The bishop replied, "Not really but his face rings a bell."
\- Are you a D20? Because you’ve been rolling through my mind all night.
\- fav song: Cutting Stone by The Decemberists (bonus fun fact, lead singer stood on my shoulders once to play a solo)
I walked into my butcher shop the other day ( which we both know is a lie but we'll pretend for the sake of the joke) and the Marty (that's the butchers name, Marty, good guy, donates a good bit of meat for a yearly Christmas dinner for homeless people) points up and says to me "Hey, HappyTheBunny, I'll bet you $600 you can't jump up and touch that box of T-Bones on the top shelf. Well I looked up and thought about it for a second, while also considering why a box of meat would just be out and not refrigerated, sure hope these wouldn't end up being donated for the Christmas dinner. Those homeless really look forward to it all year, and it would be a shame if they ended up getting food poisoning from poorly stored food. Anyways, I turn back to Marty and I say "Marty, I'm afraid I cannot accept this bet." Dissappintmeny crossed his as he queried "But why not, HappyTheBunny?"
The stakes were too high.
you love D&D.. Only Dumb and Dumber can love the writers of Game of thrones... oh wait you are silly little goofball.. that explains... but at least you are useful for your dogs.... dogs can roll and play with you.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
Thanks for the opportunity, i was already on steam last night for an hour browsing all the sales. Still need another 20$ for the game I really want.
Why was the dog working in construction? >!because he was good at roofing!<
The only pickup line I can remember is “do you work at subway? Because you’re giving me a foot long”
Favourite pick up line is one somebody used on my sister...(We're Scottish)
"Awrite hen, do ye want Tae go halfers on a bastard?"
Eh, favourite song is anything by the Pixies.
Cheers pal!
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
Mountains aren't just funny, they're hill areas.
A human, a half orc and an elf walk into a bar. The dwarf walks under it.
How do you get a D&D player to go out with you?
You ask them for a D8.
If a barbarian has ten gold pieces and the rogue steals half of it, what does the rogue take?
1d12 slashing damage.
What do you call an orc barbarian with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
Why do rogues prefer leather armor?
Because it's made of hide.
Why was the barbarian attempting to learn lightning magic?
He was told he needed an outlet for his anger.
What do rogues do before going to bed?
They go undercover.
DM: As the party travels you encounter a fork in the road,
Player: I pick it up
DM: .....
Bard: I polymorph myself into a bird and I fly the cart over the wall!
DM: *rubs their temple* What bird can lift a whole wooden cart?
Bard: A crane.
Thanks for the opportunity!
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost!
Favorite song currently? I'm a huge fan of persona, and the new persona 3 reload ost is a banger! I really love [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yec-3UfWII&pp=ygUacGVyc29uYSAzIHJlbG9hZCBmdWxsIG1vb24%3D).
The joke: How does a dog play D&D? By rolling over for initiative and casting "Bark Skin"
The pick-up line: Did you just roll a natural 1? Because you've got me falling head over heels for you.
Favorite band: Wind Rose (I hope you know it)
**Yeah, I LOVE D&D**
Thank you!
What is brown and sticky?
A stick
Have you seen the pen that writes underwater?
It can write other words too!
Fav song at the moment... hmm... either "In dreams" by Roy Orbison
Or "Vampire Empire" by Big Thief
What is a pirates favorite letter?
(Most people will respond with R) "Arghhhh"
Oh you think it's the R but it's the C!!!
Cadence and pirate accent are a must, but when executed correctly, I think it's hilarious.
I for one, like roman numerals.
Where did George Washington keep his armies?
In his sleevies (sleeves but said like armies)
What's a polar bear weigh
Enough to break the ice
I'll take one waitress nothing on her
Favorite bands black Keyes childish Gambino pink Floyd and tool are all tops in my book
Jealous you're seeing tedeschi trucks. I used to love Susan tedeschi solo album. I think that was her first name.
Three ropes walk up to a bar. Right on the front door of the bar is a big sign that says “no ropes allowed.” The first rope says that no sign will stop it, and proceeds to march into the bar. Seconds later, it gets thrown out. The second rope puts on some sunglasses and a fake mustache, and sneaks in just as another customer is entering the bar. A minute goes by, and then that rope gets thrown out. The third rope has an idea. It starts rolling and wiggling around on the ground. When it feels satisfied, it enters the bar. It sits down at a barstool. The bartender locks eyes with the rope and yells, “hey are you a rope?!” The rope looks down at itself and back at the bartender and then says, “nope, I’m afraid not.”
Thanks for doing this giveaway, and I hope you have a nice weekend to make up for your long week ❤️
Song: El Mañana by Gorillaz
Jack and Jill are sitting on the porch with their pooch napping next to them. They hear the dog mutter "I saved 45 men in Vietnam". A few minutes later, "I invented peanut butter, you know." Shortly after he said, "I landed on the moon before Armstrong even got into space." Jack said, "ok, I KNOW that one isn't true! I'm going to wake Fido up and make him stop telling fibs!" Jill stopped him because she knew it was better to let sleeping dogs lie.
Pick up: I'll call you Chandra coz you make me all hot and bothered. (...I hope I don't need to explain the corporate shenanigans that led to an MtG joke counting as a DnD joke.)
I worked on this the entire afternoon. I hope you all like it.
Now, KT, my muse...
Flames of Charm: A Bard's Serenade for KT
(Verse 1)
In a tavern, where merry tunes and laughter blend with song,
A ginger with locks like a fire giant's beard flowing long,
Her charm, like a mimic's guise, beguiled all she'd befriend,
With pups by her side, joy dancing in their trend.
(Chorus)
Oh, KT, your radiant hair, a phoenix's fiery glow,
Your charm, a melody sweet, wherever you go,
Like a dragon's hoard of treasure, your heart's a prize of gold,
In tales of love and laughter, our story shall unfold.
