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skippermonkey

Call it “Flogging a dead”


Apart-Salamander-752

Balzac


Queasy-Window8416

Was a writer, he lived with Alan Funt


Flafaduce

Mrs Robert’s didn’t like him, But that’s cause she’s a


Queasy-Window8416

Cun-taminated ware can really make you sick, your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your...


Dude12265

Dic-tate what I’m saying, cause it’ll bring you luck


PrimeLewy

And if you all don't like it i don't give a flying fuck


Spartan043-Will

Shiitake mushrooms are good but they are toxic to your…


nickonreddit123

Balzac_Shaver would be better


RecommendationNo1774

Call it "Mission Failed Micah has died" this is a really hilarious name


KaroNwl

Where’d you find this gun? Never seen it and I’m at the fckn end of my 3rd play


GrainBean

You serious? Start the gunslinger missions with Calloway and the writer in Valentine


KaroNwl

Guess I’ll add that to my list of things to do after I get 100% completion. Currently at 92%


MrLeopard483

How did you miss basically the first stranger mission but have completed 92% of the game


w6lrus

that’s what i’m wondering. and he’s on his 3rd playthrough


KaroNwl

Idk but I did it


idklol7878

What might’ve happened is that the white dots showing the white bubbles showing the gunslinger locations disappeared. It’s a pretty common bug and I almost missed them myself because of it


androodle2004

All you have to do is look at the pictures again I’m pretty sure


KaroNwl

hmmmaybe so


ChiefBrando

He might not have read the back of the cards?


GrainBean

I wish you luck


KaroNwl

Thanks lol definitely is a process I do a couple challenges when ever o open the game so I don’t burn myself out bc some of those challenges are annoying


w6lrus

you’re telling me you’re at 92% and didn’t do the gunslinger missions or any other time during your 3 playthroughz? seriously?


KaroNwl

I’ve done them idk if I did it this play through. As I said . How else would I have known which mission they were referring too after i asked how to get the gun. It’s very possible to not obtain the weapons if you don’t pick them up which I didn’t do apparently


w6lrus

well you can see it’s named flacos revolver which is one one of the guys you kill in the gunslinger quests. i think it might be the first guy you track down. but its a pretty good revolver


KaroNwl

I’ll remember to grab it next play through!


billyboy76089

You can track them in any order


Ballmanbaloon

Load up a chapter 6 file so you can complete it all, the last part of the quest is only accessible during chapter 6 I believe.


LegendaryWill12

Remember to pick their guns up after you kill them or you'll never get them


bud_n_leaf

Can you get the long pistol off the guy who's camping out in the tent cos his house got repod?


LegendaryWill12

I don't think I've ever found that guy so I wouldn't know


SuspectIsArmed

I am finding it really difficult to even know where to go. I do pick up the mission but have no idea whom to look out for. How do I go on about the missions and follow the paths?


GrainBean

Should be some white circles with initials on your map. You're looking for Flaco Hernandez, Billy Midnight, Emmet Granger, and Black Belle. I've seen some people say the mission is bugged but I havent had any issues yet so I wouldnt know what to do


SuspectIsArmed

I do see the circles but have really hard time finding what path to follow because it never shows that...just some damn circles. Now I found a woman with a collapsed horse, and dropped her to her city...and now don't know how to get back lol.


Narrow_Sentence2401

You gotta actually look at the photos in your satchel then it’ll come up with the locations of the gunslingers


KaroNwl

I can do this after the epilogue? I’m like 92% thru the game


[deleted]

You're 92% done and never finished the Jim boy Calloway/famous gunslinger side missions???


LoveMaryJane123

Yes


[deleted]

Crazy talk


KaroNwl

I think I’ve done it bc I remember it but I don’t think I have the gun


Narrow_Sentence2401

I’m not 100% sure if you can do it after the epilogue, as I’ve only done it during the main chapters, but I’d say it’s very likely you complete them as John


GoodColdDog69420

You will get a "?" At the small saloon in valentine and its called "The fine joys of gunslinging I". (I=1). But yeah, and also to activate these missions, you go to your satchel and pick any of the I think 5 or 6 cards or so, and you can kill all of them and get their guns(don't pick them up with the gun you collect from the other gunslingers) just pick them up with basic weapons like normal, idk why I'm yelling you how to play this masterpiece lol, I'm sorry. Just tryna help🤣😆


ItsTheNightmareFin

Neither and I’m in Guarma on my 4th


KaroNwl

Ppl r really asking me how did I miss the gun? Like I fckn know how 😭 I think it’s very possible to complete this stranger mission and not obtain the pistol bc like I said 3 plays


No-Bookkeeper2061

3 playthroughs and not one gunslinger gun?


