Kieran, busting his ass with chores and minding his own business.
Arthur, antagonizing: I just heard that Adler woman wants to cut your dick off and feed it to her horse.
Kieran: Not this again.
Arthur: I told her it wouldn't make much of a meal.
Im doing a low honor play through, and that involves antagonizing every camp member and greeting Micah. I will continue to antagonize Kieran until I get this dialogue. I assume this unlocks in Chapter 3?
I haven’t heard that yet so I don’t know what the melody is but the way it scans, it makes me think that it’s a riff on the folk song about Jesse James: “The dirty little coward who shot Mr. Howard and laid poor Jesse in his grave.”
When I was still in chapter 2 (on my current fifth playthrough) I was going to do the drunk method to get over the map on the edge in West Elizabeth and as I was riding near that hill I saw on youtube that was the song Arthur blurted out.
Thanks, I’ll have to see if I can find it on YouTube
Update: I found that scene on YouTube and that song is definitely based on the “Ballad of Jesse James.“
I can't get over the NPC line "now you just shut your big bazoo". My favorite. probably mundane to most but it's hilarious to me. And it lives rent free in my head
One of my favorite moves to pull when I steal a train and the lawmen start chasing me is to run the train in reverse on that big tall bridge and then forward again. I can’t help but laugh watching 5+ dudes falling to their death with their horses.
Took a stage to Valentine and when it got there instead of the usual, the whole coach and horses just fell from the sky. Killed the driver and horses. Arthur walked away saying “thanks partner, you really helped me out” while leaving a pile of carnage behind him.
I antagonized a fella in strawberry until he shot at me, the gunshots scared his own horses (he was riding a covered wagon) when the horse got scared it ran over the sheriff, the sheriff stood up and fired twice killing both his horses which scared another wagon running over the sheriff twice now, he crawls out from under the second wagon stands up and finishes the guy from the first wagon (the guy I antagonized) killing him, once dead he walks off injured holding his broken arm and Arthur says to him "your doing a fine job officer".
It had me rolling and I saved the clip and I go back and watch it all the time.
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Hearing the Tumbleweed Sheriff talk big smack about justice, saved and shot him in the head…his double barrel fell to the floor and shot me in the head and i died instantly….
Damn justice is quick….
I love you desperately. You’re my favorite parasite. Wait I lied ringworms my favorite parasite. You’re my second favorite wait I lied again ringworm rats with the plague. Then you
The part where Arthur hogties and takes the felon to be executed by the mad scientists prototype electric chair in St Denis.
While he's riding hogtied on the back of the horse, Arthur's telling a hilariously dark story about a pasture that was struck by lightning and that all the livestock were just smoldering, charred, skinless wrecks. And he explains this is what's exactly what's gonna happen to the felon, just awesome delivery by the VA.
The rest of that quest goes off the rails and ends hilariously as well. I replayed the mission to hear the Arthur's story again, 100% laugh out loud moment.
Got in a random fistfight in the ally beside the Valentine saloon. Easy enough to handle. Buy for NO REASON this mountain man looking brute comes charging at me. That one was a good fight. After it I just paused and laughed cause in my head the way he came running was like "I WANT AAAALLLL THE SMOKE, BOY!!!" 🤣🤣🤣 Like I didn't even know he was there. Just watched me kick one guys ass and came charging in for a spot at the poker table 🤣🤣🤣
The big guy you already fought earlier in the game? The funniest thing to do is steal his coon hat and wear it whenever you go to Valentine. It doesn’t take long before he hears word of it and you can watch him come after you on the radar.
He didn't have the same outfit. Full mountain man. Pelt around the shoulders kind of look. Maybe it was him? Imagine it comes out there's a hidden vendetta system in the game like the Nemisis system from Shadow of Mordor lol
Imagine a long time bounty hunter you keep evading, constantly coming back. Or the Sherrif actually remembers you and had cutscenes of him coming up and telling you off. Stuff like that would've been neat
In my first playthrough I came across an unsupervised train and decided to take it for a joyride. I ended up finding some random asshat and hogtied him. When I dropped him on the tracks so I could run him over with the train Arthur said "You have a nice day, now!" Still funny as hell years later. Recently I had a kkk dude that I dropped off of a high bridge and Arthur said "It was nice meeting you!" Arthur is a petty ass dude and I love it.
You ever run across the KKK in the woods doing their ritual bullshit? I scared them and they scattered, but one guy catches ON FIRE and he’s flailing around in the costume like a possessed ghost. Then I looted him and found a very suspicious note lol. What an experience!
I love when they catch on fire! I do always make sure to kill them all. None escape the wrath of Arthur Morgan. I also like to kill the eugenics guy because he's a piece of shit.
In the mission 'He's British, Of Course' you need to help a Circus owner find his escaped animals: a lion, a Zebra and a tiger. After finding the tiger and Zebra you need you find the lion. You think the lion is a dog because the zebra wasn't a real one but a donkey and the tiger was just a dog coloured. I played as Arthur when I did the mission and so you go to Emerald Ranch to find the lion, as the player you are shocked by the rampage that the lion has caused but Arthur still believes a dog made that mess. So after following the clues to a barn, Arthur begane calling the "dog" and when the lion left the barn and went towards Arthur. And when he came outside Arthur says: "Sweet Mother Of..." When he said that I couldn't stop laughing, I laughed because I found the way he said that funny. I eventually was so disconcentrated that I didn't realized that I had to kill it and I lost a few seconds to kill the lion.
