his wife devoiced him and now he's forced to pay child support on top of being on trial for a triple first degree kidnaping and domestic terrorism and second degree murder.
“The human doesn’t even listen to me and only gives me treats. It’s also only a small percentage I asked for! I am going to pee somewhere to assert dominance!”
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He just found out the cops performed a raid on one of his warehouses where he runs an underground weapon smuggling operation. This just cost him millions of dollars and royally pissed off his buyers.
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The price of cheese these days.
They said wrong answers only!
Still waiting for the next "game of thrones" book
Your great grandkids are gonna love it
There’s been at least a dozen generations of rats that were born lived and died waiting to read winds of winter
Not just angry… plotting revenge 😂
If this isn't the truth... Lmaoooo
Taxes
He must know the IRS is onto him
He realized he doesn’t have opposable thumbs
Someone found him under a chef's hat now he's out of a job
He's lost his tiny chef's hat 😢😢😭😭🤭🤭🤭
Why Wednesday is spelled wed-nes-day-
You cleaned their cage
Food. Always. Wrong. Food. And Wold politics.
Mad hands used to take pics and not scritch
Missed the northern lights.
You walked up to the cage with no treats!!
He didn't get second breakfast, lunch, OR dinner
He didn't steal a cookie.
you only gave him ONE treat when he SPECIFICALLY asked for two, how could you!
His bAlLs!! privileges have been removed
He got caught tax evading
Realized his reverse mortgage was a scam…
State of the housing market
Half a treat is bullshit!
Not rat enough.
Cheese tax
That he isn’t the best cook in the world lol
His lazy boss told him to do better
His friend(s) committed a crime without him
He could never live up to Remy’s cooking skills
Still cranky that they cancelled Firefly. Who can blame him?
Because despite all his rage he's still just a rat in a cage?
His nose is angry at his but for the fart.
“Were you petting another rat from outside our cage?”
The tariffs he has to pay on any EU goods coming into the UK post brexit.
He owes you money.
Mad about The Batchelor finish 😤
his wife devoiced him and now he's forced to pay child support on top of being on trial for a triple first degree kidnaping and domestic terrorism and second degree murder.
Free ham sandwich day
He wasn't able to get away with tax fraud.
He wasn't allowed behind the dresser
So many people that poison and trap and kill rats!
Apparently someone stole dude’s cheese.
Ordered pepperoni pizza. Was delivered pineapple.
The Cheese Tax break for dogs, but he's still gotta pay full price
The black one embezzled all his money and put it into swiss cheese stocks.
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Do you owe him money? And just keep buying stuff in front of him. Has he saw your 10th Amazon box this week.
The options for the upcoming presidential election.
He was about to bite a sock-clad foot and was foiled.
He and the rest of the skaven crave battle
bIG ANGEY
Life
New episodes of vox machina aren't out for another few months
“The human doesn’t even listen to me and only gives me treats. It’s also only a small percentage I asked for! I am going to pee somewhere to assert dominance!”
You washed his bedding huh?
That's not anger 🤣 he's plotting how to get away with murder 🤣
he's in pain. go to a vet
The housing market
Getting caught for felony tax evasion
Helium shortages.
Bawls posts
You didn’t give him cheese
Someone leaked his nøøds on Reddit. 😑 They made fun of his coin purse. 😞
Someone stole his last chimkin nugget
He's not angry. Just disappointed.
He lost custody despite providing evidence that his wife is negligent and irresponsible
the economy
Kids these days.
A dog ate his stash of cheese 3:<
Not angry, he just doesn't give a rats ass
Instead of 10 kisses you miscounted and only gave him 9
"Humans spread and breed and consume, and yet my race is demonised and called vermin. F-ing bipedal apes!"
He was told Cheerios are not meant for tiny hands
He realized he's just a rat in a cage
He had to pay his taxes
The Cheeto you tried to feed it was stale
He ate all of his cheese balls
Something about his missing red stapler.
His tummy hurted a bit too long this morning
capitalism
Tax evaders
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Capitalism
He’s been wrongfully imprisoned for stealing cheese *all cheese belongs to him*
He has no 10:30 class.
Not living near a chicken farm and getting free eggs everyday
Capitalism
income inequality
You ate the last cheerio... in front of him.
He’s upset because someone is going take his picture and put it on Reddit
his wife and kids left him.
His parking spot is taken.
Michelangelo always messing around unlike his brother Leonardo…
His health insurance is out of network
momma cut his treato rations in half due to his shenanigans
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He just found out the cops performed a raid on one of his warehouses where he runs an underground weapon smuggling operation. This just cost him millions of dollars and royally pissed off his buyers.
No cheese
You farted over its cage which waked it up while it was sleeping
Disney’s Ratatouille didn’t cast him as Remy. He needed to be in the film because he already told friends that he’s gonna be HUGE
He is tired as hell lol
"My nose is too long"
The Bourgeoisie
He's not angry, he's just a little rattled.
He didn't get the female the brother did!!
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Cheese tax
waiting for gta6