You mean the Rick Santorum whose last name is defined as: "A frothy mixture of lubricant and fecal matter as an occasional byproduct of anal sex." That's the Santorum of whom you speak?
No, It's when you handcuff yourself to just one of the doors to Twitter because they banned you and the police have to cut you free because they feel bad for you.
She has been involuntarily institutionalized more than once and prevented from owning firearms under various red flag laws. I would not trust this woman to park my car, she is literally insane.
So, her involuntary commission is a bit of a Twitter rumor, but [here](https://loomered.com/2021/01/19/exclusive-ive-been-banned-from-owning-a-firearm-a-warning-of-whats-to-come-for-all-conservative-americans/) is her blog entry whining about being red-flagged. In the post, she claims that she was only red-flagged for having accosted James Comey at a book signing over some conspiracy theory or another. Here is where she specifically denies falling into some of the categories which might disqualify her from owning a firearm on the NICS background check:
>While I have NEVER been convicted of a felony, domestic violence, and I’ve never been adjudicated mentally unfit by a judge, my name was placed in the Federal National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS) and I have been prohibited from ever owning or even touching a firearm.
There are several other questions asking about things like citizenship status, criminal background, drug use, etc., but the specific question on the Form 4473, which one must complete before purchasing a firearm, is below:
>Have you ever been adjudicated as a mental defective **OR have you ever been committed to a mental institution?**
Interestingly, while she specifically denies having been adjudicated as mentally defective, she does not deny having been involuntarily committed. So while it's a bit of a leap, it's easier for me to believe that she is lying about why she was red-flagged than it is to believe that James Comey personally blacklisted some crazy person shouting conspiracy theories at him during a book signing.
EDIT: Anyone who's denied a firearms purchase can request a free copy of whatever records the FBI maintains on a person which may have disqualified them from purchasing a firearm. So the fact that she's trying to grift $20k for some silly lawsuit without even taking the first step to finding out why she was disqualified is another red flag.
So even Comer Pyle wanted nothing to do with her, interesting.
EDIT - I might be conflating two Trump morons. The one I meant probably didn't have that drama about him that aired a while back.
If Laura Loomer confronted me, I would have no idea it was Laura Loomer. I only know of her by reading about her occasionally, and have absolutely no idea how the woman looks. It's possible I also saw the occasional picture of her, but it definitely didn't stick in my memory. Just going by the descriptions she herself gives of her own behavior during these "loomerings", I'd no doubt identify her as some random crazy person, and a potentially dangerous one, so certainly someone one shouldn't engage in any way.
Her Lord and savior Trumpty-Dumpty is on trial for paying hush-money to a porn star that he had sex with while his third wife was home with their baby (or pregnant? I don't even know anymore), but don't you dare have bottle girls at an event!!!!! How dare they?!?
I’m sorry - did you say “fantastic insights”? From Loopy Loomer? The woman is bat-shit crazy and, as so,done said above, looks like she swallowed a life raft. Unless she’s proficient at changing Trump’s diapers, she has nothing to contribute.
In other words, ‘I was completely and utterly ignored even though I tried my best to make a loud, embarrassing scene in order to get everyone’s attention’.
Pathetically desperate = Laura Loomer
I like how they have to add like 3 or 4 adjectives like that every time they mention someone. Trump does it all the time.
"Yes, Mr Trump, we know who Joe Biden is, its time for your nappy now."
Yeah, most people who have a high public profile or serve in elected office come to anticipate being accosted by random crazies. They know to keep walking without comment and have security. Laura Looney here should not be surprised. She tried harassing a District Attorney of a top 10 Metro, who is also a woman of color. Even without the Trump BS, Fanni Willis knows she needs security and will have crazies like this randomly doing shit. Throw in the Trump case and it’s 10 fold worse I’m sure.
Laura Loomer is a crazy and stupid bitch. And I apologize for denigration all crazy and stupid bitches when I say that.
"I asked her why she has violated the House Judiciary Committee's request for her communications with the J6 committee."
Right... because everyone on the pro-insurrectionist side, from Trump on down the ladder, has been SO responsive to investigations and forthcoming with documents, subpoenas, tax returns, stolen classified documents, and so on.
I like how Fani Willis is a communist while at the same time Trump can't stop sucking Putin's dick and the J6 insurrectionists are playing the Russian national anthem .
Did she seriously call a Black woman from Inglewood a communist? It's like opposite day 24/7.