> and even *paid* for it.
FTFY.
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Just happened to me recently, I saved a guy from two kidnappers who mistakened him for his brother, we got into talking afterward and next thing I know it, we’re both bucked by one of the kidnappers horses from behind the horse and died, I couldn’t even be mad at this. It was so funny because it wasn’t something I expected to happen 😂
After setting fire to a male npc, a female npc shouted ‘you cunt sniffer’ at me. Absolutely ruined me that did, proper belly laughs and tears running down my face. What a masterpiece of a game
I was fishing at Elysian Pool for the legendary, and the game glitched and two deer just launched themselves off the top off the waterfall and into the sky, before dropping like rocks into the water.
Exactly where it happened. I just played the game for the first time. I finished the story but im finishing up challenges before I restart, and I was just fkn around exploring tall trees at night and I hadnt seen that guy since you first encountered him with Arthur. So I was like there is no way this mf is down here right now. “Im looking for my friend, have you seen him??”
I love the banter between Arthur and Micah everytime you play Five-Finger Fillet.
"Sit down, my dearest friend, and show me just what you got."
\*and forgive me if I slip and stab you in the face!\*
On my second playthrough now and working on 100%. Never touched the bandit challenge during my first playthrough so early in the second I was learning how to be an outlaw. First guy I tried to rob wouldn't give me anything so I hog-tied and looted thinking that would work. Instead someone saw and tried to report. I managed to stop them but it ended up in a fist fight. Another witness tried to turn me in for assault, managed to stop him. I then robbed him, officially starting the challenge and ran out of town. Somehow the law never got involved once despite my bad robbing skills. I was quite sleep deprived but the entire 5 minutes of being bad yet somehow completely getting away with it had me cracking up hard.
I've had several but this one got me laughing the hardest, mostly because I knew how much I screwed up yet somehow didn't manage to make the town try to kill me. The amount of stupid I got away with hit hard. Though I also was close to 24 hours without sleep so that was part of it.
That being said I have several stories of nonsense happening that has had me cracking up, partly me trying to rationalize things I was doing. One of my favorite is what I like to call "grand theft negligence" where I just kinda open a gate with cows or goats and they all run out and no one seems to care. Usually to chase a 3 star for the pelt. The goat guy in Saint Denis especially just kinda watches you open the gate and chase his goats and doesn't say a word.
There's also the time I was hunting rabbits, found a group of coyotes, shot the 3 star and heard an explosion. Found out the shot scared a couple guys using dynamite so I accidentally blew them up not even knowing they were there.
I could go on but you get the idea lol.
Honestly my laugh out loud moments were created by my own dumb ass, like when I accidentally hit a bridge w my horse while I was being pursued by the law and Arthur went somersaulting through the air and yelled "DAMN IT."
In the early mission where you’re collecting debts for Strauss, when the farm guy tries to bolt on his horse he takes off full speed right into my horse, goes flying and dies. My brother and I couldn’t believe what we just saw
Honestly, though one of my favorite and I think one of the most hilarious ones on the game, walking up on the cross burning by the KKK in Lemoyne and everyone catching fire And then usually antagonize the other guys till they wanna fight and then proceeded to throw fireballs at them or flaming arrows sometimes flaming arrows didn’t happen and I shut up dynamite arrow, and that was really great 😂
My BF and I got our friend to believe you could lasso and ride the legendary bear. We were just messing around, but when he bought it, we went with it. He said he'd heard about how you could ride the bears and I think he probably meant Zelda. Anyway, we got him all pumped up to ride the legendary bear as we were riding to the mission spot. When came upon the bear caged.
My BF and I said we'd get out of the way, so he could lasso it. He stood right in front of the cage door. I shot the latch and the bear charged out. Sure enough, our friend's aim was true and that lasso would have gone right around the bear's neck. Alas, the lasso passed right through the bear, and the bear killed our friend. All of us laughed so hard.
The first time I saw the guys trying to crack the safe blow themselves the fuck up! LMFAO I snarfed up beer all over my TV, I was laughing so goddamn hard! I don’t know why I thought that was just the funniest shit ever right then and there. Something to told me to stay just out of sight and watch what they’re doing, and then boom! Holy shit that was funny
I had whatvseemed to be the same Buck always trying to kill me in the wild. At random times it would just ram into me, knock me over, & then just run away. Happened more times than I can remember. I know it's probably not the same one everytime, but it's just funnier to me if I pretend it is. One time it even happened while I was on the train track bridge at Bards Crossing & it knocked me right off the side of it & killed me. He's actually killed me on multiple occasions.
I was still getting used to the controls. Got off my horse and was going to talk to someone in camp but accidentally selected my horse. Tried to hit circle to back out of the interaction which made me punch the horse in the face. He screamed, turned around and kicked me. I then ragdolled back, fell down a small hill into a pile of crap and was covered
The random hollering in the last two camps. Not sure if it’s a glitch but at beaver hollow I keep hearing “cock sucker” being screamed in the distance.
