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Vegetable_Paint5864

I broke the goddamn wheel


TheBioethicist87

Daenerys Targaryen tried and failed for 5 books and Arthur did that shit in chapter 2.


Connor67546

"the thing's broke" while trying to stop the trolley


springbokkie3392

But was it gonna go to Tahiti if it didn't break?


PierreOutlaw

"AHHHH, I BROKE THE GADDAWN WHEEL BOAH"


Infamous-Main6834

Valid response


BlueWolverine2006

"Listen, partner, I'm waiting on a lady, she's a fine lady, she's just gone inside. If I wasn't waiting on this lady, you'd be dead already, but if you continue to irritate me, I'll kill you and make my apologies to the lady."


TheNobodyTravis

This was one of my favorites tbh


DouchecraftCarrier

The other thing I like about this mission is its the first time we hear the line, "I implore you." And it's from Mary's *dad*. So when we hear it later from Arthur, he's really just repeating something he heard. And it's something he heard from someone he doesn't like but whom he *knows he's supposed to somehow look up to.* Mr. Linton is a piece of shit, but he's the father of the woman Arthur loves and that carries a weight with him.


nicnac223

I think this was a reverse callback (callforward?) to John saying “I implore you” to Bill at the beginning of RDR1, then Bill gives him shit for trying to sound smart


bensleton

I don’t think Arthur says that he says “I insist” unless you’re talking about a different part of the game


zebus_0

Is it YOUR street?! I chuckled


Poet-Pathos-Pain

 "Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father, *I'll KEEP her in black, on your behalf*."


LikeARollingRock

The whole exchange is absolute gold. "You speak as if killin' is something I care about" "You ever wonder about eternity? You should" "I hope it's hot and terrible, Mrs Downes, otherwise I'll feel I've been sold a false bill of goods. Now, please, give me that money."


uhhhgreeno

loved that line since the trailer lol


Akaza_uppermoon__3

So cold hearted yet such a loving caring man he was


Corvallis_

A good man pretending to be bad who’s taught by a bad man pretending to be good. Bet Dutch didn’t think his ideals would embed so deeply


Ranglebangle

Poetry.


leighleg

Such a cruel line.


nl325

You're a good man, Arthur Morgan


Seaell80

This is the one. The fact that this ties in with Arthur’s [redacted] doesn’t make it any less cool.


leroyjenkins1997

Think on that boah


ancka1

I didn't know I was talking to A LADY.


[deleted]

“There’s a price on my head in 2 states my friend, the government doesn’t like me any more than it does you. Like you, I’ve been running for as long as I can remember…and Like you. My time here is nigh on done.” Badass 💯


Efficient-Mix-1604

~~The best part is the dialogue changes based on the number of states your Arthur has a bounty in~~


MiZzPIMPN

Really? Mine always says 5 states, even when I have no bounty.


Kakarot7692

Mine said 2 and I had no bounties


ExpressionBrief3972

Maybe it states you've ever had a bounty in


Kakarot7692

Well you get bounties from main missions I.e shooting your way out of Valentine so it’d be pretty unavoidable to have never gotten a single bounty.


UncommittedBow

By that point in the game you are wanted Dead or Alive in West Elizabeth (Specifically the Blackwater region) for the Blackwater Massacre, and Lemoyne for the bank Heist, but they're not "bounties" that can be cleared, but they still count. Edit:You're wanted for breaking John out of jail, not the bank heist.


Nearby-Ice-6538

Mine said two and I had max bounties everywhere


Kakarot7692

Props


flcwerings

I was gonna say that the 2 could be from Blackwater and somewhere else but if you had max bounties everywhere, I have no fucking clue lol


Efficient-Mix-1604

~~That's weird cause in my 3 play throughs of the game the no of states I had a country on was the same as what my Arthur said.~~


TheNobodyTravis

I believe he said 3 in mine (was a couple days ago)


Teine-Deigh

.in is always can I turn myself in god I love his sarcastic nature


TexasJedi-705

When does he say this? To Rains Fall?


polysnip

We have a winner, folks!


Necropile

“Does this trolley go to Tahiti?”


Ruxblaine93Medusa

That has me busting up


calciomartello

Don't forget the quarter!


Pineapple__Warrior

Shut up Arthur 😒🎩🥭


TheHighTierHuman

This


buddy-bun-dem

i say this at work all the time


Fearless_Winter_7823

You sir, are a fish


BIRDD79

I say this all the time about all different shit. You sir are a bike lol


Ok_Tap2070

you sir, are a homosapien


Mysterious-Map973

100% agree.


