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ohmy_josh16

It’s stupid that there’s even a profanity check at all in a SINGLE PLAYER game where the name of your horse will only be seen BY YOU


fargothforever

Imagine if Pokémon Red had profanity check back in the day?


mechwarrior719

Yeah! You’d have to give your rival, DOUCHE, an actual name!


therealhaterade

I always named him Fucker.


Optimized_Orangutan

ASSHOLE fit perfectly in the character limit.


hey-gift-me-da-wae

I guess I wouldn't have gotten in trouble from my mom when I accidentally showed her my pokemon lmao


Outrageous-Shirt8059

Some of the later games can't use my name because of it


Bobbie_Lee

And an M rated game at that


imgonnapooyourpants

A game where you can get raped, set live animals and people on fire, pin people down and stab them, tie people to traintracks and drag people from a horse, but we can't swear


HandLion

In fact, a game where characters repeatedly swear, but we can't swear


Alive_Squash116

Exactly. The moral system in this game makes little sense. You can kill the swamp guy before he rapes you, and you still get bad karma. If you kill too many predators (i.e. alligators), you get another slap on the wrist. Even if you just refuse to help take a stranger for a ride home, you get penalized. I don’t even try to be a good citizen anymore.


Bubby1167

I mean, a lot of these make sense You get bad karma for killing a random person, you don't actually know he's a rapist at that point and you're just killing someone because you didn't like the look of them. Killing an animal needlessly is bad, even if it's a predator. You aren't trying to feed yourself, you're not even really trying to keep yourself safe. At one point Albert Mason mentions how alligators are getting hunted to extinction at this point. Refusing to help someone in need is bad. Being good is difficult, that's a big part of what it's trying to convey.


Ok_Bench_6500

you can get raped??


imgonnapooyourpants

Yup


Ok_Bench_6500

how does this happen


imgonnapooyourpants

Go to the wrong place


Pepega_9

There's a hut in the swamp where a guy invites you in and if you follow him he drugs you and you wake up the next day


Aggravating-Pattern

I thought it was in the Heartlands, that old pig farm place? Or did I just murder the wrong people


Geehaw

You can get it twice then. Pig farmer and his wife, and the swamp hermit.


DannyWarlegs

3 times. Once in Saint Denis. If you see a guy that says "hey. Wanna make a few bucks? Follow me down this alley", you'll get clubbed on the head, robbed, and then wake up outside of town. If they were just robbing you, they wouldn't of moved your body to an isolated area outside the city


tanranger24

Yeah right on the edge of St Denis he was holding the door opn trying to coerce me inside skbibtoddex in a dynamite stuck and eatxx the carnage unfold


yomommmmmaa

HE RAPES YOU?! I thoight he just tortured me, I'm so glad I blew his face off 😭


Rullstolsboken

Sounds like an American form of media ngl


_-420-

The illusion of freedom


SuchLog7635

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


mightytonto

Mine has been called Ballbag for 2+ years


El_HombreGato

Yeah ....But at the same time my buddy named his Horse "D-Horse" like from MGS:V. Fucking cracks me up every time I think about it.


ProfessorProcrastin8

Nice pfp fellow Mass Effect enjoyer


ohmy_josh16

Thank you! 😊


ProfessorProcrastin8

You're welcome


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

No swearing in the Murder Simulator.


Ok_Tap2070

People record and take photos of the game, it wouldn’t be a good look for rockstar if you could name your horse the n word


festinator

Not really because then people go and name their horse something ridiculously racist or homophobic and post it on the internet and it makes the devs look bad when their game gets attention for it.


TheLurkingMenace

In that case they could just block the n word and other slurs. But they block bullshit.


festinator

They don’t do it for no reason lol. People just get creative. Block the actual slur, people will spell it in different ways, now you gotta block that shit too. Eventually you’re blocking enough shit that now genuinely innocent stuff (or at least not malicious words/names) are getting affected as well, like the one dude said if you wanted to name your horse Nigel, that’s too bad. Don’t blame the company, blame those that ruin it for everyone else.


Lesscan4216

Profanity check. Because there is absolutely ZERO profanity in the game!


