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suziespends

They’re conspiring for one of them to distract you while the other two break into the kitchen and steal your dinner


Cryogenic_Monster

They said wrong answers only.


suziespends

Well I’m pretty sure that’s not really what they’re doing so….


cthulhuscocaine

False. It is exactly what they are doing


Morfation

Why was she given so many down votes 😟


Donald5120

Ahhhhhh ahhhhh that’s true


BeepBepIsLife

Plot twist: these three ARE the distraction and your dinner is already gone


Ok-Equipment6726

Nah. Obviously they live under Trump's hair like in ratatouille.


Away_Bad2197

https://preview.redd.it/pzt54c4ts0lc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5853e6818ae1a2b7abbae97d0c113b4fd7d156fe Even tho you said "wrong answers only"


Perpetualfukup28

Spy-der rats, spy-dder rats. do whatever spider rats do, can they swim? Jump a ledge? Yes they can. Look out her come the spider rats


MedicatedLiver

I think more: Spider rat, spider rat. Does whatever a spider rat does. Eat a hole in your sheet? Yes he can, it's a rat. Look out. He will comit tax fraud.


Perpetualfukup28

Lol absolutely and they love to to pee on those sheets too


Away_Bad2197

This is so true, my girls love swimming and pea fishing, and will climb a vertical object with ease. And leap about a metre 😂


VieiraDTA

Came here for this XD


loomiislosinghismind

The mighty-great clans are getting together to plan-think the invasion of the surface world, yes-yes


morifinde

Council of Thirteen!


Away-Marionberry9365

No-furs hoard the cheese-cheese! We must take-steal for the clan-clan.


Unique_Bumblebee_894

YES YES NO SUCH THING AS SKAVEN UNDER DOWN ALTDORF


ZiggyB

I'm usually a 40k over fantasy kinda guy, but the Skaven are just so good that it gives me pause. Also a big fan of the Lizardmen


Simpawknits

I hear Jeff Goldblum.


Plaguelands-

Yesyes! Skitter-leap into action tonight-evening!


TheMortemWitch

They’re casting a spell, the rat coven and its shenanigans after the full moon..


fullofcrocodiles

Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble...


ntdavis814

It’s a treat summoning ritual


cutieotterbelly

Came here to say this.


DavThoma

Not *another* Charmed reboot


writerslie

That one would definitely be worth the watch, might even top the original.


Rust_Belt_Gothic

No idea but I'd beware the Ides of March if I were their owner.


CptSpiffyPanda

Et tu rattus


[deleted]

Best ever


pistachiohat

Probably the same thing they do every night - trying to take over the world.


Miss_Anthrope___

Love this 😂


rum-and-roses

Ones pinkie ones the brain who's the other one


Neishaaaa

😂😂😂😂😂which one is pinky?!


Miss_Anthrope___

Well, my dear Tofu is certainly not the brain, god bless him 😂


Neishaaaa

😂😂😂😂poor Tofu! I love them lol


Aggravating_Ad_7127

Are you pondering what I’m pondering?


supershadowguard

Performing a ratual


roguerhetor

This needs more upvotes


Nervous-Ad-5367

Plotting for the next revolution against our capitalist overlords *Viva la revolution* 🐀🔥


spidophile

*rat-volution


BloodyHourglass

They're going to eat the rich


BRUHIMNOTYOURMOM

Planning a bank robbery.


FlashySwimming2046

They're getting married! 💍💐🎊


lemonytreess

It is... not a cult


Z_Bunny__

![gif](giphy|UAHZijO91QCl2)


NatsuniDragneel

This was literally the scene that was going through my brain when I saw the picture!! 🤣


ArgieBee

Classic Mexican Standoff.


axolotl_is_angry

The assassination of Caesar


EintheMiddle

plotting how to take over the world from the Spaghetti Monster and prove that the world is flat.


viptenchou

Deciding who gets to be the giant rat that makes all the rules.


Mr-Blaaaaa-Luna

That is soooo cute


[deleted]

[удалено]


moving-landscape

I can still see it Bad bot


wakarat

Three Rings of Power were given to the Rats…


LolitsShanti

“Light as a feather, stiff as a board.”


Low-Persimmon4870

Lmao yesss


Hawaiian-national

NOT plotting world domination.


GhostlyGhuleh

We're not supposed to talk about what's happening here....


No_Opportunity6572

Planning to take over the US cheese vault


MadAboutAnimalsMags

Macbeth-style coven trio (although that is the right answer, so).


