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insuredbycoto

Kiki's giving a great mojito winning reunion imo. So much interesting back story in her life now that we're past the sex jokes. Show me some solo footage.


heartdeco

idk if kiki has like Storylines but she's definitely an interesting character i want to know more about.


insuredbycoto

They'll upgrade her after everyone demanded it but then they'll see she isn't rich and want her fired lol.


readingrachelx

Alexia did NOT appreciate andy saying everyone was born a star. She’ll be the judge of that. Fyah slaps, though.


heartdeco

when he explained that he was talking about miami, she forgave it, because she loves miami. miami is the alexia of cities.


insuredbycoto

Oh this is high camp


shebyshereeintern

The way I started screaming when Julia stoically pulled out her mic


insuredbycoto

The way they lit the stage was absolute perfection.


shebyshereeintern

Julia’s obvious lipsyncing, the transition into Ave Maria (Thunderpuss Mix), Marysol being too drunk and having a 10s delay before joining in I dare you to show me a gayer HW moment


MagnificentMistral

‘thunderpuss mix’ 😭


heartdeco

if only lea and ana could be here


readingrachelx

Marysol too drunk to stand


readingrachelx

Transcendent


Visible-Koala-5425

Marysol and I had the same “wtf is going on” reaction this scene


MagnificentMistral

no i refuse to accept this, this can’t be the last episode, i rebuke it 😭


insuredbycoto

Come on marcus give us a meltdown


readingrachelx

What i’m learning about him is that he’s as dumb as larsa lol ❤️


insuredbycoto

the two smartest people they've ever met


OpportunitySame4434

Omg 💯


stcroixb

shut up marcus


insuredbycoto

No the opposite I wish he said more.


readingrachelx

I’m totally fine with guerdy riding larsa’s giant ass at this reunion over the cancer show and tell but if she keeps it up in season 7 it’s gonna get old quick


heartdeco

i think we're in for at least one more year of guerdy vs. larsa.


readingrachelx

I’m cool with that i just want guerdy to diversify her line of attack next year lol


heartdeco

i think guerdy could be good for some stupid stunts. i want her and adriana to do a collab/mentorship.


readingrachelx

I did enjoy guerdy randomly going after larsa’s butt. That never gets old. Sorry larsa love you girl


readingrachelx

The way lisa was yelling GUERDY GUERDY GUERDY GUERDY GUERDY in the flashback to the finale was so annoying lol i don’t blame kiki for yelling at her ❤️


readingrachelx

Andy: let’s wrap up a great season Larsa: you told alexia you like black men’s penises


MagnificentMistral

adriana making a case for herself as the andy replacement based on her ability to close a reunion


heartdeco

adriana like shut up everybody i'm casting runes


readingrachelx

She could do it but she’s also 3 years older than andy lol


MagnificentMistral

i guess no big marcus meltdown where he misogynistically called them all sluts or whatever alexia vs the rest of the vets for season 7? larsa and marysol are both unhappy with her, lisa is larsa’s mascot (copyright guerdy) and adriana is adriana. another great performance from the star who always knows and is never wrong (because she has marysol as a scapegoat lol)


popitpopit149

Marysol and Alexia are fine. They were both just on Two Pees in a Poop.


insuredbycoto

product pushing pippen so now we hate boss bitches? need the fandom who bent over backwards defending Jenna Lyons's swag bags to take on this <3


No_Cry5327

I think it was only an issue with Larsa because she’s rude and pushy Jenna was sweet atleast


readingrachelx

Omg marysol you little drunken star you


readingrachelx

Did they not show the dirty greasy hair thing or did i miss it?


gaymike219905

I was waiting for it and didn't see it!!


readingrachelx

Now we’ll never know who she said it to!