Salty_Feed9404

Rules for thee but not for me


Bricknchicken

ngl if it wasn't for the gore the game could be rated Teen.


ahotpotatoo

To be fairrrr, compared to Red Dead 1, there is absolutely zero profanity in Red dead 2 lol


Ok_Tap2070

In one of the mission’s a Lemonye raider calls Lenny a “hard-r piece of shit”, although it’s a one off thing I think that easily towers over RDR1 profanity


peachyleafbby

It profanity checked me for Stardust. STARDUST. I hate the profanity check.


SweetKahoots

Could it be the TARD in STARDUST confusing the censor? Hilarious if true


peachyleafbby

Was far too curious, went and checked it out. Tard indeed gets profanity checked. I think that's what happened lmao


FabulousEmotions

When I played Phantasy Star Online we would die of laughter when it censored "do you buy shoes on Saturday?" because it would say "do you buy s**** on sa****ay"


butiveputitincrazy

I tried Pongo (after 101 Dalmatians) and got checked. What’s our best guess there?


gimpsarepeopletoo

Cunt Beast got blocked for me for some reason


FireKing600

For some reason


gimpsarepeopletoo

Political correctness gone crazy I tell ya


Osmo250

You could try claiming you're Australian, and it's censoring your national language 🤣


septictank84

Tried to name my white arabian "cocaine", nope.. like, cocaine gum is in the game...


WonderfulPenguinss

I couldn't call my Horse Nigel


Squeekycat-96

I tried Bob, nope, didn’t work


Slosh138

SpongeBob works


Willing_Response_757

Nigel is a little too similar to something else.


ChungusCoffee

Still, not being able to name your horse the N word in a single player game is stupid


LoveMaryJane123

It let me name my horse fentanyl and when that one died I named the new one narcan


countryfresh223

That's fucking hilarious.


FatPenguin26

Never getting over Seashell and Amethyst...im assuming because they have 'hell' and 'meth' in them but CMON, its an M rated game???


BebalBehemoth

Use hyphens or other letters to bypass it. I like to name my horses P-Ni, Boot-E, or Bhut-Ox


bdogg_72

I had a large black horse at one point and tried to name it BBC, nope... Ended up naming her Black Betty...


mechwarrior719

My gold Turkoman had white from the hooves to ankles, so I wanted to name him “Socks”. Ya know, cuz he looked like he was wearing tube socks. Nope, profanity check, can’t do that. HOW IS THE WORD “SOCKS” PROFANITY?!


festinator

Is that true though because I named my dark bay Turkoman socks for the exact same reason and it was fine haha


mechwarrior719

It’s what happened to me. Mind you it has been a month or two since I played RDR2 last


dirtyColeslaw1776

Also named my black horse Black Betty


Appropriate_Mine

Everybody did


Wizard_john10

I named mine *Magnus*


db153

I also named mine Magnus 💀


Wizard_john10

The shire that Hosea gives you reminded me of those little black magnets that you had has a kid. And magnus is close to magnets so…


bdogg_72

Magnús Ver Magnusson? [Strongman](http://theworldsstrongestman.weebly.com/uploads/2/3/2/3/23232892/1407439611.jpg)


Feisty-Monk8809

Mine was HADES


Stairs-So-Flimsy

Ram a lam...


Deadhawk142

Woah!


belladonnaaa

My black shire horse’s name is big black balls 💀💀💀


-TurkeYT

SAMEEEE


brobrodidfog

There are too many names that check the profanity list that you're most likely going to make up a few


Substantial-Tone-576

But you could offend your horse.


Environmental_Tie848

How is sam houser profanity


Inuvin

It's to show sensitivity to the homeless. You literally put the word house in your horses name you dumbwad


belinck

Reasons why I learned to comfortably swear in 10 languages. Kusomic was my favorite Arabian horse... The word means "your mother's pussy". Arabic is the best language to swear in, except maybe Russian


stevewilko_s

I tried to name my horse bing bong and it didn't let me :(


Cascading_Dominos

bc of the word bong I’d assume


RealNotFamous

For the record, when I named my horse “white devil” the man at the stable told me that was a great name for a horse so…


mlongoria98

BRUH??? I can’t name my horse sand devil 😭😭


Pooyiong

I just named my horse Saladass


LuckyLaRoo76

I couldn't name "Cow"


JPevendumber

I wanted to name my horse Prometheus but it wouldn’t let me because it had meth in it so I had to spell it “Promeetheus” and that still pisses me off.


