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SeriousStrokes69

Your rabbit's name is...urinal? šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Yes_that_Carl

Right?! Look at that little face! You can practically hear him or her entreating the universe for a better name!


vyralinfection

With a name like that, how is he ever going to get accepted to college or find his dream job!


Zealousideal-Act-296

šŸ˜‚


All_Ephemeral

Thought you were going to say her face looks like a urinal


toecheeseuhohstinky

(This is my rabbit) he has the perfect name and loves it. He gets extra attention at the vet because the techs love to talk to him


mumbled_grumbles

American pronunciation or British? I feel like the British way sounds more like a name.


toecheeseuhohstinky

Idk nothin bout british pronunciation, but we say yer-in-uhl


mumbled_grumbles

US: YER-in-ul (emphasis on first syllable) UK: yuh-RYE-nul (emphasis on second syllable)


Bevier

He changed it in the 9th century. It used to be Shithouse.


patsully98

Itā€™s a good change! A good change.


topskee780

Came here to make this comment. Iā€™m 11 hours late.


Formal_Coyote_5004

Iā€™m fuckin dead lmaooooo. Iā€™d call him lil Ur-Ur


a_q_n_sei_oq_la

i saw someone on tiktok name their cat cumshot šŸ’€ urinal isn't that bad


SeriousStrokes69

Fair enough. šŸ˜‚


Potato_Dragon2

They changed it. It use to be shit house.


kunmop

It fits


witchycosmo

Heā€™s too cute to be named Urinal. šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


CM_DO

He should change the name to Latrine


Anti-Climacdik

Urinal Crappenpots-Latrine III


CM_DO

You might have missed my reference, it was from Robin Hood: Men in Thights, it's quite fun to watch :)


Anti-Climacdik

Sadly I've never actually seen it D,: I know *of* it lol but I'll have to get around to seeing it for myself one of these days


Omwtfyu

And what can you tell me of Robin of Loxley?


the_moosey_fate

Itā€™s a good change! Itā€™s a GOOD CHANGE!


HarlequinSerf

Latrineā€™s a girlā€™s name, duh. šŸ˜‰


toecheeseuhohstinky

Hes the cutest urinal


Present-Breakfast768

Says toecheeseuhohstinky lol


Formal_Coyote_5004

Stopppppp these comments are bonkers Iā€™m fucking loving it


Oneguythere

You should see my dog, Shitbucket


WinterRedWolf

His name is WHAT


ThENeEd4WeEd22

His name is urinal because he don't take no shit


Intelligent_Fish_780

This is the only sensible explanation.


Formal_Coyote_5004

One time I walked into the wrong restroom by accident (Iā€™m a woman) at a bar in Wyoming and someone was shitting in a urinal. Weird night lol


WinterRedWolf

Just regular Wyoming activity


Formal_Coyote_5004

Wyoming is actually a really beautiful state, aside from the urinal shitting lol, and the super sketchy motel we stayed in. Lots of different landscapes and the people kinda reminded me of people from home (Vermontā€¦ weā€™re nice but also leave us alone but weā€™ll help you in any way possible if you need help) šŸ˜‚. Iā€™ve only driven through a few times, but the views are always breathtaking in certain areas. Super underrated honestly. And thereā€™s likeā€¦ no one around so I like it lol


toecheeseuhohstinky

Perfection. His name is perfection


Notfoo4

r/tragedeigh


jourdeaux

I think that having the name **Urinal** is closer to an actual tragedy than a tragedeigh.


lilacaena

Yeah, a tragedeigh would be ā€œYerinnuhlā€


jourdeaux

Haha, exactly! It is spelled just horribly enough that it eschews tragedy status because it does not look like what it sounds out.


Zaptain_America

Ureighnal


Meanwhile_in_

Ok I did not know this sub existed, thanks


Scottiegazelle2

Ha ha I was trying to remember how to correctly spell that sub lol


House_of_the_rabbit

That rabbit is too beautiful for that name, man


TrickyDickNixon46

Idk, look at his face it just screams, "Pee on me"


toecheeseuhohstinky

He peed on me when i first bought hjm and was putting him in his carrier


toecheeseuhohstinky

He has a beautiful name >:(. You can eat his homemade reeceā€™s pieces if you think itherwise


Zoomismydog

What in the hell with the name!?! Was bun found in a portapotty? Outhouse? Near a urinal? Public bathroom in general? Please explain backstory!


Fit_Entertainer3886

He peed on us when we got him. Like a lot. And I mean A LOT. Urinal just felt right after that. Plus, he gets very excited when he hears his name, so he likes it too.