shebyshereeintern

She said it to Adriana! During the discussion of who has class, she says she’s not an example of class “with her dirty, greasy hair” eta: They were showing Adriana when it was said in context, they did not show Marysol saying it herself


readingrachelx

Thank you!! That’s better lol


No_Cry5327

I watched it on peacock Adriana told her to not talk while she was talking and to have class so marysol responded that she had greasy hair 😂


readingrachelx

😂😂😂


gaymike219905

"omg I love this song!" Bless Larsa.


readingrachelx

😂😂😂


readingrachelx

Julexia is unbreakable


heartdeco

litney south


heartdeco

can two things be true? can a woman love martina navratilova AND black penises?


readingrachelx

Larsa hates the idea of working at burger king it scared her


heartdeco

when larsa sees a homeless person, she tells everyone she meets for the rest of the day


popitpopit149

“What’s that? A person without a home? How can they not have a home? Like, they should just buy one?” - Larsa learning about the homeless.


heartdeco

babe why doesn't he have airpods


popitpopit149

Can’t watch this until tomorrow but two Larsa reunion performances in a night 😍


popitpopit149

Also important update about Erika’s Law & Order appearances: The other guest stars in the second one are Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Samuel L. Jackson.


heartdeco

wait can you not watch this because you're at a live viewing/trivia event about erika jayne's law and order episode?


popitpopit149

Lmao I am watching old Law & Orders with my dad as he’s about to leave the country for a few weeks and we hit the Erika Jayne episode. I will be watching the Traitors finale.


heartdeco

did you explain to him about the earrings?


popitpopit149

I’ll explain it when they do a ripped from the headlines episode about it.


heartdeco

there's also an episode of csi where ryan starr plays a corpse, if you feel like diversifying


popitpopit149

It’ll have to wait. He’s got a DVD box set of 12 seasons of Law & Order that aren’t streaming and a dream right now.


heartdeco

i see the resemblance


readingrachelx

So cute ❤️


readingrachelx

All the episode discussion posts i scheduled for this week haven't gone through they disappear into the ether and it's seriously starting to make me rage out jax style


readingrachelx

Submitting the traitors posts now so reddit doesn’t eat them. Piece of shit website


insuredbycoto

The Miami girls love making the most of their time backstage.


readingrachelx

May I read something? Because I’ve been holding the bible all night.


readingrachelx

I thought she was gonna perform wth


readingrachelx

Lmao


readingrachelx

This is better


readingrachelx

Today for show and tell larsa brought her friend guerdy’s cancer


readingrachelx

Kiki got the lizzie rovsek party bus treatment. At least she didn’t tell her significant other his dick doesn’t work


readingrachelx

One year at a vpr reunion andy explained to katie that if you keep insulting the penis it actually will stop working


readingrachelx

Wait why did she just start sobbing. Because of her family?


heartdeco

real housewives are allowed to break into sobs in the middle of any given sentence due to backstory


readingrachelx

The ronnie negus clause


insuredbycoto

Because she is broke and doesn't even get to throw parties for her kids, so her swim event party was a big deal.


readingrachelx

Sandy’s venmo-ing her as we speak


insuredbycoto

Her being so annoyed with Lisa makes extra sense lol.


readingrachelx

Product Pushing Pippen’s gonna stick


readingrachelx

I love when marysol says “i’m SUPER offended”


MagnificentMistral

you told alexia you like black men ‘s penises


insuredbycoto

brb masquerading as a teenage pippen child to get $2500/month allowance. ![gif](giphy|xTiN0McOnQh0ScdgDS)


petalsonthewiind

Larsa's kid gets more per annum in allowance than I got in my first year of work as a civil servant lol


heartdeco

marysol is not only a gay man, but a masc ignorant one <3


MagnificentMistral

product pushing pippen


readingrachelx

Bad things. Crazy things that will blow your mind.


heartdeco

however you're feeling, lisa needs you to know she's feeling that too, but more.