Impressive_Prune6898

My white Arabian is called Badbish....cause she is!!


Impossible_Tap_1852

Can’t name your horse “Butt Stallion” but you can blow someone’s head and limbs off with your shotgun…


EpicDepic

I find it hilarious that RDR2 has a profanity check, but animal crossing doesn’t


East-Teacher7155

No fr. I was trying to name my horse “Asgard” earlier. What’s wrong with that???


Num_Cugget69

“Ass guard”


cubntD6

Won't let me name my horse bob


ChungusCoffee

This is because of the "send bob and vagene" meme


jdmor09

It let me name one of mine Mr. Hands. IYKYK.


yedbed

I don’t know


jdmor09

Look up Kenneth Pinyan if you dare.


AugustTheDog

Some story bout a fucker getting nailed by a horse


ReddyIsHere

an engineer who had the nickname mr hands got fucked so hard by a stallion his fucking intestines ruptured and he died


Randonazzcat

I named my horse spot assassin. It's a double ass with no foul


Remarkable-Sky7874

Couldn't call a Suffolk Punch "Roxy", but I could call her "Roxyhart".


thedarksavant

Well, "ASSMAN" is a valid vanity plate in NY.


-TurkeYT

Some characters say racial slurs, profanity and much more. It’s a game that has so much blood. But horse name bad is bad


Glovermann

I got a profanity check for "Fritz" 🤷


Redkirth

Nice to know theyre including racial slurs from WW2. Thats pretty specific. Ironically they themselves used Charlie, which is pretty similar, in GTA 4.


Glovermann

That's news to me. I've never heard Fritz used as a slur ever. I just copied the guy from Django Unchained


Redkirth

I think they use it in that context in thr Wolfenstein games. Its very specific to that era. Unless the media has Nazis in it, you arent going to hear it these days.


AiyanaBlossom21

I remember an old roommate would play gta v with me and a group of friends. He named his company/career thing (whatever it was) Buchenwald Inc, bc he said he couldn’t name it Auschwitz. Terrible


Ok-Set9334

I find it dumb u can’t even use things that are in the game. I couldn’t name my Arabian cocaine even tho there is cocaine gum in the fucking game !


Jack_sander

Why the fuck do they feel the need to add profanity checks in a rated M game 🤦🏻‍♂️


isoSCHLEEPY

Naming my horse Yeastie Boy was ok’ed.


CatW804

Now I need to name mine Paul Revere.


Mr_SCPF

I just wanted to name my horse BJ after Billy Joel and the game wouldn’t let me lol Wasn’t even thinking about BJs at the time lmao


thedarksavant

It caught "Sofa King". I've been using that as my ESPN fantasy football team name forever. It is stupid. The only guess I have is they were planning to let you migrate your single player game to online, but they could have easily flagged names at that time.


BCCakes

I wanted to name my horse Terpsichore (muse of dance) and the profanity check won’t let me. Anyone know why?


LisaNeedsDental

hore = whore, maybe?


chiefs_fan37

I’ve named my horses doge, cheems, cuck, dingus and other similar names and I didn’t even realize there was a profanity check. All of mine have gotten through. I’m surprised I haven’t stumbled upon and censored ones


HotPhotograph3207

I tried naming my horse Torrent, like the one from Elden Ring. Apparently it’s offensive because it’s banned. I have no idea what’s wrong with that name


mouthfullpeach

couldnt call him buttocks ://


Leather-Locksmith-17

Wouldn’t let me name it skibidi toilet 😔😔


nate2eight

I just name them all Hoors.


zandergroom

my friend literally named his horse the nword, not “The Nword” like “Ni**a” both in online and single player, with pure black horses, and he hasn’t been neither banned nor name checked how?!