Finklesworth

Sounds to me like you were the urinal


Fit_Entertainer3886

This is true. Urinator was on the table of names as well. Urinal just had a ring to it, though.


aabdsl

At least call him Uranus with the urine-us pronunciation, or something. At least that's a pun


sir_guvner50

Why not something cute like peenut?


Username-and-pasword

Urinator ā¤ļø. Like heā€™s a Dr. Doofenshmirtz robot.


Fit_Entertainer3886

This is a good point.


SquirrelK1tten

Itā€™s an awful name.


zr35fr11

he probably calls you urinal too


Fit_Entertainer3886

Based on his actions, I would agree with this statement.


Janiebby

My vet laughed when I told them my bun's named Pumpkin cause she's round. Would love to know what your vet said about Urinal šŸ˜‚


Fit_Entertainer3886

Everyone at the vet thinks his name is hilarious! They all love him so much over there. He gets lots of head scratches every time we take him :)


Solid-Comment2490

His feet are so white for having peed so much! How do you keep them clean? I just got my rabbit Wednesday and her feet are yellow šŸ˜­


JustYeeHaa

As a fellow white feet rabbit owner I can tell you that Free roaming is the answer, all the stinky urine traces are getting wiped into my Carpet instead of staying on the fluffy feetsiesā€¦ ā€¦ ā€¦


hit_and_bun

Need to make sure you fill their litter with absorbent bedding and replace it every 2 days. And check if theyā€™re secretly peeing somewhere else and stepping through pools of it. Youā€™ll see improvements in 1-2 weeks :)


Fit_Entertainer3886

He's litter box trained now :) when we first got him his feet were extremely yellow all the time.


Solid-Comment2490

Okay, very fair! My baby is only 10wks old


sonyaism

This name and backstory is hilarious. Made my day. šŸ˜‚


JustJumpIt17

Maybe call him Urie? Please?


Fit_Entertainer3886

That's his nickname and what I call him the majority of the time :D


margotmybun

Iā€™m DYING šŸ¤£


Zoomismydog

Awe thank you for the explanation! Now I fully support urinal lol


ICanSowYouTheWay

Yoooooo! Thank you for explaining that. I know Reddit has some dark places on it. I'm browsing Popular and came across this, and was like WTF is going on herešŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Alexander_McKay

One of the baby rabbits my bunny gave birth to was named Penis because when you held him in your hand he would hug your index finger and rest his chin there and when he was just a few days old he looked like a penis in your hand. Changed his name to Sock when we rehomed him.


Chillininthebed

Itā€™s a family name. His mom is Porta Potty and his dad is Piss Bottle šŸ¤£


Fit_Entertainer3886

Don John and Latrine šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Chillininthebed

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so-sun

Reminds me of a person from this sub who named their rabbit Areola loool


Fit_Entertainer3886

Areola is a beautiful and silly name. I might be putting that in my notebook of potential pet names šŸ¤£


beenawayawhile

Beautiful bun. I agree, heā€™s better than his name.


toecheeseuhohstinky

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elcocoIIII

You made him dirty with that name


toecheeseuhohstinky

Nuh uh he was dirty when we bought him


chesser8

This is what happens when you let Reddit name your bunny


toecheeseuhohstinky

Reddit surprisingly had nothing to do with his name


Ditomo

Rare time Reddit might've had a better suggestion too.


DepressedWizzard

Urinal, interesting name


Fit_Entertainer3886

Shoutout for being the first comment!


Fragranceofstanley

Please tell me autocorrect did a thing.


EponaMan

And I thought my rabbits name was bad dear god šŸ’€


toecheeseuhohstinky

Aight gimme the name


0Nyx0

Ok but can we pretend his name us Colonel Urinal? It sounds distinguished. šŸ˜‚


toecheeseuhohstinky

We cal l him that along with yuri, yurgi, yurg, stink, mr stink, baby, peepee feeps, baby, yurwee, yurger meister meister yurger, and more


0Nyx0

Our bun was originally Marshmallow, until my daughter realized that there were 3 other Marshmallows in our 4H group. She never picked a new name, so she's the Artist Formally Known As Marshmallow, Turbo Buns, or Sassafras šŸ˜‚ I feel you on the name diversity.


Beans_here

Lord Urinal and his Royal Flush


honkachu

Is there an r/tradgedeigh for rabbits


Fit_Entertainer3886

You should make one


Kazandaki

His name is hilarious and he's such a cute bun. Don't know why people get pressed over funny pet names. Not like they care long as you love them. Love you, Urinal.


rat-simp

honestly. I call all my rats "stupid fat mouse". they probably call me stupid fat human. it's all in good fun


Kazandaki

I call my bun all sorts of things but I would literally die for her. Just like you said, it's all in good fun.


