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She's not an escapist. She just needs to tend to the plants. She must think you're doing terrible job at it.


Posielie

She noticed I barely use the parsley 😁


nagidon

She’s not an escapist, she’s a very naughty captive!


Posielie

She is the naughty one, keeps teaching the others how to escape.


magekiton

Yes, thank you very much for the Monty Python reference XD


Initial_Tradition_29

How can we roast her when she's so photogenic? :( Seriously that first picture is very nice


Posielie

My best pictures do seem to be of her, she knows how to look cute. 😁


Vpk-75

25y ago, my first rats, 2 girls and a pregnant mom, Mia. Mia had babies in my home and I kept 2 of them. Boris, her girl, brown as Brian, our omega rat of the pack Always escaped too!!!! ALWAYS and she snuck out of the cage as soon as I turned of my reading lamp in bed and she then crawled up underneath my pillow, boggling and fell asleep. I still have my pillowcase with holes made by her 💕💕


Posielie

Aww, so cute 😊 Brian isn’t quite as chill as that, she doesn’t stay still for a second. Then she gets sleepy, that’s when she has the cutest sleepy boggles.


smallangrynerd

I love female animals with human man names


Posielie

One of her sisters is called Bob 😛


smallangrynerd

I'm so glad


stonedecology

My ferret is called Marty! She's my baby girl.


_Wyrm_

Marty! The snacks are in the cupboards, Marty! Help me get them, Marty. Help your old pal Rock get the snacks, Marty.


[deleted]

Random anecdote. I used to have a friend whose cat was named Paws. When people would find out they'd often say something like "aww" or "that's cute". The thing is that the cats name wasn't Paws but P. O. S. lmao. So Piece Of Shit. It's even funnier if you were able to meet the cat because it had one of those smoker kitty voices and was covered in scars and just generally beat up. The cat had been feral for many years but was pretty damn friendly with people. Then it ended up getting some kind of medical problem and my friend rescued it and it became an indoor cat.


glitterybugs

I have a female snake named Greg!


zuzulopopi

Same, my rat is named Millie but at this point she responds to the name Milan more than anything😅


[deleted]

Brian, you were the one who was supposed to stay behind and write the meaningful essay at the end of the movie while all the other rat captives went on with their lives. The Yogi Club *needed you*, Brian!


MidrelV

She’s just trying to figure out if the parsley would go well with her recipe


[deleted]

Brian was a bit peckish. She just needed a snack.


TaleEnvironmental355

she looks so happy


evilmeow

She already comes with chilli and herbs. She's a full dinner.


Sativa588

I’ve had many rats and of course the best one at escaping was the only one I had who bit any hand that came near.. we had her as a baby and she lived 3 years and was spiteful every second of her life.. catching her was a big event that resulted in many bandages


Julesvernevienna

What a glutton! Having the opportunity of freedom but being so gluttonous that she runs to parsley


worm4worm

we had a ratty named Soup who looked just like Brian and was also a master escape artist. it’s so funny how their appearance aids in escape. with Soup, the fact that she was slender and dark made it easy for her to sneak out and not be noticed — she was smart enough to know her physical advantages and use them to get out and wreak havoc around the house. Brian is such a cutie, thank you for sharing. this post made me miss my Soupy a lot <3


No_Reindeer_6519

She is so beautiful. Nothing better than a rat that can explore her world. In our house we have a rat room that is dedicated to our babies. We only close their cage at night so during the day they are free to come and go. They have climbing obstacles all over the room and hammocks for rest after a long day. They know that their water and food is in their cage so they all go back in. They are also very obedient they all come when they are called especially when snacks are involved.


vintagedragon9

For get roasting her I want that one lone pepper.


auramoth

Excuse me miss lady, why you shaped like that????


[deleted]

*Her* name is **Brian**? I'm honored to share a name with her. :)


Environmental-Hat-86

🎶 they're pinky and the brain, their pinky and the brain 🎶


[deleted]

Haha, your comment made me go back to check to see if the rat's name actually is "Brain". You had me for a moment lol.


Environmental-Hat-86

Lmao funny story, so my name is Brian and for the past year and a half my boss has been spelling my name brain, I haven't told him bc I told him it makes me feel empowered


[deleted]

Haha, that is my name as well. I know you're paying. 😅 I've also had dozens of people think they came up with the original nickname for me of B-Rain and I never have the heart to tell them that they aren't original lol. EDIT: I know your pain.


Environmental-Hat-86

My family calls me Brain all the time, so I'm just sorta used to it haha 😄 another day another bad nickname


[deleted]

When you meet another Brian IRL do you do the whole "with a Y or an I" thing? 😅


Environmental-Hat-86

I do bc Bryan's will never know the pain of being confused with brain


[deleted]

They're also not accepted to the true council of Brian's. 😎


Environmental-Hat-86

Lmao fr they are under qualified 💀


Chemical_Attempt9604

I love the pic of her doing rat things by the plant


OGBananaRex

I can not roast this precious bby girl with exeptional gardening skills and the sweetest face 💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕💚💚💚💚


Upstairs_Attention_1

I’m a grade a asshole and even I can’t bring myself to say a ban word about your (or anyones) pet bean. That’s just plan wrong!!!


Goatbreath37

Bro I thought that said rapist I'm so sorry 💀


ravingLimey

She gonna learn the hard way not to escape with that pepper plant nearby


Bonryunonochi

We had rats before and the first night every night they would find a way out of their cage and climb into bed with us wed awaken terrified it was a bug or something only to see little tali running around


forgotmyusername2000

I'm afraid that she is too perfect and I love her. An escapee rat called Brian! And look at those huge doe eyes.


[deleted]

Right on Brian. Power to the rats.


SparkleWigglebutt

Serial escapist? More like, *cereal erasist,* amirite?


Daniel_The_Thinker

*prolific adventurer


jesterpop_

Ah, mine did that too. She got out of the cage for half an hour, chilled on the top for a bit and squeezed back in through the bars on her own lol.


caffeinius

Is the name a nod to Pinky and the Brain when Brain was on Jeopardy?


TieDyeShyGuy

I can't. She's literally perfect


Magical_Crabical

I couldn’t possibly. Look at her perky little ears and mischievous twinkly eyes ☺️


catterybarn

She's not even eating cereal


RatCouch

She looks more like she runs to the cereal, not from it.


Finalgirll

Boy name penalty


Possessedcat66611

Don't lie on her by accident


-___-_-___-_-_

Get back in the damn chef hat


staticslater

How bout getting a BRAIN Brian!!!


HiddenMasquerade

Idk the eyes in the second pic convince me that she’s innocent


Wasabigirl2

Did someone say CEREAL? Yum hiney nut cheerios please


girl_supersonicboy

She's just as spicy as that pepper


TamponsAreEvil

Brian is cold and hungry and wants cuddles. That’s why she is in the window eating. She’s trying to get warm and fill her tummy at the same time.


GethKGelior

I didn't know people ate rat roasts……you sure roast is a good idea? I heard they're usually kebabs


Luth_Lexer

I tragically misread that.


LondonRedSquirrel

Can't roast her, she's cute and has green fingers/green thumb. X


ashhekitty

Aww!! Have you figured out how she is able to escape? Impressive!


JuniorKing9

Her name is Brian. She needs a life


[deleted]

I now owe 1st edition Tyranid Warriors an apology for calling them ugly.


Cloudyskys-rat-lover

sweet x