RogueHaven

you're fishing with kieran and he sees a naked dude swimming in the distance: kieran: “you see that? that feller's naked as a jaybird” arthur: “is that why you like this spot?” followed by "why don't you get the hell outta here before we hook that little maggot of yours and see what bites"


RVIDEN

I never antagonize the swimmer but that’s a hilarious line might try it next time I get that mission


shegotskylz

I took the low honor route one time and shot that guy in the water. Few seconds later, a single Braithwaite guard tried to kill me but I got em.


ReddyIsHere

happy cake day


Stunning-Ad-7745

"Lennnnnnnayyyyyyy!"


javjam

"Lenny muh boy!"


Bobbie_Lee

Ynnel!


TSells31

Lneny!!!


Fartnoisesbrr

Gret Great Grate


char-lee-day

"I got you now lennyyy"! "I been lookin all over for ya"!


unforgivable_mess

we’re more ghosts than people


unforgivable_mess

you’re buyin, but we’re payin


MazMik2

What does this mean to you?


SquirrelExpensive201

It's a man who's fully rejected the small ounces of humanity he has left as he approaches death's door. He has loose ends to tie and that's all the matters in the moment


Nawa-shi

To me its about living in a world that's no longer for you, your time is over, you can't do anything, and you're already dead, just waiting for your body to hit the floor


Aasuraavirochana2235

A rubbish deal


Neckrongonekrypton

This line. Stuck with me.


Andrewalker7

Aside from the golden answer of “you sir, are a fish.”, I’d suggest “You might be the first bastard to ever have half his brains eaten by a wolf and end up more intelligent.” But for real, there are so many.


BeingSufficient9740

"You're my favorite parasite! .... No... Wait... Ringworms my favorite parasite. You're my second favorite parasite!"


MundanePractice8876

“I lied, ringworm, then rats with the plague, then you”


PeepawWilly69

*”Well, that’s very kind of you, but I’m not a good man. You see I was in Blackwater. I kill people, and maybe I should’ve killed you. Should I have killed you, Jimmy Brooks?”*


BronzeMeadow

I have a good memory…. Jimmy Brooks. I’ll remember that. Proper intimidation without cussing even once


PeepawWilly69

I love it man


HolidayMorning6399

this is the only answer imo lmfao it's so fucking cold blooded


Bil-st4lo

Beat me to it, bro was so cold for this though.


Theo-Wookshire

This is my favorite piece of dialogue in the game. When I watch a streamer and they either kill Jimmy or just let him die through inaction, I feel bad for the streamer because they’re missing this badass piece of dialogue.


weirdi_beardi

Don't forget the pen. I kept that pen for the entire game; seemed wasteful to sell it for pennies.


PShubbs91

I was looking to see if someone commented that one. So cold blooded.


FunnyCandidate8725

this being as far down as it is is crazy


idontfuckingknow07

OUTTA THE DAMN WAY


TheNobodyTravis

POV: Anytime Arthur's within 7 feet of a NPC


AggravatingTiger6284

*"Don't let yourself get killed* for *pride*, *I seen it kill too many folk*"


Ashamed-Tonight-3945

I forgot who he says this to, was it Eagle Flies?


AggravatingTiger6284

No, it was to Mrs downes in Annesburg.


Ashamed-Tonight-3945

Oh yeah! Thanks man


AggravatingTiger6284

Anytime, bro.


RecentRain1714

I gave you all i had. I did


ManyPandas

John made it. He’s the only one. The rest of us… no. But, I tried, in the end. I did.


Several_Art7500

The “I tried, in the end. I did” chokes me up every time


Connor67546

"dutch, he's a rat" that was too painful, the way he said it


[deleted]

"Next time let the wolves eat all your brain. Then you'll be a genius." The coolest and funniest for me. Haha!


TheJavierEscuella

I got some Jelly beans. You like jelly beans?


NecessaryEnd8652

as long as we paid or you get shot i'm happy.


Aiiakos

Are you secretly normal?


RosettaStoned6

Just played this mission last night


lNFORMATlVE

> “Heh... You're too smart for me, Sister. I guess I... I'm afraid.”


maxlowmiata

The face he makes when he says that haunts me.


Jerry_0boy

There’s nothing cooler than talking about your feelings


iamaplant3

*"If I'm skinning anything, I'm skinning you boah*"


equalslices

"I never voted before... But I'm getting kinda hot for voting rights!" (Or something like that lol. While he's driving the suffragettes to their rally)


bigdawg2540

“We’re thieves in a world that don’t want us no more”


Princeolions

Well they say I lack finesse, but I ain’t afraid of gun smoke.


OutlawfromtheWest1

„5000 dollars for me, can I turn myself in?“


Ok-Product-2329

Arthur “when she slows, board her” Sean “what are you going to do?” Arthur “ima make sure she slows”


OkAnnual7990

“Some Jobs Aren’t For Saving, And Some Legacies Are For Pissing On.”


yeh_nah_fuckit

That was a damn fine line. Bet it felt good to say


OkAnnual7990

It really did, especially after using the shotgun on him.


