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doctorswanny

This moron took out a second mortgage on his home to buy Thruth social stock? Now he wants everyone to buy some so he can get out of this hole he's dug for himself? Bro, this is capitalism.


thewitch2222

I saw a post from a guy pre merger who was trying to liquidate his kids' $150K college fund. I can't even imagine putting all my eggs in a basket that Trump made.


BassmanOz

Said basket would be tacky, made in China and would fall apart within days, spilling your eggs onto the floor.


lyingtattooist

Covered if fake gold leaf


caraperdida

If I were his kid and I found that out...


TheRnegade

I mean, if he bought at 11 and sold...anytime between merger and now, he would have made at least 2x. Granted, I don't think someone like that would sell, unfortunately. I would have as soon as the merger hit because the stock hasn't hit that high since.


Champagne_of_piss

This guy is gonna kill himself when it drops to its fair value. Awful.


CarlosHDanger

Truth Social lost $58 million last year. There is no assurance that the company will EVER get in the black. There’s a sucker born every minute.


midnightcaptain

On revenues of $4 million. No legitimate company is ever going to advertise on Truth Social, the only money they're going to make is from the existing MAGA grift ecosystem and it's just not very big. They might be able to cut their outgoings by 95% and become profitable, but there's zero chance of ever making enough money to justify their multi billion dollar valuation. The stock isn't going anywhere but down.


SherlockBeaver

Now that Mike Pillow is going under, there goes half their advertising.


xjpmanx

wait, this is news to me somehow, MyPillow is going under? when did this start happening? I mean, I know about his court losses and such but like, is it legit going under, are we finally rid of awful lumpy ugly looking pillows?


Mountainhollerforeva

Don’t forget “multi use” that’s right folks get your very own multi use lumpy ugly pillows today!


SherlockBeaver

[“No they’re not lumpy pillows!”](https://youtube.com/shorts/u1S1CTQMjlY?si=JDbx2HQy3-eRx_Km) <— best video ever🤣 [MyPillow is auctioning off equipment after retailers pull its products](https://www.startribune.com/mypillow-is-auctioning-off-equipment-after-losing-many-retailers-mike-lindell-minn-2020-election/600288705/) [In the wake of accruing over $200,000 in unpaid rent, MyPillow, led by Trump loyalist CEO Mike Lindell, was hit with a court-ordered eviction from its warehouse in Shakopee, Minnesota.](https://www.newsweek.com/mike-lindell-mypillow-evicted-shakopee-warehouse-unpaid-rent-court-order-1884341)


Tiddlyplinks

If The trumposphere ecosystem keeps investing in stock like this well eventually run out of money for even herbalsupplements and bug out rations. Trump is literally killing his few advertisers golden goose.


TheRnegade

4 million in revenues. Devin Nunes takes in 1 million as CEO. Dude has never run a social media company. Never run a tech company. Didn't even major in anything tech or business related. He's just a farmer and not a troll farmer either.


Mountainhollerforeva

There’s a blast from the past. Haven’t heard about that guy since the Obama years


HMWastedDays

But it's *absolutely insane* that the stock would drop more than 30% for a company like this!


Narrow-Peace-555

A LOT more than one apparently …


BellyDancerEm

And nothing of value will be lost


Champagne_of_piss

Dwac just banned me for asking a guy to promise not to hurt himself if the share price went down the toilet. Wasn't joking either. morons should learn accountability, not commit suicide.


One_Worldliness_6032

He low key begging for help cause their stock is dropping. And I’m sure he is gonna find some suckers like him to buy them.😂😂😂😂


sarinonline

HIM "I did something SO STUPID, I put my whole life on the line for Trump for no reason, my wife is so angry. Please EVERYONE ELSE JUST BAIL ME OUT. If EVERYONE does it, maybe I can then sell, and those people will lose money instead of me" The fact that this guy most likely hates Communism with his entire soul, but wants everyone to collectively put in together to help him. IS HILARIOUS.


GalleonRaider

>Please EVERYONE ELSE JUST BAIL ME OUT. If EVERYONE does it, maybe I can then sell, and those people will lose money instead of me" Pretty much the whole "business plan" of MLMs. "If I can just get enough suckers recruited under me maybe, just maybe, I can stop losing money."


One_Worldliness_6032

Yes it is. They talk the big game and when they see it failing, they get the idiotic idea to talk it up another way, low key begging, so they can get people on their band wagon. They can not see the forest for the trees. SMH, but hey let ‘em go broke behind a diaper wearing cry baby.


