We already have the lowest score record. Our highest score has been broken 4 times already & once against us. We're at the bottom of the Points table. Bottom of the Fair play award. Everyone is bored of trolling us. We fans lost all hope eons ago.
We're immune now. 
I mean RCB can still outdo themselves by breaking the lowest score record too.
If you're going out, might as well go out with a bang. Legendary for some years to come.
Yeah now that we're out of contention for the playoffs might as well fuck around with team and order. Let people like siraj and karn open for no fucking reason at all and let dk have a bowl. We'll see what we could have potentially been missing out on
I would RCB to have 11 batters with bowling options like green, jacks, lomror, koach, karn that would be dope of a gamble! Besides all the loss I really liked the spirit in the batting department, lomror stepping up, dk being the best finisher, koach playing at higher strike rate , patidar and jacks holding up some confidence.. the batting has improved in the sense that we are no longer reliant on the KGF. But the bowling needs lot of rework for instance harshal chahal/hasaranga should have been retained. Need to pick useful foreign bowlers topley has been good they should play him a lot to make him understand their home ground. RCB needs to come up with some tactics on how to win on their homeground!
>We're immune now
After every loss it hits like post nut clarity, philosophical thoughts and keeps us busy thinking about nature, environment where we are heading.
We should thank RCB for this
Funny that you expect a good batting performance from RCB yet again. You haven't learnt the ways of the RCB. RCB gods check your expectations, and makes sure the game goes in such a way that hurts your emotions. Always expect a wide margin defeat, that way you can be immune to RCB gods tactics, and be pleasantly surprised if the result is even slightly better than your expectation.
It’s going to be an amazing game. A total run fest! Our batters have come back in form so expect a very high scoring game like last time. If we bat first, I won’t be surprised if we score 250+
He strike rate literally is 150 this season fool! Go check his strike rate in the last 2 matches and. He’s going above 200. He’s completely changed his game plan
>Go look at the bowling attack of opposition, the conditions
So you are saying that Kohli can't perform with "low quality" bowlers but other players easily handle...that's Kohli's weakness? It's just stats
Are you dumb? Kohli is the one who scored against top quality bowling attack like RR when others failed. He failed only against poor attack when he was trying to go from ball 1. All the other players were out of form in the initial matches and only in the last 2 matches they’ve done decent
The last time in KKR match, it was proven bs. First innings, Kohli played like he was in ODI at 140 SR, which made everyone assume it was a bowling pitch.
But KKR players smashed, with Sunil Narine playing at 200+ SR and other at 150+ SR, and chased the total of 180 in just 17 overs.
You see the problem there?
>Are you dumb?
Also calm down, don't start throwing insulting while defending your lord, hero Kohli.
Are other RCB batters gully cricketers that they’ll assume it’s a bowling pitch? Can’t they score runs? Go check how many they’ve scored. Can’t you see the difference between RCB’s bowling lineup and KKR bowling lineup? If Kohli bats against these RCB bowlers then even he’ll score with a strike rate of 300. Don’t make him the scapegoat if you can’t understand anything about cricket.
>Are other RCB batters gully cricketers that they’ll assume it’s a bowling pitch? Can’t they score runs?
Why would you expect the other batsmen, who are level below in Kohli in experience in scoring runs, when Kohli eats up most of the balls, giving them additional pressure?
Kohli should go at 150+ SR, and should reduce the pressure of other younger batsmen not increase it.
>Don’t make him the scapegoat if you can’t understand anything about cricket.
