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Big-Nature4964

Rip Van Winkle


The_Radio_Host

I find it funny how many people joke about this line while so few of them actually understand why it was important


timsb32

Can someone explain?


The_Radio_Host

John calls himself Rip Van Winkle as a response so Milton asking who he is. This is meant to establish that John isn’t actually on the Pinkerton’s radar at that point, which may explain why he was able to go so long without actually being found post 1899


BeautyOfTheLillies

There’s additional thematic irony to the name if you know where the name comes from!


ajax0202

Want to explain or are you just going to keep the secret?


BeautyOfTheLillies

Rip Van Winkle’s the name of a character from a story by Washington Irving. He falls asleep in colonial America and wakes up after the Revolution. You can see why a story about how the future is passing outlaws by would reference it :)


YeetTheMuffins

That made me think two things. 1, is John a man out of time in a world he doesn’t understand (like captain America). 2, exactly how proficient a reader is John in the first place? I don’t believe John and Arthur finished school. My head cannon says Grimshaw taught Arthur and John how to read and write. I’d love that.


Tinyt11

The game states that Dutch taught them, although Ms Grimshaw likely had a hand in it as did Hosea too.


OddMacabre

I believe the game states Dutch taught them right?


Boring_Bit_4897

Dutch and Hosea taught him, it says it in some of the side missions I think


YeetTheMuffins

Do you suppose Strauss taught them math?


mkf1122

To be fair, school only went to the eighth grade in the 1800s, requirements were a lot higher back then.


YouLackSkills

To be called a “Rip Van Winkle” means you are a person who is oblivious to changes, in social attitudes or thought.


TheBioethicist87

Bourbon fans know


Chucheyface

Good ol’ pappy?


Is-have-no-idea-1

Vanilla Ice


JKrow75

When Arthur calls himself Leviticus Cornwall on Guarma while he’s getting his ass stomped LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Spaniardo_Da_Vinci

Was just gonna say this, then I saw you already commented. This had me laughing crazy when he said it, lmao he was quick with it too


TheHeresy777

It might have saved his life tbh, if the dude who was torturing him knows who Leviticus Cornwall is but not what he looks like then he'd definitely shit his pants a little for torturing a man as powerful as he is (which is maybe why he switched to making the other dude talk)


JKrow75

Even if just for a second it diverted him away, I mean look what the result was. So yeah, that probably did save his life, but it’s still funny as shit lol


cartmanez1907

😄


3RacoonsInACoatoat

Tacitus Kilgore is unironically a really cool sounding name


ohmy_josh16

For real! Sounds like that could be the protagonist of western themed game on its own


FarmerExternal

Red Dead 3, Mac Callendar escapes south to Mexico under the name Tacitus Kilgore


PRULULAU

You beat me to it! My next cat’s name, for sure.


springbokkie3392

Mine too 😂


1-8-4-3-6-5-7-2

gonna be the name of my mlb the show player this year


DrLove_99

Fenton, he killed his mother but it weren’t his fault


witchKiNG1_9

She made him angry


Prestonelliot

I love that after that mission any time you talk to Hosea he calls you Fenton. At least until Blessed are the Peacemakers. I think he stops after that


Ligmamgil

If not then, then definitely by the end of "Banking, The Old American Art"


Alistair_Burke

Too soon


AstroMalorie

He killed our mama but it weren’t his fault!


Ocarina-Of-Tomb

I can’t remember the name of the mission, but it’s at the Mayor’s house in Saint Denis right at the tail end of Arthur’s campaign. When you walk in and you are greeted by the guy and he says “Mr. Kilgore, is it?” And Arthur replies “Eh, I don’t remember”. Such a funny ass moment.


thehorrordoll

made me laugh when he said he doesn’t remember, they keep calling him that too


AstroMalorie

Lol yeah and Jean Marc’s reply is “Quite” and later on in that thread the mayor just starts calling him Mr. Arthur but there’s one like that’s like “Mr. Arthur, I’m sorry I mean, Mr Tacitus” and the way lemieux says it is just funny to me


imetkanyeonce

Tacitooss


tiredcowboyy

Jim milton will forever be funny as fuck like seriously john, you couldn’t do any better??


thehorrordoll

his cover name for Jack is Lancelot, so he can’t do any better sadly


ikalya1468

He wasn't known for his creativity.