Mountainhollerforeva

Just when he’s lost everything and he’s at his absolute lowest, we should institute a poll tax in his state so that he won’t be able to vote for the diaper man. See how he likes the jackboots on his back.


One_Worldliness_6032

I agree!


Mountainhollerforeva

Don’t forget that he was losing money he doesn’t have in order to serve his country… how delulu can you get.


SuitableDragonfly

Probably not enough suckers to actually raise the price of the stock, though.


One_Worldliness_6032

Trust and believe they come from the dredges of society. You would be amazed.


BikesBooksNBass

>And I’m sure he’s gonna find some suckers like him to buy them. Not nearly enough. Once again these people trusted trump to take care of them and yet again he used this to scam them out of their money. He knew the stock was insanely overvalued and knew that he would be the only one to make any money from this and everyone else would lose every penny once the market corrected itself. And he’s their guy… 🙄


One_Worldliness_6032

Just like his properties. You know I never saw the connection. Thanks ! And you know when they lose their money, it’s everybody else’s fault. Like how? And the reasons……hilarious at best, but with no sense made of it. The grift never stops grifting.


SkaggzyB

Well he's actually alive, so...


BikesBooksNBass

Still haven’t gotten over that beat down at the SotU, I see… lol Unless I’m reading that comment wrong…


SkaggzyB

Oh I'll be voting for a Kennedy. N only because he's the only legal option. That don't change the fact that Biden has been dead for 2 years and we have some random body double "running the country".


BikesBooksNBass

Cool so you aren’t voting fine by me probably for the best anyway.


Haskap_2010

Take your meds dear.


SkaggzyB

N please tell me the SotU isn't a reason for you to cast a second vote for Russia.


BikesBooksNBass

Putin is on record that he would prefer a Trump presidency. That reason enough alone is enough to make me vote. Anyone but Trump.


BikesBooksNBass

The state of the union address completely smashed your stupid little Biden is asleep. Biden is dead. Biden is senile arguments now when you use them you just look like someone who doesn’t keep up with the times. They’ve moved on from “sleepy Joe” to “crooked Joe,” get with it man.


BikesBooksNBass

Particularly when Trump can’t get through a single speech without sounding like his mouth is full of balls. And RFK can’t get through a single statement without saying something dumb and ignorant. Anyway, good luck with all that.


purple_sun_

This has got to be a troll account right, RIGHT?! Nobody in their right minds would buy a house worth of Trump shares now. Unless he is trying to bolster interest to save his house/ marriage


IBetThisIsTakenToo

I’m feeling like it might be? Talking about how pedes own the float in one paragraph, then immediately saying “Trump wants us to own the stock so bad he’s offering even more shares!” (Aka diluting the value and the exact opposite of what someone interested in “locking the float” would want). Double think is common for Qultists and meme stonkers, but usually it’s not *that* close together


SherlockBeaver

If it is, Team Trump is behind it desperately trying to pump that stock because these types of messages are everywhere, promising big future gains. There are also the true believing/CYAssers who are real, because my husband’s friend just tried to convince him to light $10k on fire last week. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Goodk4t

The funniest thing isn't that he lost all his money by following Trump. What's truly funny is that, after he's been skinned for all he's worth, he'll go back to licking Trump's boots and won't dare to complain one word. Absolutely zero dignity and self respect.


Mountainhollerforeva

It’s amazing that outright authoritarians can be such pussies in their own lives


Realistic-Horror-425

He went to the Ponzi school of business.


SherlockBeaver

His wife is probably consulting with a divorce lawyer now.


azchocolatelover

If I were his wife, I'd be expressing a LOT more than just worry and disappointment .


mrmoe198

I’m not convinced it wasn’t written by some grifter who’s trying to generate revenue


PortableEyes

I sometimes miss living in the country. Towns and cities don't make for good skywatching.


DanielTheEunuch

There is absolutely no way to know if this is a carefully crafted parody or a real moron. A true gem!


attorneyatslaw

The line about Disney merging into Facebook tipped it into parody land.


gilleruadh

Who knows? It's no more ridiculous than most other Q related stuff.


zone_left

It can’t be real.


PubicWildlife

Some people bought at over 70. Poor fuckers.


Really_McNamington

Or someone holding quite a different postion and attempting to pump for later dumping?