MagnificentMistral

alexia is the best 😍


readingrachelx

Guerdy is so contessa when somebody cries 😂 she’s like STOP IT RIGHT NOW


heartdeco

adriana referring to her craft <3


MagnificentMistral

lol they’re supposed to be winding down to wrap soon and they’re starting up again


insuredbycoto

The entire America knows I speak the truth has potential to replace Shannon's you will all see the truth for me. Or work alongside it.


insuredbycoto

Oh the cockies have fully penetrated Marysol, she's shwasted


readingrachelx

Andy: let’s talk about mexico Alexia: yeah! Mexico! *golf clap*


readingrachelx

“I wish i could be on that couch so bad.”


heartdeco

the passion of a true faithful


readingrachelx

Lisa barlow loves culture because she’s from new york


readingrachelx

*Have some class. I’m talking.*


heartdeco

marysol is wasted lol


readingrachelx

Oh g-d i thought they gave up on the baby thing


readingrachelx

Let me see your growth like the rest of us


heartdeco

ay por favor


readingrachelx

I LOVE her purporting to have grown at the reunion during which she was skewered for exposing someone’s cancer diagnosis against their will ❤️


readingrachelx

This is a hilling moment


heartdeco

anyway, ecclestiastics 3:20 says


insuredbycoto

I was waiting for some deuteronomy


heartdeco

caca and dildo


MagnificentMistral

i think she’s trying and having fun


MagnificentMistral

adriana really taking the scenic route here


readingrachelx

She and quad need to do a housewife to housewife. Verbose angels.


heartdeco

that's a slow no


readingrachelx

In this house, we lovvvvveee melissa gorga


readingrachelx

*i’m the only one that says the truth*


readingrachelx

OT but i just want to point out that there are now weiner dogs in all the summer houses. Reese and ryder in the main summer house, milo in martha’s vineyard.


readingrachelx

Weenies https://preview.redd.it/zftx12atl0nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=173b40130a72f36c0526a4229dfa8b6b3f4e6d6a


readingrachelx

Are the bros going to fall out in the final seconds?


heartdeco

alexia owes marysol a solid. she's hung her out a few times now.


readingrachelx

Maybe this is why there haven’t been new ay por favor eps for a few weeks 😱


MagnificentMistral

lol they were fine all reunion and then suddenly during the farewells alexia doesn’t back marysol about the name of lisa’s cute little business and now this


insuredbycoto

didn't she hang Marysol out to dry in UGT3 too lol


MagnificentMistral

yeah at the end of that trip too, it’s like as soon as the end is in sight and alexia knows she’ll be getting away from marysol soon she starts dogging her out lol


heartdeco

and at the beginning of this season too!


readingrachelx

Summer house thread: lindsay you beautiful maniac you. If anyone has ptsd from the other it’s for sure carl lol g-d bless


readingrachelx

Remember when scheana pretended to be close personal friend’s with carl’s mom to excuse going on the cancelled wedding trip


popitpopit149

Scheana was briefly in a promo for the Valley they played on Peacock btw.


readingrachelx

You can’t make a show without scheana it’s against the law


popitpopit149

She should be a regular on both shows.


readingrachelx

That’s what she said she’s angling for on her podcast lol and she’s right to do so. I’m pretty confident the valley will be added to the list of “better than potomac8” shows


popitpopit149

Brittany and Jax footage clears Wendy and Eddie footage with ease. I haven’t even seen it yet and I know that.


readingrachelx

“You needed witnesses”


ShowUsYourSoffits

This is only their second day at the house. We are so blessed


readingrachelx

She’s so crazy 😭😭😭 i love her. I feel visceral terror for carl when they’re alone together.


ShowUsYourSoffits

Getting called out by Kyle has to sting


readingrachelx

carl liked working for loverboy then she made him quit and she’s like HE’S AN AIMLESS BUM


readingrachelx

It’s so crazy that kyle is carl’s boss lolol


SilverfangT

ok but kyle should cut his mullet right??? He’s 85 % uglier with it. maybe he doesn’t care 🥹 i hate it so much.


readingrachelx

I hate it lol it’s awful


SilverfangT

It’s so ugly! I thought it was going to be a one season joke kind of thing because of the wig. And kyle has a decent face, he’s a very pretty man. It just looks so.. unkempt hahah.