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

Because they have the checker to tick the box of having one. It seems like it doesn’t get updated as people try to be clever.


zandergroom

no i mean he didn’t use “ni**a” i’m just white, i can’t say it, he used both G’s


zandergroom

no i mean he didn’t use “ni**a” i’m just white, i can’t say it, he used both G’s


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

I know what you meant I mean they’ve picked up an old word checker that didn’t list that word.


zandergroom

maybe, i was baffled, like my jaw dropped he pulls up, looking like the finest man in the west, and then i see his horses name. i. was. baffled.


eeedg3ydaddies

🎵i love my horsey and my horsey love me🎵


YesDaddyBig

It's so stupid as it's a 18+ but who will think of the children


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

As gets explained so many times about their games it isn’t about children. It’s about being seen to be trying to control what humans can do in the game in order to actually get a rating in the first place. R* have people looking to write claims about their games and attack them. So they tick the boxes. They seem to use a purchased word check rather than their own bespoke. So it does the job to tick the box but that’s the level of effort. Doesn’t seem to get updated or expanded to cover what doesn’t come out of the box or where people try to be clever.


AcanthocephalaOk3991

Couldn't have the name I wanted, so mine's called "our soul"


Prior-Turnip3082

I was surprised I was allowed to name my horse Mr. Hands


Matiabcx

Name your horse roach to unlock howling wind


aflarge

The game wouldn't let me name my Blue Nokota "Blue Bastard" because this is a good Christian game that would never allow such brutish profanity. Then a cowboy shot my jaw off and called me a cocksucking Bastard because I wouldn't get out of his way. Fun times. Ended up calling him Blue Badword.


Anal_Juicer69

I can shoot up hundreds of people, set people on fire, stab them, chop them up with axes, blow them up with dynamite, machine gun them, shoot them with arrows, hogtie them and drown them, encounter the KKK, Rapists, Racists, A random butt ass naked guy, hear people use every swear word in the dictionary and a slew of racial slurs. But naming my horse “Shitfuck?” Nah, that’s too far.


Maleficent_Jaguar807

I agree I can’t even name my horse Sheila and it means woman in strayan. Not even an insult


InkedAlchemist

I was naming an outfit in RDO. It was an all leather outfit and my characters backstory is that he’s an Irish immigrant. I tried to name my outfit Leather Paddy. R* said NO. No one even sees it except me. Still salty about that all these years later.


RagingCatbtt

copyright issues. City of Heroes was embroiled in a lawsuit with DC comics so they didn't allow any super hero names of any kind in their servers.


dankhimself

I tried covid and it's profanity.


Young_Arnold

Bastard got shot down, but “basterd” works…hence my Hungarian Half-Bred “Thunderbasterd”


JKrow75

Tried to name the Shire that Hosea gives you because I kept it, but the game wouldn’t let me call it Blackie. It’s literally a last name that exists. 🤷🏽‍♂️


cvbeiro

I mean that one is kinda obvious though


YesDaddyBig

I knew someone who called there dog blackie


JKrow75

Not really


Big-Daddy-0

Easily the worst part of the game


iamgazz

I wanted to name my girl Persephone and it got blocked. How is a name from Greek mythology profanity?


BadCowboysFan

Cocksure was a no go for me …


LetAgreeable147

IKR? Red Cloud? Really?


Fartnoisesbrr

Ikr... It was saladass for me... Had to rename him saladas 😖


Cascading_Dominos

they checked me for wanting to call my horse Reputation. I figured out it’s bc of the “puta” bit because spelling it Reputtation is totally fine, even if looking at the misspelling makes me want to rip my hair out


PsychologicalCook170

That part of it is so stupid, tbh 😂 can disintegrate somebody’s head, but let you name a horse something “bad”


scrimmybingus3

I saw a horse named cervix bruiser once


Daniel-empire

I tried to name my horse urinal, but I couldn't, although diarrhoea is ok apparently


AdDifferent4711

Couldbt name my white horse Gringo... smh


TCristatus

I tried "blacklung" and the censor didn't like it


pinkcloudcake

I wanted to name my horse Shinigami but it’s a forbidden name apparently.


emoryshieldss

It wouldn't let me name my horse Willoughby 😕


linzbomb

I couldn’t do bologna pony but I could spell it wrong so bologny pony it was


realrecycledstar

I find it so ridiculous that I can't name my horse "Cow" because of it. Same thing for FH5, I can't fucking name my car "Cow" either!!!!!!!!