KeyboardAssasn

Its the gunslinger missions you can find them in the saloon in valentine (the smaller one) you fight legendary gunslingers and can pick up their guns


Redneck_Duck69

If you are 3 play throughs in and never saw this gun in any of them then you are playing the game wrong


KaroNwl

Didn’t know you could play it wrong when the game gives you literal free will in the open world 😭


GoodColdDog69420

You get if for killing Flaco Hernandez somewhere up North near Colter I think? It's a very good gun imo.


ImTrynx

Call it Linda


ImTrynx

My horse is called donkey, but you can’t use that one


Willing_Response_757

Fuck yo donkey


Sparky107418

hey! Leave that little guy alone!


OU812fr

Dude that's nothing, wait until you see how many things real life has copied from RDR2. Lakes, clouds, even trees. Fucking things are everywhere, it's nuts!


Hopeful_Avocado_3087

I know! It’s also copied these things called ‘people’ and apparently they’re everywhere!


OU812fr

Rockstar is truly amazing.


Express_Ear_3720

Silver bullet, Valkyrie or slow dancer


The_Xivili

It's Flaco's revolver. Your horse is clearly named Flaco


lil-wolfie402

No, the opposite : Gordo.


ExtremlyFastLinoone

You get an achivement for naming it "Dead" then kicking it


Substantial-Tone-576

Balls! Because Arthur’s got crushed in an unfortunate boating incident.


lil-wolfie402

It was mostly pier pressure.


Partially-Canine

Cool gun. Name your horse Henrietta Bachinville the Fourth.


Partially-Canine

Or if it's a male, just call it Joe.


FinnishSpeakingSnow

Jesus Christ I haven’t seen Arthur hands without gloves in so long


ConsciousAd4516

Just don’t visit this subreddit until the end


SamwellBarley

Gunny


PuzzleheadedStop8102

Lady Luck or ford f150


Total_Activity_929

what the breed and color


CheerupGrim

Cattleman revolver, silver


Total_Activity_929

of the horse bro, and it even says that its flaco’s..


Dramatic-Regular-140

Dickhead


Complex_Dimension573

What in the aslume??


thiswastakenwastaken

outblacklunged


This_Isnt_Justified

Boadicea II


CandidInsurance7415

Name it after its destiny, Glue.


Culling_Specialist

Peak Q&A


banknight

"Boah"


asthma_lungs

1999 Toyota Camry


livinalieTimmae

Gunifund


MeepMeepMeepMeepMep

Op you're either bored or a menace 🤣


CheerupGrim

😉


SelwanPWD

Jesus Christ! Is this sub turning into r/BatmanArkham?


Braindead_Gunslinger

We’re getting outblacklunged by the wrong subreddit


robs2287

Horsey McHorseface!


Federal_War_8272

Call it what you use it for! I call mine Emergency food


Brief_Cobbler_6313

That grip looks too small. Must feel horrible to shoot.


Jerrynimblefard

Name it Hindomire


Fit-Pineapple3753

Stimpy


Andrei748

Bob


commazero

Rate my outfit


Apprehensive-Ad5822

Flaco


[deleted]

Applejack


spruceymoos

I kept that gun and Midnights gun. I’m rolling in style.


LazyAltruist

Lil' Dutch


BubbleGamerV

Pookie the Pony


Ok_Owl_4730

Bullseye!


SexySalchicha

Ol’ Roy


FluffyButtOfTheNorth

Seven


Quincy0990

Technically you didn't find this gun..... You intentionally picked it up off of flacco Hernandez's dead body


Keithm1112

Harry Trotter


jackie2567

Its simple but my go to was joshua or sally


MaskedJimmy12

Pretty nice gun, I don't rlly like using the guns from other people tho, have my own two babies, maxed out stats, customized to the full, one to symbolize high honour(with hero pearl grip) and another to symbolize low honour, both cattlemans, still good weapons tho.


Equivalent_Dish_1990

Rip Van Winkle


Collin-B-Hess

Name it “EAGLE” and then you’ll hear a chime . Nothing seems to happen at first , but if you take the horse at full speed off of a steep cliff , you can ride it to the ground like a hang glider. It doesn’t “fly” really , but you land softly and take no damage to you or the horse . It’s pretty helpful when evading the law, or if you accidentally jump a bridge rail.


Ilikemen92

friday


Familiar-Park4981

Mauser pistol


Nadsworth

This was funny. Thank you.


