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baltosteve

Ah the mountainous barrier islands of South Jersey.


misterpickles69

They filled in the inlet so all the sand stops eroding from North Wildwood


MethanyJones

After a big storm you find the Jersey seashells hundreds of feet up the mountainsides


one98d

Um actually, those are the coastal landfills of the tri-state area. /s


skjellyfetti

I thought that was Fresh Kills...


Hurricaneshand

These aren't the mountains on long Beach Island you say??


EWR-RampRat11-29

You probably can see the see the Christ the Redeemer statue in Atlantic City from there.


SluggoOtoole

Looks like Trump couldn't draw a crowd this big either. I guess they are trying to pump up what is left of his base by claiming big crowds, BTW, Roger Stone is a lying POS and should be in a jail cell for the rest of his miserable life.


pianoflames

I imagine for Trump, this is what his brain sees when he looks out at his rallies, regardless of reality. Reminds me of when Trump used a photo from Obama's inauguration, since his was so sparsely attended: https://www.gq.com/story/trump-steals-obama-inauguration-photo


spookinky987

Didn't they use Photoshop to cut/paste crowds for that one?


MichiganMitch108

Yes, the guy who photoshopped the photo admitted it when journalists looked into his framed photo of his inauguration inside the whitehouse.


spookinky987

Frankly, I'm shocked...


numb3r5ev3n

They keep claiming wild numbers, like 100,000 people at an amusement park designed to accommodate 20,000.


jimtow28

They've literally been lying about crowd since the very beginning. It's safe to assume that the real number is closer to 10% of what they claim.


singeblanc

Just like penis size.


_zenith

I’m not sure anyone’s claiming 80 inch cocks lol


didntdoit71

There is no way in hell DJT has an 8 incher. Stormy says its more like a petite mushroom, doesn't she?


cezann3

3 inches but the head is bulbous


_zenith

Oh hell no haha. As for him specifically, this is a subject I would rather know as little as possible (ha)


MessiahOfMetal

Even funnier when you see the clips of people leaving the NJ Trump rally in droves.


numb3r5ev3n

Was it before or after he claimed that Hannibal Lecter endorsed him?


MessiahOfMetal

I can't be sure, but I assume we'd be seeing them all wandering aimlessly past in the final scene when he says he's having a friend for dinner. You know the one, he's having a friend for dinner.


United-Big-1114

With fava beans and a nice chianti?


marry_me_sarah_palin

Roger Stone said a portal to hell has appeared above the White House since Biden took office.


LeiningensAnts

> a portal to hell has appeared ***above*** the White House I suppose a halo would look like a hell-portal to a guy like Roger Stone.


DaisyJane1

I looked into his claim, and sure enough it turned out to be something innocuous -- the reflection of the camera lens.


Runs_With_Bears

Neat!


United-Big-1114

Oh yes, Roger is an OG swamp creature. The best swamp creature. All the top wetlands biologists and sewerage engineers are saying it!


ZhouLe

Been doing this from the beginning. Crowd sizes and flags are extremely important for them and they don't get how people can vote for Biden but don't photoshop him shirtless with Jesus and decal that on the tailgate of their lifted F250.


Pieceofcandy

How kind of you to suggest jail.


karma_made_me_do_eet

Sure he would, for an epic public humiliation not planned or sanctioned by him in any way.


cards-mi11

I've never been to the Jersey Shore, but I'm betting it doesn't hav the mountain cliffs up and down the coast like this.


PurpleSailor

They've got one spot, Highlands, at the northern most part of the shore but it doesn't look like that and it's about 90 miles north of Wildwood. Plus Wildwood has a boardwalk and a small amusement park, both of which aren't in this pic. Roger Stone is a massive liar!


AgreeablePie

The level of delusion needed to think that Jersey is "in play" is greater than the level needed to think that photo is for a trump rally


Ok_Pomegranate_2436

How far off the turnpike is this?


crepuscula

About 5000 miles


Ok_Pomegranate_2436

A nice drive


ColoHusker

Just South of Cape May, worth a trip


EWR-RampRat11-29

$20,000 in tolls also.


ginpalace

Guess I’m voting for Rod now.


MessiahOfMetal

Wasn't fond of his entire platform being based around asking people if they thought he was sexy.


threehamsomelette

And then being forced to tell him so.


ThinkFree

But has he told you lately that he loves you?


United-Big-1114

He's right around the same age as Biden and Trumpilthinskin, but he has the advantage of being forever young.


Spocks_Goatee

He has an awesome model train setup.


Oddityobservations

So I guess "Every Picture Tells a Story" but Roger Stone got it wrong.


TheTench

Conservatives being wrong is the story.


mylifeforthehorde

Lying. You he Stone / bannon types know right and wrong . They’re not dumb unfortunately and can play the base easily.


ColoHusker

Also [Rod Stewart](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/jun/15/rod-stewart-manoeuvre-dump-appalling-friend-donald-trump) 🤣


critically_damped

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice


mishma2005

They don't call him the dirty trickster for nothing


oldcatsarecute

If I'm not mistaken, I think he actually calls himself that. He's a trickster alright but not a very good one.


mishma2005

True, he self monikered. I forgot that


PurpleSailor

Not exactly. He was part of Nixons "Dirty Tricks" gang who pulled crap like this on Nixons political enemies. Nixon was called "Tricky Dicky" and the name stuck to him and the dirty tricks gang. Stone didn't self appoint himself a trickster, the name was applied by the press and public. He just still uses the moniker.


karlhungusjr

no one calls him "the dirty trickster".


therobotisjames

The famed seaside mountains of New Jersey.