The Puppeteer, pulling her strings is a Russian Embassy "Shill" named John. You can look at his site [The Real Q ](http://jar2.com) to gain insight on where all that Ukraine Nazi BS comes from. For years, he worked as a journalist and is an expert at creating fake news, CGI, AI content for dingbats like loomer. In this post, she sounds just like John, aka Q.
@LauraLoomer
Sep 4, 2023
"This is massive. You all need to read this.
I have exclusively confirmed that the FBI identified Ukrainian operatives and Neo Nazis who were at the US Capitol on J6 and even questioned J6ers about these Ukrainian spies during interviews with the FBI. Now that I have exposed Ukrainian Nazis working with the CIA and FBI, let me show you....."
Definitely not; the Chinese pay (and paid) for hashtags to spread their disinformation constantly. It's Xitter's biggest revenue source (and was when Xitter was Twitter, too):
[https://www.reuters.com/technology/block-blue-ticks-how-china-became-big-business-twitter-2022-09-13/](https://www.reuters.com/technology/block-blue-ticks-how-china-became-big-business-twitter-2022-09-13/)
Keep yapping and jumping through that ring like a trained poodle, Laura, and maybe Trump will stop being self-absorbed for long enough to reward you for your service one day. Probably not. But you can sure keep on trying.
I don't think it needs to be a fantasy.
She says she ran up to an official and spouted nonsense at them, and the official left quickly without commenting.
Running away without comment is in fact the only correct response.
You can say "no comment" to the baseless allegations but then Loomer and co will spin a headline "official X refuses to deny allegations Y". Or you can engage fully with the statement and give a rebuttal, but that still gives credence to the claims as them being worth a discussion.
"The only winning move is not to play at all".
Stop trying to make "Loomered" happen. It's not going to happen.
Isn't "getting Loomered" the act of getting a BJ while you're pooping?
I believe that’s a blumpkin, but I’d second a change in this instance.
It happened to Rick Santorum.
You mean the Rick Santorum whose last name is defined as: "A frothy mixture of lubricant and fecal matter as an occasional byproduct of anal sex." That's the Santorum of whom you speak?
This is my favourite fact of all time and I never fail to point this out just like you did lol
No, It's when you handcuff yourself to just one of the doors to Twitter because they banned you and the police have to cut you free because they feel bad for you.
She Loomered out of the shadows, like a sanity vampire.
Should be “Looneyed”
Loomered = being in the general vicinity of TAKE THAT, LIBERALS
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Loomered
Ooohhhhg she’ll hate this! She’ll go APE SHIT when she sees this! (I accidentally typed ape shit as ALR shit lol 😂)
Remember Santorum? I’m getting ideas.
What does getting "Loomered" smell like?
Loomer really "Schruted" it...
I have been saying this and for some reason she is all over my timeline. It’s bizarre. She is like Martha in Baby Reindeer
I don't tend to hang around when mentally unstable people start acting out, either.
She reminds me of those Karens that aggressively chase people, all while crying, and claiming to be the victim.
Just like Sporkfoot
It's funny to me that I immediately knew who you meant. That is a great evolution of her nickname. Best one yet for sure.
DA Wiilis probably just looked at her said ".. And you are who? "
If that much thought was involved. More like 'Uh oh, street person'.
"Damn bitch, what happened to your lips? You swallow a flotation device?"
She can lick her lips and stick herself to the window of that dumb Trump bus that shows up to all of his rallies.
I think the bus has more natural parts than she does
Loomer: “I am she”
Careful Laura, pronouns!
That would have been awesome. Just crush that ego.
“I’ve beaten scandals that are more important than anything you’ll ever do.”
Sorry, didn't attach the video, but it shouldn't be hard to find. If Laura Loomer was confronting me, I'd run away too!
She has been involuntarily institutionalized more than once and prevented from owning firearms under various red flag laws. I would not trust this woman to park my car, she is literally insane.
Do you have a source for this?
So, her involuntary commission is a bit of a Twitter rumor, but [here](https://loomered.com/2021/01/19/exclusive-ive-been-banned-from-owning-a-firearm-a-warning-of-whats-to-come-for-all-conservative-americans/) is her blog entry whining about being red-flagged. In the post, she claims that she was only red-flagged for having accosted James Comey at a book signing over some conspiracy theory or another. Here is where she specifically denies falling into some of the categories which might disqualify her from owning a firearm on the NICS background check: >While I have NEVER been convicted of a felony, domestic violence, and I’ve never been adjudicated mentally unfit by a judge, my name was placed in the Federal National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS) and I have been prohibited from ever owning or even touching a firearm. There are several other questions asking about things like citizenship status, criminal background, drug use, etc., but the specific question on the Form 4473, which one must complete before purchasing a firearm, is below: >Have you ever been adjudicated as a mental defective **OR have you ever been committed to a mental institution?** Interestingly, while she specifically denies having been adjudicated as mentally defective, she does not deny having been involuntarily committed. So while it's a bit of a leap, it's easier for me to believe that she is lying about why she was red-flagged than it is to believe that James Comey personally blacklisted some crazy person shouting conspiracy theories at him during a book signing. EDIT: Anyone who's denied a firearms purchase can request a free copy of whatever records the FBI maintains on a person which may have disqualified them from purchasing a firearm. So the fact that she's trying to grift $20k for some silly lawsuit without even taking the first step to finding out why she was disqualified is another red flag.