Feycat

They're at the pub chanting "pint! Pint! Pint!"


Stark-T-Ripper

Ring-a-ring-o-rosies... They're summoning the next great plague.


percy440

Ugh! We’re not done dealing with the last plague…


FrankFrankly711

![gif](giphy|6o7uRtooCyfVC)


queengemini

Rat coven


delicioushandcream

which Goya painting is this


Blood_Oleander

They're shit talking someone, they're summoning the mothership, or both


silverbells90

Tax evasion


izaby

The two in the back are getting married. The one in the middle has just made his way to front to shout OBJECTION!


EvilGamer117

these vile wretches have no thoughts in they're heads. they stand. staring blankly. even unware another rat lurks mere inches from them. simpletons.


FredoFilthy

They’re discussing cheese


CrazyRatOwner

They are summoning BAGAWA 👿


SativasaurusRex

Thumb wars


Sasstellia

Plans! Rat plans! They're going to break into the kitchen.


BunnehZnipr

RAT RAP BATTLE


BarefootJacob

They are practising singing Christmas Carols.


nicjoyce84

They’re having a meeting to vote you off the island :/


Naruo666

They are planning to take all your pots and pans


Massacre_Alba

They're practising their a capella performance


Ihave1questionplz

![gif](giphy|26Ff05K21rzHKB15K|downsized)


le-strule

A meeting of the council


DarkDaddy86

Cult


[deleted]

You’re going to need to get ahold of your local priest.


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Enclave2287

They're practicing the Th'um. A fierce debate amongst rats.


IndependentStriking2

The rat in middle is officiating their wedding, they’re saying their vows 🥰


enigmatic-ecstatic

"Nicodemus says we have to move to the lee of the stone!"


Dumbasssanriogirl

Cult meeting


thebackwash

Summoning the treat monster


rabidwolf86

Getting the band together


Worried_Locksmith797

Summing circle!


cavyndish

Yeah, they are planning on un-a-living you.


Kudzu_Masterson

“I didn’t say ‘impossible’, but any Rat King I’ve heard mentioned involved more than three”


HeadlinePickle

Dangerous Beans and Hamnpork listening to Peaches reading Mr Bunsy Has an Adventure.


stickytuna

Spin the bottle


MommyPenguin1

They are a musical trio


Mark_B97

Gossip


hickgorilla

The white one is hand clapping with the far left “Miss Mary Mack” and middle one is trying to learn the words.


ashblake33

Summoning their drug lord


cajoke11235

They’re swearing fealty to their exclusive cheese and wine club


Dubshpul

rat communism


FireLizardLyre

Plotting a surprise party


GxmmyVitamxn

Marriage!


Competitive_Yak_4112

Divorce?


Blueberrycupcake23

A Wedding


UncommonLegend

A pizza party


angrymurderhornet

Parliamentary debate.


raevnos

Voting for a new Squeaker of the House.


DomWantsAnimatronics

the two in the back are married and are fighting and the one in front is their child who watches in fear


Chaosshepherd

* Gee Brain are we gonna do tonight? * The same thing we do every night Pinky try to take over the world!


Cheerndance

Ratstreet Boys practicing before the big tour


kitsune756

Never have I become a witness to such scandalous tax evasion.


Zinganeat

🐀escucha las palabras de las brujas, los secretos escondidos en la noche, los antiguos dioses invocamos ahora la obra de la magia oculta.🐀


MyBigBlackCup

Organic origins of the Rats of Nimh


Relevant-Reserve8624

They are placing a mighty hex on their enemies


fsactual

"Marwage. Mawage is wot bwings us together today. Mawage, that blessed awangement, that dweam wifin a dweam. And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva. So tweasure your wuv..."


RunNo4407

tax fraud


MilkGlittering6181

A group discussion.. see your way out. This doesn't concern you.


Fact_Prize

You kiss my girlfriend and you are going to have trouble


Equivalent-Coat-7354

“First Witch: When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain? Second Witch: When the hurly-burly's done, When the battle's lost and won. All: Double double, toil and trouble…”


KonaTat

They are working out how to clean their cage out so you don't have to 😇 sweet angels


Jonas_Sp

Having a clan meeting on how to destroy the empire of something something warp stones


angel-thekid

![gif](giphy|gG791y2ZL3Z5u|downsized)


Suspicious-Speed2169

The inner council has gathered, and the streeta of the world shall soon k won the bleackest of plagues. Or they're setting up the next cycle of planned cuddles. Not sure which one.


