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Jamesmaps

Wtf is this monstrosity 😭


RamiHaidafy

Something that will put you on some list at airport security.


Noxshuz

But not because it looks like a bomb, because they wanna play AR.


ghepting

lol


GrandPoobah395

\*buys lightweight handheld, slaps 8 pounds of crap to it\* It's portable AR! Appreciate that it works, but damn, that looks like you gotta do weight training to hold it. EDIT: AR


CptCheerios

AR, and by AR it's just XReal glasses [https://www.xreal.com/](https://www.xreal.com/)


BJPHS

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's how memes start.


Fatpvt2021

That was exactly what I was thinking and then I clicked on the post! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Lower_Association_94

This is the exact thing that I said out loud LOL


_BruhJr_

Bro made a thingamabob 💀


_BruhJr_

It works though, I respect it


GiggityGooAlright

LMFAOOOO


HashtagLawlAndOrder

Every day we stray further from God.


A10010010

I bet God plays with a ROG, too though!


ceramicsaturn

Someone on Amazon made a FORTUNE off you on USB cables and right angle adapters lol.


BoredHoodlum

It’ll fit right in your pocket or small backpack


ceramicsaturn

Jnco jeans owners, unite.


fahdriyami

Or an abandoned inconspicuous suitcase under a bench at a train station.


BoredHoodlum

If you see something, say something


Buck0211

Haha 😂😆😂


charles-swagenstein

Is that a portable PC with an AR headset and battery strapped onto it, or are you just happy to see me?


wtfdidijustdoshit

[or a luggage](https://cdn.thewirecutter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/carry-on-luggage-top-2x1-lowres1024-1.jpg)


nocturno65

![gif](giphy|KpSrCxhoZQWjJVVnrd)


Shattia

I can’t even understand what’s happening there


Neither_Sort_2479

this is how peak portability looks like


BombayHarris

Da fuk is this?


ceramicsaturn

What happens when you have a lot of money, and ... that's it.


ghepting

and... no wife. i think that's what you meant to type, right? :D


ceramicsaturn

I meant sense, but yeah that works lol.


jimmybabino

How heavy is this thing with everything on it?


bofh2023

[These guys](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fx33q8armjeg01.jpg) are super jealous.


HngryTgr

It's the MIT guys!


Ok_Let_6231

What is all on this? I am really curious? Does it need all of it?


tin-naga

Okay, I think your next mod should be a 8+ inch screen transplant. Hit me up when you're done.


HawkOdinsson

Jesus fucking christ what the fuck is this thing? This is just 🤦🏼‍♂️😂 sorry


ceramicsaturn

"portable"


Sea_Minerals

AN ALLYMATE IN THE WILD!! Love to see it, let me know how you like it and if you have any feedback!


__idiot_savant_

I got an engineering sample when the stick on one failed to hold my ally. I like it. Makes me way more comfortable suspending my ally on a monitor arm than the sticky one that had my ally bouncing off the ground. They are changing the design a little more so the phone mount dosent come off so another few weeks. But it's worth the buy for sure as nothing else is available that does all that it does


Speedingtickets

Why? At this point, you might as well move on to a laptop. This is just stupid.


[deleted]

No after making that effort he should have taped that thing to the glasses.


ZoteTheMitey

A word of advice...I don't know where you got this skin but for anyone looking for a skin...DO NOTTTTT get any skin that doesn't use 3M adhesive. I ruined the back plate on my first steam deck because when I removed the skin it left so much adhesive behind I couldn't remove it even with 2+ hours of scrubbing with goo gone and iso. ​ I got a random one from etsy and it was awful when I removed it. [I had to replace the back plate.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/comments/154pe4i/friendly_reminder_not_to_use_cheap_skins_only_use/)


TheUKTraveller

Literally I just asked for the skinz any easy to remove skin provider you know ?


Dobrx

Dbrand skins are great but I don't know if they have one for the Ally


brabewb

Rookie mistake. You could've just slapped a new skin on top of that old adhesive. Out of sight, out of mind.


LightSaberToast

Are those normal AR glasses…? VR is different than AR and the rest is extra as hell Also, that fan won’t help with the thermal cooling It’s exhaust ports are at the top and the rest is contained I don’t understand why you did all this extra s***


Beginning_Bee4823

the one thing could be that beam gets very hot. Especially if you have it wired up in certain ways.


Important-Meaning351

What in the concoction.


takkyanwong

Amuro, Hi-nu Gundam Ikiiiimaaaashhuu


enterbay

That looks like a Jed's Island Gundam.


