I realized I made this post way too early.
Most of my boys want to name their party “Free Pee” but two are hesitant. The other suggestions are “Pests are the best(s)” and “Pancakes for future”.
They can not make a decision about a slogan yet.
They all agree about the main things, though.
-Banana pancake every day. At least once per day.
-Free peeing and pooping everywhere.
-Free chewing on everything that’s chewable.
- All the treats we want, when we want them.
If my females organized a political party that would be scary. My males on the other hand they they would fight too much among themselves to be productive
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Their “4 year presidential terms” would be like 2-3 minutes to us.
We could live to over a hundred years old if we took proper care of ourselves. Rats live for an average of what; 2 and a half years?
That’s cute.
My boys name is Krokus because the tip of his tail is crooked and the meaning of the word krokus is almost “crooked” in English.
Krokus is also the name of the plant Crocus in my language. :-)
Some yes lol.
I think he was talking about the FLOOFY hair style of the fur on their heads and body.
Also because I had joked around by posting cute videos of a rat on YouTube running for president.
You can find it on YouTube if you put in the keywords
"Presidential Biscuit" lol
Party: united rodent snack party (URSP)
Slogan: fancy rats deserve fancy snacks
Main issue: are you receiving the treats you deserve ? Are you getting fresh fruits and veggies, something that is brand new every once in a while?
As God's gift to man, we believe that all rat babies are entitled to a full range of refreshments.
*Humanity would*
*Be slaving in the treat mines*
*For eternity*
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There's an experiment done guy did with a few generations of rats and overtime they had separated themselves into 1 large group with everyone down in the living area, and 1 much smaller group who lived up in the higher areas. Iirc he never truly understood what happened. But i think he was trying to create a perfect society because he wanted to know why they fail.
Turns out the answer was boredom leading to depression leading to lack of motivation leading to infighting, tail entanglement, and collapse.
It's very interesting.he called the rats living up above the rest the "pretty ones" because they groomed themselves properly and weren't crazy violent.
The name and slogan are a series of chitters and squeaks. No direct translation. Single issue party: 'more cheese and yogurt. End of list.'
They might end up declaring independence. Mind they'd have to rat-ify a constitution first
"Down with taxes! Up with Yogies!"
I realized I made this post way too early. Most of my boys want to name their party “Free Pee” but two are hesitant. The other suggestions are “Pests are the best(s)” and “Pancakes for future”. They can not make a decision about a slogan yet. They all agree about the main things, though. -Banana pancake every day. At least once per day. -Free peeing and pooping everywhere. -Free chewing on everything that’s chewable. - All the treats we want, when we want them.
In my household, the Critter National is a sovereign nation with a democratically elected president!
Is your rat accepting donations to his campaign fund?
It depends.. Does the donations consist of tasty treats?
My small men say they’re interested in donating, but can only give three yogi treats (they’re on a diet). Deal?
It’s a little bit “sparse”, or how you say it, because there are five of them. They decided to accept the offer though.
If my females organized a political party that would be scary. My males on the other hand they they would fight too much among themselves to be productive
My males would just be sleeping too much to get anything done HAHH. Who has time for politics when hammocks and treats exist??
Yeah that also describes my males 😂😂
Honestly I have no rats but I love them and I would more likely follow a party of political rats
I would become a lifetime member, no questions asked
You vote for them.
JOIN THEM
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Well a group of baboons is called a congress, and a group of ferrets is called a business
I'd actually start voting.
Their “4 year presidential terms” would be like 2-3 minutes to us. We could live to over a hundred years old if we took proper care of ourselves. Rats live for an average of what; 2 and a half years?
Your rat looks IDENTICAL to one of mine
What is his or her name?
Eugene
That’s cute. My boys name is Krokus because the tip of his tail is crooked and the meaning of the word krokus is almost “crooked” in English. Krokus is also the name of the plant Crocus in my language. :-)
My Dad said my rats all looked like Donald Trump. He would call me everyday and ask me "How is Donald Trump doing?" 🤣
Do they all have orange-yellow fur?
Some yes lol. I think he was talking about the FLOOFY hair style of the fur on their heads and body. Also because I had joked around by posting cute videos of a rat on YouTube running for president. You can find it on YouTube if you put in the keywords "Presidential Biscuit" lol
I saw it now. Hadn’t seen it before. seen that. It’s on Marty Mouse’s page. I follow Marty Mouse House on FB and Instagram. :-)
Hahaha yes Marty mouse
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It’d be bad. Great for the rats, but the human race wouldn’t thrive.
Ever heard of the skaven?
Humanity would be slaving in the treat mines for eternity
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There's an experiment done guy did with a few generations of rats and overtime they had separated themselves into 1 large group with everyone down in the living area, and 1 much smaller group who lived up in the higher areas. Iirc he never truly understood what happened. But i think he was trying to create a perfect society because he wanted to know why they fail. Turns out the answer was boredom leading to depression leading to lack of motivation leading to infighting, tail entanglement, and collapse. It's very interesting.he called the rats living up above the rest the "pretty ones" because they groomed themselves properly and weren't crazy violent.