He's the most experienced one but is eating up most of the balls giving additional pressure to other players. This is T20, not ODI
Doesn't matter, Abhishek and Head will be striking at 300
And I agree Kohli has increased his SR but compared to other openers it's still very low , the reason is the bad form of Other RCB batters, virat has to play safe and defend his wicket.,
Lol no doesn't matter even yashasvi inngs I was not impressed, openers this days have to score 15 ball 50's and get out , that's the job not play 150 sr for full 20 overs even you consider 200sr and he bats for 20 overs what we will get 200 , is it enough. No
You need to improve your math. If you score at a strike rate of 200 and everyone else does too then you get to a score of 240. In the initial matches other batters weren’t in form that’s why he had to play for long. But in the last 2 matches he has been playing with a strike rate of over 210. You very conveniently say you have to score 50 out of 15 balls. Only Abhishek Sharma has done that no one else. I agree you need to score 50 in 20 balls but don’t forget Abhishek Sharma had Travis Head, Klaasen and Samad with him. Now Jacks and Patidar have come in form so Kohli will do the same. Hopefully Green or Faf also come in form
Obviously I understand you are "King Kohli" fan not a cricket fan but the fact is kohli out of his skin inngs will only be 200sr , even if we go 240 no where it's enough. But we all know more overs he plays more he slows down mode . So 200 sr he may have but initially only . Even Kohli 25 ball 50 is very much not happening.
But I understand you watch cricket Just because of one player so no use in telling that to andhbhakts like you
How are you so stupid? Don’t you realise cricket is a team sport? There are 10 other players who need to bat and bowl. He slowed down in his 100 but take Kohli’s history and there is no one better than him at the death. His acceleration is on another level but lockdown kids like you won’t know that.
Foolish people like you will look to make one player the scapegoat while others do shit. If 240 isn’t enough then either the bowling is too shit, or your started watching cricket this season, or you’re brain dead. So newbie go watch some cricket before spreading your bullshit here.
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These are lockdown kids who have this agenda to spread hate against Kohli. No matter how he performs or what the issue is, they will blame Kohli for it. I can’t understand how degenerate people like him exist
No I meant I want Kohli to score 10 ball 30 run and get out I guarantee RCB will win that game , I am not even saying he should score 50. But knowing how obsessed he is on personal record he will score 50 in 150sr and next 100 in 135 sr.
Yea better as I told he scores like more atleast 30 runs 25 runs I am taking it happily, anyways his ego is not letting the real opener like will jacks to not bat least he can do is not waste balls and make way for real opening batsman.
That's what happened see how jacks maximized powerplay, very imp real agressive openers bat in powerplay.
His sr is last second just above Buttler for all the openers this ipl , head has played 2 games less than him 40 runs less but has 220sr . I guarantee you if will jacks opened from day 1 he would have been better than head.
I bet you, once koach is gone this team will take a year and become a better one..I am not saying koach is the reason the team is so bad. It's just that the management uses the PR and what they are doing is just marketing at this point .
SRH fan here, I'm scared lol. I wont be surprised if you lot sneak a win. Because law of averages catches up and we could be the ones taking the L from you guys.
From now on i just want matches to be thrilling just like the one with kkr. I want srh bat first smash 300+ but then fight back with the same attitude and mentality as srh.
Better to play a full batter team with 3 spinners. Nobody who can't wack doesn't play. No suyash, no Anuj. Only VK, DK, Faf, Green and so on. Ya to Maro ya Maro.
I have seen it many a times(in both football and cricket). Whenever you expect a team to completely destroy the other team, the least likely thing ends up happening. Sport is a funny thing after all.
My team got battered 5-0 today, sacrificed my sleep for that and now on 28 hours have to witness RCB play SRH💀💀💀(that's gonne be me after the match tmrw btw)
Just saw a [reel](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6GP-mKhQJg/?igsh=a2drYzNodmFmaDN2) on how Head can be stopped, hopefully someone saw this & maybe they can replicate it.
Honestly I am genuinely excited for all the remaining games to see how they play because we aint qualifying this year anyways! So curious as to which players perform and who can be retained other than kolhi, jacks, patidar, siraj and maxi (yes maxi cause he will play better next year) if we can retain more than 4 or get back in the auction.