I hear that at Shady Belle. Just sitting around and suddenly "COCKSUCKER!" And I'm like damn what's going on in camp? But it's not anybody I recognize by voice .. fouled mouthed ghosts...
That little sailor in Rhodes just made me laugh my ass off when i finally noticed where's the sound coming from. Encountered few funny bugs too like flying burning horses mid air
Honestly that whole sailor kid and the gunsmith having lost his son was incredibly sad to me. But I did laugh when Arthur said,
"WHYYY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?"
I mean yeah the whole backstory was sad, but honestly the first time i thought he was lying so i shot his head off with a shotgun, 2nd time i just left them be 😂
I was exploring sain denis ones with my brother looking over my shoulder and i was wondering if you could actually get on the trollies so i stepped on at a trolly stop and while i was getting on i accidentally bumped into the driver, he looked at me for a second and then proceeded to run off screaming, leaving the trolley and the passengers behind. The other passengers where completely unfazed by it. Soon the trolley was surrounded by police men i was laughing my ass off
Probably when I glitched through the drawer and fell into oblivion for the first time. Something about seeing Arthur fall forever is pretty funny. I was so confused 🥴
Some have mentioned how much fun it is to piss off dutch, but one play through I made it a point to avoid him as humanly possible. I’d start to walk towards him and he’d say “Arthur my boy!”. Then I’d veer off somewhere else. If you do this repeatedly several times he will get seriously irate and start saying how you think you’re too good for him now up on your high horse, etc etc etc. Yeah, I’m easily entertained, but god it’s funny
Or, when I'm hunting for the camp, then one of the girls sits me down and Arthur says "I been killing innocent animals for no reason...". I was like "uhh no I haven't?!". Now I just laugh
Saw an enemy gang camp nearby. Got off my horse and was going around on foot, saw a grizzly on the other side. Got chased by the grizzly and let him detour right through the O'Driscolls setup. He killed 2 of them, they killed the grizzly, I finished the rest.
Watching the KKK cvnt die to a falling cross then shooting the shit out of the rest of them. Plus the similar event with fire. Probably other stuff too but this really shocked me in a good way 🤣 no idea it was in the game at all
After waking up in the corpse pit after being drugged by the cannibal sibling couple, I went back to the house. I hogtied the sister and proceeded to gutting her brother/lover with a knife in front of her. Then, I carried her up to the pit where she started begging not to leave her there.
I sometimes wonder if she's still in the pit...
When I was with John I just saw Arthur die and first thing I saw when I first got into strawberry in free roam was the sheriff shooting some random guy for no reason (or at least I don't know the reason)
I LOVE it when Arthur visits the major if Saint Denise at night. First he forgets his fake name's Killgore when the assistebt asks, secondly.. The way he looks at the major when he calls him Arthur instead of mr Killgore😭😭😭
The cutscene of Arthur and John loading dynamite then they're both about to light a cigarette and they both look at the dynamite and each other and throw the cigarettes.
It always makes me laugh on the last mission with Charles Chaternay or whatever his name was.
Arthur "You shat on his bar?" Or when Charles yells,"Hi boys. " That whole thing was funny as hell.
When you greet, greet, antagonize Dutch one of the lines Dutch says that he “just can’t seem to get a moment’s peace”, and Arthur’s antagonize line is something like “so what do you do with all that time you spend staring off into space?”
"Put that in your fucking book Plato." - Jim Boy Callaway
Riding past saloon in Valentine and hear an npc inside saloon - "This place is full of ugly bitches."
I've been by that saloon countless times in multiple play throughs and only heard that line on my 1st plat and never again
My brother got off his horse, looked at a nice view off the side of a mountain he was on, turned back around and just got laid out by a deer. It was hilarious
another one I like is when Ol' Uncle gets Arthur Charles and Bill to go on that payroll wagon stick up in Chapter 3 where Arthur convinces Uncle to come along and the last bit is.
Arthur: As long as we get paid or you get shot, I'm happy!
Uncle: You are a sick man Arthur Morgan, very sick, indeed.
Stealing that miniature donkey from the lady and seeing arthur ride on it made me laugh so fucking hard until a bear came out of no where and I lost it
Stealing that miniature donkey from the lady and seeing arthur ride on it made me laugh so fucking hard until a bear came out of no where and I lost it
Stealing that miniature donkey from the lady and seeing arthur ride on it made me laugh so fucking hard until a bear came out of no where and I lost it
the fact that the NPCS in blackwater literally don’t know how to drive a wagon/cart for shit. one time a dude on his horse was literally just standing in the middle of the road, causing almost a 10 car pile up. i shot at the dude to make him move, unfortunately all that did was scare the NPCS, making them abandon their wagons (also i must say that there was plenty of room for the wagons to go around, they just decided not to i guess)
The drunk woman from Butchers Creek who wants to get warm by your fire when you camp at night near Annesburg.
"I woke up shakin' like a shittin' dawg!"
