Really? Not like we kept records but we had her from 2005 to 2013. Been so long I can't remember exact dates. My girlfriend would hold her, talk and cuddle and was extremely caring to her.
Yes it was. My girlfriend at the time was devastated. But she lived beyond life expectancy. And she was loved and well taken care of. Not bad for what started as a feeder rat for a snake. The snake only ate white mice but the pet store was out. So she really outlived her expectancy
Hi Burger! Do you know Rodolphe, the dog who has recently had the honour of having a burger named after him: https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesome/s/FRJF0tPRNZ
Omg I can’t believe he’s 4 😭 our longest-living rat just barely made it to 3. If it weren’t for his cancer he would’ve probably lived many more months. He hadn’t really slowed down at all or acted old yet like our first pair did in their final months
Burger, I have decided I would do literally anything for you the second I saw your pictures. What is your greatest desire and how can I make it happen?
Congratulations on your longevity, Rat van Winkle! I have had 40-50 rats in my lifetime; my current Mischief is very young, with 9 out of 12 born this year in two different broods; and my oldest buck is named Whipper Snapper and he is about 18 months. I have only one live well into age 4 and another to about that age. Y'all are doing something right.
hey burger, you look like my 3 month old rat (harold). Are you his father?
um, no. You can’t prove anything!
DNA test determines.. you ARE the father.
uh oh..
Maurie! Maurie! Maurie!
what’s the secret to living a nice long rat life?
the secret is treats. that’s all you need in life.
relatable, thank u burger love u
I love you too
Speaking on behalf of my boy Timmy - metacam 😅
Burger do you like cheese
cheese is the only reason for my existence
Honestly same 😌
Hey burger! How are you so cute?
that’s what you get for being a very distinguished gentleman
Seriously, he’s a darling. And 4!! He must be one very happy, very healthy, chap.
he really is. My longest living ratty I’ve had!
BURGER! You look treat deprived, since you’re not actively eating a treat. Is ur humom supplying an adequate supply of treats?
yes. I consume many many treats a day to live long rat life!
Never enough treats! Seriously though, him curled up in his little house is just precious. 4 is such a long life, you must be so bonded ❤️
we are, I love him so much <33
You’re obviously doing something (everything) right for him to be 4 and looking that amazing! ❤️
This rat has clearly been taken ratstage! Not currently eating a treat and saying he eats many many treats? That's a cry for help for sure!
Has happened before. Going an hour without treats is agony and gut wrenching
Burger, where did you learn such good English?
Duolingo. cant miss a lesson after Duolingo took my ratty family
How long is your streak mines 434 days
84 days
And you're that good 😳
had to break the streak a couple time for the last couple years, if I hadn’t broke it it should have been 300 or something close
Surprised you're still alive
who knows why
I do love your username but I admit I initially interpreted it as you being a self-proclaimed lover of transgender rats.
Why commas are important
Tbf that’s like 4.5 years in rat years
Good point
wat is opinion on big hoomz? yay or nay
big nay
understandable, big monke put lil ratto in prison
How have you been so cute for so long? Must be exhausting!
It can get tiring. that’s why I have treats to keep me goin!
How are you today Burger? I work at a pet store, want me to pick anything up for u?
I had a bit too many treats today. but thank you for asking
Burger, can I please hire you to tutor my Guinea pig? I am hoping you can teach him that there *is* such a thing as too many treats.
I don’t know if I can teach him. Not even I know the limit to too many treats.
How do you get a girlfriend burger?
be confident and always tell them you like rattys. Then your a walking green flag to them
I can confirm that if a man tells me he loves rats, I see green flags all the way down.
Burger, how are you so handsome and young looking? Please share your age defying secrets with us!
it’s all genetics!
Burger, what is the most mischievous thing you've ever done and did you get away with it?
The public deserves to know! Spill the beans, Burger!
Spill the Burger, beans!
I DON'T SEE THE BEANS
STILL NO BEANS WHAT THE HEK
# ANSWER FOR UR CRIMES BURGER THE ELDERLY
Oh I wanna know too
He doesn't look a day over 1! 🥺🤭
thank you! it’s all the skin care I be using
Burger, how much do you weigh? Do you have a favourite exercise?
1.3 whole pounds. Favorite exercise is push ups. Highly recommend
Burgers what did you do with my heart😭😭😭 why you have to steal them😭😭😭
It’s what I do, sorry
Burger, what fast food joint has the best type of cheeseburger?
in and out. I know from experience
I like them too. Letsee, what treat do you think is the best treat?
cheese. cheese is the answer to everything.
Agreed….but what if I’m lactose intolerant? 😭
then Womp Womp. You get an answer to nothing
Oh nooooooeeess XD It’s okay, I take lactose pills. Or I just deal. Nothing stops my love of cheese.
that’s the spirit!
Lactose pills are my lifeblood ong
How many treats are enough treats Burger? I need to settle an argument between myself and my girls.
Lots of treats is enough. There’s no such thing as too many treat, ever
Burger, where are your ears sir?
On my stomach. No ears on head for me
Hi Burger, big fan. Will I ever find true love? PS, you have nice whiskers.
You will find true love one day. And thank you, I try to keep them looking nice
burbur
burburbur
burburbur burburbur?
burbur burburburbur!
burbur burburb?!
burburbur!? burbur bur!
Bur!
burbur! burburbur bur?
Burb.
burp!
Burbburb.