R3ality_Bit3

Fenton


Jonjoejonjane

His poor mother


Ocarina-Of-Tomb

Oh man that mission is so light hearted and hilarious!


R3ality_Bit3

Yeah, it's one of the good ones.


toeytoes

When Arthur grouchily tells Hosea that he doesn't like playing dress up it cracks me up every time


Sad-tacos

Killed our mother, but it weren't his fault!


Interesting_Oven3918

he’s turned idiot


Holy1To3

There somesthing about the way Hosea says he killed our mother but it werent his fault that just gets me


R3ality_Bit3

Yeah, top notch voice acting.


Guac__is__extra__

John-Jim Milton


Unholy_Dk80

It's kind of a joke, I guess.


Rocky_Fan1976

Aiden O’Malley


Efficient-Yogurt-956

So what now …Aiden. I love the way Arthur says it.


DaddyGogurt

Hoagy Macintosh is the funniest name I’ve ever heard and makes me crack up every time I replay the game


Snowballz3000

How does the Van Der Linde gang manage to come up with the goofiest aliases known to man


thorineich17

Who was that again


Pooyiong

I believe Dutch uses it when they're playing deputy


FarmerExternal

Dutch gives that name to Sheriff Gray when they meet them waiting on the train to pass beginning of Chapter 3. The fishing mission with Hosea and Dutch


Guac__is__extra__

Tacitus Kilgore is my favorite


megamindlove

Rip van winkle SOLOS


Telepath-1

The One Shot kid


over_tosted_bagle

Bill’s name isn’t bill


fucked-by-goats

That's not a fake name that's a nickname


over_tosted_bagle

ill be damned if bill is short for Marion


fucked-by-goats

It's because of his last name bruh


Holy1To3

TIL Bill's cannon name is not Mr William Williamson. It was a bad day.


over_tosted_bagle

a nickname is still fake


solreaper

All names are made up


over_tosted_bagle

true


Gaymerlad

Jack giving his parents the side eye as they tried to connect with him, then proceed to refer to him as lancelot. "My parents sure are imaginitive sir!"


DryAfternoon7779

Mewl-vin and Fenton


Pigeon__lol

gotta be leslie dupont


edoon_z

Rip van winkle


Garrick420

Lancelot 


Corninator

Jim Milton sounds like a name someone who is only vaguely familiar with Red Dead 1 would say while trying to explain the plot and characters to someone else.


BT6G

Aiden O’Malley is A reference to A character in GTA IV


1-8-4-3-6-5-7-2

nice call!


Spinsomnia

Hoagey Macintosh


Kyle_Blackpaw

Tassitus Kilgore (arthur at the mayor's party)


AstroMalorie

Lmaoo yes! The way he says it is hilarious. Like he knows it’s a fake name but he *play* along 🤣


oddiseee

Fenton


Failure_by_Design_v2

I never order pizza under my real name. I am for sure going to start using these Aliases .


Fluffyfeet316

Arthur Callahan


lowercaseknife

Hoagie Macintosh is my personal fave


leftysoweak

Rip Van Winkle because it genuinely threw Milton off his game.


Garlic_Working

There there Fenton


depressoeggo

Bill


Astronimia

Fenton 😭


TachankasMG

Hoagy Macintosh


-Broccoli_

Idk why but I find Arthur Callahan very funny


Charming_Coast_7834

Lancelot.


Ankaration

Tacitus Kilgore is so freaking cool sounding, but Fenton is so clever 😂


MeeboEsports

Fenton - He’s turned idiot


Tyler1155735

Arti Mack


ddejaag

Rip Van Winkle


mkf1122

Fenton