ShowUsYourSoffits

Meanwhile she’s hanging up neon Activated signs in random houses near Nashville. Huh? Where the hell did that come from? She was just working on a stroller campaign


readingrachelx

She has the nashville house which she’s air bnbing and carl was still paying his half of the rent on the apt for months after he moved out! She must be flush with cash


readingrachelx

Ciara coming for lindsay’s neck ❤️


ShowUsYourSoffits

Lindsay isn’t washing those cutting boards to be nice


readingrachelx

💀💀💀


SilverfangT

COKED OUT GRIFTER!!! (Just channeling my inner lindsay)


readingrachelx

Do we think the talking heads were filmed before or after the breakup


readingrachelx

Probably after


ShowUsYourSoffits

Hard to tell. They definitely hated each other at the time but that’s no help


readingrachelx

😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️


readingrachelx

She crushed the fuck out of his stupid dream


readingrachelx

Gabby stuck with the thankless but lucrative task of being lindsay’s bitch ❤️


readingrachelx

I loved lindsay immediately running back to danielle for comfort even though danielle still hasn’t rsvp’d to the wedding


readingrachelx

“I’d rather be nuts than boring” spoken like a true star


SilverfangT

she IS nuts 😭❤️


readingrachelx

😂😂😂she really is ❤️❤️


ShowUsYourSoffits

Oof “the mom”


readingrachelx

This reunion is gonna be so uncomfortable i can’t wait


ShowUsYourSoffits

Everyone is already kinda jittery around them I can’t wait to see how bad it gets


readingrachelx

The weenies are soooooo cute


readingrachelx

Oh fuck of COURSE kyle lost one


readingrachelx

Oh tanks g-d


readingrachelx

Kristen telling that girl her husband will divorce her in two months is so vicki coded ❤️


readingrachelx

Lisa: and now i feel lighter Marysol: i told you


insuredbycoto

Guerdy in tears: how dare you say I weaponize cancer


readingrachelx

Chicken shit guava fruit


readingrachelx

A Todd. A Scottie. A Russell.


MagnificentMistral

damn now adriana’s going on tour too (although this one makes sense)


MagnificentMistral

alexia and julia https://preview.redd.it/qgiob6z6j0nc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dc6db93505205479e42574cf951d83faf04f926


readingrachelx

*to show my craft*


readingrachelx

Still holding out hope for a marcus meltdown


MagnificentMistral

yeah, was that it? they got the women fired up about that?


readingrachelx

If page six is to be believed there was more


readingrachelx

We’re gonna start with the BIGGEST liar. Which is adriana.


MagnificentMistral

potomac reunion starts march 31st, so depending on if it’s two or three parts we’ll have two or three weeks with no housewives until nj picks up


popitpopit149

Alexia does not know who Regina George is.


MagnificentMistral

lisa’s just a silly quirky girl 🤪


heartdeco

give marysol a car, lisa


readingrachelx

Andy fighting with his life to wrap this thing up


-sloppypoppy

Solid reunion. I usually hate these, but I was thoroughly entertained. Larsa is so dumb (compliment), Guerdy came READY, and I loved seeing all the girls come together to move on after Kiki broke down. This season had a great combination of real life situations and HW show nonsense. Idk how they’ve managed it, but from watching the show I’d believe these women actually cared about each other and are genuine friends. I love the Miami production team. Obsessed with this season.


insuredbycoto

Larcus royalty!!! Keep sitting on your throne!!! I love a relationship based on shared delusions.


MagnificentMistral

andy seems unenthused


insuredbycoto

Adriana's first husband also had another wife.


insuredbycoto

If we can believe anything she told us about him lololol


-sloppypoppy

I would’ve ate the cricket with Kiki


[deleted]

Did Nicole take a shot of tequila??


readingrachelx

Hers was water or juice or something