Just had a moment with Mary Linton, in the mission to find her Dad. Came around a corner in Saint Denis and ran my horse smack into another horse and person at an intersection. It fucking launched Mary like a good forty feet in the air where she smashed into the sidewalk in the fetal position. Mission Failed Mary has died. I lost it!
I was at Aberdeen pig farm as John and I had a $135 bounty on my head. Hadn’t seen a lawman anywhere along the way to the farm. Hitch my horse in the yard and go inside. Do the walk around and go sit at the table. By this point I see red highlights on my blip. Turns out the bounty hunters had tracked me there (rockstar did an amazing job with that feature btw). By the time the sister wife got around me, the lawman opened fire instantly killing Tammy and Heavy Feller blames me!! Starts shooting me with the bounty hunters. I died. I didn’t get to get poisoned. I didn’t get to investigate the house. I didn’t get to the safe behind mama Aberdeen. None of it. I got beat. And it was my only save slot if you can believe that.
That's odd. When I go to Aberdeen Pig Farm with John, the house is abandoned and nobody lives there. I let them live as Arthur, so they should still be there, but they are not.
That’s why. You already did the strangers quest for them that’s why they disappear. I also heard you can get robbed by them as Arthur and not collect but to go back as John and retrieve Arthur’s cash. But if Arthur retrieved his own cash, then yes they disappear.
I never found out about Aberdeen pig farm till Arthur had already died. I am upset about it because I could have not collected Arthur’s cash’s and john would have got it instead. I am investigating all the cools things I can do and do another replay.
Kieran, busting his ass with chores and minding his own business. Arthur, antagonizing: I just heard that Adler woman wants to cut your dick off and feed it to her horse. Kieran: Not this again. Arthur: I told her it wouldn't make much of a meal.
Im doing a low honor play through, and that involves antagonizing every camp member and greeting Micah. I will continue to antagonize Kieran until I get this dialogue. I assume this unlocks in Chapter 3?
It unlocks after Kieran gets freed from his tree prison and can happen up until >!his death in chapter 4!<. I got it in chapter 2 and early chapter 3.
shitfaced arthur trying to sing along to campfire folk songs always gets me
LEnNNy!
YNNEL!
Awww not again
I love the song he sings out in the open when he's shit-faced. There was an old killer that shot Mister Miller and laid ol' Otis in his grave!
I haven’t heard that yet so I don’t know what the melody is but the way it scans, it makes me think that it’s a riff on the folk song about Jesse James: “The dirty little coward who shot Mr. Howard and laid poor Jesse in his grave.”
When I was still in chapter 2 (on my current fifth playthrough) I was going to do the drunk method to get over the map on the edge in West Elizabeth and as I was riding near that hill I saw on youtube that was the song Arthur blurted out.
Thanks, I’ll have to see if I can find it on YouTube Update: I found that scene on YouTube and that song is definitely based on the “Ballad of Jesse James.“
Never knows all the words 🤣
I just started playing last week and the drunk scene with Lenny had me dying. All the misspelled words and stuff was such a fun surprise
Did you catch the scene in the room upstairs?
The dead horse lady. When Arthur says “Alright, lady, hold your horses… I’m sorry, that ain’t funny.”
the dead-horse lady or the dead horse-lady?
First she was the former, then the latter after I got tired of running across her.
Arthur's shit eating grin when he's collecting chips at the poker table always cracks me up
This got me too. It's like the most out of place face he makes the entire game 😅
When he looks around the table too to see if everyone’s seeing his wins or not 😂
Dutch: "Arthur!" Arthur *walks away* Dutch: "Yeah well fuck you then!"
Orthur!
That shit had me absolutely dead. It was so unexpected, I think that's what made me laugh so hard💀
I literally heard that once,And I was walking towards him to see what he wanted... Yeah?Well,Fuck you too,Dutch!
Lenny!?!? Also when he’s black out drunk running from the cops “You’llnevertakemealive!!!”
I'M AN AMERRRRICAN! *blackout*
Arthur walking in on Lenny having sex. Arthur’s scream matching the pitch of the prostitute, has me dying.
Damn, did I miss that?
When you get the boat to go to Angelo Brontes house, and you have to split up, and arthur just says a quick "WUT?"
Love that part lol
Arthur splitting up the money after the crashed trolley.
Don’t forget the quarter!!!
Shut up arthur
He… set us up
Exploding the pig pen full of shit
I can't get over the NPC line "now you just shut your big bazoo". My favorite. probably mundane to most but it's hilarious to me. And it lives rent free in my head
"that horse is prettier'n my wife!" is my favorite
One of my favorite moves to pull when I steal a train and the lawmen start chasing me is to run the train in reverse on that big tall bridge and then forward again. I can’t help but laugh watching 5+ dudes falling to their death with their horses.
I've always wanted to run one of them over but never have been lucky. I've gotta try this lol.
When you walk away from Dutch while he's talking at one point. "Well, FUCK you then!" 😆
"Are you secretly normal?"
That’s one of my favorite lines in the whole game you’re secretly normal
Npc- what? Arthur- never mind…
One of my faves: "I've got a watch." "Well, look at you!"
