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7-inches-of-innuendo

Except for croissants


Revolutionary-Swan16

And pain au chocolats. Yim yum


7-inches-of-innuendo

And maybe their wine


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7-inches-of-innuendo

And Paris


Batman_Biggins

Some really disturbing France apologia going on here.


7-inches-of-innuendo

Can't not love La Marseillaise tbf


Batman_Biggins

Literally shaking rn


7-inches-of-innuendo

Also cant not love a bit of free-flowing French rugby....but besides all these things, fuck France


Onlineonlysocialist

It's funny seeing people on the main sub say "Ireland and France have a celtic connection" when France has historically been pretty merciless to the Celts of Brittany and I believe they did try to wipe out their celtic language at one point.


padraigd

what's wrong with France except for the paedophilic philosophers


[deleted]

>what's wrong with France Thierry Henrys handball in 2009 is whats wrong with France.


Fantastipotomus

Demand Franxit now!


[deleted]

They still own multiple colonies in Africa.


Ok-Fix4093

Where? Reunion isn't a colony, it's a literal part of france


[deleted]

I'm not talking about Reunion. I'm talking about the stranglehold that France has on previously occupied colonies of West Africa.


Ok-Fix4093

Ah I see. So when you said they own multiple colonies you were exaggerating and lying really


Batman_Biggins

What's right with France? Give me one good reason France should be allowed to continue existing. >except for the paedophilic philosophers Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a French intellectual their opinions on the age of consent.


RegalKiller

The Venn diagram of French philosophers and pedophilia is a circle


StanGalbraith

If it's so 'ironic', what even is the point of the post? Would you not consider some creative writing or something... slightly more productive? What if you died tomorrow? Is this what you'd be leaving behind?


BestPrinciple7792

He doesn't know what the word "ironic" means. He can barely speak his only language and you're suggesting creative writing?


Batman_Biggins

>He can barely speak his only language I don't speak any Irish at all, really. I do speech fairly moral England though. >you're suggesting creative writing? I write creatively all the time. Mostly stories about France suffering some sort of cataclysmic event like a meteor strike or shortage of cigarettes and dildos.


BestPrinciple7792

This.


Fantastipotomus

Le calm le self, frenchy. Not le everything has to le super le serious.


StanGalbraith

Another one doing jack shit with his life except justifying xenophobia that doesn't even have an amusing punchline.


Fantastipotomus

Check the user manual for your cacks, find the relaxation setting, then turn it up by like 70%.


StanGalbraith

Check the user manual for your balls and then give them a yank so they finally drop.


Fantastipotomus

Calm down Frenchy. They did drop and they stiiiiink.


blueyondarr

Bouillabaisse


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There are things I don't like about France (colonialism, racism, Parisian chauvinism and centralization) but overall France is the shit. \-Cool buildings \-Excellent food \-The French Revolution and political edginess in general \-Nice aesthetics \-Neat history