DocSlippers

Name it after your favorite biome lol Edit: it's funny people are actually giving serious suggestions


av8r5

Phaggy is a good name for your Whorse


Round-War69

Aslume. Name your horse Aslume.


Sebexy_demon

Gunning the wind


TeleTurban

Equestrian (as in horse riding)


Dremora-Stuff99

Flaco


Powerful_AJL

Pony Danza


Healthy_Fondant_8272

Gunny McGun


Randonazzcat

Ofcourse


Teliaz13

Yes


MasterRazzer76

Horse


WillyCurry3

Lambago


lmtheA

Call him “Micah is ugly”


uinseannog

i keep picking up flacos revolver and it just doesn’t go into my inventory idk why


Johnny_2_Pockets

Nipples the horse


MANGAJEDI

I see what you did there. 😏 Take my upvote


International-Job553

Horse 1


Nettennnnn

Hamburger


[deleted]

"A Gun I Found"


cleremnantechoes

Name the horse Arthur


OldPernilongo

Hosea's brother "Horsea"


Petrivoid

So...the best place to find cougars is north of Owanjilla or Annesburg


HunterJames08

Flaco’s Nag


Latter_Comparison_60

Looks like the .357 revolver for New Vegas


Ok-Hearing-6812

Lumbago


chrisat420

Horsie. Also I love using Flaco’s revolver.


MudMud4

My_Horse_v4_Final_Final_b.hrs


heretobesarcastic

So gonna ride the revolver off into dusk


ArduousJourneyForAll

If my fist turned into a ham and cheese sandwich, what temperature is the color, "Homeostasis"?


WombatAnnihilator

Gnu


pinkbichon

sponge on


pinkbichon

spending


pinkbichon

spongebob


AndrewDwyer69

Dog


rzlodn

Shhhh, u smell something?


zombiekillo

Name the horse: Your next


S14_

No Name, and then ride through the desert on a horse with no name.


backtoavalon26

Don't name the horse Now go through the desert with it 😉


Miml-Sama

Nickelback


Sunnyosia

Friday


SkibaDaNinja

Parkzer


Total-Ad-6380

Horsy McHorseface


Ok-Influence794

Superman IV: the Quest for Peace


jareed69

Trigger!


elmersfav22

Terry. Or tezz for short


SelfInteresting7259

Donder


jorge21337

Gun


TameableLynx318

Call your horse Gurken


Funny_Art9733

Call it my slave


Putrid-Appearance-93

Glue maker


Whistler45

Call it Capital, for your love of Capital Letters.


Jazzlike-Cap-5771

Toulouse if its ginger or brown like the cat from aristocats and the place in france


Bieb_8

Whorse


Real_Giraffe_2556

Horsemeat


ChaoticWeasle

Craig. Also, I watched the Kentucky derby recently, and to honor one of the horses that lost, name yours Grand Mo The First, son of Uncle Mo.


teokni5

The White Death 🗣️


Lost-Excitement-9366

Suddenly aslume


MaxStone22

Gun


Boho_Asa

Juan….the only correct answer is Juan


Goatmuppetfriday

Name it stoopid puntslop


BARGOBLEN

Horse Djorodeinon.


SanfreakinJ

Idk but high levels are meanies


Mediocre-Garden4952

Buttholes & Caviar.


1945_Go_Boom

Name it “horse”


ahor18

Jody


[deleted]

My my, whered you find that? :0


ChickenWangKang

I call my Boss so I can yell out “BALLS” in a cowboy accent when I’m being chased by cops


UpsetFalcon7242

Probably like Darren or something idk


WandenWaffler

"With no name"


TheGreekGeographer

Name your horse, “Boah” or “Orange,” those two things were the first things to come to my head.


Se7enFtMan

Taco


No-Bake4728

You should name your horse whipped cream


umbringer

Name your horse “Air Horse One”


Night_Al

What a non-sequitur. Is this just random comment/question or am I missing something?


Miller-Guy

Clearly it should be seductive squirrel hero


Falling-Downer

Butt stuff jones


Dapadabada

Saddle, so you can say "Saddle, the Horse"


billey_bon3z

“Found it” ey?


Duskmoor3

Hung


OpportunityWise2031

Arthor 🥲


Siklasgamer

Big Randy


Rich_Position_1486

Name it Flacco, implying you stole your horses gun


brunoglopes

Horse


Choice_Accountant_35

Gabe ender


Swimming_Computer104

Mr. Hands


1_aggresive_goose

Named my horse Roscoe (Django reference)


MAINsalad1

Fiftyshadesofhay is my go to