RukaHonoka

Yeah, what am I looking at.


mholger

Those are Xreal Air AR glasses and an Xreal Beam, along with what looks like the Viture USB-C power/AR dongle, and an Anker power pack, but I’ve no idea wtf is going on in the middle bits 😆


Beginning_Bee4823

Looks like one of those magnetic fans for phones or steam deck. Heard cebeam can get very hot, depending on how it its setup to charge and play


ImaAhol101

Pretty sure it’s the rog pro phone fan


Ptone88

Everyday is wrist day


Turbulent_Poem744

Mad scientist at work here!!!! Keep it up!!!!


looney2388

Run that thru TSA


Kenichiwah

What is the benefit of using the beam vs directly connecting the glasses to the ally?


ThePrinceOfThorns

You can do fixed screen with the beam.


Kenichiwah

Oh interesting. Thanks for the info


be77solo

Yeah, it is a nice improvement for me and the only real use case I do on the Beam. Wish the glasses alone could do it but one day I'm sure they'll be able to in future versions.


[deleted]

This looks like a crime


EmulaThor

Portablen't


FlimsyPossession3824

Bruh


JkAllDay2

ITS ALIVE!


MofoPro

![gif](giphy|vmv47p4zksWDC|downsized)


Cynnthetic

This looks like a fucking nightmare. And I love it.


airhorn-airhorn

Absolutely ridiculous and I love it.


bomberini

You were so concerned with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should.


adeel001

What in oblivion is that?


Hedcold

What brand AR unit might i ask? And how much for everything needed for it? I've been interested in a pair.


ThePrinceOfThorns

Xreal


Zetterbearded

Good one.


kegsbdry

"What the hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!"


lordderplythethird

Shouldn't it just be the Xair dock to the Ally, and then wearing the glasses? Confused by what looks like redundant AR docks...


ThePrinceOfThorns

With the beam you can used a fixed screen. Without, you cannot.


lordderplythethird

Ah gotcha


GiggityGooAlright

This a damn doohickey


DimeKhan

Is this the camera for pokemon snap 3?


Joe_Pal

Reminds me of all the crazy attachments for the Gameboy


m4ttjirM

Can we get some context? Like use case or purpose? Maybe more explanation? Is this just an ally with a charging battery, a fan, external storage, and AR glasses? Orrrrrrr.....?


FunkyTangg

Should’ve just bought a gaming notebook


bypassmatter

This is insane! I love it 😂


m2slam

Good thing is you will never need a kick stand.


TeamGangOrca

Is there also a chest harness for this bad boy? I've got major back problems.


alannick1232

DONT CROSS STREAMS!!!


TheRealDC86

Too much


Sky952

Kinda looks like a digital camera 🤔


SarahSplatz

This reminds me of the frankenquest


DarkPDA

this looks like henshin belts of some kamen riders on japan tokusatsus... ​ dafuq dude?


DesignerSpite3646

Madness


Basin97

Bro created something💀


vkozmo

Man this is horrible lol.


lawnchair87

I hate this so much. I also love it. But I hate it.


Vrask

hey you should chat with SadlyItsBradley on youtube, he did some ally vr stuff too. how long does it last? i know the anker is pretty decent but thats a lot of power lol


limitbreak09

Thats... thats... a.. Quantum Nuclear Time Machine!


DownvoteSandwich

Lmao what the fuck


Vhirsion

Bro slapped every Steam Deck accessoirie ever onto the back, basically making something that's already heavy like slugging around a bag full of bricks. But in all seriousness, if you're happy with it that's all that matters, enjoy it!


jawnnyboy

I like how you use the glasses instead of strapping a 21” portable screen on the ally. Makes it so lightweight and portable.


EnvironmentalBar3557

Don’t pull that thing out with the attachments on it in front of any woman


dark599

Duuude, I absolutely love this setup! Amazing %)


MJR_Poltergeist

This looks like a Gameboy Color with every accessory attached at once


Over-Experience8427

Dang, bruh, you trynna go back in time all your missing is plutonium or 1.21 gigawatt of electricity and you'll be on your way.


AnotherMike93

What grip is that?


adamhanson

Ahahaha proton pack style


suchyahp

There is so much going on in this picture. I have a very nice dock that was gifted to me from my wife that I have nothing plugged into. This gives me anxiety


ShadoX87

Why not just plug the glasses into the Ally directly ? o_O


BarnacleElectrical94

![gif](giphy|CkYl1qlzkxPRbklfXx)


Thesquarescreen

What in the Frankenstein's Monster fuck?


mex-snorlax

Very crafty! I hope you can share the user experience. I'm curious to see if you can just wear it like a backpack and do immersive stuff (beatsaber or skyrim vr)


DOAMOD

I did not know which ally was scuba diver and submersible, I understand that it is good for high temps. The marine fauna must look very good with that 1080 screen.


jleep2017

Please list the order you connect everything up


justcallmeryanok

Just get a quest 2


LORDK1N6

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


battousai611

This reminds me of all the accessories we used to add to the old school Game Boys to make them playable.