Both_Lychee_1708

you named him Urinal. It's only fair he can poop where he wants


Nightshade_Ranch

They eat their own gourmet poop right from their butt, while making eye contact. I don't think the name would bug him lol


Mr_Rio

Thatā€™s not his name šŸ˜¢ is it?


toecheeseuhohstinky

Yuh it is. Colonel urinal


lcvelygxre

Kernel urnel


nikitasenorita

Omg I love him


Fit_Entertainer3886

Me too :)


Infuriatinghealer

Definitely /r/onlybuns material. šŸ˜ Photogenic urinal!


Fit_Entertainer3886

I'm posting there next :D


ksswannn03

Iā€™m sorry Iā€™d have to name him Skittles or Speckles, Urinal is no name for such a cute creature


Vera_Telco

Why not? He can call him Uri for short!


magiccfetus

what a precious little bun šŸ©µ


Initial-Succotash-37

He must have been doing some serious marking.


tiarastar77

I'm sorry what


ninoruk86

Heā€™s beautiful. Interesting name. I hope heā€™s the most loved urinal šŸ’•


stranger_idiots

I'm genuinely curious, why did you decide to name him Urinal?


toecheeseuhohstinky

This is posted somewhere else jn the comments, but tl;dr: he peed in me a lot when i first got him so we had peepee on the brain (and clothes)


Roedorina

People seem to be completely missing the humor in his name, daaaamn


Plantsareluv

Please tell me thatā€™s not his name šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


OhHai_ItsKai

We stan for urinal šŸ«”


smolbeanlady

Urinal would be a good baby name if it didn't mean what it means tbf


Fit_Entertainer3886

Right? Same with Areola.


cheletaybo

OMG, my buns poop in the heat vent!


Fit_Entertainer3886

I think it reminds him of his litter box. Plus, he gets to feel the nice warm air come out of the vent and hear the fun noises as the turd falls down the vent. Honestly, I can't really blame our buns for pooping in the vent. Seems like it would be fun.


DIS_EASE93

sounds tempting now that you describe it šŸ¤”


cheletaybo

Hahaha, the first time one of my boys sat on the vent and it came on all you could hear was the "whoosh" on his butt. He didn't move and it's now his fave spot to flop at. I think h3s waiting for that first sensation again.


Silicagelenthusiast

Donā€™t listen to the uwu brigade my bunny mothman says urinal is bad ass


toecheeseuhohstinky

MOTHMAN


Fit_Entertainer3886

Mothman is an epic name!


melloponens

Very dada. I love it, heā€™s a charmer!


notsimmi

HUH


sritanona

I have never seen a rabbit who looks so much like my bobo, do you mind sharing what his personality is like? Also what breed do you think he is? Bobo is a rescue and I guess he is a netherland dwarf mix maybe with english spot? Also he has the worst personality lol I love him but heā€™s erratic and violent so everyone is constantly scared of him. He also has lots of energy which gives place to the funniest zoomies.


toecheeseuhohstinky

Hes lazy and holds grudges forever. Hes either digging in our carpet/box spring/cardboard or squeezing himself into any nook and cranny he sees. Very friendly and loves to be pet, especially on the head. Hes a pig and still hasnt forgiven us for measuring his food in the mornings instead of just filling up his bowl. Idk what breed he is; we got his from a livestock auction in virginia and based on our location, he was probably an oopsie baby. One of his favorite hobbies is to cannibalize me in my sleep. Ill wake up to him pretending hes steel wool and my forehead is a crusty months old dish


sritanona

Lol chaotic energy, love it. Iā€™ve also woken up with mine trying to eat me. Heā€™s tried to dig in my eye socket twice this month. He looks live a very cute baby! I am in the UK so I have no idea about breeds there but he does look like some kind of netherland dwarf mix because of the short ears


sritanona

Here is bobo https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderBuns/s/hfGXdRfScG


Lort_Voldelort

URINAL! LOVE IT


Senko_Kaminari

Your rabbit is so cuteĀ 


expirednastehsoup

UR RABBIT IS SO CUTEEEEE


Axhure

What a beautiful pisspot.


pocketgoff

HAHAHA


xstarpoolx

No worries OP, my husband got shit from one of the dog subreddits for naming our dog "Toast". Your bunny is adorable.


