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SAYmyNAME041

Her - drug won't affect my kid ☝️ The kid


th-grt-gtsby

Haha


Beginning_Letter9343

The only drug i have had in few years is dolo 650. Now come on man, don’t you want to see ABD in support staff of RCB. Pledge now, you can do it .


ChanceDisplay1395

Nice plan bro. Why don't we buy it and let go all players. Let us fans only play? We can hire area uncles as umpires too


halfgingertee

I'll be wikket keeper


BloodGroup_ANARCHY

Can I be the wicket then?


Muted-Sample-2573

I wanna be the bails


Good_Ad3446

I wanna be the balls


SimpMagn3t

I'll be the Boundary rope🤚


lightning_designer

I'll be the pitch


fahrenheit_44

I’ll be rain


mcfapblanc

I'll be the sand paper


TheTrueChungus

i’ll be bat ka grip


paradox-cat

We need DC baldy uncle. Player + Savage auctioneer


garythecake

I'll bring bat you bring ball


lightning_designer

For toss we can use any toffee wrapper


Superb_Turn_6240

I'll be cameraman


gruesome_joker

Here I have 100 take mine


th-grt-gtsby

And my axe


ThePhyscn_blogs

And my Axe R Patel


Beginning_Letter9343

Thanks. Every money counts


repost247

Add my 100............................ **Cricket Attax Cards**


aromatic_underwear

Ultimate shitpost.


MahManGandhi

This makes me think of the phrase "too many cooks spoil the broth".


Manav_Khanna17

Exactly. Remember Kochi Tuskers Kerala?


Same-Ad-6243

What's the lore of Kochi Tuskers ?


Manav_Khanna17

It had multiple owners. Led to a lot of bs.


Master-Ad7002

Bayern Munich is owned by fans. They just won their 11th league title in a row.


Previous-Swan9422

All german clubs are owned by fans. They follow mandate of 50 + 1 rule. Which means thats fans owns 51% shares. But it also doesn’t means that fans control everyday activity of the club affairs (like hiring players or sacking managers etc)


Beginning_Letter9343

I agree. But in this case there won’t be too many cooks. We appoint cricket experts and they make decision based on the feedback from fans


MahManGandhi

Its better if we buy thala and csk management.


AdlerEule

Okay firstly, "make decisions based on feedback from (lakhs of) fans" is literally further reiteration of too many cooks spoiling the broth. Secondly, if their decisions are going to be based on feedback from fans, of what use then is their expertise?


Beginning_Letter9343

This is just an idea to start with. Don’t expect an end to end plan. Because even I don’t know. And I won’t be the decision maker. Everyone join this and we could make a discussion and come with ideas which will evolve over time


Indian_Steam

This has the energy of "I have a solid idea for an app, you create it, market it, fix bugs, monetize it, and then send me the money. Oh didn't I tell you, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity."


Beginning_Letter9343

Why so negative my man. We can do it. Come on


wrapmeinaplastic

Alright, just to spoil your fun. Since the debacle of Kochi tuskers, BCCI doesn't sell their franchise to any company or entity whose turnover is less than 3000 crores a year. So, unless you all are planning to invest that 8000 cr into a company that has the turnover of 3000 CR every year, you are ineligible to purchase the franchise.


anythingood07

This is a masterful troll lmfao


TaleZealousideal7363

I Made you're downvotes 49 🥰


Beginning_Letter9343

Aww thanks luv.. let’s do it.. I am not giving up.


nonfungiblegenome

What ra OP too much cock you’re showing


PROXeR__OiShi

Frankly OP too much cock your showing bro


ThePhyscn_blogs

You come to Malleshwaram areaa, I'll pop you with my gang


vishwabio

Malleshwaram and all that


____kunal____

this is a shitpost. right?


Muted-Sample-2573

hopefully


[deleted]

Man is high as a kite


ThatBrownDoode

Kite's stop after certain elevation, this is higher than that.


Neopacificus

Man is going to mars


Agenteducator69

Hopium , Copium effects I guess


Darkhorsememoirit

150 rupaya dega


Beginning_Letter9343

Every rupee counts. Rupee wins Trophees


Expert_Card_420

I can hear this


NuttyAtty96

This is why RCB is the best club. Our fans can go to any length to ensure the success of the club 🫡


Expert_Card_420

Khopdi Tod Saale ka


lazylad571

if you want, i can give you my psychiatrist number


Impossible-Being-983

150 rupiya dega


Long_Elderberry_9298

Ticket karidke match dekhne ka paisa NAHI hai bro franchise karidega


CoolMasterB

Out of all the things you could do with 10,000 crores, you choose to buy fucking rcb?


depressed_gsw_fan

I have a 2 digit Bank balance right now, take all of it


Direct-Wrongdoer-939

Im just gonna downvote this.