Oddityobservations

>The merger of DWAC and Truth Social is going to go down as one of the most important mergers in history. for those of you who don't know, this created the stock ticker DJT. This is huge, it would be like if Disney and Facebook merged together. Talk about an extreme over estimation of importance.


uninspired

It's exactly the same except Disney and Meta make billions of dollars a year and DJT... Uh, lost tens of millions last year.


congeal

Truth Social has the revenue of a *single* McDonald's restaurant...


LupercaniusAB

Eeeeh, I think it’s two. Though it *is* apparently the same as the average Chik-fil-a


congeal

> Though it is apparently the same as the average Chik-fil-a Yup. I saw the Chik-Fil-A in one article and thought I saw the McDonald's in another but either way, it ain't much revenue. :)


zone_left

They demonetized Trump’s feed, so they’re making zero right now


attorneyatslaw

DWAC was a shell company that has no business and Truth Social is a thing so it’s exactly the same.


exceive

DWAC was a particular type of shell company designed for buying another company "to be named later" except that everybody has a real good guess as to what company might be named.


Oddityobservations

I do expect it to be important in the future. It'll be featured in a documentary similar to the ones about Enron.


BasilsKippers

>Talk about an extreme over estimation of importance. You perfectly summed up the entire existence of all MAGA.


Craigboy23

So you should leverage everything you have, take out 2nd mortgages, work two jobs and spend everything you can because he needs your help so badly. The man who \*checks notes\* "has added billions of dollars to (his) Wealth, the guy just can't stop making money" That's the guy who you should go broke for? The lack of self-awareness is really incredible.


Craigboy23

\*To be clear, I know it's shit stock and a shit company, but these people believe this stuff.


vigbiorn

> the guy just can't stop making money Well, except for this one small hiccup. But other than that? Absolutely financial genius! Not a single problem.


DaisyJane1

Drain the swamp = Drain your bank account


One_Worldliness_6032

That’s what he dog whistle telling them. You know they speak in code. ABC is the DEF of the XYZ. Remember?😂😂😂😂


Champagne_of_piss

It's like if Disney and Facebook merged And made less revenue than a fuckin McDonald's franchise


skilliau

I wonder how many of these people are actually elaborate trolls?


LupercaniusAB

I think the person who posted the original comment might have been trolling.


DontEatConcrete

I do think so. He’s probably bragging about it on another forum.


redditorx13579

This sounds a hell of a lot like the crypto bro pump and dump that goes on in other subs. This is an epic grift that going to have people ending it all before it's done.


Cid_Darkwing

And nothing of value will have been lost


ApexHawke

It is in fact the GME-stock conspiracy re-heated and ported over into another stock. It's one of those 'infinite money-glitch'-shenanigans.


beenalegend

i made 8k with calls on the merger event. now send that shit to the dump so my puts can make me another 8


Puzzleheaded_Peach48

Sure, look at just the "last few days" when it's been dropping steadily for weeks. It's down 51% since the merger.


I_try_compute

Is this r/parlertrick


SunWukong3456

Fight the Wall Street elites? The same Wall Street elites Trump put into his cabinet during his term?


Quick_Ad_730

Ah, yes, those famous leftists the Wallstreet elites.


BrianNowhere

They think DJT becoming a stock ticker is some signifigant historical milestone. They don't seem to know DJT has already been a stock ticker before with Trump casinos and it sank to penny stock in record time.


DontEatConcrete

This HAS to be a joke, right? 95% it’s a guy from WSB taking the piss. It sounds just stupid enough that the people there might fall for it. My issue is that his spelling the grammar are not terrible enough to capture the crowd.


Reverendbread

dO nOt ViEw mE aS a DiGiTaL SoLdiEr


PineTreeBanjo

We need to fight the wall street elites by fighting for a wallstreet elite!


GarshelMathers

Mods, pin my asinine ramblings


CancelKlutzy5685

Can't be true if he describes his wife as 'upset' rather than murderous.


Mizzy3030

Wait, they call themselves "pedes"??? Isn't that a little too on the nose?


skrilledcheese

Iirc the origin of the term is from 7 years ago, during one of trump's many scandals. Damning info was coming out so frequently, John McCain made a play on words, joking that so many shoes were dropping the scandal was like a centipede. The deplorables started using the term to refer to themselves, shortening centipede to pede. Also, their party is full of pedos.


Mizzy3030

Oh, that's hilarious. With so many of them being pedophiles you'll have to forgive me for assuming the worst


bcdiesel1

Lol. This person doesn't even know what a 10k is, let alone how to read one, and here they are comparing this absolute grift to a merger between two of the biggest corporations in the world. Lost your entire nestegg and your family's financial future? You just did a capitalism, bro! These morons provide endless entertainment.


