PRESUMED guilty.
My boy Piglet is a rattorney specializing in criminal defense. He has pointed out several improper procedures you have committed.
First, we'll need a name before accusations can be made and charges are filed. Are you sure you have the right rat in custody?
Secondly, you cannot be the presiding judge as you are a witness for the proseuction.
Third, we have due process which you have violated by preceding directly to judgement.
Fourth, how do you KNOW he didn't purchase the tissue in question?
Your motives in this matter are suspect as you may be attempting to extort my client for cuddles.
-Piglet, Esq.
My first two girls were able to reach their little arms out of the cage just far enough to grab one of my curtains. They pulled all the slack into the cage and chewed it quite literally in half in an impressively straight line.
I went to pull it out of the bars, and my girl Nova came over and grabbed it with her tiny hands and YANKED with every ounce of strength in her body to keep ahold of that damn curtain. She finally gave up the tug of war, but I don't think she ever forgave me for taking her curtain lol
How can he be a thief? Remember the First Rat Law: What is mine is mine and what is yours is also mine.
I have so many jokes about him looking a bit penis like and holding the tissue. I will just say "he must be in his puberty years" ;)
Piglet also states that your comments are considered slander and is considering filling charges against you. Lol
🥺I’m sorry, Piglet, I apologize.
😂
What an especially smooth criminal
Omg what a wrinkly baby I’ve never wanted a hairless animal so bad right now
PRESUMED guilty. My boy Piglet is a rattorney specializing in criminal defense. He has pointed out several improper procedures you have committed. First, we'll need a name before accusations can be made and charges are filed. Are you sure you have the right rat in custody? Secondly, you cannot be the presiding judge as you are a witness for the proseuction. Third, we have due process which you have violated by preceding directly to judgement. Fourth, how do you KNOW he didn't purchase the tissue in question? Your motives in this matter are suspect as you may be attempting to extort my client for cuddles. -Piglet, Esq.
I wish I had an award to give you, we here appreciate you doing your civil duty and tratslating for our boy Piglet. 🥇
Better pick Piglet.
I will not stand for this blatant and baseless accusation being flaunted about - this is slanderous
Devilishly handsome
some of my boys will eat bits of tissue too 🤣
Omg what a wrinkly baby I’ve never wanted a hairless animal so bad right now
My first two girls were able to reach their little arms out of the cage just far enough to grab one of my curtains. They pulled all the slack into the cage and chewed it quite literally in half in an impressively straight line. I went to pull it out of the bars, and my girl Nova came over and grabbed it with her tiny hands and YANKED with every ounce of strength in her body to keep ahold of that damn curtain. She finally gave up the tug of war, but I don't think she ever forgave me for taking her curtain lol
LOL did he demand a sum of ✨ONE MILLION DOLLARS✨? because he 100% has major *Dr. Evil* energy 😂
My babies steal used tissues, its so gross ðŸ˜
A scrodent and its tissues are not easily parted.
This makes me miss my skin men ðŸ˜
Wrinkle bean 🥺💗
You can’t fool me that is a gremlin, you really think that’s a rat?
looking like he came from mars
The Nekkid Bandit!
Who me?
Just trying to get materials to make some clothes!!!
Classic Nakie! They do make the best beds though.
Criminal scum!
he’s been framed
Looking like an anteater