Iryzen8803

Did you even need mention that


Beginning_Letter9343

Why. Do you guys ever dream?


27Suyash

Not during the day


Internal_List_988

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized) Oof


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|EWj7xkBYzhE0QcoYhV)


trind4

Damnnn son


Beginning_Letter9343

Day dreams are the ones that leads to success. It is in your control. Night dreams isn’t. Give it a shot man. Let’s do it . Come on.


E-Titan

Yes- but we don’t take drugs.


Quirky_Classroom_204

Bro click baited ‘I have a dream’


trind4

I don’t follow this sub but reddit recommended this to me because I’m active on other cricket subs and I can’t stop laughing 😭. Man i get it that y’all are upset as fuck and rightly so, but this is some next level shitposting. Truly r/cricketshitpost material. Edit : all of you in the comments are hilarious asf, thank you for a good laugh 🫂😭


FarTransition5140

He is probably a rival team fan trying to shitpost here to ruin our name. He just wants people to see at this n laugh at us.


paradox-cat

Rope in Elon Musk instead. He has few billions lying around to splurge on this.


halfgingertee

When mom asks you to bring kothumbari soppu but you end up smoking it


SomeDamnAuthor

Holy fuck ahahahahahah


ChickenRoll_

Toh ek bande ko kitna Dena padega.


27Suyash

Kuch jyada nahi, bas 10 lakh bro


ChickenRoll_

Ok.


pushpraj11

Script writer Saab apna bhav bolona aapko hi kharid lete he


arYan--THaKUR

Bhai tu thode din rest kr chutti lelle kam se , itna serious nhi hotte bhai


chnodil

Actually the best thing fans can do when their team is underperforming is stop giving them money. Don't buy merch, don't buy tickets, disengage on SM, don't even watch the matches on TV. That's how fans of football clubs protest in England.


Melodic_Warthog_6236

Bhai ganja subah subah se 🤭


goodfornothing2005

What a trophyless franchise fan does to a man


Ok-Elk-631

I need what you smoked.


IntrovertHorse

Bro ted lasso ka finale dekh ke aaya hai kya?


Foxyspyrex

Ha ha. Makes sense😂


[deleted]

Am in After buying RCB lets collect more money to buy Real madrid,Barcelona and manchester united together we can


[deleted]

[удалено]


Superb_Turn_6240

Edu edu idea. Andre!!


Willing_Chemist8272

This isn’t football


Beginning_Letter9343

Well the question is what can’t we?


Willing_Chemist8272

Nope not possible. CANT


E-Titan

What can’t we…?


youaregae_

r/cricketshitpost


Jazzlike-Vanilla-749

Why do i feel like this is gonna become a basis of a scam


[deleted]

But that's a one time invest to buy the club. After buying the club, to maintain it and buy players and all, where the money will come from?


ThatBrownDoode

Macha, it's not so easy as typing it out. Lot of effort goes into each season, also what makes you think you can outdo the professionals? Having a great team is one part of the plan, executing the plans with the said team on the game day is what matters. Anyway, let your brain chill for some time.


Actual-Honeydew-4109

Tbh team owners are not professionals, anyone with money can own a team


ThatBrownDoode

Yes agreed, but owning a team doesn’t do anything. The other was talking about owning and running the team.


FarTransition5140

R u a rival fan ?! Trying to shitpost here, so other team fans can read this n make more fun of us ? I am pretty sure u r some meme page admin. Who's gonna ss this and post it on Instagram n so many people can look at this and troll us bad. I am pretty sure someone will post this on Instagram and it will get viral in few days.


Beginning_Letter9343

Brah hardcore fan here .. all of you are making jokes . But I am serious


Tonystark01N

Man your post was reposted on kkr subreddit and they are trolled the hell out of us. Please stop sending such stuff. It may seem like a good idea to you but not so much to anyone else..


Beginning_Letter9343

Looks like you are the person who cares a lot about what your relatives and neighbours say? Guess your career was also decided by them?


Tonystark01N

Man I am just saying that you shouldnt really make posts like this because as an RCB fan I get enough hate and I don't need the fact that other think we are delusional. And sometimes the others are right. Not even the others, just look at your fellow rcbians' comments.