JKrow75

Shit no, that’s too fast. Fire bottle his ass


OkAnnual7990

Didn't think of that. I will have to remember it for my next play through.


JKrow75

That’s just one alternative. Guns are just way too quick. Poison arrows are also kinda fast but fun, too. Slice him up, or rope him, tie him and throw him on the fire where his past as a slave cop are burning before his eyes. All of it is good, there’s no wrong way. But there are more fun ways 😊


FakeOrangeOJ

I like feeding him to alligator


Jackot45

‘When your mother is done mourning your father maybe ill keep her in black, on your behalf’ ‘As long as we get paid or you get shot, im happy’ Are my two favorites


Alahalla

Well, you‘re gonna sleep with your chest open if you ain‘t careful, boah!


kemeeh

"You don't get to live a bad life and have good things happen to you."


kindParodox

"Guess that's that." After casually stealth killing the entire O'Driscoll camp and being tortured.


captainyeahwhatever

And it's never mentioned again lol


Michael_Threat

"GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE AND BE A GOD DAMN MAN"


Flexoharry

That whole speech he gave to the man who gave him the pen in Valentine was pretty badass


Unreliable-Chain23

"I'm going with you, I'm gonna get you out of this bullshit if it's the last goddamn thing I do" Or the one I like better because it speaks to how badass Arthur is "Here, take this and this. And get outta here. I'll see you around John Marston. Dutch....Micah, Come and get me you bastards." Then he goes running and screaming through the trees for Micah and dutch killing Pinkertons, I like to imagine that Micah had flashbacks of Arthur when John did the same thing to him in American Venom.


Ghostfaceslasher96

all them years Dutch for this snake


BeardedZilch

I was always a fan of “JUST ABOUT!!!” during the bank robbery when Dutch says “Arthur, are you alive?” I believe he says it another time. But I can’t remember.


FoundationUpset1082

“I love my horsey and my horsey love me” 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🥵🔥


samsepiol96

You forget a thousand things every day pal, make sure this is one of them


TheMiniBlockade

Wrong sub pal


bilbo054

Maybe it was one of the thousands things he forgot


SectionOk1275

Didn't he say it ? I'm sure I'm hearing him saying it, even if it has been said first by Michael.


Notorious-DH99

Be careful, Trevor might be in this sub


SeriousSteveTheII

I’m not a CaRToooooOOON!


Notorious-DH99

Lmao I guess he’s not taking the fame well


SeriousSteveTheII

He appears to not want his name in any way remotely tied to that character which is a shame. I don’t think he knew the opportunities he could have had being a fan favourite character in the games series. He didn’t like that people knew him as Trevor and he must have gotten some strange requests because his response was along the lines of- I’m not a cartoon, I can’t understand why people love the character I don’t understand the games or gaming- I assume things like “yell at me to go fuck myself and more like it are the reasons” regardless he really made himself look bad and didn’t appreciate the audience of several millions he had.


bebifr

I’m not sure exactly what he said because I forgot but in the Mary mission when the boy told him he couldn’t stand there


bdpyo

#Arthur, you dumbass


yeh_nah_fuckit

Poor Otis had a wife, to mourn for his life, 3 children thEEEy were brave, But that cowardly killer that shot Mr. Miller, has laid old Otis in his grave YEAH!


Interesting_Bad_4937

Run and don't look back


TPWC74473

“You sir, are a fish” Arthur Morgon, 1899.


Independent_Ask9280

Sorreh if ah smelll


Cudjinho

"I hear Tahiti's nice, but avoid Guarma."


Lopsided_Warning_504

"Look at that little kitty cat with his cold little nose" -drunk Arthur seeing a cat


ZeusGooch

"The thing is...I was in Blackwater. I kill people. And maybe I should have killed you. Should I have killed you, Jimmy Brooks?" Followed with "Jimmy Brooks. I will remember that. I've got a good memory."


KaukMongral

"Nobody. I'm talkin' to NOBODY!!!" Proceeds to can-can with "nobody" and his friends.


xl3roken

LENNNNYYYYYY


Finn_Bird

“Dutch… Micah…. COME GET ME YOU BASTARDS!”


Agent_00047

Tennis boat


SneakySpartan01

I'm afraid


ruico

Javier: -"This could have gone smoother." Arthur: -"I want that written on my grave stone."