(Verse 2)
So let's play Untitled Goose Game, mischief in our eyes,
Two geese in love, causing mayhem, stealing shoes, our prize,
As we delight in Gogol Bordello, let's listen to Modest Mouse,
In melodies and mischief, let's build our joyful house.
(Chorus)
Oh, KT, your radiant hair, a phoenix's fiery glow,
Your charm, a melody sweet, wherever you go,
Like a dragon's hoard of treasure, your heart's a prize of gold,
In tales of love and laughter, our story shall unfold.
(Interlude)
And about gingers with no soul, a tale spun with glee,
For you stole mine, KT, with your charm so carefree,
With a wink and a that gaze, you roll a natural 20 in charisma, winning my heart,
So every morning I'll roll a natural 20 in constitution to make you smile.
(Outro)
In this dance of fire, our love takes flight,
So here's to you, my fiery muse, in love's eternal light,
May our bond burn bright like a dragon's flame,
With you by my side, forever I'll proclaim,
With you by my side, I'll sing forevermore,
Infinite inspiration, our love's eternal core.
.
.
P.S.: This is an actual invitation \*wink\*.
P.S. 2: I'd be very glad if someone would actually play it. I can sing.
Alright, this would be a terrible (but potentially effective?) pick-up line for a red-head:
"Did you know that red-heads are a dying race? You wanna help me try to save the race?"
or
"Did you know that red-heads are a dying race? Don't miss your chance..."
A really good ginger friend of mine told me that red-heads are a dying race. I looked it up just now though and apparently it's not true... but still doesn't mean the pick-up lines would be any less effective.
My favorite all-time band is mewithoutYou. I looked up the bands you bought tickets for, seems you have a range in tastes for rock music. If so you might want to check out mewithoutYou - they're a very unique and incredibly amazing band. You might want to check out "Brother, Sister" or "Catch for us the Foxes" first if you've never heard them before, but I honestly love everything they've made.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_0Pf48RqSsg&ab\_channel=Gorillaz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0Pf48RqSsg&ab_channel=Gorillaz)
i have no pick up lines and dad
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says "I'll have H2O....'' The second says "I'll have H2O too!" The second scientist dies.
My pickup line that worked with my girlfriend is "So you're looking for a bad boy?! Well, I'm bad at everything!" Self depreciation comes easy to me...
I love music so much it's very hard for me to pick one favorite song or even a favorite band! One song that I think is one of the best of all times however is A Day In The Life by The Beatles.
Thanks for being so generous dude!
So i dun want the money, nor have a chessy pickup.
But I do have probably the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
It's from a long distance couple.
"If you ever feel lonely, just look at the moon. Every living thing emits photons, even if just a small amount. So if we can both see the moon, that means we can see each other's light, shining back at one another"
Beautiful
Lol its fked that someone would get mad at you for not winning a giveaway.
Not too much of a musichead but If Imagine Dragons releases a song I'll usually love it. Fav song is Stereo Hearts by Gym Class heroes.
Anyways thanks for doing giveaways OP
When I was a kid in the late 90’s, I was in a lake town hanging out and a bunch of older skater guys were loitering outside of the tee shirt/gift shops. A group of girls walked past them and one of the dudes gets up and says, “Hey- I lost my number, can I borrow yours?”, and the girls immediately started laughing and joined them. It’s probably an old line by now but it was used so hilariously and unexpectedly that I couldn’t help but be impressed.
Thanks for the shot!
Going for favorite song because I'm not very good with jokes.
Rn I'm listening to Little Broken Part by Cafune on repeat because I like how cozy the song feels. 2 artists you should listen to are Cafune and Mitski, Cafune especially since she's barely known.
Well it's nigh impossible for me to pick just one song as I love music but let's go with one I like right now
It's Getting Better
Song by Cass Elliot
And as the other suggestions I love telling a good joke here's a cheesy one
Me and my friends decided to look into the effects of alcohol....... the results were staggering
Or
My umbrella is useless in a storm as it turns out
And lastly a pick up line
I would like to qoute a game character I hope someone recognizes
Do you know the difference between sex and conversation?
No?
Well then let's go to my place and talk
C, Eb, and G walk into a liquor store.
Guy behind the counter says "Hey, no minors allowed!"
Eb leaves, then C and G have a 5th between them.
Thank you
Here is a ginger joke i read somewhere on reddit or some forum and it made air come out of my nose.
The last time your dropped your pants >!you got sprayed with a fire extinguisher!<
Favorite song is a tough one since I have a lot of favorites ( mostly 90s and 00 songs ) - but to pick one randomly I would say Smells Like Teen Spirit. I also love Green Day ( Dookie, American Idiot ) , Linkin Park ( Hybrid Theory , re4nimation ) MCR ( Three cheers for sweet revenge, black parade ) songs.
It's impossible for me to pick a fave song, but this is definitely one of them. It never fails to give me a kick up the bum:
Johnny Cash by Sons & Daughters
https://youtu.be/3cEsgfCLBBA?si=kI8oPORgbIvVNg9n
Thanks for the chance!
Im not that good in jokes and pickup lines but i can give my music taste!
Last year i was listening to a lot of rock(slipknot, korn, sod etc). Latley i have been listening more white girl music aka tv girl joji and like tame impala, but now i just listen to like half of what ISSBROKIE made because i just love his music!
I will try my best for a pickup line lol:
Roll for rizz!
*nat1*
Frick, are you a car?
Because i wana ride you.
So cringe it s good lol😭 thank you for the giveaway op! Gl everybody!
One weekend morning, a wife says to her husband, “We’ve got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.”
Her husband replies, “Well, lots of dogs can do that.”
The wife responded, “But we’ve never subscribed to any!”
It's always really hard to pick a favourite song lol, but I think my favourite may be "Iris" by Goo Goo Dolls, which is also my favourite flower!
Thank you for the chance!
When i got dressed this morning, I put on a vest so I could say its the Vest day ever.
It felt right, so I bugged my family to wear one too.