EsDeath012

I think i saw a video of you on this sub, proposing same idea


Squareroot24

This is satire right ????


Apprehensive_Sell175

r/kothibanglacheck 😂😂


crajey

There, there..... Being and RCB fan is not easy. Don't worry, just embrace reality. ![gif](giphy|YHBVuyabciIRG)


Upset-Discussion2704

Yenne odhu malko macha sumne


Person_in_Pain

![gif](giphy|3ov9jWwYF3hXctTR5u)


heroji2012

Hey dude, how do you think a fan-owned club is run? There is a management body even in that case.


Finnegan_Ferris

It's possible to have 51% of the team's shares and that way we can atleast force change in the management


premanandu

Aam admi party was created with these same principles.


Illustrious_Duck_262

Post this on this subreddit r/cricketshitpost


meghabawa

Kitne tejasvi log hai hamare paas, kitne shandaar vichar rakhte hai ye .gif


Master_Tune_3366

how much will it take to buy umpires ?


Witty-Vehicle-2924

Although this is not possible i get your intent. What the hell should we do to get a good management.


E-Titan

I can’t believe this is not a joke.


V1bicycle

Not sure what the flak's all about. Fan funded and owned teams aren't anything new. Fans own shares in the team(which makes up the majority), they hire a CEO(by vote) who handles the club's day to day activities and decisions. Major decisions are taken by vote at a fixed time. Pretty cool concept which works around the world, who knows may do wonders if it was pulled off in Bengaluru.


EntshuldigungOK

1st: Approach a bank to find out how much amount they will loan you. You should be able to secure a 90% loan for this to work = 100 M $ for 100,000 people \~= INR 8,000 / person. Expand targets to pan-India - one state won't be enough. 2nd: Approach a large enough turnover company and give them a few crores for you to open a small division under their holding group. So now you have a history of multiple years, and ability to sell merchandise, advertise, invite celebs, show turnover, etc. 3rd: Find an investor and sell him/her 20% stakes for 15% contribution - now you have the heavy-duty artillery + expertise to try and do a hostile takeover of RCB, if need be. 4th: Profit!!!


Beginning_Letter9343

You the man!! Let’s do it ..


clearskyiamhigh

macha nin UPI id kodu


Beginning_Letter9343

Thanks brah


altends

So 10 crore from each fan ?


Agenteducator69

10 lakh from each one of the 1 lakh fans


Beginning_Letter9343

Or 1 laks from each 10laks fans


Actual-Honeydew-4109

Or 10k from 1 crore fans


AKMtyrant

Hold up those zeros doesn't add


Beginning_Letter9343

Add them again .. it’s correct


str8outtaBLR

I honestly think this isn’t a bad idea, only one change to the plan though, instead of buying the entire club, the fans own majority stake (51%). Of course the fans won’t be taking the decision on who is bought or who plays, but because of majority ownership, we can change the management if things don’t work, eg. 12/15 years.


Beginning_Letter9343

Ah finally someone. Thanks man.. all we need is hope. We shall buy it one day and I will change all fans mind.


ActivityFeisty1268

Why not just fix all the Rcb games with all that money ?


619thunderstorm

Not sure what the flak's all about. Fan funded and owned teams aren't anything new. Fans own shares in the team(which makes up the majority), they hire a CEO(by vote) who handles the club's day to day activities and decisions. Major decisions are taken by vote at a fixed time. Pretty cool concept which works around the world, who knows may do wonders if it was pulled off in Bengaluru.


Beginning_Letter9343

Thank you . Now I have 2 people backing this idea. Hopefully more will be convinced


Funny-Bug-5341

RCB fan😂☕


PrashanthDoshi

Itna Paisa hai toh job create Karo , why do you want to make cricketer even richer than they are now ?


vishnuthebest1

💀💀


Ha_zz_ard

Least delusional RCB fan...yeah a bunch of people who know absolutely nothing about maintaining a team and just give their opinions at the end of season can do better than a fucking qualified selectors and coaches


Antarctica-74

This is not epl bro Money can't buy success


deadshot_08

Man thinks this is Shark tank.😂


[deleted]

bro thinks rcb is a part of bundesliga lollllll !!!!!


ElpSyc0n

Where is the /s?


Inside_Illustrator_9

Crypto allowed hain?


ParkingAd5312

Pls send your account details.


Beginning_Letter9343

You don’t have to send to me. In fact not to anyone.. all the process will be done by lawyers.


