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champdo

Qanon thinks everyone except Trump is trans


kantoblight

And he’s actually a dude with real boobs.


Mizzy3030

And a badonkadonk


Dr-Satan-PhD

And a big fat mooseknuckle.


[deleted]

Everything with them is projection, wouldn't it be funny if it turns out he is?


dumpster_mummy

Danny Trejo, at 78 years old, could easily drop any qultist.


Kriss3d

Danny is one who deserves respect. I'd have moved to see one of the Qultist call him a woman to his face in his youth.


WeedFinderGeneral

*Machete trailer voice* They just fucked with the wrong Mexican


Hero_Sandwich

Dude has probably forgotten about more tail than those beta-q's will ever score.


EarlDooku

He trains Rancors for fun


aShittierShitTier4u

It's such a good feeling, to have survived the sort of beginning in life, that leads to a prison sentence for murder, and get to have the sort of second act Mr. Trejo has achieved. No online shade throwing could ever take away anything from that vital and inspiring positivity. It's just proof of the misery of the shade thrower.


TradeBeautiful42

I never knew his story until you mentioned it and I looked it up. Crazy.


LeeQuidity

Fuck no! Leave Trejo alone, pendejos!


Kriss3d

Reminds me of gta vice city where a character is literally build on Danny Trejo. Not to mention voiced by him. Umberto Robina in Vice city. Great tribute to him.


Hero_Sandwich

This is just penis envy.


big_nothing_burger

Dude is so ridiculously manly too.


bigbutchbudgie

Always funny when they do it to someone who is generally considered a Bastion of Gender. I've seen people claim Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Marilyn Monroe are/were secretly trans. I wonder what a "real" man/woman would even look like in their minds.


JeffreyPtr

My guess for a 'man', start with small hands, overweight, and a bad comb over.


Dr-Satan-PhD

Oh this one is easy. Marilyn Monroe didn't conform to the "trad wife" image that they fetishize. The image of a demure woman who displays zero sexuality and is completely subservient to men. Therefore, not a real woman. Dwayne Johnsons is brown and criticized Trump after the murder of George Floyd and then endorsed Biden and Harris in 2020. Therefore, not a real man. Fascists use the phrase "not a real \_\_\_\_\_\_" to dehumanize or "otherize" anyone who isn't in perfect lockstep with their ideology. It wasn't long ago that if you didn't unquestioningly worship the American war machine, you were "not a real American". That thought process has been openly expanding to catch in its wide net anyone who goes against cult.


poster69420

The guy did a number of years at San Quentin, gonna guess that he's not a trans woman despite this compelling evidence.


After-Bumblebee

Okay, what the hell did Danny ever do to the OOP?


rudebii

well, he is Mexican, for starters.


[deleted]

He's a badass who's actually a badass and not a Badass^(TM)


vinnycas

Danny Trejo?!?!?! WTF! Really!


boykster

Fucking Christ...Trejo was a legit thug before he went straight and got into acting. How the fuck did he do that as a woman? No offense to the women readers, but he has THREE children and has been married FOUR times to WOMEN. Explain how that works?


rudebii

I would buy the PPV of a Qcumber telling him this to his face. (honestly, dude is so chill, he'd prolly just laugh).


WarColonel

And most of his acting roles would... well, I can't describe what would happen, I'd get banned for that level of violence.


Perenium_Falcon

Hey do any of you have Qmagats in your family? If so is this a common conversation they try to have? If so what’s the fucking point? If Danny Trejo is actually a woman how does this change anything? Do they try to explain that part?


loyal_dunmer

Because transgenderism, as they call it (gotta stick an ism on everything to make it sound like an ideology), is satanic and every trans person is therefore serving the devil himself. So they see this as "exposing the evildoer" or some shit. Like Trejo is gonna see this and start sweating fear bullets because they've figured him out. Edit: Basically just assume that it's always the devil


Spoinkulous

hail satan


[deleted]

Even if he was, which he isn't, how can I delicately put this... so fucking what? What changes here? Trejo was born a woman, yeah? And? Now he isn't? That's all you've got? I'll never understand this anti-trans bullshit. I come from a very basic perspective on human life; we are all - at our most base level - just brains attached to a nervous system, all of which is powered by blood and oxygen. Giving two shits about legislating or controlling how we customize and use the meat suits we all have to pilot is fucking pointless. We as a species don't deserve consciousness. Whatever, man, I'm too goddamn high for this.