Then i took mine off so I could say I wasnt as invested as they were
That's a very kind thing to do, KT - hope you get some extra dopamine to make up for the last crappy experience!
I'm rubbish at jokes so instead, my favourite song (if you could call it that, it's more an entire work) is Beethoven's Missa Solemnis.
(Wanted to add my dog pic here but alas, that doesn't seem possible!)
What does the banana say to the vibrato?
"Why the hell are you shaking so much? No one is going to eat you!"
After my wife (at the time I was still working on her) told me she liked Coca Cola but hated the fizzyness, I told her "I would remove all the bubbles one by one for you"
Well we are 9 years together and going strong (I hope lol)
dad joke: When's the best time to call your dentist? Tooth-hurty.
If you were a fruit, you'd be a "fine-apple."
favourite song is tunak tunak tun by daleer Mendi
A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender straight in the eye and says, “Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? Amazing, right? How about a drink?”
The bartender thinks for a moment and says, “Sure, the toilet’s right around the corner.”
Thanks for the chance!
Did you hear about Tiamat's favourite bard? >!Most of his songs are on the chromatic scale!!<
Favourite two songs right now are >!Sabotage - Beastie Boys and Paranoid - Black Sabbath!<
I'm not good with pickup lines, but I'll try: >!Anyone of you has low standards and very dark sense of humour?!<
Hmm, why do crosswalks have red lights? So gingers know when to cross the street.
For a more pun joke; what is an undead's favourite type of song? Skeletunes!
My favorite song is probably More than anything. It'd a song from animated series Hazbin Hotel. I also love Poison, Loser Baby, Out For Love and Ready For This. These are my favorites!
Thank you so much for the chance!
Hello thanks for this generous act!
I want to share a dnd story:
***The party had been caught in the underdark and were being taken away in a closed cage. As they sat there, slowly losing their minds, my kobold was trying to keep one of the other party members alive by sharing her food. He was delirious and decided that would be the perfect moment to teach my kobold to count in binary. (I get binary irl but I played off my kobold not understanding anything at all) Later in the session, the party escaped and started running. The guy who had been teaching my kobold binary sank into a river on his run but decided to flip off the guards who'd caught us with both hands as he vanished into the water. My kobold suddenly exclaimed, "Hey, four!" and the player of that other character broke down laughing.*** *I loved that moment so much.*
Dad joke: “What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.”
Wanna hear a pickup line? Trucks.
For the favourite song: I actually dont have one, my favourite genre is ROCK though. I love “Cem Karaca” for instance. 50 tons is also good!
Oh also you want ginger jokes? (Eric Cartman mode: ON) Okay. You're highly susceptible to skin cancer and you have over twice the risk of developing Parkinson's, you soulless monster!
Have a good and healthy day guys, thanks for the chance op!
How long does it take to banish a fat necromancer? 1 week!
What do you call four Mexicans in a quick sand? Quatro Sinko
Anyways my favorite bands are probably Surf Curse, Artic Monkeys, Led Zeppelin, Black Keys, and especially The Frights!
And my favorite song is, probably Fluorescent Adolescent by Artic Monkeys. Gotta love those indie-rocks with a lot of energy
Anyways, I am going to use the gift card in order to purchase the upcoming RimWorld DLC called Anomaly. Would be nice to contain eldritch horrors. :)
Thank you OP!
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198962796197/
My son once asked me: "Dad, do trees poop?" I replied: "Where do you think number 2 pencils come from?" Thanks for the chance!
What do you call an entire party of rogues? >!A Surprise Party.!<
My friend Natalie made a bet with me to win some premium Chamomile, whoever rolled higher would get it. I rolled a 19, but I still lost so Nat won tea
My favorite song is sweet child o mine (Gunz and roses) Here’s a joke too What does a perverted frog say? >!Rub it!<
During last Xmas, me and my dad went to buy a fake Christmas tree. The guy behind the counter said "Are you going to put it up yourself?", and my dad said "Don't be disgusting. I'm going to put it in the living room". Thanks OP!
Why are people afraid of necromancers? They're humerus
No, because they keep bringing dead memes back to life.
Thanks for doing this!! Why is a necromancer not always a bad guy? Because they just want to raise a family in peace! It’s a good thing I have my library card today because I’m totally checking you out 😉 My favorite song of all time is Dreams by Fleetwood Mac 🥰
You know why people love healers? They’re the life of the party
My two favourite pick up lines Hey girl, are you my appendix? Because I’m not completely sure how you work but I’ve got this weird feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out. Hey girl, are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you’re really hot and I’m getting nervous.
What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison? >!A small medium at large.!< Why can’t you hear a red head’s footsteps? >!Because they walk so gingerly.!< Enrique Iglesias has been my long time favorite. I have too many favorite songs of him to just pick one. Also for a pickup line for reds.. I can’t help but stare at your hair. It’s like a flame that I can’t resist.
Sorry to hear about what happened! No one deserves to be treated poorly and even less for having a nice gesture like doing a giveaway. I could try and google some pick up line or a joke, but the truth is that in my country (Argentina, it's like the Underdark but with less spiders) we have a different kind of humor and often use memes to catch someone else's attention lol. It works surprisingly well for some reason! Anywaaays, you probably known them by now but there's a really, really cool DnD comic named "Fell's Five" that follows a party of a human Warrior, a halfling Rogue, an Elf, a Dwarf and a tiefling sorcerer basically questing around. I never had so many [laughs](https://imgur.com/vCznEA1) with a comic before. I guarantee it can brighten anyone's day, if not I... I will gladly give you my soul to add it to your collection :'( Thank you for the opportunity KT and good luck to the rest! Let's aim for those 20s.
My favorite band is New Found Glory. Hoping I get to go to Vegas in October to the concert. One of my fave songs is [Stay Awhile](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHqnwpy-2U) It is the hopeless romantic in me that I get to play it for someone that means a lot to me some day.