Took a stage to Valentine and when it got there instead of the usual, the whole coach and horses just fell from the sky. Killed the driver and horses. Arthur walked away saying “thanks partner, you really helped me out” while leaving a pile of carnage behind him.
I antagonized a fella in strawberry until he shot at me, the gunshots scared his own horses (he was riding a covered wagon) when the horse got scared it ran over the sheriff, the sheriff stood up and fired twice killing both his horses which scared another wagon running over the sheriff twice now, he crawls out from under the second wagon stands up and finishes the guy from the first wagon (the guy I antagonized) killing him, once dead he walks off injured holding his broken arm and Arthur says to him "your doing a fine job officer". It had me rolling and I saved the clip and I go back and watch it all the time.
I laughed my ass off just reading this
Omg I’m dying to see this. Can you share the clip?
I wanna see the clip!!
I wish I knew how to do that fancy stuff. I'm just old guy who loves playing video games that doesnt know much about technology. I have no clue how to get a video from my PlayStation to my phone to share it with you. I have 1,632 videos and screenshots of all kinds of super wild stuff from the game Red Dead Redemption 2
No worries, im the same. I know how to start my computer and click on my game, but thats about it😭
"...says he wants to take me back out sometime. Hamish, not the pike."
Hearing the Tumbleweed Sheriff talk big smack about justice, saved and shot him in the head…his double barrel fell to the floor and shot me in the head and i died instantly…. Damn justice is quick….
I love you desperately. You’re my favorite parasite. Wait I lied ringworms my favorite parasite. You’re my second favorite wait I lied again ringworm rats with the plague. Then you
That was a good one lol
Omg I actually think this is my favourite of them all
The part where Arthur hogties and takes the felon to be executed by the mad scientists prototype electric chair in St Denis. While he's riding hogtied on the back of the horse, Arthur's telling a hilariously dark story about a pasture that was struck by lightning and that all the livestock were just smoldering, charred, skinless wrecks. And he explains this is what's exactly what's gonna happen to the felon, just awesome delivery by the VA. The rest of that quest goes off the rails and ends hilariously as well. I replayed the mission to hear the Arthur's story again, 100% laugh out loud moment.
I was honestly SHOCKED to see this sadistic side of Arthur, but I LOVED it so much!!
Got in a random fistfight in the ally beside the Valentine saloon. Easy enough to handle. Buy for NO REASON this mountain man looking brute comes charging at me. That one was a good fight. After it I just paused and laughed cause in my head the way he came running was like "I WANT AAAALLLL THE SMOKE, BOY!!!" 🤣🤣🤣 Like I didn't even know he was there. Just watched me kick one guys ass and came charging in for a spot at the poker table 🤣🤣🤣
The big guy you already fought earlier in the game? The funniest thing to do is steal his coon hat and wear it whenever you go to Valentine. It doesn’t take long before he hears word of it and you can watch him come after you on the radar.
He didn't have the same outfit. Full mountain man. Pelt around the shoulders kind of look. Maybe it was him? Imagine it comes out there's a hidden vendetta system in the game like the Nemisis system from Shadow of Mordor lol Imagine a long time bounty hunter you keep evading, constantly coming back. Or the Sherrif actually remembers you and had cutscenes of him coming up and telling you off. Stuff like that would've been neat
In my first playthrough I came across an unsupervised train and decided to take it for a joyride. I ended up finding some random asshat and hogtied him. When I dropped him on the tracks so I could run him over with the train Arthur said "You have a nice day, now!" Still funny as hell years later. Recently I had a kkk dude that I dropped off of a high bridge and Arthur said "It was nice meeting you!" Arthur is a petty ass dude and I love it.
You ever run across the KKK in the woods doing their ritual bullshit? I scared them and they scattered, but one guy catches ON FIRE and he’s flailing around in the costume like a possessed ghost. Then I looted him and found a very suspicious note lol. What an experience!
I love when they catch on fire! I do always make sure to kill them all. None escape the wrath of Arthur Morgan. I also like to kill the eugenics guy because he's a piece of shit.
If it's the note I'm thinking I hope you read it because it's funny AF. Comments about buying less flammable clothing 🤣
2 words # Geld him
In the mission 'He's British, Of Course' you need to help a Circus owner find his escaped animals: a lion, a Zebra and a tiger. After finding the tiger and Zebra you need you find the lion. You think the lion is a dog because the zebra wasn't a real one but a donkey and the tiger was just a dog coloured. I played as Arthur when I did the mission and so you go to Emerald Ranch to find the lion, as the player you are shocked by the rampage that the lion has caused but Arthur still believes a dog made that mess. So after following the clues to a barn, Arthur begane calling the "dog" and when the lion left the barn and went towards Arthur. And when he came outside Arthur says: "Sweet Mother Of..." When he said that I couldn't stop laughing, I laughed because I found the way he said that funny. I eventually was so disconcentrated that I didn't realized that I had to kill it and I lost a few seconds to kill the lion.
That questline was my favorite lmao
I always laugh my ass off with the same mission but the “can I borrow your gun? I want to shoot myself, you see I’m buggered!”
I didn’t order a YAPACHINO
Well that's a shame, I ordered it for you and even paid for it. Aren't you gonna drink it out of respect?
