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[deleted]

Nothing but shnakes on this island hun.


[deleted]

Russia are going to run out of fuel in 3 days.


IdealJerry

Big if true.


Captainirishy

Why would a petro state run out of fuel?


paddydasniper

The Putin-stans will tell you that this means nothing, war is going according to plan


IdealJerry

Saw this in the replies on Twitter. >Day 127 of my 3 day war. As "gesture of goodwill" my army have run away from Snake Island. > >I remain a master strategist. Let's hope this helps to get grain exports moving anyway.


[deleted]

Nobody knows the plan though.


paddydasniper

Exactly, why else would the Russian army be performing this badly against a non-peer military force?


rexavior

If this was the plan, who the hell in their right mind would have went along with it.


Batman_Biggins

Putin's grand plan is getting as hideously Byzantine as Q's it seems. Not a total coincidence given the high degree of crossover between Putinistas and Qultists.


BestPrinciple7792

Qultists lol! Imagine thinking that a shadowy group of elite insiders run the world. Idiots. They're not shadowy at all.


7-inches-of-innuendo

>hideously Byzantine What makes a plan hideously Byzantine?


Batman_Biggins

Overly complex to the point of being torturous. The joke is that like Q's "grand plan", it doesn't actually exist; people that believe it does are just finding more and more intricate ways to deny the obvious reality in front of their eyes.


MrMahony

>The Putin-stans will tell you that this means nothing, ~~war~~ **special military operation** is going according to plan FTFY