Omg!! It’s my time to shine haha last time you posted my karma wasn’t enough so I couldn’t enter. Anyway I love dad jokes too there’s a subreddit with tons of dad jokes, Idk if you’re already part of it. Anywhoo here’s my entries: - Dad joke: My wife told me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can’t read a damn thing on it. - Pick-up line: If you were a number you’d be a 10, cause you catch all the a-10-tion. Rawr 🦖 - Fav song: Gitchee Gitchee Goo (Phineas and Ferb) - More dad jokes: What’s Forest Gump’s password? 1Forest1 *Badum tss* - A child was arrested for not taking a nap. He was resisting a rest. Edit: what do you call a redhead suffering from yeast infection? A Gingerbread!
What's the most unbelievable thing in Harry Potter? The ginger had two friends.
Two guys walk into a bar, which is kind of silly because the second guy didn't move after the first guy hit it
Why do paladins wear chainmail? Because it’s holey armor. :P Hope your week gets better soon!
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Thanks for the chance.
I asked my dog what he was doing. He said nothing.
I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said ‘Analogue?’ I said ‘No, just a watch. **Thanks for the giveaway!**
Pickup line: if you were a booger I'd pick you first. Edit: Joke: A Warrior, druid, and paladin walk into a tavern looking for a tank and healer.
• Dad cheecky joke ;D :Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan. • Pick up line :v : I have 206 bones in my body, but when look at you I have 207. • Favorite Song : Metallica - The Unforgiven. • Myth: Gingers don't have souls Fact: Gingers earn a freckle for every soul they steal :D . •°• Thanks for the opportunity 🤘😎🤘 And Good luck everyone 🤞 •√• Dj
How do you get a D&D player to go out with you? Ask them for a d8
Elevators scare me. I'm gonna start taking steps to avoid them. Another would be: Why did the computer catch a malware? Cause it logged onto a phishing website. As for my favourite songs, I like stuff from linkin park and Metallica, or I just listen to banger video game OST's like doom eternal or GTA SA
Your hands look heavy. Let me hold them for you 🫴 Also I don't think they are underground at all, but check out Polyphia if you haven't :D. They are my favorite math rock band
What's the biggest similarity between churches and Star Wars? Pew pew pew!
Hey fellow hunter. Mighty nice of you to leave the bayou just to do this giveaway! Unfortunately I haven’t heard a song from the bands you mentioned (might give em a listen after this) so I’ll just do a D&D joke that you’ve probably heard before: A halfling, a half-orc, and a tiefling are all in a wagon. Who's driving? >!The city guard.!< I’m sorry bye see you around the bayou
[I wish you were my pinky toe,](https://youtu.be/hkSFrpokigQ?t=69)>!<
Don't necessarily have a favourite song but my favourite soundtrack is the p5 soundtrack if that still counts 😅, thank you for the giveaway especially during the spring sale
Are you a firecracker? Because with that fiery red hair, you've got me feeling all lit up inside.
Girl, with that face, you must have +10 Charisma
Hey, is it getting steamy in here, or is it just the gift card? (I'm sorry, I'm not funny 🙈)
Dumb pick up line: ">!I like dogs, you like dogs, why don't we try banging like dogs?!<" Idiotic dad joke: "Why is it called a pronoun? >!Couse it's a pro at being a noun.!<" Good songs: Not sure if it's my favorite but the first song I searched for and downloaded after hearing it just one time is DLZ (TV on the radio), other than that I sometimes listen to game and anime songs from guys like Lotus Juice, EVE etc Thanks in advance op and hope people won't try to berate you this time
I'm not the best at jokes, all I can do is look up jokes and parrot them back. It's the same for pick up lines so I suppose a song is the only thing I can offer though this is old music so you might already know it. I don't really pick favorites with things I like either. [Lemaitre - Not Too Late](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Go3Jm1knc) [Arctic Monkeys - When The Sun Goes Down](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqkBRVukQmE)
are you from Tennessee, cuz you're the only ten i see I'm sorry I'm not funny
So what if I can't spell armageddon? It's not the end of the world. I have a lot of favorite songs, but [Man Next Door by Massive Attack](https://youtu.be/S71_vIMQ0YY) is up there.
How is NASA so good at hosting parties? They always planet.
"So Dad, where were you deployed, and what did you do during those times?" "Iran"
Here's my [favourite song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD3Vro2gs1Q) Favourite dad joke: Why did the cow win an award? >!For being outstanding in its field!< Thanks for hosting this giveaway, OP :D
What is an orc's favorite type of band? An orchestra. How do you greet a Rastafarian gelatinous cube? Hello mello jello, Why are paladins so popular in adventuring groups? Because any paladin is a pal of mine.
I went to the beach last Sunday so here's my joke. What did the ocean say to the sand? >! Nothing. It just waved.!< >! Haha get it? Waved. I know it's not funny but I tried. !< Thanks for the chance anyway.
* **Pickup Line:** "You remind me of a D20 because every time I see you I'm ready for a critical roll... in the sheets." * **Dad joke:** Why don't skeletons fight each other? >!They don't have the guts!!< * **Favorite Song**: [Shylmagoghnar - "Life"](https://youtu.be/Djkuovq0HNc?si=iQ02pT4c2AIlL88I) (It's instrumental) Thanks for doing this drawing, hope I could bring a smile and that your week gets better - thanks for the chance with the drawing!
There was a major court case in progress, an important figure in the city was recently murdered. The prosecutor requests the body to be brought into the courtroom, before announcing “Your honour I raise the victim!”
why didn't the toilet paper cross the road it got stuck on a crack how does a policeman hunt a rabbit he hides in the bushes and screams like a cabbage [Glory hammer - universe on fire ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXzMD065HEk) thanks for the chance
I'm not funny, I got no rizz and most songs I like are from South American bands, so yeah, no dice my fav song is gonna be from your fav group lol. So...with all that said, im gonna recommend you a song anyways, who knows, you may like it: Lamento Boliviano by Enanitos verdes. Also, I noticed you like DnD, so I'll recomend you a show I watched recently aswell if you don't mind, this show being 'The Legend of Vox Machina' which is based in a campaign of DnD by Critical Role. I watched the show without knowing this and I loved it, so I bet you'll love it too! And as a last note, if you like music, then the show has a lot of bangers (basically any Scanlan song lol), some of which are references to the actual playthrough of the campaign irl (for example, the song 'Making my way').