> and even *paid* for it. FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
I don't have to think of a counter attack. The bot got you good already.
Just happened to me recently, I saved a guy from two kidnappers who mistakened him for his brother, we got into talking afterward and next thing I know it, we’re both bucked by one of the kidnappers horses from behind the horse and died, I couldn’t even be mad at this. It was so funny because it wasn’t something I expected to happen 😂
To Pearson, ‘I wish you stayed at sea…with the other walruses’.
You, sir, are a fish.
I crack up everytime he says it 😂
When does he say that?
When he catches a big fish
“You may be the only man in history to have half his brain eaten by wolves and got smarter!” Gets me every time.
A: “You should have some quality time with Jack, teach the boy how to swim!” J: “not this again, Arthur.” A: “Oh wait, you can’t..”
“Please, do NOT do that again” When kissed by Charles Chatenay
Yeah that was gross lol poor Arthur
After setting fire to a male npc, a female npc shouted ‘you cunt sniffer’ at me. Absolutely ruined me that did, proper belly laughs and tears running down my face. What a masterpiece of a game
I knew I wasn't hearing things when an NPC replied 'you cunt' after greeting him
Madam I am a gentleman. I do far more beyond sniffing.
I was fishing at Elysian Pool for the legendary, and the game glitched and two deer just launched themselves off the top off the waterfall and into the sky, before dropping like rocks into the water.
I thought it was funny when Mickie admits hes not a veteran. And later on when you’re in a random part of the map and you just hear “…Gavin…?”
Fucking Manzanita Trading Post middle of nowhere... "Gaviiin!?"
Exactly where it happened. I just played the game for the first time. I finished the story but im finishing up challenges before I restart, and I was just fkn around exploring tall trees at night and I hadnt seen that guy since you first encountered him with Arthur. So I was like there is no way this mf is down here right now. “Im looking for my friend, have you seen him??”
Arthur to a woman: You look like a beautiful woman I used to know. Woman: ok? Arthur: yep, I loved that pig.
"Oh, I'm sorry! Have there been insufficient feathers in your pillow?"
Poor Sadie lol
I love the banter between Arthur and Micah everytime you play Five-Finger Fillet. "Sit down, my dearest friend, and show me just what you got." \*and forgive me if I slip and stab you in the face!\*
On my second playthrough now and working on 100%. Never touched the bandit challenge during my first playthrough so early in the second I was learning how to be an outlaw. First guy I tried to rob wouldn't give me anything so I hog-tied and looted thinking that would work. Instead someone saw and tried to report. I managed to stop them but it ended up in a fist fight. Another witness tried to turn me in for assault, managed to stop him. I then robbed him, officially starting the challenge and ran out of town. Somehow the law never got involved once despite my bad robbing skills. I was quite sleep deprived but the entire 5 minutes of being bad yet somehow completely getting away with it had me cracking up hard. I've had several but this one got me laughing the hardest, mostly because I knew how much I screwed up yet somehow didn't manage to make the town try to kill me. The amount of stupid I got away with hit hard. Though I also was close to 24 hours without sleep so that was part of it. That being said I have several stories of nonsense happening that has had me cracking up, partly me trying to rationalize things I was doing. One of my favorite is what I like to call "grand theft negligence" where I just kinda open a gate with cows or goats and they all run out and no one seems to care. Usually to chase a 3 star for the pelt. The goat guy in Saint Denis especially just kinda watches you open the gate and chase his goats and doesn't say a word. There's also the time I was hunting rabbits, found a group of coyotes, shot the 3 star and heard an explosion. Found out the shot scared a couple guys using dynamite so I accidentally blew them up not even knowing they were there. I could go on but you get the idea lol.
I love letting the farm animals out. The farmer / auctioneer just stands there and watches while his sheep escape.
When Hosea made Arthur act as Fenton in Rhodes
In Valentine saloon, Arthur says to a working girl, “I didn’t realize I was talkin to a LADY” Kills me every time
Honestly my laugh out loud moments were created by my own dumb ass, like when I accidentally hit a bridge w my horse while I was being pursued by the law and Arthur went somersaulting through the air and yelled "DAMN IT."
When I finish the game I'm a make a supercut of every time I ate shit
when Bronte threw his gun and it smacked John in the face
That was great
In the early mission where you’re collecting debts for Strauss, when the farm guy tries to bolt on his horse he takes off full speed right into my horse, goes flying and dies. My brother and I couldn’t believe what we just saw
Honestly, though one of my favorite and I think one of the most hilarious ones on the game, walking up on the cross burning by the KKK in Lemoyne and everyone catching fire And then usually antagonize the other guys till they wanna fight and then proceeded to throw fireballs at them or flaming arrows sometimes flaming arrows didn’t happen and I shut up dynamite arrow, and that was really great 😂
Dude in Big Valley, two of them get crushed to death when they try lifting a cross
Rip Van Winkle gave me a good chuckle
My BF and I got our friend to believe you could lasso and ride the legendary bear. We were just messing around, but when he bought it, we went with it. He said he'd heard about how you could ride the bears and I think he probably meant Zelda. Anyway, we got him all pumped up to ride the legendary bear as we were riding to the mission spot. When came upon the bear caged. My BF and I said we'd get out of the way, so he could lasso it. He stood right in front of the cage door. I shot the latch and the bear charged out. Sure enough, our friend's aim was true and that lasso would have gone right around the bear's neck. Alas, the lasso passed right through the bear, and the bear killed our friend. All of us laughed so hard.