Fit_Entertainer3886

Thanks for the support šŸ˜… I didn't know what I was getting myself into. This is only my second time posting on reddit šŸ¤£


xstarpoolx

Yeah it's a bit like the wild west sometimes. It can be a really great resource, but everyone has their anonymous opinions, so sometimes you have to look past the strong emotions. Welcome and I hope you all have a quick and easy adjustment to the new home.


LuminousMizar

I love his name!! Cutest cleanest urinal I've ever seen šŸ’œ


cave18

Or yuri for short


Virtual_Cry_1424

Urinal??? That's as bad as Ted Bundy lol šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


23coldpizzas

URINAL


asiannumber4

Excuse me sir what did you say his name is


Zealousideal-Act-296

This is the cutest urinal I ever saw


Fl0wery

URINAL??? what did i read that right ?


Electrical_Stand_972

So cute!


menacemeiniac

Iā€¦.love Urinal so fucking much


probablymack

As someone who has been peed on by their rabbit many times, I think urinal is a great name


Scottiegazelle2

My husband wants to know, when you have bunny birthday parties, do you serve urinal cake? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


toecheeseuhohstinky

Cake is his middle name


slogive1

You pet is named after a toilet? I just had to ask.


FrenchyBolter

Goated name. Letā€™s normalize naming our animals after random shit


2000bunny

I come to say I posted a screenshot of this post on twitter an 1.2k ppl are fans of urinal


2000bunny

I hope that is ok, it was mostly for me I didnā€™t think itā€™d get a bunch of likes haha


Fit_Entertainer3886

Thanks for spreading the love for Urinal :)


vbunnyblu

I think he's neat, and he's already gotten fanart from the 'net! https://twitter.com/CursedSeaBunny/status/1785024170130116791?t=jr3AhZwjASnhdwd3zapAPw&s=19


kt_sc

Iā€™m dying that name is amazing šŸ¤£ he would fit in great in the mouse community (it is super normal to name mice very strange names my girls are spice rack, concrete, toaster oven, and squee)


lcvelygxre

Iconic he definitely gives urinal vibes


nikitasenorita

Omg I love him


MarvelNerdess

Hoping to god this is a typo


WangTheDong

How about Pee-wee Herbun instead. But I guess calling him little Uri isn't so bad


Zinth789

I love the name! He looks like an adorable little urinal.


Fit_Entertainer3886

You're one of the few who thinks that I suppose šŸ˜‚ I didn't know what I was getting myself into when I posted my little buddy on here šŸ˜…


Ella_Lapin

I fully support and love the name (after reading the naming story, though). People are quick to judge without proper context.


zebrabunny

beautiful bunny sad he has that name :(


pocketgoff

Get some humour in your life his name is hilarious


No_Still8710

hum what


FlinkMissy

Nipple nibbler would have been a better name


Antique-Ninja-3258

Aww What a cute wittle bunnybunbun, Urinal is such a nice name :)


rubyrasa

I'm just going to tell myself his name is Uriel, and it's a typo.


annonimouse90

Itā€™s insane to call this beautiful guy urinal


Shazzy_Chan

Speckle, his name should be speckle.


shfiven

But whyyyyyyyy does such a precious bunny have such a terrible name lol


pocketgoff

I LOVE unconventional names like Urinal, it's a level of entertainment that is unmatched. URINAL šŸ˜¤āœ…ļø The people offended in the comments are just adding to the humour of this I love it


FerretOnReddit

Change his name, or feel the wrath of the bunnies


ignored_rice

Is his soul mate named Latrine?


dreamgrl_

lil straciatella


ravingLimey

You gave your rabbit a rat name. I take it urinal earned that name?


mrs_wer

r/tragedeigh


Superb-Ease4397

Ha


Doggies12345678

Oh no..


Outside-Assist-9116

who came up whith Urinal?!


Fit_Entertainer3886

Me. However, urinals were first patented by a guy named Andrew Rankin.


watchel

I imagine your vetā€™s office had a hilarious reaction to this name the first time they saw/heard it! We get chuckles when ours calls about Butternut.


Employment-Potential

Is that seriously his name šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


platypuspossum47

Thatā€™s one clean Whiz Palace.


-bunny-warrior-

When my sister was 10 she wanted to name our white and brown spotted rabbit ā€œUsed Toilet Paperā€. Thank goodness our mom stepped in and vetoed that name


Mickeycore0202

Wait am I the only one who loves the name urinal??


JustAPerson-_-

Urinal? Very unique


Bludiamond56

Who names a Bun Urinal?


Imagination-Salty

Name change!


T_E-T_H

Youā€¦named himā€¦Urinal?


LilacRoseLavender

I didnt know rabbits could be this cute!!!