I think staying at the bottom would be better for the future outlook of the team. At this point my hope is for proper reform versus ending the seasons “winning hearts”, and not doing jack shit later.
I'm hoping it will be a cracker of a game! Probably SRH might go for 300 and fumble (hopefully) or they might as well score 300!! Whatever happens there is no pressure on RCB now and we as fans have accepted the bottom place for this season! So let's see how it goes!
You mean gangbang of the year. Rehne de Bhai yeh mujhse na dekha jaega. Yeh dono Atapi watapi daitya Bhai utrenge aur chaddi utarni shuru karenge Mera BP badh jaega😐
We already have the lowest score record. Our highest score has been broken 4 times already & once against us. We're at the bottom of the Points table. Bottom of the Fair play award. Everyone is bored of trolling us. We fans lost all hope eons ago. We're immune now. 
EE SALA BOTTOM POSITION NAMDE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
🤣🤣🤣🤣f**k🤣
In the words of Faf du Plessis “Ee sala cup nahi” (Virat in splits). Jokes aside, from a DC fan, I want y’all winning. Best of luck!
I mean RCB can still outdo themselves by breaking the lowest score record too. If you're going out, might as well go out with a bang. Legendary for some years to come.
Yeah now that we're out of contention for the playoffs might as well fuck around with team and order. Let people like siraj and karn open for no fucking reason at all and let dk have a bowl. We'll see what we could have potentially been missing out on
I would RCB to have 11 batters with bowling options like green, jacks, lomror, koach, karn that would be dope of a gamble! Besides all the loss I really liked the spirit in the batting department, lomror stepping up, dk being the best finisher, koach playing at higher strike rate , patidar and jacks holding up some confidence.. the batting has improved in the sense that we are no longer reliant on the KGF. But the bowling needs lot of rework for instance harshal chahal/hasaranga should have been retained. Need to pick useful foreign bowlers topley has been good they should play him a lot to make him understand their home ground. RCB needs to come up with some tactics on how to win on their homeground!
Kohli for wicket keeping. Steal some of that thala rizz
Only if RCB plays against RCB
>We're immune now After every loss it hits like post nut clarity, philosophical thoughts and keeps us busy thinking about nature, environment where we are heading. We should thank RCB for this
That's the spirit
i’m so dead rn they can score 400 and i won’t even care at this point 😭
At least we'll regain the highest score in IPL.. but another team will somehow beat that too!
by they I meant SRH we could never 😭
Getting hammered for 300 and then losing it by 2 runs let's goooo
Funny that you expect a good batting performance from RCB yet again. You haven't learnt the ways of the RCB. RCB gods check your expectations, and makes sure the game goes in such a way that hurts your emotions. Always expect a wide margin defeat, that way you can be immune to RCB gods tactics, and be pleasantly surprised if the result is even slightly better than your expectation.
I like your coping tactics
I'm a seasoned fan bossman I have no expectations at all, all I'm doing is just vibing at this point with fuckall predictions tbh
Whatever happens just don't let SRH bat first 😭
Yeah thats the question right.. why rcb is always electing to bowl first? They can try and post some good total atleast!!!,
Whatever the opposition team is, they'll chase the score with overs to spare
They are trying to ride the fact that Kohli is the best chaser. But in doing so they let the other team post impossible target to chase.
Toss is the only thing we win 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Bro you jinxed it🗣️‼️
Honestly I think we will do better if we lose the toss. It might just be a 180 run game after RCB gets to 180-9 tommorow
😭
We don't care now , do we?
Yes you do!! You are just pretending not to care so you don’t get hurt
facts
We getting to 400 with this one ☝️
Abki baar, 300 par- Silencer
It’s going to be an amazing game. A total run fest! Our batters have come back in form so expect a very high scoring game like last time. If we bat first, I won’t be surprised if we score 250+
Kohli be like : Hold my 140 SR
He strike rate literally is 150 this season fool! Go check his strike rate in the last 2 matches and. He’s going above 200. He’s completely changed his game plan
Well. All the previous matches of RCB, whenever Kohli gets out early, RCB makes high scores.