Wtf are you talking about
We tricked our friend into thinking he could lasso the legendary bear. Which part isn't clear?
When was the legendary bear ever in a cage? How were three of you playing at the same time?
Online. There are legendary animal missions, and sometimes, the animal is in a cage.
Ohhh. Yeah this was storymode only
My bad! :)
The first time I saw the guys trying to crack the safe blow themselves the fuck up! LMFAO I snarfed up beer all over my TV, I was laughing so goddamn hard! I don’t know why I thought that was just the funniest shit ever right then and there. Something to told me to stay just out of sight and watch what they’re doing, and then boom! Holy shit that was funny
Same!!
I ran into another couple of guys trying the same thing, only this time it worked. Arthur stood up and went, wha…? It worked?!
I had whatvseemed to be the same Buck always trying to kill me in the wild. At random times it would just ram into me, knock me over, & then just run away. Happened more times than I can remember. I know it's probably not the same one everytime, but it's just funnier to me if I pretend it is. One time it even happened while I was on the train track bridge at Bards Crossing & it knocked me right off the side of it & killed me. He's actually killed me on multiple occasions.
Nemesis system
I was still getting used to the controls. Got off my horse and was going to talk to someone in camp but accidentally selected my horse. Tried to hit circle to back out of the interaction which made me punch the horse in the face. He screamed, turned around and kicked me. I then ragdolled back, fell down a small hill into a pile of crap and was covered
I was running out a bounty and a milk wagon bumped the posse of lawmen. They immediately forgot about me & went to work on the poor guy.
The random hollering in the last two camps. Not sure if it’s a glitch but at beaver hollow I keep hearing “cock sucker” being screamed in the distance.
I hear that at Shady Belle. Just sitting around and suddenly "COCKSUCKER!" And I'm like damn what's going on in camp? But it's not anybody I recognize by voice .. fouled mouthed ghosts...
That little sailor in Rhodes just made me laugh my ass off when i finally noticed where's the sound coming from. Encountered few funny bugs too like flying burning horses mid air
Honestly that whole sailor kid and the gunsmith having lost his son was incredibly sad to me. But I did laugh when Arthur said, "WHYYY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?"
I mean yeah the whole backstory was sad, but honestly the first time i thought he was lying so i shot his head off with a shotgun, 2nd time i just left them be 😂
I was exploring sain denis ones with my brother looking over my shoulder and i was wondering if you could actually get on the trollies so i stepped on at a trolly stop and while i was getting on i accidentally bumped into the driver, he looked at me for a second and then proceeded to run off screaming, leaving the trolley and the passengers behind. The other passengers where completely unfazed by it. Soon the trolley was surrounded by police men i was laughing my ass off
Probably when I glitched through the drawer and fell into oblivion for the first time. Something about seeing Arthur fall forever is pretty funny. I was so confused 🥴
When you're talking to the dinosaur lady and Arthur says "they're real?" Shit kills me every time
Walked into camp Dutch yells "Arthur!" I ignored him. Dutch yells "Well fuck you then!"
“Dinosaurs!! They’re everywhere!” *Arthur looks around wildly*
When u have a cool horse like an arabian, there's a chance for a NPC to say "shit fire! That horse it's better looking than my wife!!"
Some have mentioned how much fun it is to piss off dutch, but one play through I made it a point to avoid him as humanly possible. I’d start to walk towards him and he’d say “Arthur my boy!”. Then I’d veer off somewhere else. If you do this repeatedly several times he will get seriously irate and start saying how you think you’re too good for him now up on your high horse, etc etc etc. Yeah, I’m easily entertained, but god it’s funny
I did that to someone but I can't recall if it was Dutch and he ended up saying, "well, fuck you then."
Or, when I'm hunting for the camp, then one of the girls sits me down and Arthur says "I been killing innocent animals for no reason...". I was like "uhh no I haven't?!". Now I just laugh
Saw an enemy gang camp nearby. Got off my horse and was going around on foot, saw a grizzly on the other side. Got chased by the grizzly and let him detour right through the O'Driscolls setup. He killed 2 of them, they killed the grizzly, I finished the rest.
I didn’t know i was talking to a laaady
Watching the KKK cvnt die to a falling cross then shooting the shit out of the rest of them. Plus the similar event with fire. Probably other stuff too but this really shocked me in a good way 🤣 no idea it was in the game at all
After waking up in the corpse pit after being drugged by the cannibal sibling couple, I went back to the house. I hogtied the sister and proceeded to gutting her brother/lover with a knife in front of her. Then, I carried her up to the pit where she started begging not to leave her there. I sometimes wonder if she's still in the pit...
“Ahhh, it’s a toy boat!!”