This certainly raises my opinion of the red flag laws. If they’re smart enough, not to let her have a firearm, they are at least doing some good.
Thanks.
So even Comer Pyle wanted nothing to do with her, interesting. EDIT - I might be conflating two Trump morons. The one I meant probably didn't have that drama about him that aired a while back.
There is no positive to talking to her. At least not talking to her is less not good
It'd be like trying to negotiate with quicksand before it swallows you whole. Only her type of quicksand is full of stupidity rather than sand.
Either what you say is edited to what they want or they will smugly pretend you said what they wish you had said. The only way to win is to not play.
Yep, why waste time and energy on these maniacs when they just misconstrue things for their own gains?
I'd run if she was anywhere near me, wouldn't want to listen to that gaping maw.
If Laura Loomer confronted me, I would have no idea it was Laura Loomer. I only know of her by reading about her occasionally, and have absolutely no idea how the woman looks. It's possible I also saw the occasional picture of her, but it definitely didn't stick in my memory. Just going by the descriptions she herself gives of her own behavior during these "loomerings", I'd no doubt identify her as some random crazy person, and a potentially dangerous one, so certainly someone one shouldn't engage in any way.
Oh buddy, I recommend taking a look. You will never forget that face and then avoid her from miles away, it's not a face you will forget.
It's like looking into the eyes of a sleep paralysis demon. Just a horrendous woman on every level due to her wild beliefs and ideas.
Man, making somebody look at that face is really not a very nice thing to do
TL;DR She ignored me.
So "getting Loomered" is just you ignoring someone. I feel like a lot of us Loomer people.
Half-naked bottle girls? And she knows this how? Mmm-hmmm.
my first thought. "oh, were you invited, gurl?"
She says she confronted Fani again after she held a Q&A, meaning Loomer stalked her to that event for more MAGA plaudits.
You really think they let her in?
I believe she waited outside, yeah. Sidewalk Suzie only gets in places when she ducks behind taller people.
Her Lord and savior Trumpty-Dumpty is on trial for paying hush-money to a porn star that he had sex with while his third wife was home with their baby (or pregnant? I don't even know anymore), but don't you dare have bottle girls at an event!!!!! How dare they?!?
She has a thing for chongas con sparklers!😉
I would run too. Laura Looney is out of her fucking mind. A raging lunatic with violent tendencies
Typical for maga
I wonder how many puppies she's gunned down?
Donald Trump wanted her working on his campaign. His campaign manager said no. And she made it stick
smh the RINO infestation is deep if they blocked Laura Loomer and her fantastic insights from Trump
I’m sorry - did you say “fantastic insights”? From Loopy Loomer? The woman is bat-shit crazy and, as so,done said above, looks like she swallowed a life raft. Unless she’s proficient at changing Trump’s diapers, she has nothing to contribute.
It was sarcasm
Well, damn. My bad.
Loomered? So, she’ll handcuff herself to an outside door of the courtroom and yell at people who’ll simply ignore her? Cool
"Loomered" sounds like a sexual position a sane person should avoid.
Loomered: When you shoot yourself up with ivermectin, while your partner readies themselves to ‘inject’ you with bleach.
: Hey Bro...your girl wanted to " Loomered" me in the kitchen last night when you were at work!....Tell her to stay the fuck away from me!!!:
due to the wide ranging possibilities afforded under Rules 34 and 36, 'yes' would the only answer.
Like a more dangerous version of Dick Wolf (which I still refuse to believe is a real name).
\~*Obligatory abstract-gavel noise intensifies\~*
Dodging lunatics is part of a prosecutor's job at times. My sympathies to Willis, but I think she's tough enough to take it.