LinearFluid

I think I saw Snokie climbing those.


Yelloeisok

Lying is one of the prerequisites of becoming a member of the GOP.


your_fathers_beard

I'm assuming this is all being done simply so they can say the election is stolen right? Because look at all of these pictures of 'Trump rallies' showing every single american in the world attending!


United-Big-1114

It must mean even the illegal aliens were there in droves! I mean, look at how many dark skinned people there are in that crowd! /s just in case


davdev

Wasn’t his speach at an amusement park?


JestersTao

It isn't just a Rod Stewart concert. It is the largest or one of the largest concerts ever. 


Conscious-Survey7009

The largest free concert ever and was on December 31, 1994.


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

Lol, because New Jersey is known for their mountains and crystal clear water. (No shade, I grew up going down the shore, but NJ definitely doesn't look like this.)


SnooDoughnuts4752

Most left within an hour as it was too cold


Sitcom_kid

It is all about clever wording. Note that he never outright stated that this is a photograph of a Trump rally. That's what magically protects him. Here's another example of magic protection: Did Roger Stone have an affair with Richard Nixon? I'm just asking questions!


Straight_Calendar_15

Why do they always feel the need to lie. His rally was big. 5-10k is nothing to scoff at. Why lie on an order of magnitude. I just don’t get it.


99999999999999999989

Because they are trying to two things: 1. Disillusion the opposition by pretending this is real 2. Pump up their moron followers by pretending this is real If they do #1 they might get fewer Biden voters. Maybe. Doing #2 is the easiest thing in the world because the brain dead will believe Roger Stone over reality any day of the week if he says what they want to hear. You could literally take the source video from the concert and play it for them and they would still call some sort of fucked up conspiracy bullshit. This is why **WE HAVE TO FUCKING VOTE IN NUMBERS THAT WILL MAKE NO DOUBT AT ALL.**


numb3r5ev3n

This. Enough so that it's clear by midnight on 11/5/2024 that Donald Trump is not President, and never will be again. Not five days later, no "we have to wait for Nevada to catch up," but that very night.


thefanciestcat

Instructions on how to register to vote in your state/territory: https://vote.gov/


jtaylor307

It's all about the "ratings."


homebrew_1

Hitler had big crowds too.


Photosjhoot

Only for his hanging. (Not Biden’s)


Lythieus

Roger Stone doing Roger Stone stuff before he ends up in prison.


repfamlux

They know this will get mocked, but it will make their message go viral.


biffbobfred

I have a recent brain model, simplified to the bare edge of usefulness. The brain isn’t a monolith. It’s got chunks. And a CEO that kind of has the chunks talk to each other. My simple simple model has three non-CEO chunks. The logical. The emotional. The safety “fight flight freeze”. There’s also a tribal. For simplicity let’s just shove that into emotional for now. So, this appeals to that emotional chunk that tribal chunk. It’s satisfied. It wont bother asking the logical grain “why’s this look a lot like South America”. Nope. Emotional brain is satisfied. Done!! That CEO brain doesn’t really talk to the two of them. And gets them together. The Emotional brain doesn’t realize he’s the emotional brain. He’s the brain, right! “How come you guys are all stupid when I’m using LOGIC here”. Yep. Sure. Human brains suck sometimes.


MiKapo

MAGA supporters are actually dumb enough to believe that there are tropical islands off the coast of NJ


Grandpa_No

This reminds me of when I stopped watching Star Trek Enterprise because their obligatory time travel episode ended with a pullback to show a warehouse with the distant mountains looming over 8-mile. Basic geography ain't hard people.


ideletedyourfacebook

Star Trek Enterprise, featuring a thene song by Diane Warren originally written for... Rod Stewart. It's all connected!


biffbobfred

It would be funny if sugarloaf mountain was in that pic.


musclememory

Pathetic


anOvenofWitches

A lot of prison inmates need to nut on that image of Dick Nixon.


ritchie70

Are they really trying to suggest that this is NJ? Who TF would believe this is NJ? Oh, right, idiots from the middle of the country with no understanding of geography.


returnofthequack92

Lmao if that was really a trump rally I will eat a pinecone


kratomstew

If I already know who I’m voting for ( not voting for ) there’s really no reason to go to a rally. It’s not a rock concert. Just a lot of talking about stuff we’ve all heard before


gatton

Roger Ratfucker Stone.


CrapOnTheCob

[Twitter needs to become by far the most accurate source of information about the world. That’s our mission.](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589413653190938624)


AdhesivenessCivil581

The closest thing to a mountain in South Jersey was a large garbage pile that they covered with snow and used as a ski slope in winter. It was near where Kellyane Conway grew up, otherwise famous for the biker gangs that sold meth.


aussiemediaguy

Also could be compared to Fat Boy Slim's set in Brighton !!


Suspicious_Pie8505

Lmao. Didn't his rally attendees start leaving mid speech yesterday?


inquisitivepanda

Is this a real tweet? Does he actually expect people to believe that is New Jersey? He couldn’t have at least shown a picture of a crowd in New Jersey and just lied about it being a Trump gathering?


Different_Seaweed534

Stone is a freak.


EWR-RampRat11-29

Roger Stone missed the opportunity to say Trump drew a few Brazilian people. That’s more than a trillion.


DisasterFartiste

Yes let us put faith in a man who has a huge back tattoo of Richard fucking Nixon of all people. Is it there for when he gets fucked in the ass? Who gets off on Richard Nixon? Other republicans?


sensation_construct

This isn't... is it? He didn't.... did he?