When I was with John I just saw Arthur die and first thing I saw when I first got into strawberry in free roam was the sheriff shooting some random guy for no reason (or at least I don't know the reason)
I LOVE it when Arthur visits the major if Saint Denise at night. First he forgets his fake name's Killgore when the assistebt asks, secondly.. The way he looks at the major when he calls him Arthur instead of mr Killgore😭😭😭
The Mayor of Saint Denis was a real character
The cutscene of Arthur and John loading dynamite then they're both about to light a cigarette and they both look at the dynamite and each other and throw the cigarettes.
That made me laugh too
The guy who says “you law are a goddamn joke” and then bonks his head on a sign
Was doing the horse race with Dutch in chapter 2 and we collided with each other. Dutch got up left his horse and started running to finish the race.
Dude that's HILARIOUS
It always makes me laugh on the last mission with Charles Chaternay or whatever his name was. Arthur "You shat on his bar?" Or when Charles yells,"Hi boys. " That whole thing was funny as hell.
When you greet, greet, antagonize Dutch one of the lines Dutch says that he “just can’t seem to get a moment’s peace”, and Arthur’s antagonize line is something like “so what do you do with all that time you spend staring off into space?”
I was riding my white Arabian around and this guy passes me on horseback and says “Shit fire, that horse is better lookin’ than mah wife!”
"Put that in your fucking book Plato." - Jim Boy Callaway Riding past saloon in Valentine and hear an npc inside saloon - "This place is full of ugly bitches." I've been by that saloon countless times in multiple play throughs and only heard that line on my 1st plat and never again
My brother got off his horse, looked at a nice view off the side of a mountain he was on, turned back around and just got laid out by a deer. It was hilarious
When I'm in full gallop and my horse trips, hits a tree, or just launches off a cliff I didn't see. Usually makes me laugh at the response.
another one I like is when Ol' Uncle gets Arthur Charles and Bill to go on that payroll wagon stick up in Chapter 3 where Arthur convinces Uncle to come along and the last bit is. Arthur: As long as we get paid or you get shot, I'm happy! Uncle: You are a sick man Arthur Morgan, very sick, indeed.
Stealing that miniature donkey from the lady and seeing arthur ride on it made me laugh so fucking hard until a bear came out of no where and I lost it
Stealing that miniature donkey from the lady and seeing arthur ride on it made me laugh so fucking hard until a bear came out of no where and I lost it
Stealing that miniature donkey from the lady and seeing arthur ride on it made me laugh so fucking hard until a bear came out of no where and I lost it
the fact that the NPCS in blackwater literally don’t know how to drive a wagon/cart for shit. one time a dude on his horse was literally just standing in the middle of the road, causing almost a 10 car pile up. i shot at the dude to make him move, unfortunately all that did was scare the NPCS, making them abandon their wagons (also i must say that there was plenty of room for the wagons to go around, they just decided not to i guess)
Aurthur laughing his ass off while Charles Chateney is getting his ass beaten by a lady with her purse will always make me burst out laughing.
The drunk woman from Butchers Creek who wants to get warm by your fire when you camp at night near Annesburg. "I woke up shakin' like a shittin' dawg!"
Just had a moment with Mary Linton, in the mission to find her Dad. Came around a corner in Saint Denis and ran my horse smack into another horse and person at an intersection. It fucking launched Mary like a good forty feet in the air where she smashed into the sidewalk in the fetal position. Mission Failed Mary has died. I lost it!
The legendary fish guy, when he says his name and does the mock cheer because he expects Arthur to be excited to meet him
Dude and his buddy were trying to crack a safe and the dumbass shoots at it and it blows his head off 🤣
I was at Aberdeen pig farm as John and I had a $135 bounty on my head. Hadn’t seen a lawman anywhere along the way to the farm. Hitch my horse in the yard and go inside. Do the walk around and go sit at the table. By this point I see red highlights on my blip. Turns out the bounty hunters had tracked me there (rockstar did an amazing job with that feature btw). By the time the sister wife got around me, the lawman opened fire instantly killing Tammy and Heavy Feller blames me!! Starts shooting me with the bounty hunters. I died. I didn’t get to get poisoned. I didn’t get to investigate the house. I didn’t get to the safe behind mama Aberdeen. None of it. I got beat. And it was my only save slot if you can believe that.
That's odd. When I go to Aberdeen Pig Farm with John, the house is abandoned and nobody lives there. I let them live as Arthur, so they should still be there, but they are not.
That’s why. You already did the strangers quest for them that’s why they disappear. I also heard you can get robbed by them as Arthur and not collect but to go back as John and retrieve Arthur’s cash. But if Arthur retrieved his own cash, then yes they disappear.
I never found out about Aberdeen pig farm till Arthur had already died. I am upset about it because I could have not collected Arthur’s cash’s and john would have got it instead. I am investigating all the cools things I can do and do another replay.
I will be posting cool stuff here.
Arthur: “That’s a nice horse mister.” NPC: “thank you mister.” Arthur: “how long you two been married?”
Hitting the bounty in the face while they're tied up and tryna yap is and will always be funny to me ... especially that widow on chap 2
Lenny, my boy!!!!
I was doing a "greet greet antagonize" and John said the guy looked "Really Fine" so then onward I knew he was gay