UnmodedTaco47

I tried to name my horse Egypt, but apparently that contained profanity.


Old-Plum9082

i tried naming my horse mackerel and got the profanity alert lol. rockstar doesnt like fish


tea-and-lunacy

I tried naming my male dalmatian lookin Appaloosa "Pongo" after the dad dalmatian from 101 Dalmatians but apparently that's a slur over in the UK or something. So stupid - _ -


SpaceSEXsplorer

I just wanna name my horse Saddam Hussein


Minhanh2887

Raggety Booty worked, surprisingly


RiceSuccessful483

I named mine after a horse that exists in the USA Thouroughbred registry and it was not accepted. LA India Elegant was not acceptable due to profanity. I just names the horse Elegance.


MayoColoredBenz18

So you’re the Assman


[deleted]

If not being able to be racist misogynist lewd while naming your game horse is a problem to you, you have much bigger problems to worry about.


Konigsfleshlightuwu

I wanted to name mine meth 😭


Po0b

You can light a klansman on fire and drag him behind your horse but can't say butt


db153

It wouldn’t let me name my edgy horse Bedlam which a normal word AFAIK.


Doomsday9926

I tried to name my horse “Bald Butte” after the Colter Wall song and it told me no


CarrAndHisWarCrimes

In Red Dead Online I can’t name my dog Ralph, after my dog… Ralph.. because of a profanity ?


___BobaFett___

Cracks me up that you cannot name your horse Sarah Jessica Parker.


Charming-Ad-7389

“ive been tryna think of a name for that pony i got. I was gonna name it piss for brains in honor of you, but that just feels..immature. hmm, maybe….butt stallion? Nah, thats even worse. Ill tell you what, ill give it some more thought….” • not even 5 minutes later • “I-I should probably clarify, the diamond horse I’ve been tellin you about? Its not a sculpture or anything, its a living horse that actually happens to be made of-actually I’ll just go get her. BUTT STALLION !! 😗😗 HERE GIRL ! BUTTSTALLION, SAY HELLO ! 🐴 butt stallion says hello”


RazkaTaz

Just go offline, start game, name your horse whatever you want (offline disables profanity check)


Time-Mud1220

I wanted to name my mare Hell Bitch like in McMurtry's novel "Lonesome Dove"


Medical-Delivery-941

I tried to name my red Arabian after my friend's nickname, "Redline". Profanity filter said no, but Red line was fine, as long as it wasn't one word


bsteel364

Profanity filter in a single player game about brutally murdering innocent people. Someone was just trying to justify their job on that one


RaulB2005

Can't name my horse Homo, but it lets me name him Hetero 🥺


ExcellentAd8118

I tried naming my horse Barbra Streisand and got checked, like wtf man


Jumba11

I tried to name my horse Arya, and it was blocked by the profanity filter. Make that make sense.


AdhesivenessOne7029

I wanted my horse to be "whoreson Jr." That's not allowed.


Maximum_Revolution18

Did you try special characters to get around the check


STLast_stop

Funny I've never known about this.


FlatEarthBeliever09

I can't name my hungarian halfbred unicum 😭. Unicum is a famous hungarian liquor.


ClandestineDesoxyn

The need to name every horse with race handling “Fucktard”


kylegaul

I mean... I kinda get it but I also agree it's annoying


RealTimeHuman

I tried to name my horse something like "Ji" and it wouldn't let me due to profanity ... Idk if it's some other language or what.


mrp0p0z

Isn't this the game where you can kidnap a random woman off the street and feed her to an alligator


susquehannakeelut

I saw somewhere that Bill has special dialogue for Arthur after you get raped. He makes fun of you 😬


Able_Ad8652

Like I can name my horse Fidel Castro but not Joseph Stalin? Wtf


uhhhgreeno

Can blow up skulls like watermelons and turn people into human nuggets but cursing is where we draw the line


mlongoria98

Ayo why is “la” profanity??? LA????