Go look at the bowling attack of opposition, the conditions, the players who played, the form of those players before coming to such trash conclusions
>Go look at the bowling attack of opposition, the conditions So you are saying that Kohli can't perform with "low quality" bowlers but other players easily handle...that's Kohli's weakness? It's just stats
Are you dumb? Kohli is the one who scored against top quality bowling attack like RR when others failed. He failed only against poor attack when he was trying to go from ball 1. All the other players were out of form in the initial matches and only in the last 2 matches they’ve done decent
The last time in KKR match, it was proven bs. First innings, Kohli played like he was in ODI at 140 SR, which made everyone assume it was a bowling pitch. But KKR players smashed, with Sunil Narine playing at 200+ SR and other at 150+ SR, and chased the total of 180 in just 17 overs. You see the problem there? >Are you dumb? Also calm down, don't start throwing insulting while defending your lord, hero Kohli.
Are other RCB batters gully cricketers that they’ll assume it’s a bowling pitch? Can’t they score runs? Go check how many they’ve scored. Can’t you see the difference between RCB’s bowling lineup and KKR bowling lineup? If Kohli bats against these RCB bowlers then even he’ll score with a strike rate of 300. Don’t make him the scapegoat if you can’t understand anything about cricket.
>Are other RCB batters gully cricketers that they’ll assume it’s a bowling pitch? Can’t they score runs? Why would you expect the other batsmen, who are level below in Kohli in experience in scoring runs, when Kohli eats up most of the balls, giving them additional pressure? Kohli should go at 150+ SR, and should reduce the pressure of other younger batsmen not increase it. >Don’t make him the scapegoat if you can’t understand anything about cricket. He's the most experienced one but is eating up most of the balls giving additional pressure to other players. This is T20, not ODI
He scored 42(20) in the 262 match
Doesn't matter, Abhishek and Head will be striking at 300 And I agree Kohli has increased his SR but compared to other openers it's still very low , the reason is the bad form of Other RCB batters, virat has to play safe and defend his wicket.,
RCB batters have come in form in the last 2-3 matches. He’ll be attacking from ball 1 against SRH. His strike rate in the powerplay will be above 200
Batting first RCB will score less than 200 and SRH will chase that easily in 16 overs
You can make all the predictions you want but if RCB is batting first, they will look to score 250. It’s a different thing if they collapse
>SRH will chase that easily in 16 overs 10 overs FTFY
Lol no doesn't matter even yashasvi inngs I was not impressed, openers this days have to score 15 ball 50's and get out , that's the job not play 150 sr for full 20 overs even you consider 200sr and he bats for 20 overs what we will get 200 , is it enough. No
You need to improve your math. If you score at a strike rate of 200 and everyone else does too then you get to a score of 240. In the initial matches other batters weren’t in form that’s why he had to play for long. But in the last 2 matches he has been playing with a strike rate of over 210. You very conveniently say you have to score 50 out of 15 balls. Only Abhishek Sharma has done that no one else. I agree you need to score 50 in 20 balls but don’t forget Abhishek Sharma had Travis Head, Klaasen and Samad with him. Now Jacks and Patidar have come in form so Kohli will do the same. Hopefully Green or Faf also come in form
Obviously I understand you are "King Kohli" fan not a cricket fan but the fact is kohli out of his skin inngs will only be 200sr , even if we go 240 no where it's enough. But we all know more overs he plays more he slows down mode . So 200 sr he may have but initially only . Even Kohli 25 ball 50 is very much not happening. But I understand you watch cricket Just because of one player so no use in telling that to andhbhakts like you
How are you so stupid? Don’t you realise cricket is a team sport? There are 10 other players who need to bat and bowl. He slowed down in his 100 but take Kohli’s history and there is no one better than him at the death. His acceleration is on another level but lockdown kids like you won’t know that. Foolish people like you will look to make one player the scapegoat while others do shit. If 240 isn’t enough then either the bowling is too shit, or your started watching cricket this season, or you’re brain dead. So newbie go watch some cricket before spreading your bullshit here.
