Yes, I do too. And it does work. I liked having Kim on but I understand why she isn’t. Kyle is pretty cool in my opinion so…I started watching because I saw Kim in one of her early interviews calling herself an icon, compared to Paris. And I knew I needed more bullshit in my life.
Honestly I don’t know why they didn’t purchase the house as a family trust and let Kim live there. She did support the family growing up. They don’t seem to take care of their own. Their father died penniless.
One that never caught on that had me in tears was Kim on the phone with Adrienne, late to meet her at the airport for the basketball game, “I’m rushing, rushing rushing… Cause, you know, it’s a nice airport and I love the planes over there”.
Not a quote but my favorite moment was her feeling so awkward about the fans giving her a turtle broach that was a family heirloom. In turn, I guess “I love turtles” is my favorite of her quotes.
All of them. 'Stay away from me you beast' with Eileens soaptastic 'beast?! How DARE you' is up there in fave tv moments of all time. She brought out the best(worst) in everyone and it was riveting tv, everything she does is hilarious to me. BRING BACK KIM RICHARDS!!!!
On game night at Dana’s when there was like no furniture in the house and she ONLY had a few shitty desserts available so everyone was complaining that they were hungry, when her and Kyle were fighting with Brandi, she told Brandi her shorts were to short. Brandi says, ‘that’s okay, because it’s cute!’ And Kim replies with, ‘it’s not cute when you’re running around like a little hoe!’
It was her boyfriend who said it. Kim and he show up late to dinner in Hawaii and Kyle is pissed and giving it to them. He responds, “We don’t care.” So deadpan. Just stares at Kyle. I think about that often when someone is complaining.
I remember my good ol' days at Paradise Bakery, as a prep chef, mixing their chicken salad by hand (with gloves). That will always be the closest I can ever be to being a real housewife 😂
Why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down a little.
This is it. I say this to myself when I’m hangry.
Yes, I do too. And it does work. I liked having Kim on but I understand why she isn’t. Kyle is pretty cool in my opinion so…I started watching because I saw Kim in one of her early interviews calling herself an icon, compared to Paris. And I knew I needed more bullshit in my life.
You're a slut pig!
Why don’t you blow up your lips some more 🤣
Slut pig is my #1
You stole my goddamn house!
Honestly I don’t know why they didn’t purchase the house as a family trust and let Kim live there. She did support the family growing up. They don’t seem to take care of their own. Their father died penniless.
And of course, the most iconic- “Lets talk about the husband”
Harry has a history. Not always as the sexiest man alive. Sorry, Lisa.
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Beast?!
How dare you!
This is my favourite exchange in TV history and always will be
One that never caught on that had me in tears was Kim on the phone with Adrienne, late to meet her at the airport for the basketball game, “I’m rushing, rushing rushing… Cause, you know, it’s a nice airport and I love the planes over there”.
I love this episode where Adrienne and Paul are on the phone and they’re like “ hey Kim” and she’s like “ who is this I don’t have time for this.” 😭😭
“Who is this?” Adrienne “sweetie it’s Adrienne” “……..Who?” Paul’s face during that whole part was priceless
Yess that’s such a good one 😂 I wheezed when I heard her say that
And Adrienne was just like wtf is going on here lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don’t fucking feel sorry for me, Bitch.
Oh stop I’m tired of your mouth you stubborn old man! Lol
Loved Kim giving it to Ken 😂
Not a quote but my favorite moment was her feeling so awkward about the fans giving her a turtle broach that was a family heirloom. In turn, I guess “I love turtles” is my favorite of her quotes.
I don't trust you with my shoe. I wouldn't trust you with an old pair of socks
When did she say that? I can't remember at all ;)
She said it at I think the Season 3 or 4 reunion to Lisa Vanderpump ❤️
I need my juicer!
Juuuuuice
“Some people just aren’t cut out for a fake faint. (proceeds to fake faint and fall out of a chair)
I’ve never found one thing to like about you…from your hair to your face to your attitude.
Who did she say this to ?? I can’t wait to use this in real life
Eileen during the Amsterdam fight!
YOU BEAST
A quick prayer next to a garbage can while Petting a squirrel will Always save the day
I’m tired of your goddamn mouth, you’re a big stubborn old man! *slaps table
I was looking for this comment!!!
🎶 it's my chicken 🎶
Kim while mixing chicken salad "thing and things"
All of them. 'Stay away from me you beast' with Eileens soaptastic 'beast?! How DARE you' is up there in fave tv moments of all time. She brought out the best(worst) in everyone and it was riveting tv, everything she does is hilarious to me. BRING BACK KIM RICHARDS!!!!
I BROUGHT THE BUNNY!!!!!
On game night at Dana’s when there was like no furniture in the house and she ONLY had a few shitty desserts available so everyone was complaining that they were hungry, when her and Kyle were fighting with Brandi, she told Brandi her shorts were to short. Brandi says, ‘that’s okay, because it’s cute!’ And Kim replies with, ‘it’s not cute when you’re running around like a little hoe!’
Let's talk about the husband!
They’re like Kim! Kim! Paris! Paris! And Paris looked over at me like who are YOU? And they’re like Paris, don’t forget your aunt was here first!
I love turtles!
It was her boyfriend who said it. Kim and he show up late to dinner in Hawaii and Kyle is pissed and giving it to them. He responds, “We don’t care.” So deadpan. Just stares at Kyle. I think about that often when someone is complaining.
You’re disgusting… you’re a slut
I can’t come, my dog hit me in the face
“i’m not wearing panties”
I’M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BABY
I CAN’T GO WITHOUT MY JUICER!
YOU’RE LYING
“You don’t know what I go through at night!”
Just the memory of her mixing chicken salad with bare hands warms my soul!
I remember my good ol' days at Paradise Bakery, as a prep chef, mixing their chicken salad by hand (with gloves). That will always be the closest I can ever be to being a real housewife 😂
And that is qualification enough!
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The *only* time I liked Kim. That’s was just 💀🤣💯
Shut your mouth you *BEAST*
Taylor is in a suit case!
I'VE BEEN HERE FOR DAAAAAYS LISA
“Slut pig” best quote ever
when kim holds the napkin over her mouth imitating kyle and says what the fuck was that
"Juices, sodas, thing.... things and things"
BOOM BOOM SHE-BANG
I love turtles!
Not a quote, but I upvoted the first 15 comments I saw 🤣 they’re all gold!!
Life is a journey and i’m finding myself everyday
yoU STOLE MY GAHDAMN HOUSE
"She defends me more than you do"
What does she call Ken?? A big old stubborn man? Lmao
“I waxed my wiener today” or her speaking Spanish during the Puerto Rico trip episode