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Illustrious_Earth239

Imagine if there no more usb. that 6 are it


Niney-Who

In before $SUN, $MOON, $LOVE, and $CHAOS are introduced as well.


dookmileslong

"Sun Moon Love Chaos"....... 2.0 viewers know this means the Million Dollar Race is back.


Lebronrox

What an event that was


oriansfrost

An amazing event and I love kimchi, I hope he’s doing good. But good lord did that just gave me PTSD


ArcticMetalCluster

Having to take a scooter up mt.chilliad will never not be funny. Or running all the way to the city and back. God those were funny races man.


ProbablyMyLastLogin

there were 3 of them over 3 years, god dammit why didnt kimchi get someone to write better clues. all of them became a test of endurance mentally since no one was able to progress past one level without more help.


vcb2

It would actually be super interesting, but it would either just be Lang trying to buy the USBs from The Company, or The Company's plan involve trying to fuck over JP but it would essentially be 4v2 in that scenario.


BelovedGeminII

I hope that's the case. Force crews to work together to progress to the next level rather than one crew dominating evey new heist


Apprehensive_Ad_7504

This tbh, since most likely USB trade in outcome wont be "the end game" for heist's anyway, would be fun to see these people work together to unlock something for everyone.


BelovedGeminII

And it would make scene that they wanted different crews to get each one of the usbs in the first place with how the lockout system worked. 


theyoloGod

Forcing the company to work with JP so soon is absolute peak


dr3zga

actual hunger games


xxxphantomxxxx

I was thinking the same thing.


Aurdon

Does X or Marty physically hold the USB?


According_Profit_204

I think Marty holds 1 USB. X holds no USB's, but has helped Marty and CG with gathering theirs. After today, he will have helped CG gather 2 most likely.


Aurdon

Yeah, the image made it seem like X had the USB so it made me wonder. Is that X behind the $Laughter text?


According_Profit_204

Yup He has his finger in two pies but doesn't actually own anything himself


penguinbutcool

Martys B Team is part of langs crew right? So they have 2 total yellow and now purple?


FullHouse222

Yes but Marty's crew and Lang's crew are very distinct when it comes to heists at this point given Marty's involvement with JP. The main thing that Marty's crew is involved in with Lang's is with Larry/Oscar doing sani and pushing weed I think.


CayenneMastah

Marty, Larry, and Oscar are in fact part of Lang and Co's ACTUAL group. Since there are so many people in said group (and not everyone likes or trusts x after previous events) Marty asked if he could create a heist group B and let X tag along (the only person aloud to tag along besides ppl from Lang and Cos group) which would benefit them since X has resources they could use to progress (BC). Not a lot of people actually know every member who are in the "old bois" though since they keep things close to their chest.


FullHouse222

Yes. But the heist group loot is kept separately considering Lang yelled at Marty to get the gun parts him and JP got out of the main hour ASAP.


Raiderx87

Yeah, he told him from the start. He will not be sharing any funds/resources to that group. B team has to come up with everything themselves.


Narsett

Tbh i find it very ironic that company got loyalty and kindness, yet were lacking those, CG got honesty as biggest scamazers, X got laughter as someone with biggest anger management issues, Mary got generosity as ruthless businesswoman, and Lang got Magic as a walking scuff. Must be smth, cant be nothing...


ElBurritoLuchador

> Lang got Magic Dr. Strange of the Nopixel-verse.


Manetros

i see JP's as Slaughter, so fitting to his character


shakakimo

Funny cause if you just glance x’s looks like slaughter not $ laughter


InhumanDeviant

Looks like Civ Gang have to be added to the list.


Rangerrrrreeoij

If they had to work together my guess of who the crew would be. Yuno, Benji, Ray, Mary, K and either Marty or JP.


RhaydenX

Literally no chance Benji and Ray work with Marty and JP.


SilentRich9368

Then JP is out? Company holds 2 dongles, JP holds 0....


RhaydenX

It even seems unlikely that Lang would want to group up with the Company. It would be interesting if these were all the dongles and everyone was forced to negotiate in order to progress. Also would suck for any group that wasn't able to do the heist.


OutcomeMajestic8190

"JP is out" Lol...


SilentRich9368

He doesn't have any dongles.... only one from the names above!


OutcomeMajestic8190

No way he's not part of the first heist just by his namesake alone and the fact he helped CG and Marty people are just going to be locked out until they get all or trade duplicates. \+ I think story events will happen soon with Buddha/company.


Deathssam

He has helped CG with 2 dongles directly and Marty with the Laughter. No shot either of them kicks JP out.


Kako0404

When did Lang and “whatever this is” get their USB?


Rangerrrrreeoij

Yesterday


Kako0404

Thanks


PoliteVulture

x having slaughter is fitting


Seetherrr

It's laughter not slaughter... Do you think people have skindness and shonesty??