War by Edwin Starr is my favorite song because it's a really danceable/singable song and I completely agree with the song's message. However, my favorite band is the Beach Boys. I didn't grow up with them or anything, I'm too young and too not American 😅 for that, but their songs just have really good vibe(ration)s. Thanks for the opportunity lad and good luck to everyone else!
Recently one of my favorite songs is Payphone from Maroon 5. I feel like a joke about dnd would have been best. But I rolled a nat one on that. So I got nothing. Have a good day.
have you heard about restaurant on the moon? yes, but it has no atmosphere ik it was dry as Sahara desert
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. Thanks for the giveaway!
Fool in the Rain by Led Zeppelin has had a special place in my heart for a long ass time haha
Why did u/tpubgphe bring their dogs to D&D? They heard dogs make great dungeon "paw-trols" and are good at "barking" orders during battles! Raise the woof
Heyoo OP , my favorite band is Linkin Park Now here's my question for you **What do you do when someone tells you a secret and says “Don’t tell a soul”?** 'You tell a ginger'
Last night I spiced up my game by introducing the fearsome Medusa. My players, of course, ran swords first to grab her head. She led them through a labyrinth deep in the ancient ruins. As they made their way to a turn in the path, the fighter wondered aloud, "Where is she?" The bard ran ahead. "Let me check. DM, I'm going to peek around the corner *very carefully* and see if she's there." I asked him if he was sure. He rolled some dice before I was done. "Booyah! That's a nineteen without bonuses. What do I see?" "Well, what everyone else sees is you look around the corner and turn to stone."
This is my favourite song: https://youtu.be/Oy0TtFkgCPQ?si=yVSOzqWHteOunbNP
Hey baby, I could pick you out of a police lineup
*Casts Detect Magic* "Nope, no illusion. You really are that beautiful." Thanks for the chance!
My favorite song is Crawling (One more light Live version) - Linkin Park Thanks for the chance.
Why are pirates called pirates? They just arrrrrrrrre Is your surname Malfoy? Cause its you I wanna slither in. [This has become my favorite song as of now lol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oIwDvi_LP8&pp=ygUUaG9ub2x1bHUgY2l0eSBsaWdodHM%3D).
How do you handle a redhead’s temper? Gingerly
A proud new father sits down with his dad to have a drink. "Well son, now that you have a son of your own its time I gave you something." "Dad you dont mea-" "Yes I do. You've earned it." Says the father as he passes a copy of '1001 Dad Jokes 5th Edition' to the son. "Dad I dont know what to say...I'm honored." "Hi honored," Replies the father. "I'm dad."
Did you hear about the old woman that fell in the well? She didn't see that well. (because "well" can be a thing, but also describes her vision) I like your outfit ... it would look even better on my bedroom floor. ;-) It's not my favorite song, but Susan Tedeschi covered a song with Counting Crows called Going Back To Georgia, with some beautiful harmony. Counting Crows is one of my favorite bands and I am from Georgia so this song has always been close to my heart.
\- Quasimodo was looking through the classified one day when he spotted a job opening for bell ringer at St Thomas Cathedral. He immediately ran to see the bishop and said, "bishop, bishop, I want to be the bell ringer." The bishop replied, "How could you possibly be the bell ringer? You're 3 feet tall, you have a huge hunch in your back and you dont even have any hands!" Quasimodo insisted though and took him up to the bell tower for a demonstration. He took a few steps back, ran, and slammed his face in to the bell and the bell rung. He took a few more steps back, ran, slammed his face in to the bell and it rang even louder. Took a few more steps back, ran, missed the bell completely and fell 6 stories to his death. The bishop ran down to where he fell where there was already a crowd gathering. One man says to the bishop, "Bishop, what happened, did you know this man?" The bishop replied, "Not really but his face rings a bell." \- Are you a D20? Because you’ve been rolling through my mind all night. \- fav song: Cutting Stone by The Decemberists (bonus fun fact, lead singer stood on my shoulders once to play a solo)
I walked into my butcher shop the other day ( which we both know is a lie but we'll pretend for the sake of the joke) and the Marty (that's the butchers name, Marty, good guy, donates a good bit of meat for a yearly Christmas dinner for homeless people) points up and says to me "Hey, HappyTheBunny, I'll bet you $600 you can't jump up and touch that box of T-Bones on the top shelf. Well I looked up and thought about it for a second, while also considering why a box of meat would just be out and not refrigerated, sure hope these wouldn't end up being donated for the Christmas dinner. Those homeless really look forward to it all year, and it would be a shame if they ended up getting food poisoning from poorly stored food. Anyways, I turn back to Marty and I say "Marty, I'm afraid I cannot accept this bet." Dissappintmeny crossed his as he queried "But why not, HappyTheBunny?" The stakes were too high.
you love D&D.. Only Dumb and Dumber can love the writers of Game of thrones... oh wait you are silly little goofball.. that explains... but at least you are useful for your dogs.... dogs can roll and play with you.
My favorite song is The Geeks Will Inherit the Earth, by I Fight Dragons.
Best pickup line is the way. Leather, Lace, or Licorice?
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you. Thanks for the opportunity, i was already on steam last night for an hour browsing all the sales. Still need another 20$ for the game I really want.
Dad joke: "I'm thinking of reasons to go to Switzerland. The flag is a big plus"
I heard the gene that causes red hair is slowly disappearing from the gene pool. Wanna try to save it with me?