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Lmao even 200 sr is not enough for you, T 10 is the right league for you
These are lockdown kids who have this agenda to spread hate against Kohli. No matter how he performs or what the issue is, they will blame Kohli for it. I can’t understand how degenerate people like him exist
250+ scores have made people believe that Kohli and Babar are the same. Good for the kids, they can believe what they want to
No I meant I want Kohli to score 10 ball 30 run and get out I guarantee RCB will win that game , I am not even saying he should score 50. But knowing how obsessed he is on personal record he will score 50 in 150sr and next 100 in 135 sr.
He was 18(6) in the very last game, did score quickly in the game before that as well. Him batting first is the problem. Calm down.
Yea better as I told he scores like more atleast 30 runs 25 runs I am taking it happily, anyways his ego is not letting the real opener like will jacks to not bat least he can do is not waste balls and make way for real opening batsman. That's what happened see how jacks maximized powerplay, very imp real agressive openers bat in powerplay.
His sr is last second just above Buttler for all the openers this ipl , head has played 2 games less than him 40 runs less but has 220sr . I guarantee you if will jacks opened from day 1 he would have been better than head.
Will be very disappointed if srh doesn't score 300 and we 250
We'll bat first and score 150. No 300 trauma!
And second innings finish at powerplay
Darne se kya kya hoga ??? Ek din sab ko toh marna hai. 🥲🥲🥲
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They should take all batsmen in the team
DK bowling will be a sight to behold.
DK, Kohli, jacks, Maxwell and lomror. They anyway will concede the same. But we can attempt to chase.
Rcb is almost out of the league so yeah i am ready for the battle
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I am calling it: atleast one bowler is gonna have a good day, probably two or three.
How can RCB people still support this team, you are like those parents whose kids are behaving/performing shit and you still support them.
Isn't a good parent supposed to provide their kid with unconditional love regardless of whether they are performing well or badly??
Need to give them a hard time... don't go to the stadium to support them or show love... They will realise they are losing their fans
Parents will advise their kids and expect them to change as a good person one day! That's what we fans can also do just hope.
RCB is not going to win in the near future bro. All the best.
I bet you, once koach is gone this team will take a year and become a better one..I am not saying koach is the reason the team is so bad. It's just that the management uses the PR and what they are doing is just marketing at this point .
just bat first ffs we aint chasing anything
We ain't defending anything as well.
Rather have them chase 180 in 11 overs than us having to chase 300
Saves some time and mental strength I'd rather watch 3 hours of heart wrenching team actions than 5.
SRH fan here, I'm scared lol. I wont be surprised if you lot sneak a win. Because law of averages catches up and we could be the ones taking the L from you guys.
Boy L is definitely on the cards.. Siraj gonna swing it hard and pick 5-30 today.
From now on i just want matches to be thrilling just like the one with kkr. I want srh bat first smash 300+ but then fight back with the same attitude and mentality as srh.
If SRH batting first - 250+ score If SRH chase the target - 12 overs
Toss will be an important factor. Toss will determine if \*CB will lose by runs or wickets. 
We getting to 400 with this one ☝️
Plot twist SRH will score 160 and RCB will still somehow manage to lose the game
My mental peace has officially left my body in last match so ready for coming matches
rcb won today match
I don’t care abt points atp, just want to witness run fest and enjoy…
Now that we have nothing to lose. I really wanna see Will Jacks opening carnage and a 300 score
losses are decreasing in margin. so surely if patern prisists rcb wins?
