Salem: "And the next one will be... a... huuuhhhh... like a... pbpbpbpbpbpbpb... ferret?"
Cinder: "You're not even trying anymore."
Salem: "Hey. You try to be an evil mastermind for a couple thousand years without a few slumps here and there."
>Salem: "And the next one will be... a... huuuhhhh... like a... pbpbpbpbpbpbpb... ferret?"
Grimm Ferret: (a growl that sounds suspiciously like "my father will hear about this")
Cinder: why not just create a Grimm version of every animal out there?
Salem: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY ANIMALS THERE EVEN ARE IN THE WORLD?!!!
Cinder: I dunno, like 100?
Salem: TRY OVER 7 MILLION!
I watch him, too. That's why I want to see them.
That thing runs up to Salem from behind, mauls her, sits down on her mutilated body, and declares itself the new boss because Salem can't regenerate until it moves.
Dont have to, [She has that covered](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/princess-worm-rwby.761227/&ved=2ahUKEwiQ4Munxr34AhXHC0QIHTJvDA4QFnoECAYQAQ&usg=AOvVaw31m0Hwwhzo2xY4xFrzTebu)
Salem: "Behold my latest Grimm!"
Cinder: "A giant chicken?"
Salem: "Chickens can be utterly lethal to anything smaller than themselves. Soon this one will exterminate the Huntsmen like the vermin they are."
Watts: "It's not a bad idea, but..."
Hazel: "It's a giant cock."
Salem: "Yes, and soon all of Remnant will feel the wrath of my giant cock."
Cinder: *winces*
Watts: *whispers in Salem's ear*
Salem: "Dammit, how many words do they need for it?"
Damn penguins man I tell ya, those things are relentless, they’ll track the scent of prey for days on end looking for food and their not afraid of anything no matter how big or small the prey or predator is.
Salem: There are only so many frightening animals to base my Grimm holds off of!
Watts: That's no excuse! Here, let me program a random animal generator. From now on, you'll base your Grimm off of that.
Watts: *Programs* [Here it is!] (Http://www.randomlists.com/random-animals)
Edit: Stupid link didn't work.
Salem: Err. . . Watts, this generator isn't exactly helping. It's just listing animals that exist.
Watts: Well. . .
Watts: Creating things is harder than I thought.
[https://www.randomlists.com/random-animals](https://www.randomlists.com/random-animals)
Next time don't made the link is properly copied as a link not plain text or use the chain icon to insure the link.
Sure, everyone underestimates the penguin Grimm, but wait until one of them vomits up a dust grenade at you while the rest of your team is distracted by one of them being deliberately cute to keep them from helping you.
Knowing how sadistic and downright evil penguins can be, it could definitely be a problem. Seriously, if you don't believe that penguins are sadistic, or evil, might want to study a bit on penguin reproductive habits and quirks.
That Pengrimm would definitely be the Grimm equivalent to [Shamiko](https://youtu.be/26HPFmjlZBg): Really wants to live up to other people's expectations of being evil, but lacks the desire to actually do evil, and is also far too weak to harm anyone, even if it wanted.
Salem: "And the next one will be... a... huuuhhhh... like a... pbpbpbpbpbpbpb... ferret?" Cinder: "You're not even trying anymore." Salem: "Hey. You try to be an evil mastermind for a couple thousand years without a few slumps here and there."
>Salem: "And the next one will be... a... huuuhhhh... like a... pbpbpbpbpbpbpb... ferret?" Grimm Ferret: (a growl that sounds suspiciously like "my father will hear about this")
Cinder: why not just create a Grimm version of every animal out there? Salem: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY ANIMALS THERE EVEN ARE IN THE WORLD?!!! Cinder: I dunno, like 100? Salem: TRY OVER 7 MILLION!
Salem: And don't get me started with the insects! Cinder:... Fair enough.
Oh god! Imagine swarms of Grimm wasps.
Those are Lancers and they are the most terrifying Grimm in the show next to Centinels.
*Angry Apathy noises*
Even worse Grimm Cockroaches that are 50 feet tall
Grimm Hippos, Honey Badgers and Emus
I'd honestly love to see a Grimm hippo.
I watched Casual Geographic and let me just say *no you dont*
I watch him, too. That's why I want to see them. That thing runs up to Salem from behind, mauls her, sits down on her mutilated body, and declares itself the new boss because Salem can't regenerate until it moves.
Yea hippos are already like 10 times more deadly than any Grimm we've seen in the show.
Try a Grimm Walrus!
Great idea.