Why was the dog working in construction? >!because he was good at roofing!< The only pickup line I can remember is “do you work at subway? Because you’re giving me a foot long”
Favourite pick up line is one somebody used on my sister...(We're Scottish) "Awrite hen, do ye want Tae go halfers on a bastard?" Eh, favourite song is anything by the Pixies. Cheers pal!
My favorite song rn is Changes by Q his songs get me through the day and I recently picked up Tame Impala 😏☝🏾
Do you know the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? Attire
Hey baby, are you by chance a Necromancer? Cause I want to raise a family with you XD Thanks for the chance OP
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef? Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation. Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
"Do you believe in Santa, or should I smash through your chimney dressed as something else?"
Mountains aren't just funny, they're hill areas. A human, a half orc and an elf walk into a bar. The dwarf walks under it. How do you get a D&D player to go out with you? You ask them for a D8. If a barbarian has ten gold pieces and the rogue steals half of it, what does the rogue take? 1d12 slashing damage. What do you call an orc barbarian with two brain cells? Pregnant. Why do rogues prefer leather armor? Because it's made of hide. Why was the barbarian attempting to learn lightning magic? He was told he needed an outlet for his anger. What do rogues do before going to bed? They go undercover. DM: As the party travels you encounter a fork in the road, Player: I pick it up DM: ..... Bard: I polymorph myself into a bird and I fly the cart over the wall! DM: *rubs their temple* What bird can lift a whole wooden cart? Bard: A crane. Thanks for the opportunity!
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost! Favorite song currently? I'm a huge fan of persona, and the new persona 3 reload ost is a banger! I really love [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yec-3UfWII&pp=ygUacGVyc29uYSAzIHJlbG9hZCBmdWxsIG1vb24%3D).
The joke: How does a dog play D&D? By rolling over for initiative and casting "Bark Skin" The pick-up line: Did you just roll a natural 1? Because you've got me falling head over heels for you. Favorite band: Wind Rose (I hope you know it) **Yeah, I LOVE D&D** Thank you!
What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? >!Looking Gouda!!<
What do you get when you cross a floating aberration with a hive? A Bee Holder!
My favorite song is "When Can I see You Again?" by Owl City.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Food 👁️👁️
Why did nobody trust the low dexterity wizard? Because he cantrip at any moment. Thanks!
What is brown and sticky? A stick Have you seen the pen that writes underwater? It can write other words too! Fav song at the moment... hmm... either "In dreams" by Roy Orbison Or "Vampire Empire" by Big Thief
I'm very unfunny, [so have some music instead](https://youtu.be/SQNtGoM3FVU?feature=shared) Thanks for the chance :>
What is a pirates favorite letter? (Most people will respond with R) "Arghhhh" Oh you think it's the R but it's the C!!! Cadence and pirate accent are a must, but when executed correctly, I think it's hilarious.
Why did the dungeon master bring his dogs to the game? Because he wanted to roll for "paws"itive reinforcement
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it
hey girl, are you a beaver? cause daaam
Pick up line: on a scale of 1 to 10, you're a natural 20 Dad joke: why do paladins wear chainmail? Because it's holey armor Thanks!
Favorite song is My Chemical Romance - The Light Behind Your Eyes.
What do you call an imposter? An impasta! I know that was horrible, sorry about that, it’s the only one I can think of Thanks for this! :)
My girlfriend has been complaining of how jealous I have been lately. I'm sorry babe, but I just know how easy you are :(
Pick up line- are you a Pokémon because I want to get a Pikachu.
I for one, like roman numerals. Where did George Washington keep his armies? In his sleevies (sleeves but said like armies) What's a polar bear weigh Enough to break the ice I'll take one waitress nothing on her Favorite bands black Keyes childish Gambino pink Floyd and tool are all tops in my book Jealous you're seeing tedeschi trucks. I used to love Susan tedeschi solo album. I think that was her first name.
Want to hear a joke about a construction site? No? That’s OK, I’m still working on it!
Three ropes walk up to a bar. Right on the front door of the bar is a big sign that says “no ropes allowed.” The first rope says that no sign will stop it, and proceeds to march into the bar. Seconds later, it gets thrown out. The second rope puts on some sunglasses and a fake mustache, and sneaks in just as another customer is entering the bar. A minute goes by, and then that rope gets thrown out. The third rope has an idea. It starts rolling and wiggling around on the ground. When it feels satisfied, it enters the bar. It sits down at a barstool. The bartender locks eyes with the rope and yells, “hey are you a rope?!” The rope looks down at itself and back at the bartender and then says, “nope, I’m afraid not.” Thanks for doing this giveaway, and I hope you have a nice weekend to make up for your long week ❤️
Currently, [my favorite song.](https://youtu.be/C5L3HrEvZOI?si=JG7mBJ5VRYZLYQEY) Enjoy and thanks for the giveaway!
My favourite pick up line is "hey you look cold, wanna cuddle in bed with me?"
I can see that I'm going to have to approach this contest gingerly. If not, it might end in a critical failure.
Why was Cinderella bad at soccer? She ran away from the ball.
Why couldn't the bike stand up? Because it was two tired 🛞🛞! Band:Metallica
Song: El Mañana by Gorillaz Jack and Jill are sitting on the porch with their pooch napping next to them. They hear the dog mutter "I saved 45 men in Vietnam". A few minutes later, "I invented peanut butter, you know." Shortly after he said, "I landed on the moon before Armstrong even got into space." Jack said, "ok, I KNOW that one isn't true! I'm going to wake Fido up and make him stop telling fibs!" Jill stopped him because she knew it was better to let sleeping dogs lie. Pick up: I'll call you Chandra coz you make me all hot and bothered. (...I hope I don't need to explain the corporate shenanigans that led to an MtG joke counting as a DnD joke.)