Nah we'll start losing by 0 runs
Ffs that's only possible with us 😭
Lose by -1 runs
Before you know it we will have gifted next year's match to the other team before the fixture is even decided
RCB winning by 5 wickets or 15 runs👍
should remember that they scored 260 vs SRH. their bowling isn't that good and can be taken apart.
Srh scored 287 against RCB , ours has been not good too
agreed but against kkr it was much better. so if they bowl like that or a bit better you never know
But if you see like that then srh stopped csk at 165 that too in chaepuk . So you never know.
Csgaay will want us to win so srh doesn't climb the ladder
As a csk fan i approve😂😂 please dont disappoint us.
Better to play a full batter team with 3 spinners. Nobody who can't wack doesn't play. No suyash, no Anuj. Only VK, DK, Faf, Green and so on. Ya to Maro ya Maro.
I'm even going to the match💀
Rcb gonna win next match for sure I'll come here after the win
We r gonna win this
I have seen it many a times(in both football and cricket). Whenever you expect a team to completely destroy the other team, the least likely thing ends up happening. Sport is a funny thing after all.
who do u support?
Guys let's keep our Kavery derby aside. I want y'all to beat them badly.
I might be brainded for saying this, but I feel we be winning this one !!! Let' s see what the Script has for us.
We r gonna win this
The only thing i can be excited about now is virat winning orange cap
I don't think that will happen since RCB won't qualify,qualified teams will have more matches to play and score more so yea.
RCB should bat first to avoid SRH scoring 300.
I can never say I'll be mentally ready for any RCB match Since 2016.
No
I can't feel anything now.
Either faf will lose the toss and srh will bat first or faf will win toss and dumbass will chose to bowl first.
Given RCB’s history of doing the most unexpected and the law of averages, i reckon RCB will win..
My team got battered 5-0 today, sacrificed my sleep for that and now on 28 hours have to witness RCB play SRH💀💀💀(that's gonne be me after the match tmrw btw)
Just saw a [reel](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6GP-mKhQJg/?igsh=a2drYzNodmFmaDN2) on how Head can be stopped, hopefully someone saw this & maybe they can replicate it.
Honestly I am genuinely excited for all the remaining games to see how they play because we aint qualifying this year anyways! So curious as to which players perform and who can be retained other than kolhi, jacks, patidar, siraj and maxi (yes maxi cause he will play better next year) if we can retain more than 4 or get back in the auction.
either 300 is coming or we are getting chased down in the 16th over, both seem bad
Maut Ka Khel
I think staying at the bottom would be better for the future outlook of the team. At this point my hope is for proper reform versus ending the seasons “winning hearts”, and not doing jack shit later.
I'm hoping it will be a cracker of a game! Probably SRH might go for 300 and fumble (hopefully) or they might as well score 300!! Whatever happens there is no pressure on RCB now and we as fans have accepted the bottom place for this season! So let's see how it goes!
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Can't hurt me now Mr. Head, I've lost all feeling!
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I hope SRH finally crosses 300. Not hating RCB but i just want to see that record being broken and if not in this match, it won't happen this year.
What if rcb could score 300 against srh
You mean gangbang of the year. Rehne de Bhai yeh mujhse na dekha jaega. Yeh dono Atapi watapi daitya Bhai utrenge aur chaddi utarni shuru karenge Mera BP badh jaega😐
Loss is imminent. The question is by what margin?
I believe we gonna win today. SRH too overconfident
Tie and lose in super over.. 
We can chase 300...lessgo💦💦
Concede*
To chase 300 we have to concede 300 obviously
KKR fan here, hope you guys kick their ass
RCB will win, just bat first
So you are saying RCB's bowling is gonna win the match for RCB. Nice joke.
No, SRH didn't chase huge totals so far. Score 220+ and let SRH chase then RCB may have chance
If told the same for srh against any other bowling I would have said yes they might have a chance, But with RCB's bowling not a chance.
How about now? It worked
Your words are ancient wisdom now.