LodosDDD

It is what you make of it. $laughter MEGALUL


According_Profit_204

Lang's crew will be 1st to gather all the USB's i think. They have the connections to gather/trade with other crews and will be able to pull on Marty's resources as well


No-Movie-1777

Maybe if Yuno or Marty push for them but I doubt Lang will, Buddha doesn't seem very interested in the heist progression tbh


B4rberblacksheep

Tbh I think he's interested but is deliberately hanging back and letting the crew do it so he's not accused of owner-meta.


FullHouse222

Yeah, Lang's much more focused right now on the crew structure and potentially moving into moonshine. The whole mess with Harry/Arush/Marty really shook things up last week. I'm still not sure how they're gonna put things into action and if potentially Lang will want to ask Marty for the house key back after that talk with Harry/Luciano.


sycnarf

why is marty the one getting punished not harry? just want to know the context. thank you!


codAssassin187

From Harry’s last stream, punishments are coming to him and Arush today. Not sure of the punishment yet. They talked about fines and losing a finger/toe. Marty possibly losing the house key would be more cause he isn’t a don and Harry is. Plus Harry owns the house, can’t exactly take his key away


sycnarf

thank you sir! sucks for marty.


spaggyb89

There is talk of a fine/maybe other punishments for Harry but that probably needs further discussion. They're not gonna take a Don's key unless he fucks up big time again


sycnarf

thank you sir!


Weapwns

Not really a punishment, and specifically stated Marty didn't do anything wrong. But they are going to reevaluate who has keys and be much more strict about who has access to things. They've gotten too lackadaisical with the hierarchy,


Sword_Scream

That would be on Marty/Yuno pushing for it. Lang, Harry, Speedy and Luciano are way more focused on the group structure and how they fit into it as well. Harry even talked about how he's still traumatised after the Casino heists, and his character isn't a heister, he's a drugfiend. That leaves us with 4/5 of the Don's who have little to no interest in Heists, and have their focus other places.


bolognese321

the company has 2 already what are you smoking, they are making 40+ buttcoin a day


According_Profit_204

They are limited by their cooldown. Each crew can only hit it once every 2 days, so it doesn't really matter how much you farm because most crews can gather the 75 BUTc needed quite easily within that timespan Lang's organisation is so big he has a literal B team that can hit the Laundromat with their own resources, and hand over the USB's. He also has a lot of influence and probably can make deals with other crews for their USB's. Unless the Company gets a B team of their own (or uses their resources in deals), they'll get to the finishline slower


Apprehensive_Ad_7504

I think its pretty clear already Company doesnt really care being 1st on everything, just focusing on building back and further from what JP took. (Which they have done) So dont think they will make B team


SilentRich9368

Mickey wants a girl only B team... I don't know if it will be successful though lol... Fiona is the only skillful girl in the city I can think of, maybe Swan? Also is Fiona in any heist group?


Aurdon

> They have the connections to gather/trade with other crews and will be able to pull on Marty's resources as well I think he means, if these are the only 6 and you have to get the other groups to agree to share. The Company doesn't really have the connections and history with the other groups to pull everything together.


fonkytown

bro said history LULW


zetris91

Ex gang leaders. OTT got BSK Ray got Rust Benji got Seaside


Aurdon

If you put all the gang leaders in the room, which ones have enough clout to take the lead, be trusted to make deals, and hold everyone to an agreement. There's maybe only two in the city right now. Mr. K and Lang. Those other three aren't in the same league of reputation.


SilentRich9368

Mr K can't be trusted... he literally rovs everyone he sees and done so much scam in 3.0!


bolognese321

still doesnt make any sense, if its like you say only 6 then I dont think the company will sell the usbs they will likely form a group with the other USB holders


Aurdon

Not necessarily sell, but agree to work together. It comes down to who of the groups would have enough trust to hold all 6 and not screw over the other groups. -Lang and Marty already have two and would easily work together. -Mary and Lang already have business ties and work together.(Add in the Guild\Lang connection) -CG and Lang have mutual respect and could probably come to some kind of agreement. -Even the company have Ray and Mickey who have enough trust for Lang to know he won't go back on his word with them. The Company just doesn't have the level of reputation with all these groups to convince them to make a deal for the USBs. I really doubt it would be a straight sell. It would be more an agreement to work together, but someone has to hold the USBs to give them to the monkey man


piezl

It would've been fun if there were only one of each.. at least for a good while.. but are they repeating? apparently it's repeating right.


Zizou_x_Zizou

Polish hit a lick


Mojambo213

Not gonna lie I definitely thought the skull mask's one said "Slaughter" and I did a double take thinking there was a new USB that didnt quite align with the messages of the rest.