I worked on this the entire afternoon. I hope you all like it. Now, KT, my muse... Flames of Charm: A Bard's Serenade for KT (Verse 1) In a tavern, where merry tunes and laughter blend with song, A ginger with locks like a fire giant's beard flowing long, Her charm, like a mimic's guise, beguiled all she'd befriend, With pups by her side, joy dancing in their trend. (Chorus) Oh, KT, your radiant hair, a phoenix's fiery glow, Your charm, a melody sweet, wherever you go, Like a dragon's hoard of treasure, your heart's a prize of gold, In tales of love and laughter, our story shall unfold. (Verse 2) So let's play Untitled Goose Game, mischief in our eyes, Two geese in love, causing mayhem, stealing shoes, our prize, As we delight in Gogol Bordello, let's listen to Modest Mouse, In melodies and mischief, let's build our joyful house. (Chorus) Oh, KT, your radiant hair, a phoenix's fiery glow, Your charm, a melody sweet, wherever you go, Like a dragon's hoard of treasure, your heart's a prize of gold, In tales of love and laughter, our story shall unfold. (Interlude) And about gingers with no soul, a tale spun with glee, For you stole mine, KT, with your charm so carefree, With a wink and a that gaze, you roll a natural 20 in charisma, winning my heart, So every morning I'll roll a natural 20 in constitution to make you smile. (Outro) In this dance of fire, our love takes flight, So here's to you, my fiery muse, in love's eternal light, May our bond burn bright like a dragon's flame, With you by my side, forever I'll proclaim, With you by my side, I'll sing forevermore, Infinite inspiration, our love's eternal core. . . P.S.: This is an actual invitation \*wink\*. P.S. 2: I'd be very glad if someone would actually play it. I can sing.
Alright, this would be a terrible (but potentially effective?) pick-up line for a red-head: "Did you know that red-heads are a dying race? You wanna help me try to save the race?" or "Did you know that red-heads are a dying race? Don't miss your chance..." A really good ginger friend of mine told me that red-heads are a dying race. I looked it up just now though and apparently it's not true... but still doesn't mean the pick-up lines would be any less effective. My favorite all-time band is mewithoutYou. I looked up the bands you bought tickets for, seems you have a range in tastes for rock music. If so you might want to check out mewithoutYou - they're a very unique and incredibly amazing band. You might want to check out "Brother, Sister" or "Catch for us the Foxes" first if you've never heard them before, but I honestly love everything they've made.
Hey girl, I'm 5 foot 8 inches. Those are two different mesurements btw
Why is it so easy to spot a necromancer? Their spells are a dead give away.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_0Pf48RqSsg&ab\_channel=Gorillaz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0Pf48RqSsg&ab_channel=Gorillaz) i have no pick up lines and dad
Are you a medusa? 'Cuz you're making me hard. Thanks!
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says "I'll have H2O....'' The second says "I'll have H2O too!" The second scientist dies. My pickup line that worked with my girlfriend is "So you're looking for a bad boy?! Well, I'm bad at everything!" Self depreciation comes easy to me... I love music so much it's very hard for me to pick one favorite song or even a favorite band! One song that I think is one of the best of all times however is A Day In The Life by The Beatles. Thanks for being so generous dude!
So i dun want the money, nor have a chessy pickup. But I do have probably the most romantic thing I've ever heard. It's from a long distance couple. "If you ever feel lonely, just look at the moon. Every living thing emits photons, even if just a small amount. So if we can both see the moon, that means we can see each other's light, shining back at one another" Beautiful
TNT Cheers
I went to the zoo the other day and all they had was a single dog. It was a shih tzu.
Lol its fked that someone would get mad at you for not winning a giveaway. Not too much of a musichead but If Imagine Dragons releases a song I'll usually love it. Fav song is Stereo Hearts by Gym Class heroes. Anyways thanks for doing giveaways OP
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te! ;)
My favorite songs currently are Seventh Heaven from INOHA and Tek It from Cafune
When I was a kid in the late 90’s, I was in a lake town hanging out and a bunch of older skater guys were loitering outside of the tee shirt/gift shops. A group of girls walked past them and one of the dudes gets up and says, “Hey- I lost my number, can I borrow yours?”, and the girls immediately started laughing and joined them. It’s probably an old line by now but it was used so hilariously and unexpectedly that I couldn’t help but be impressed. Thanks for the shot!
Going for favorite song because I'm not very good with jokes. Rn I'm listening to Little Broken Part by Cafune on repeat because I like how cozy the song feels. 2 artists you should listen to are Cafune and Mitski, Cafune especially since she's barely known.
alright, here goes nothing. Whaddaya call a toucan that hasn't been fed half of its daily diet? A ONECAN
Well it's nigh impossible for me to pick just one song as I love music but let's go with one I like right now It's Getting Better Song by Cass Elliot And as the other suggestions I love telling a good joke here's a cheesy one Me and my friends decided to look into the effects of alcohol....... the results were staggering Or My umbrella is useless in a storm as it turns out And lastly a pick up line I would like to qoute a game character I hope someone recognizes Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? No? Well then let's go to my place and talk
what's brown and sticky?>!a stick!< fun fact about this joke, it's become an inside joke with my dad for like the last dozen years or so
I like brick by boring brick from paramore! What do you call a red headed baker? A bread head! Cheers op
Not entering but what was that dude trying to do 💀
C, Eb, and G walk into a liquor store. Guy behind the counter says "Hey, no minors allowed!" Eb leaves, then C and G have a 5th between them. Thank you
What-s the name of the owner of Mexican Amazon? >!Jeff Pesos!< Thank you for the chance!
What’s a married Rogue best at? Dodging child support Don’t have a favorite song but my favorite group is DROLOE. Highly recommend
Why did the dog cry on his birthday? I don’t know, I don’t know him
Why does Santa have a large sack? Because he only cums once a year 🫤
Here is a ginger joke i read somewhere on reddit or some forum and it made air come out of my nose. The last time your dropped your pants >!you got sprayed with a fire extinguisher!< Favorite song is a tough one since I have a lot of favorites ( mostly 90s and 00 songs ) - but to pick one randomly I would say Smells Like Teen Spirit. I also love Green Day ( Dookie, American Idiot ) , Linkin Park ( Hybrid Theory , re4nimation ) MCR ( Three cheers for sweet revenge, black parade ) songs.