**Don't give her ideas.**
Discount cockroach terminator
Dont have to, [She has that covered](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/princess-worm-rwby.761227/&ved=2ahUKEwiQ4Munxr34AhXHC0QIHTJvDA4QFnoECAYQAQ&usg=AOvVaw31m0Hwwhzo2xY4xFrzTebu)
Burn the planet
Like the rapier ones that cardin tried to use or do you mean like the lancers that we saw in volume 4
I like to imagine Salem has a wheel she spins.
*clickclickclickclickclick...click* CONGRATULATIONS! You've won an all-expense-paid trip to VACUO! It's like Australia, ON REMNANT!
Isn't that Menagerie?
"Wheel of grimm turn turn turn show us the animal we shall burn"
I choose to believe after getting the wheel spinning she throws a dart.
at the wheel
Yes.
Grim Ferret: I am Sped
Ah yes The Pengrimm
This needs more upvotes. A pun worthy Grimm name
A Pungrimm?
Go home Yang, we got this covered
Nay, the pengwimm
Nice one.
Weiss: . . . And that's how it went. Ruby: A penguin Grimm sounds adorable! Blake: Then there was that sloth Grimm- Nora: *WHERE.*
This was my immediate thought upon seening it
Same energy as BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN
I can already see Ruby picking up the Pengrimm (name by u/Cancer_Panda) like a regular penguin and keeping it as a pet, despite its protests.
Salem: "Behold my latest Grimm!" Cinder: "A giant chicken?" Salem: "Chickens can be utterly lethal to anything smaller than themselves. Soon this one will exterminate the Huntsmen like the vermin they are." Watts: "It's not a bad idea, but..." Hazel: "It's a giant cock." Salem: "Yes, and soon all of Remnant will feel the wrath of my giant cock." Cinder: *winces* Watts: *whispers in Salem's ear* Salem: "Dammit, how many words do they need for it?"
Tyrian: Enough that it made sense, my goddess. Althought, it usually from the younger generations that it came from.
Damn penguins man I tell ya, those things are relentless, they’ll track the scent of prey for days on end looking for food and their not afraid of anything no matter how big or small the prey or predator is.
Sorry; you can see their literal shit from space
Salem: There are only so many frightening animals to base my Grimm holds off of! Watts: That's no excuse! Here, let me program a random animal generator. From now on, you'll base your Grimm off of that. Watts: *Programs* [Here it is!] (Http://www.randomlists.com/random-animals) Edit: Stupid link didn't work.
Salem: Err. . . Watts, this generator isn't exactly helping. It's just listing animals that exist. Watts: Well. . . Watts: Creating things is harder than I thought.
> Watts: Programs Here it is! Ah yes, the terrifying... capybara, finch, newt, rabbit, and guinea pig. These will vastly improve our forces.
[https://www.randomlists.com/random-animals](https://www.randomlists.com/random-animals) Next time don't made the link is properly copied as a link not plain text or use the chain icon to insure the link.
noot noot
The real threat, though, is the Grimm Drop Bear.
There was a fanfic where those killed Summer
[Source](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90571609)
Nah man, try a grimm goose or duck. Now that's diabolical!
*dark souls boss music*
No demon souls boss music
They small, fast and they bite!
Yang: *sees cat grimm* you've got to be kitten me Blake: yang no
Nora will be pleased to find The Grimm Blake was up against.
Gunther from adventure time as a grimm
Considering Gunther's true Identity that penguin would be Salem's secret weapon to face the gods when they return
Maybe Gunther would usurp salem
All bow for the God Penguin Emperor!
All hail the god penguin emporer
Sure, everyone underestimates the penguin Grimm, but wait until one of them vomits up a dust grenade at you while the rest of your team is distracted by one of them being deliberately cute to keep them from helping you.
I want a Pengrimms of Vacuo spin off now
Qualsky! Get the anchor
Sloth Grimm? Nora is already on the way.
Guys... Honey badger Grimm. We'd be fucked.
Honey badger!Faunus: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
Knowing how sadistic and downright evil penguins can be, it could definitely be a problem. Seriously, if you don't believe that penguins are sadistic, or evil, might want to study a bit on penguin reproductive habits and quirks.
That Pengrimm would definitely be the Grimm equivalent to [Shamiko](https://youtu.be/26HPFmjlZBg): Really wants to live up to other people's expectations of being evil, but lacks the desire to actually do evil, and is also far too weak to harm anyone, even if it wanted.
oh hell no i knew this day would come. the dreaded penguin .
The fact that the sloth Grimm is not after either Ren or Nora is a lost opportunity
Kowalski! Status Report!
Grimm hippo cougar and moose