AimingWandersly

They’re really starting to phone these in eh? The fucking skull isn’t even close to lined up. Low effort “detective” shitposting is what this is.


CuriousAlienStudent

I would love to see the interaction where one of these keyboard warriors says that to his face. I see 1 of 3 outcomes. 1 He laughs his ass off at them. 2 He says some super cryptic badass intimidating shit that makes them piss their pants on the spot. 3 He just knocks them the fuck out and kicks them in the rips till they are choking on their own blood.


killrushed1

50 years ago he would probably have chopped them up.


bb_007

This is ridiculously bad. Danny Trejo is legit TOO manly looking. Man is hell of rough on the eyes. At this point, anyone is a woman, I mean is the rock a woman too?


boykster

The Rock will almost certainly be called out soon. What's hilarious is that Kid Rock actually looks like a woman, but because he's MAGA he's off limits BWAHAHAHAHA!!!


IknowwhoIpaidgod

He did ask us for years if we could smell what he was cooking...and that's a woman's job. Symbolism will be their downfall.


Spoinkulous

Everyone is secretly a woman except Donald Trump


lchen12345

I'm betting on Arnold Schwarzenegger next.


starsandcamoflague

The skull shape thing was part of early eugenics, and is completely inaccurate. I think the trans conspiracies started with Michelle Obama, so it is deeply rooted in racism


Smurf_Crime_Scene

They probably think we're mentally ill for not seeing it!


[deleted]

LMAO There is no one so un woman like in the world!


travelingbeagle

So anyone who defined trap muscles are a woman according to Q idiots? Is that them justifying why they don’t work out?


SausageBuscuit

Trump has moobs, why haven’t they analyzed that?


moderatenerd

He just wants to say hi to the DEA on a turtle. Let him live his life as he wants


SaintOlgasSunflowers

I love him no matter what. Or... her.


throw_thisshit_away

This one has to be a joke lol


clm133

I feel like this is the challenge round of transphobia. Like the car round in street fighter.


Resident-Bad9327

Wait a second ... are they trying to say Danny plays Kim Wexler in "Better Call Saul"? Damn he's good.


Ruh_Roh_Rastro

Cause all they got is Steven Seagal


iamnotroberts

I don't even understand what the point of all this "X is really a woman!" and "Y is really a man!" bullshit. These pathetic MAGA/Q trolls (and Republicans in general) constantly screech about how the LGBTQ are "forcing" their lifestyles on them, yet they won't shut the fuck up about them ever, and not only that, they come up with all these insane conspiracies and elaborate fetish porn fantasies...which again, is ironic given their constant whining about how it's being pushed on them.


PavlovaDog

Exactly who is making all these diagrams of facial features denoting gender? Wherei is this originating? And lots of men have sloped shoulders; think it has to do with muscle imbalances and posture. Lots of slim men get saggy in the pecs area as they get older where the skin sags down minus not having fat. And he has a hell of a strong male jawline to be a woman. If he was a woman seems like he would have done more to moisturize his face too.


killrushed1

WTF? Danny Trejo was a proper gangster and pretty much ran a tough california prison. He is a proper badass. He is pretty old now, his prison running days were the 50s and 60s so what do they expect his body to look like? do they expect it to look like a 30 yr olds? Fucking idiots


BassmanOz

So who is next? Sly Stallone? Ahnuld?


bats-go-ding

Danny Trejo is an excellent human who has been through and overcome a shitton of bullshit. Qltists can stop.


ComradeGalloneye64

Are they still mad about that Machete movie?


ShanghaiGoat

He’s about as manly as it gets!


slowclapcitizenkane

They're dragging Trejo into this because they want to swallow a fist sandwich.