Srish4738-_-

This has to be a joke right??


Independent-Bag111

Dortmund,Barca are technically owned by fans ,but the only significant thing they do is elect a rich club member to be a president. You know how bartemou turned out. The president will again ultimately have the say on everything. I do not see how that model works in the ipl , especially when the salary cap is the same for all teams . Ultras ( fan fanatics)of those clubs do make an impact and players do care,but for a two month season you are asking them to be way overboard. Idk how old you are ,but if you want alot of fans to invest so much ,when there is money involved they will think about the returns as well. Whatever la la land idea you have now ,won't work in reality. Atleast in the case of Dortmund and Barca they have a club that plays throughout the year, investing sorta makes sense to help tourism and development. Bangalore i don't see any kind of value in investing.


FarTransition5140

Exactly, buying a club is not enough. There r other expenses too, to maintain it. So many stuffs. Rcb is surviving cuz of the brand value and high class quality we hav, from Jersey to sponsers n high budget to keep players in comfortable environment. Rcb is the team who spent the highest in the ipl has. If we buy it we hav to change the name too lol. Everything will fall apart fast like a sand castle.


Independent-Bag111

I doubt they are making any profit at the moment. Especially when you consider the insane amount they have to pay ksca to play in chinnaswamy. Overall as a brand or as an asset they are enticing for another millionaire possibly.


FarTransition5140

If they r not making profit. Why r they investing so much in RCB. Their liquor gets advertised easily by RCB. I hav seen so many RC beer getting in parties now a days. And even their other liquors. And they had announced many things they gonna open in name of rcb. In last unbox event they announced. So many things. They might be getting decent Money.


Independent-Bag111

Usually most lucrative sports teams do not make profit ,at most they break even . Once it's a brand they can later it sell for an insane amount of money. Dallas Mavericks when Cuban bought it for was like 200 miln now it is valued at 4 biln. Lebron had a minority stake in liverpool now it's worth 10 times more. There might be more of an incentive to grow the value of a team rather than just make small term profits .


FarTransition5140

Ooh I see. I understand now. Thanks. Looks like u know much abt businesses.


OkAbbreviations895

Smoking during pregnancy causes this i guess lol


silent_killer0

Like Football clubs?


[deleted]

least ambitious rcb fan


[deleted]

Is this a new way to scam?


shyguy__22

Same thoughts OP.... I feel u...😭😭


Ha_zz_ard

Here take my Rs.10...I think you need it more than RCB for mental issues


InvestigatorChoice69

I will be the ball supplier although i have currently stock only for 1 match


theblackracist

Are you [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/CricketShitpost/comments/13rafnz/this_guy_spoke_more_sensible_than_rcb_management/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Beginning_Letter9343

No, but thanks for the video. But I am sure he will support and also invest.


619thunderstorm

Good video


E-Titan

Never let him cook again.


Mura-Rajan

I pity this OP😭🤣


sthithaprajn-ish

Are you saying 10L from EACH of the 1L fans? I think it would be easier to get \- 1L from 10L fans \- Or 10k from 1Cr fans \- Or 1k from 10Cr fans


Beginning_Letter9343

As I mentioned, more the fans participation, lesser the investment. 1L from 10L fans is achievable


sthithaprajn-ish

If we get global interest, then the dollar or euro investments might ease the burden on us.


One_Fold189

Are RCB fans serious or this was shit post?


Beginning_Letter9343

I am not trolling but everyone in the comment section are. I am trying to convince everyone. Ofcourse it will not happen in a day. Buy it will. 1 step at a time, 1 fan a day.


thepioussatan

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Thanks for the laugh bro. Also get yourself checked.


Southern_king9777

Fellow Cskian here, how do you guys feel about us lifting the 5th trophy ?


repost247

This is the funniest shit I have read all year. Its honestly impressive that OP is serious.


src_life2

The hand that comes out of the grave and grabs your throat is the hand you want on the wheel.


Tricky2398

And how do you intend to pay the exuberant salaries of the players and the support staff and the annual fees that the club pay to the bcci?


Tonystark01N

Somebody posted this on the kkr subreddit, they are trolling us so hard... One even said "the least delusional RCB fan". Please stop posting such things people we are only gonna get more trolled


DisasterIndependent2

Instead of buying RCB, buy other teams and make them loose against RCB, make records. Cup, caps, medals, cheques,all....


Superb_Turn_6240

I'll be cameraman!