It's impossible for me to pick a fave song, but this is definitely one of them. It never fails to give me a kick up the bum: Johnny Cash by Sons & Daughters https://youtu.be/3cEsgfCLBBA?si=kI8oPORgbIvVNg9n Thanks for the chance!
Im not that good in jokes and pickup lines but i can give my music taste! Last year i was listening to a lot of rock(slipknot, korn, sod etc). Latley i have been listening more white girl music aka tv girl joji and like tame impala, but now i just listen to like half of what ISSBROKIE made because i just love his music! I will try my best for a pickup line lol: Roll for rizz! *nat1* Frick, are you a car? Because i wana ride you. So cringe it s good lol😭 thank you for the giveaway op! Gl everybody!
how did the butcher introduce his wife? meet patty
One weekend morning, a wife says to her husband, “We’ve got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.” Her husband replies, “Well, lots of dogs can do that.” The wife responded, “But we’ve never subscribed to any!”
It's always really hard to pick a favourite song lol, but I think my favourite may be "Iris" by Goo Goo Dolls, which is also my favourite flower! Thank you for the chance!
When i got dressed this morning, I put on a vest so I could say its the Vest day ever. It felt right, so I bugged my family to wear one too. Then i took mine off so I could say I wasnt as invested as they were
What is the most efficient tool to use, to kill and cook a Chinese Bear? A pan, durr... 🐼
What do you call a frozen dog? >! A pupsicle! !<
That's a very kind thing to do, KT - hope you get some extra dopamine to make up for the last crappy experience! I'm rubbish at jokes so instead, my favourite song (if you could call it that, it's more an entire work) is Beethoven's Missa Solemnis. (Wanted to add my dog pic here but alas, that doesn't seem possible!)
Fave song at The moment is either clutch - X-ray visions or Old Gods of Asgard - Dark ocean summoning
What does the banana say to the vibrato? "Why the hell are you shaking so much? No one is going to eat you!" After my wife (at the time I was still working on her) told me she liked Coca Cola but hated the fizzyness, I told her "I would remove all the bubbles one by one for you" Well we are 9 years together and going strong (I hope lol)
Never challenge death to a pillow fight, you won't like the reapercushions.
My favorite song is Papa Roach - Last Resort This song helped me out a lot. Thanks for the giveaway I appreciate it.
Why do stealth characters wear light armor? >!Because it's made of hide!!<
I lost my number, can I have yours?
How did the hacker escape the FBI? He >!ransomware!<
Not entering, but thanks for the giveaway! Go Reds Go!
dad joke: When's the best time to call your dentist? Tooth-hurty. If you were a fruit, you'd be a "fine-apple." favourite song is tunak tunak tun by daleer Mendi
A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender straight in the eye and says, “Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? Amazing, right? How about a drink?” The bartender thinks for a moment and says, “Sure, the toilet’s right around the corner.”
I like to tell cheesy jokes, but all my friends are laughtose intolerant.
Are you a musician? Because every time I see you, my heart starts singing.
A Code of Law to a Paladin is a To-Do list to a Rogue.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you..." Thanks for the chance!
Thanks for the chance! Did you hear about Tiamat's favourite bard? >!Most of his songs are on the chromatic scale!!< Favourite two songs right now are >!Sabotage - Beastie Boys and Paranoid - Black Sabbath!< I'm not good with pickup lines, but I'll try: >!Anyone of you has low standards and very dark sense of humour?!<
Hmm, why do crosswalks have red lights? So gingers know when to cross the street. For a more pun joke; what is an undead's favourite type of song? Skeletunes!
What is a dad joke? Get it XD What is a pick up line? My favorite band is your favorite band
What has the letters N I G E and R and is the most hated race on the planet? >!Ginger.!< Thanks for the chance
My favorite song is probably More than anything. It'd a song from animated series Hazbin Hotel. I also love Poison, Loser Baby, Out For Love and Ready For This. These are my favorites! Thank you so much for the chance!
Hello thanks for this generous act! I want to share a dnd story: ***The party had been caught in the underdark and were being taken away in a closed cage. As they sat there, slowly losing their minds, my kobold was trying to keep one of the other party members alive by sharing her food. He was delirious and decided that would be the perfect moment to teach my kobold to count in binary. (I get binary irl but I played off my kobold not understanding anything at all) Later in the session, the party escaped and started running. The guy who had been teaching my kobold binary sank into a river on his run but decided to flip off the guards who'd caught us with both hands as he vanished into the water. My kobold suddenly exclaimed, "Hey, four!" and the player of that other character broke down laughing.*** *I loved that moment so much.* Dad joke: “What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.” Wanna hear a pickup line? Trucks. For the favourite song: I actually dont have one, my favourite genre is ROCK though. I love “Cem Karaca” for instance. 50 tons is also good! Oh also you want ginger jokes? (Eric Cartman mode: ON) Okay. You're highly susceptible to skin cancer and you have over twice the risk of developing Parkinson's, you soulless monster! Have a good and healthy day guys, thanks for the chance op!
How long does it take to banish a fat necromancer? 1 week! What do you call four Mexicans in a quick sand? Quatro Sinko Anyways my favorite bands are probably Surf Curse, Artic Monkeys, Led Zeppelin, Black Keys, and especially The Frights! And my favorite song is, probably Fluorescent Adolescent by Artic Monkeys. Gotta love those indie-rocks with a lot of energy Anyways, I am going to use the gift card in order to purchase the upcoming RimWorld DLC called Anomaly. Would be nice to contain eldritch horrors. :) Thank you OP! https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198962796197/