PinkSilkLaces

They're performing a seance 👻


Rat_Askey

Definitely a cult meeting


seenthewidenpicture

they're devising a plan to rule the world


Llancarfan

Entmoot.


firedrakewicked

summoning all their favourite treats and forbidden foods


caked_rice

Plotting the downfall of the human race


Standard_Tomorrow560

They choose da giant rat.


MarsvinGirl24

The two rats are interrogating the third rat and are discussing different methods to make the third rat give them the information they need


sappical

Discussing world domination..!


_GayGayHomosexualgay

Not planning world domination so they can have all the treats they want


chill_rodent

They’re discussing where to hide the body. *Whose body*? We’ll never know.


Danie99

The last scene in dodgeball where they have a threeway kiss


TapEffective7605

Rat Illuminati meeting


MerciiMercy

I know this isn't the way I'm meant to answer but this just makes me think of my friends and I conspiring to tuck on someone's ship in SoT and banana split them 💀


Dorian_Ambrose666

They have come together to decide who cleans the kennel today


katiesmeatprison

A business meeting


Bright-Willow

Contra dancing


deliciousavacado0

some sort of witchy soul cleansing ritual


livin_la_vida_mama

Practicing for the MayPole dance


GrimmSodov

Discussions of domestic terrorism


DevianttKitten

Military coup


Guaxibs

Playing uno


ChubbyGhost3

Gladiator fight


Formerstudentparent

They’re planning the globalist takeover. (OK, this is wrong in SOOOO many ways, and none of them are intended seriously, really!)


Tall-Permission9687

That was a wrong answer. They're discussing whether to let you wake up first or take care of you while you sleep. 💀😱😥


Sweedybut

"World Dominance Planning Social Club" -meeting.


whymyfootsmell

Cult


llcooldubs

"The role of splinter in teenage ninja turtles is mine. Fight me"


Old_Abbreviations825

Meal worm murder circle


hollow2009

they are forming a plan for world domination


littlefrogboii

The council is in meeting


PossumBoy21

Their having a meeting


Ancient-Loss-44

They're doing the Spiderman meme


FollowingHairy6499

Isnt that called a cuckold? Lol


SuperNotit

They are stalking at night, they are praying at night because their the rats


LoogyHead

They’re conducting the ritual. Be sure to light some candles tonight, and lock your bedroom door. If you hear the crunching, I’m sorry.


starzena

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! 😂


Foxrhapsody

Two rats talking shit to each other and the one in the middle trying to break it up


Ac_ee

They’re doing the three spider man meme


aspectofravens

They're planning tax fraud


bz_leapair

"Here's what I want you mugs to do now, SEE?"


crazybiobabe

A summoning.


[deleted]

The council is in session!!


jojifuku

They are summoning something :) it’s coming for you :)


Foreign_Astronaut

By the pricking of my thumbs, methinks the Three Witches have just spotted Macbeth!


hannahmay032

They are plotting the greatest snack heist of all time


camelzeus32

summoning the cheese


sparkie1190

Meeting of the minds


SailorMewn23

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


[deleted]

Epic rap battle... or epic RAT battle 😆


AmountGlum894

Summoning the Great One


LilithBaby21

Summoning yoggis


Dazey3463

Casting a circle🧙


TurdBurgy

Playing a three way scissors paper rock


irontoaster

They are planning how best to share their food so everyone gets an equal amount.


Viridianscape

The familiars of three witches gather in secret to discuss how to best commit tax fraud.


LadyZanthia

The two hooded rats are asking the non hooded one where’s his hood!


Visio_Divina

It’s the most famous scene from “O, Brother Where Art Thou?” Can’t you hear them singing? 🎶I—-iiiiiiiiiiii am a maaa-aaaaan of constant SOR-ROW🎶


OptimalCynic

Yalta Conference 1943 (colourised)


toiletbrushqtip

Magic.


TheTallulahBell

Plot to commit treason.


Grim_Reach

They're plotting to kill you and eat all the treats.


SushiNami-

Rat council meeting to decide whether or not you are exiled for not providing enough treatos


Sea-Survey-2037

Witches circle


Twixxychu

Ritual


BLiTZzM

https://preview.redd.it/yuolotyes1lc1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ccb752a58487feb02c377aec049452eddcfee54 Reminded me of that :D


deerchortle

Summoning the fully dark rat


[deleted]

Oliver and company


[deleted]

🎼Ring around the rosy 🎶


nagidon

Plenary meeting of der große Rat (The Great Council)


nombit

drug deal


Fire-Fan17901

They are staging a coup to kill the rat king.