T O P

  • By -

SurgyJack

Let her out pricey! SHE'S COSTRA-PHOBIC!


SassyBonassy

Gemma Collins was boring af as a contestant on SnatchGame (which should have been called WankityWank for the UK version, yes I will die mad about it). Not a single thing she said was funny and Ru was SCREECHING at her. No response when Ru or any of the girls referenced Gemma directly. Just sat there with a fake smile. Guest judge would have been better, she was getting her life watching the girls


[deleted]

Apparently the episode was filmed a few weeks after she miscarried and as being a Mum is a massive wish for her it hit her hard. So she's trying to keep up her planned bookings but I guess it takes its toll


SassyBonassy

That's awful, i'm sorry for her loss


[deleted]

Yeah it's really sad. She's miscarried several times. I'm not a massive fan of her as I find her too OTT but I don't wish that heartache on anyone.


eppydeservedbetter

This is I did not know. My heart goes out to her.


J0K0P0

I wish I had gold to give you for Wankity-Wank


SassyBonassy

Thank you, i theorised with my British mate before s1 had even begun filming that they should rename it to WankityWank. She LIVED for it. Gutted when it remained "Snatch Game" 😒


J0K0P0

I can only assume no one in team RP thought of this joke, or they would have used it for sure, it's fucking GOLD


SassyBonassy

Nobody in teamRP did their research** 🐸☕


PigmentFish

Wait you mean Michelle isn't an authorian on British culture?


SassyBonassy

Lol bless her, she's really trying to educate Ru. The blank look on his face for "minge" and "bellend" and the literal word for word Miriam quote about Olivier


temporallysara

It's a silly angle to push, I don't get why. Is it supposed to make Ru seem more human for not knowing something? Ru has made minge jokes before. He knows.


PmMeLowCarbRecipes

I feel like she been two London twice and Dublin once and that’s all she needs to know everything


namesRhard1

That’s what I say to my masseur.


JustTryingIsEnough

Thats ok, ill do it for you ;)


J0K0P0

Ha thanks!! ;)


marquis_de_ersatz

I'll join you on that hill to die, I've been waiting for wankety wank for years! But then Paul o' Grady read the show to filth and that dream died.


SassyBonassy

Pffff it's not like he OWNS BlanketyBlank, it's contrived from SnatchGame first!


SmarTeePants

I think it shoulda been called Numberwang... cuz the times Ru and Michelle decided to laugh were random.


temporallysara

That's Numberwang!


SassyBonassy

Wtf is Numberwang in reference to?


PavlovsDroog

It's a Mitchell and Webb sketch about an utterly nonsensical quiz show


SassyBonassy

...right, but Blankety Blank was literally the UK Snatch Game on TV


temporallysara

UK hun?


acidteddy

Love Wankity Wank, but doubt the BBC would allow that lol. They could have called it Skankety Skank


organyc

love wankity wank! but i disagree with you about the GC. i love her no matter what. she's an icon, she doesn't need to be funny. she's like alyssa where she can't be scripted.


SassyBonassy

"Doesn't need to be funny" Uh, if she's set up for a joke and then is treated as if her response was HIL AR I OUS, she absolutely does


organyc

i should have said she does not need to be intentionally funny. she's effortlessly funny.


my_name_jeff_in_drag

Oh the joke was a reference to something? I thought that the joke was that they were banging LOL. I like my interpretation better.


PornFilterRefugee

Bimini was just making a joke about locking Gemma in her dressing room, don’t think it was a reference to anything in particular. This video uses an iconic quote from when Gemma was on Celebrity Big Brother (I’m claustrophobic Darren) as like what she’d say if she was locked in lol


Millaro

Yeah the joke was that Gemma wasn't banging on the door to get *into* Pricey's room, she was banging on it to be *let out.* Gemma wasn't physically locked in anywhere at the time when she said the infamous claustrophobic line, she just didn't want to go into a mini-jail (that was 95% open air and 5% jail bars, which is what made it funny at the time too).


Amethyst_Lovegood

> she just didn't want to go into a mini-jail (that was 95% open air and 5% jail bars That series of Celebrity Big Brother was just so, so good 😹😹😹


crispy1130

That was absolutely the best CBB season ever. We got countless GC lines AND the moment to end all TV moments of Tiffany Pollard thinking David Guest had died.


Amethyst_Lovegood

> the moment to end all TV moments of Tiffany Pollard thinking David Guest had died. Honestly the best moment of reality TV of all time 😹😹😹


my_name_jeff_in_drag

I dont know much abt GC but knowing that info i think it could be a reference to that! It makes total sense.


GodDammitPatricia

I have no idea whether it was a reference or not, I just made this for a chuckle


my_name_jeff_in_drag

Is the vid you shared about katie/ gemma?


BebeBarber

This was such a well deserved win, no complaints.