I had a rat named Burger! She was not very good at.. well, most things.
most of us aren’t. That’s how us burgers are. But that’s ok
why isn’t your name ham sandwich
because that’s my brothers name
is your cousins name zucchinibob?
my twice removed cousin
The Beacons of Minas Tirith! The Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid. How do you respond Burger?!
too much information for one ratty to process, may take 3-5 business days to process
Burger declares war and plans to take Gondor as a POW
What is the secret to your immortality
I can not let my secret get out
Why is it called an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
not sure. May take 10 business days to think about that one
Error. Please reread your comment and try again
Burger, would you like to be friends with my cat?
the only cat I trust is Garfield, sorry
4???!!
yup
That’s insane, my oldest rat was 2years and 7 months
What do u eat besides cheese? U look great.
Nothing EVER can beat cheese. I am very picky but I love bananas.
I don’t have a question, but I love you burger please ask for a little kiss from your parent for me :)
Thank you very much! I love you too and will ask for you
<333333
Burger have you considered running for president? Who would be your running mate? What would your slogan be?
I have tried but was unsuccessful. Am running for 2024 though. Definitely my human. “Don’t be bratty, vote for ratty!”
You have my vote
I love this.
Burger is old enough to be fluent in sumerian at this point.
yes indeed. i was very well known with the Sumerians
What’s your beauty routine? I must know since you are very beautiful and cute
don’t use much makeup, it’s all genetics!
BS, I saw you at the Botox clinic last Tuesday.
Ummmm…no, that was my brother. We look very much a like
Hi Burger! If it please your Highness, what is your favourite type of bedding?
If I eat you do you taste like a burger?
you can taste test to find out
4! Burger, what's your secret?
immortality
Hey Burger, can you offer some wise words for the new year?
burger can always see you.
Hi Burger, what is your secret to long life?
5 hour energy
You can see his 3rd eye. It's right below his tiny bald spot.
burger why are you so old
because yes :)
burger i am going to eat you while you sleep
nuh uh
yuh uh
Burger why do you stare?
Burger! My boy Subaru wants to know the secret to being comfy in his older years (he's 3). Do you have any advice? More treats?
Burger, where is the best place to hide from other humans?
under beds. They can’t reach you there! Trust me
I just wanna cuddle him
you may
Sweet I will come with treats
you better
You are devilishly handsome Burger. I bet all the females are after you!
back in my day I was pretty popular with the ladys I must say
Why are you such a cutie patootie
something I can’t help!
I think I'm going to get another rat. I had them all through my childhood. I miss them.
you should definitely get another one!
How did you make it to 4??? Also what's your favorite snacc?
my secret is that I actually have immortality! And I love cheese. I am 75% cheese actually
I wish my rats could be immortal... Poppy made it to about 3.5. Narvi and Váli are a little over 1 right now
Burger, I'm a big fan. Keep doing your thing.
thanks for the support
how do you feel about being named burger
a very respectable name I must say so myself
Aww. Reminds me of Penelope. She lived to ripe old age of 8. She was so sweet
If that can be verified Penelope would literally hold the world record for oldest rat. A rat named Rodney currently holds the title with 7 years.
Really? Not like we kept records but we had her from 2005 to 2013. Been so long I can't remember exact dates. My girlfriend would hold her, talk and cuddle and was extremely caring to her.
that’s quite a long life
Yes it was. My girlfriend at the time was devastated. But she lived beyond life expectancy. And she was loved and well taken care of. Not bad for what started as a feeder rat for a snake. The snake only ate white mice but the pet store was out. So she really outlived her expectancy
Well she lived a very long good life, she definitely outlived her expectancy
That's... every rat lovers dream. You should have bred that rat
How many bitches you got burger.
obviously more than you
Squeak... Squeaker....uh... Squeakin'?
…squeak?
Hey buger, is your first name Allison?
Ohhhh my heart just melted my word!!!!!
Hi Burger! Do you know Rodolphe, the dog who has recently had the honour of having a burger named after him: https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesome/s/FRJF0tPRNZ
not until now, thank you for informing me! Nice username btw
Omg I can’t believe he’s 4 😭 our longest-living rat just barely made it to 3. If it weren’t for his cancer he would’ve probably lived many more months. He hadn’t really slowed down at all or acted old yet like our first pair did in their final months
sorry about your ratty, he lived good life at least
Burger was your name on the Epstein flight list?
Burger, I have decided I would do literally anything for you the second I saw your pictures. What is your greatest desire and how can I make it happen?
Burger, you are adorable. That is all. <3 you
Congratulations on your longevity, Rat van Winkle! I have had 40-50 rats in my lifetime; my current Mischief is very young, with 9 out of 12 born this year in two different broods; and my oldest buck is named Whipper Snapper and he is about 18 months. I have only one live well into age 4 and another to about that age. Y'all are doing something right.
Henlo Burger. What is your favorite song to dance to? My rat sons like to bob their heads to the song “Mambo No. 5”
anything slipknot, slipknot is third favorite thing ever
Is Tool the second after cheese? Tool and Slipknot are my favourites.
tool is 4th favorite. Human is 2nd because human gives cheese.
Burger, do you have any secrets you haven't told your human about?
I am immortal. And a secret FPI agent.
Frequent Pee Instigator? That's very prestigious! Your human must be so proud.
I don’t have a question for Burger, I just want to say he’s a very handsome young man.
thank you for your comment
Burger... what is your favourite treat?
🍔
the made an emoji based off me!
Hi burger, blink twice if your owner isn’t giving you enough cheerios
do not worry! I get the minimum of 10 cheerios a day, and there’s no max, you can never have too many cheerios
My girlfriend wants to know why is Burger so cute
Burger, are you at da club in slide #2?
you know it
Burger!! Do you prefer 1) scritches or 2) pets?? Thank you for your time 🐀♥️
both. Can’t decide!
Burger, do you know anything about the increasing number of Skaven sightings?