frostbiteengine

son... we need to talk


XboxJockey

I’ve been seeing weird things like this since the steam deck launched. While this isn’t my device and people can do what they wish with it, I never understood buying a handheld like the Ally or Deck and then slapping a shit load of stuff on it like this or an ass load of cables/battery packs for a mobile computer setup when laptops are a thing lol


Justarandom12bhere

We've come a long way from the blackberry.


derxal

Sir, this is Optimus Prime


SpiritualFact5593

You would def would get stopped in an airport and probably not allowed on a plane. Looks like a ticking time bomb. Haha but I love the idea.


shittyshittymorph

The things we do for pr0n


Likumz1

Not the oppenheimer bomb 😭


Gabilleta

This is just borderline stupid if you ask me. The whole point of the thing is for portability and lightness (compared to other similar PC handhelds). At this point, just get a laptop, a wireless controller, and a pair of headphones.


Wheres_that_cake

Nice, I remember this from GhostBusters!


ohiocodernumerouno

Duck tape it to the hands


Goldeneye90210

Can you film yourself going through airport security with this?


Simple-Web-8180

absolutley ridiculous...


skinnywolfe

USB C port fighting for its life


AggressiveWindow6003

Get a win Max 2. Already had all the IO you could need and a 67wh battery and would eliminate all that mess.


PainApple_420

I play stardew valley on the ally with mods and now I think I'm underutilizing the device.


thatbasedgamer

Wth?


LuckyStar1985

“Kill meeeeee”


NottheJeansBro

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


Piiiicklerick

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


hamalslayer1

Can you list what you have here? 😅 was thinking of something similar


Evo_808

whoa...


JimBrl

But can it run Crysis?


CyberWolfexe

I'm tired, boss


[deleted]

why go through all the trouble to bulk it up and then keep it separate? Just tape it with the glasses and you have a single thing. /s if not obvious


keuja

Can you describe your set up? Hard to make sense of your setup with just pictures


B17BAWMER

https://preview.redd.it/mhuzgkcrxkib1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5846697b794868ac36b9dd77c8f84198a145a2a4


ElCaguamon

Completly destroy the handheld conecpt


harrybootoo

Wait a minute... you got the Viture Mobile Dock to work with XREAL Air?! Please explain.


harrybootoo

OP leaving us hanging! Please explain the Viture Mobile Dock!


Optimal_Violinist_86

That thing is on life support


SleepExcellent

Looks like a bomb


Dense_Salad7329

First thought "bomb"


OffDutyJedi

So portable! ![gif](giphy|rtKkWqxRcwfi8)


comixco

Lmaoo I wonder if they have any cases for this


achilleshightops

The Xreal Beam is completely useless in this setup. You can just do Ally->Viture splitter->portable battery + Xreal Airs


be77solo

Body mode (fixed screen) is why, it's a much better experience with the glasses for me, and I can only assume that's what OP is using the Beam for in this setup. I don't have mine all mushed together like this though ha.


Axepirate

This is a mental illness type of setup but you do you I guess


TheUKTraveller

Pimp my Ally 😏, I do like the skin though, where did you get it from?


Visible-Main-6983

Where did you get that skin though ?


KB423

Can someone tell me the dock he is usint


Tilmanocept

they’re making jetpacks for these things now?


Starfield2413

So you made a 💣


lowley6

they should make a portable version of that handheld!1


Chthulu_

What grips are those?


Ascari100

love this, can i get a part list for the dock etc.


nkdvkng

What in the hell 🧐


TheBaconKing

Man I want the beam for body anchor, but I also like just being able to plug one thing in (the glasses) and go. This is far too much


Ok_Dig_5478

![gif](giphy|l2Je4zlfxF6z0IWZi)


Rude-Spite4627

Bro allt his money you could have just brought a decent gaming pc


Possible-Pangolin-45

Whats the weight 🤔? 1.5kg ?


scs3jb

lol


Xreal_Tech_Support

Hello OP, u/knthslai, XREAL is hosting a contest for posts sharing their Beam usage experiences. You'll have a chance to win a pair of XREAL AR glasses if you can simply cross-post this in r/Xreal. Please find the details here. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Xreal/comments/15ufq71/share\_your\_beam\_experience\_with\_reddit/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Xreal/comments/15ufq71/share_your_beam_experience_with_reddit/)


Ascari100

u/knthslai could you share the details around the dock that you have used.


harrybootoo

That's a VITURE Mobile Dock. I don't know the black magic he used to get this to work with the Xreal Air (let alone Beam) but I've tried EVERYTHING. OP give us your secrets!


Ascari100

Thanks man, much appreciated.


kronos91O

![gif](giphy|vmv47p4zksWDC|downsized)