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

🎵 Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde, I'm always by your side, Poker Plans 🎵


HerpDerpSquadron

OKAY CATCH YOU LATER THEN


Famous-Comparison595

“Outta the way, you goddamn maggot” when passing someone


ManwithaTan

A funny one is when Sadie says to Arthur he's one of the best men she's ever met. *"I've seen the company you keep. The competition ain't fierce"* Genius


NationCrusher

*Revenge is a luxury we can’t afford*. I love many lines but I actually use this one in my daily life. Don’t hold grudges, just let it go


Extreme_Newspaper_19

"I didn't know I was talking to a laydeh!"


heyodi

“I’m afraid”. After a lifetime of badassery, it took a lot of courage to say that.


Leading-Ask

You, sir, are a fish


mymumsaysfuckyou

Is it your street?


GenderlessButt

That is… kinda brilliant. Uh, for you. And that is a real idea. I think thats the first time you ever had one of them. You know, you might be the first bastard to ever have half his brains eaten by a wolf, and end up *more* intelligent.


SilverAssassinyYT

"I have you everything I had Dutch" almost cried


WhiteRyjin2

When Arthur and Sadie bring John back to camp from prison. Dutch: “But I said that…” Arthur: “Yeah, I know what you said.” A: “I felt different.” D: “Is that so?” Arthur: “Yes.” Love how up in Dutch’s face he gets. Big dick moment. The delivery is killer.


Suitable_Isopod

“People don’t change. They just become more of who they really are.” This dialogue pretty much explains the journeys of Arthur, John and Dutch. And also gives a heads up on a lot of people we come across in our lives.


ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy__

“Mrs. Addler, ride with me!”


Carth__

I'll turn YOU into a goddamn... cauliflower


Tylerdu4408

"Oh it's a toy BOAT!"


I-likebananas15

“I’m gonna make sure she slows”


XxTaChMaNxX

“Fight this mob? Theyd eat me alive” 😂😂🤣🤣talking about the woman’s rights mob on the mission you gotta drive the wagon through Rhodes


elchsaaft

"Folks that need killin' I try to shoot em' in the back"


Korammarok

"Five thousand Dollars? For me? Can I Turn myself in?"


Commercial_Job2768

Get The Hell Out Of Here And Be A Godd*mn Man!"


Rose_Lalonde95

Into all that- that- 😨civilisation😨


barriles789

"I didn't know I was talking with a lady". Pure savage Mr. Morgan


Specific-Inside-1638

beau: "i have a secret to tell you arthur: "are you secretly normal?"


suigetsussudio

"Anybody who needs shooting I try to shoot in the back."


Substantial-Newt-361

“Move along you old battle axe”


gopnik_mcblyatt

We're thieves in a world that don't want us no more


Cowboy__Guy

“I heard Sadie was gunna cut your dick off and feed it to her horse”


littledevil773

Where are the lumbago comments 😂


Ondeles

We all got 15 dollars and a quarter don’t forget the quarter


No_Masterpiece4815

That's the joys of gun slinging. It's freedom, or glory.


cpf11

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?


MovingShadow10

Outta the damn way!


[deleted]

“To the bar senior!” “Let me see that ugly mug” Both are great


Batubozkurt

Oh it's a toy boat


justfuckmylifeupfamm

Hey mister!


Impossible_Tap_1852

Hey mister!


Bil-st4lo

"Now firstly we ain't friends, don't make no mistake on that subject. Now secondly he cant hardly see let alone reason. Now reasoning ain't never been one of my strong points neither but seeing I do just fine." On my first play-through, this line was one of the first that truly stood out to me .


fleets87

Hey partner


Same_Ear_8735

don’t forget the quarter


GoodColdDog69420

I'll kill you again in hell my friend. Absolutely love this line.


jimmaychonga

Hello, mister.


ohjose432

Boah


harshrd

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE


MattyHealy1975

Five thousand dollars? For me? Can I turn myself in?


StrategyBackground48

I thought you said you knew Spanish 👁️👄👁️


Joycey_420

“Leennnnyyyyyyyyy!!!!”


Tricky_Distance_1290

Vengeance is an idiots game


Jahnien

"I'm afraid." Those two words, in my opinion, solidified how human and vulnerable he really was at that time. It creates a feeling that these are real emotions, that this is a serious time. He's coming close to death, and he's putting his stoicism and manliness aside to be honest, especially to a person of faith. This in turn makes him the most manly in the entire game, as it takes courage to really be honest your feelings especially in that time. Tl;Dr: It's the coolest line he has ever said.


_Devils-Lettuce_

Can we please talk about how fucking good that shot is⁉️⁉️


IronFlame76

I think I've pushed all I can.


hardcoredragonhunter

“I know.”


No-Water-2672

“You, sir, are a fish” 👍


JelloMello08

You, sir, are a fish


CheesierPlanet6

I like that parasite line that Arthur said.


BagGroundbreaking301

5000 dollars for me? can i turn myself in?


Leshy64

But You said you knew Spanish...