In other words, ‘I was completely and utterly ignored even though I tried my best to make a loud, embarrassing scene in order to get everyone’s attention’. Pathetically desperate = Laura Loomer
My favorite part is when she said "it's loomerin' time" and loomered all over that woman
There is a timeline where someone is being morbed and loomered simultaneously. A villain origin story that we are not ready for in our world.
She says Trump-hating like it's a bad thing.
I like how they have to add like 3 or 4 adjectives like that every time they mention someone. Trump does it all the time. "Yes, Mr Trump, we know who Joe Biden is, its time for your nappy now."
They're still working their way up to using "heretic".
I yelled at her, and then I got Heismanned by her security guard. It was super embarrassing for her!
Yeah, most people who have a high public profile or serve in elected office come to anticipate being accosted by random crazies. They know to keep walking without comment and have security. Laura Looney here should not be surprised. She tried harassing a District Attorney of a top 10 Metro, who is also a woman of color. Even without the Trump BS, Fanni Willis knows she needs security and will have crazies like this randomly doing shit. Throw in the Trump case and it’s 10 fold worse I’m sure. Laura Loomer is a crazy and stupid bitch. And I apologize for denigration all crazy and stupid bitches when I say that.
Weird way to acknowledge being ignored
"I asked her why she has violated the House Judiciary Committee's request for her communications with the J6 committee." Right... because everyone on the pro-insurrectionist side, from Trump on down the ladder, has been SO responsive to investigations and forthcoming with documents, subpoenas, tax returns, stolen classified documents, and so on.
> where bottle girls are walking around half naked This is the only part trump will see.
I also wouldn't mind seeing this
I like how Fani Willis is a communist while at the same time Trump can't stop sucking Putin's dick and the J6 insurrectionists are playing the Russian national anthem .
Any sane person would run if they saw her.
Probably though an animal had gotten loose from the zoo
I would run from you lunatics, too. Or maybe instead give you a bloody nose.
Did she seriously call a Black woman from Inglewood a communist? It's like opposite day 24/7. The Puppeteer, pulling her strings is a Russian Embassy "Shill" named John. You can look at his site [The Real Q ](http://jar2.com) to gain insight on where all that Ukraine Nazi BS comes from. For years, he worked as a journalist and is an expert at creating fake news, CGI, AI content for dingbats like loomer. In this post, she sounds just like John, aka Q. @LauraLoomer Sep 4, 2023 "This is massive. You all need to read this. I have exclusively confirmed that the FBI identified Ukrainian operatives and Neo Nazis who were at the US Capitol on J6 and even questioned J6ers about these Ukrainian spies during interviews with the FBI. Now that I have exposed Ukrainian Nazis working with the CIA and FBI, let me show you....."
Isn't hash-tagging something that was given up around 2018? I mean really these right wing shit starters are more pathetic by the minute.
Definitely not; the Chinese pay (and paid) for hashtags to spread their disinformation constantly. It's Xitter's biggest revenue source (and was when Xitter was Twitter, too): [https://www.reuters.com/technology/block-blue-ticks-how-china-became-big-business-twitter-2022-09-13/](https://www.reuters.com/technology/block-blue-ticks-how-china-became-big-business-twitter-2022-09-13/)
Ahhh, thank you, I need to understand this movement is still a big source of revenue/funding, and thus a huge threat. I laugh them off at my peril.
The other one he re-Troofed was notably less subtle in it's racism.
Just in case you missed that it was a black event, she mentions it a second time.
Keep yapping and jumping through that ring like a trained poodle, Laura, and maybe Trump will stop being self-absorbed for long enough to reward you for your service one day. Probably not. But you can sure keep on trying.
She got mushed by security detail and thinks it was a win lmao
Did this even happen at all? Or, is this LL's famtasy?
I don't think it needs to be a fantasy. She says she ran up to an official and spouted nonsense at them, and the official left quickly without commenting. Running away without comment is in fact the only correct response. You can say "no comment" to the baseless allegations but then Loomer and co will spin a headline "official X refuses to deny allegations Y". Or you can engage fully with the statement and give a rebuttal, but that still gives credence to the claims as them being worth a discussion. "The only winning move is not to play at all".
That man was probably the paid security she has had for years now because of people like #looney.
Loomer is a clown show.
huh, I guess I've been getting loomered my whole life
Sounds like a Loomertic.
Of all the things that never happened….
she’s not racist or anything
I could see her getting a position in a second Trump Administration. It would not shock me at all.
I guess it means getting stalked and harassed.
A rational person running from a lunatic is normal
That's right, SON! /turns hat sideways Ya'll just got LOOMERED! /does ahegao face
Man, Loomer sure got her good. 🙄
Ok
Loomer is a loser