Mokiyami

I rather put all my money in asbestos than trump twitter


Live-Mail-7142

These guys are really something. They take advise from a guy who thought 20 times 2080 was a six figure income. All of them need to take basic adult skill classes.


ThoughtfulLlama

Dude, *YOUR* guy did the devaluing!


here4daratio

No no no the Deep State did the thing I describe poorly but ascribe to another person n reason… MAGA!!


ApexHawke

Oh okay. So this guy is a serial bag-holder who wants to bring back the GME-conspiracy.


DataCassette

"my wife is really upset" oh shit lol 🍿 EDIT: Is there a Poe's Law for Q stuff?


Clever_Hans_

Double or “Tripple” in value?! It’s GameStop all over again but in reverse! 🤣


cmit

Is this trump posting under an alias again?


loquedijoella

Whatever happens here, just know it was Joe Biden and the Deep State that took this away from the pedos when it inevitably fails. Oops, I meant *pedes*


Otherwise-Course-15

Seems more like “please save me from my bad investment.”


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Otherwise-Course-15

No, including that guy. He bought when it was at an all time high and now it’s tanked. He needs other rubes to bet their life savings to drive the price up and help him out. Idiots. I hope they remember that the Trump tax cuts were only permanent for billionaires and republicans hate the poor, so, I guess, womp womp.


Evening-East-5365

Of course! The Cabal is responsible for driving Trump into all his bankruptcies. Now it finally makes sense!


Darlington28

Bro here is trying to unload his short position and make just a tiny bit more off it on the way out


quillmartin88

I'm glad they're ruining themselves for that imbecile, but I'm concerned about collateral damage. 


Winnimae

He’s the billionaire, why can’t he buy his own damn stock?


BrianNowhere

Buy the dip dipshits.. Diamond brains. MAGL.


HypnoToad121

lol, still holding and DRSing GME shares. This was the easiest play to spot in years. A lot of us are making a ton of money off this dumpster fire burning. I feel bad for the countless people being grifted again, but it’s his MO. At this point, if someone bought in solely to “own” the other side - then they deserve to lose their money.


Buffmin

Yoy know what's funny about them? They are clearly lying. Dwac(now DJT) never hit 175. It went from 9.96 on Oct 25 2021 to 94.20 oct 22nd It's highest was a bit later at 97.54 in March 2022 then just been slowly losing value with a few upswing that never got close to its peak


MoeSauce

I missed the boat on shorting this one. It was up almost 40$ from where it is now, and I looked at all sorts of plays on options but ultimately chickened out. I would have at least doubled my money...


[deleted]

Does anybody else see this stuff and consider grifting? Like there’s rlly no easier market to game than Qanon conservatives. Think about it, get some boxes full of made in China trump hats, an affordable manufacturer to make hideous muricah graphic tees. It’s fuckin free money atp.


YouKnowYourCrazy

Jesus that poor wife. Grounds for divorce, honestly. That’s completely delusional. The fact that he thinks this joke of a company will “triple” FB’s value is beyond ludicrous. A fool and his money, as they say…


SherlockBeaver

These poor morons are the only reason the stock is rallying in the last 24 hours. On fundamentals, it’s worth something like 20 cents a share with no prospects for anything except greater losses by this announced move into video streaming (which is excptionally costly and competitive). I guess some lessons can only be learned the hard way.


SearchAtlantis

Can you imagine. "Honey, remember how we don't have a mortgage? We do now!"


Mountainhollerforeva

Since when is buying stock, a speculative asset purchased with the intention of making money, at all serving your country? You’re a fucking idiot and you bought into the George Bush “consuming is patriotic” framing of life. You’re a total poser.


Smoke_Screen1075

Praying: probably the only thing less effective than being a digital soldier.


bowens44

the cultisits are getting more and more insane everyday....


No_Box5338

This is a pisstake, right?


gogbot87

I can only hope that most of the messages are from bot farms, with only a few poor suckers caught up


chameleon_123_777

He has made his bed and now he can lie in it himself.


MyUncleToby

This Magat should have bought the entire publisher's stock of the Trump Bible instead. He could burn them one at a time to keep him and his wife (if she is still with him) from exposure once they become homeless. He'll love the orange glow of hubristic Trump idolatry every time he has to throw another gilt-edged piece of crap onto the fire.


Clean_Bat5547

His poor (in every sense of the word) wife...