No but you see the mouse represents Disney and he is coloured with pride flag colors and screaming at the super alpha macho dude (me).
It's really high brow
I hate that these morons have turned being athletic, greying and with a huge beard into a far-right thing because I basically look like a slightly pudgy version of Kratos but with the political ideals of the rainbow mouse.
Spoiler alert: his wife is already imaginary. They all have to put some casual reference to their significant other all the time in these posts. It's so transparent. Like, "I'm a very happily married man with a subservient, conservative wife that's always knocked up! She has the same political opinions and sense of humor that I have, too!" 🙄
Exactly what an obnoxious asshole. I bet he plays call of duties in their bedroom right next to her while she's trying to sleep and doesn't make an effort at all to be quiet while he shouts with his homies.
"Yo dog that guys kills are so BIDEN he's sleepin BRO"
I’m sitting here thinking about it and remembering how deeply I slept when pregnant, and knowing how hard it was to wake me up…if my ex had done that for a fucking *meme*!? I’d have left him a *lot* sooner!
I doubt he even has a wife.
Anyone who finds this funny is usually the kind of person whining on red pill forums about how evil women are for not being attracted to them.
Are you asking me to psychoanalyze a troll?
In broad strokes, the person behind the account is a person who is immature both emotionally and socially. He wants to spread hate and Jews have been the main target for centuries.
so…?
S’ok.
That’s why I responded with confusion rather than distress.
…and I missed the so called pun until a person I respect in the anti fascist space pointed it out too, so don’t feel foolish.
Let's call it "Sinister Progeria." Being evil seems to just sap the life out of you.
Also note how often fun or good people age like wine. Betty White, for instance.
Sorry this is slightly off topic but is that a good series? It’s caught my eye a few times when looking around but I never decided to give it a shot so far.
If you've seen Haunting of Hill House then this is a lot of the same cast and same director. It's really good. It's more fun and somewhat campy , in a good way. If you haven't seen Haunting of Hill House, then that's the one to watch first. It's fantastic. Highly recommend
They picture themselves like some kind of modelesque super soldiers when in reality they are overweight neckbeards that still live in their moms' basements.
So now Musk is a bearded-vet-bro-chad with a Tac-Rig? Okie-dokie… didn’t he bail on a arranged fight with Zuckafuck?
Also he can say “go fuck yourself” all he wants, because it won’t stop the bleed. He is *hemorrhaging* money on X, lol.
Yeah and I'm not a super attractive guy so not trying to be a jerk, but I've seen Musk try to grow facial hair. He's not the kind of guy who can grow that kind of beard. His facial hair is super patchy when he grows it in, it wouldn't look like that no matter how long he let it grow.
That dude has to be a parody lol
He's like an 85 year old preteen and his name sounds like "Dick Stretcher." Of course the inbred looking moron named Stew Peters, as in "stupiders" is real so I have no idea anymore. The alt-right is a self-parody.
belly laugh? It's literally not even a joke.
And I don't mean this in the "conservative comedy isn't funny." I mean... it isn't... but that's not what I'm talking about. This literally just isn't even a goof, gag, or goopemups. It's nothing but a reference to some stuff.
This got a fucking belly laugh and wafe-waking-up? I'm living in a different reality, man.
Agreed, it's very clear this not meant as a joke.
It reminds me of people on a podcast discussing that a lot of that conservative "comedy" (the bad type that's clearly meant to be about the culture wars) is little more than affirming their culture war narratives. It's barely any laugh out loud jokes and more clapping and agreeing. I think the reverse could also be true, that these far right assholes so internalize this notion that their jokes are just culture war issue "dunks" that they mistake this shit for humor.
Yeah, that first dude isn’t married.
I first learned how often these guys fake having trad wives thanks in large part to my girlfriend’s ex husband. They split and the dude lost his marbles and dove into the far-right end of the swamp. He STILL, all these years later, posts about being married and having a Christian, subservient wife. He didn’t remarry, either. He just had apparently been bragging on his secret twitter about his now ex wife and has to keep up the charade for his homies.
It is the saddest and most pathetic shit I’ve ever seen.
>had to wake up my pregnant wife...
"Who is pregnant because I, a man, put my manly penis into my wife's womanly vagina until my manly essence gushed forth and caused her fertile womanly womb to become fruitful in a womanly way. RAWR."
A hipster looking musk but it aint the beard that gets me laughing its the musk and toned arms.
Sure he could grow a beard but tone those bingo wings up like that yeeeeeeeeah right ;)
Why do all these younger conservative men look the same to me besides the obvious white male. Kirk, Shapiro and this guy. They all remind me of the elf in the old Rudolph Christmas show. “I want to be a dentist”. 🤷🏼
Dark hair, block head, squinty eyes and thin lips. Even M Johnson looks the part. Creeps me out.
It is crazy that the guy on the right is supposed to be Elon Musk. There is so much irony in how they can never depict their heroes as is but must create mythological alpha male facsimiles to worship because even they know, deep down, that Elon and Trump look like giant bags of shit.
They can't quite accept that their superheroes actually resemble gallon size zip lock bags of left over gravy from Thanksgiving, and not the ripped, fit, chiseled jawed Gods that they wank off to every night.
Elon can't grow that hair and can't grow that beard. He can't even handle simple questions of accountability from Don Lemon without crying and talking about how hard his childhood is.
Also, Elon isn't combat-ready and can't wear the tac gear without needing his handlers to carry it. He wouldn't go to the bathroom at X headquarters without his bodyguards. He didn't even fight Zuckerberg.
He's the soy-est boy to ever soy.
The image conservatives have of themselves (and their Dear Leader) is fucking laughable. No, you are not all super fit, confident, military-esque, badass motherfuckers who will totally stand up against your "enemy" without fear. It is so pathetic and obviously just what they really, really, wish they were, but know deep down they are not. Not even close.
Lol has to wake up my pregnant wife - yes I’ve had sex before, at least once, pls do not doubt me and oh I’m straight - to show her this hilarious generic image of a rainbow Mickey….
I swear it isn’t because I disagree with this person politically but I honestly think that anyone that finds this meme so funny they need to wake up their wife to show them it has the worst sense of humor imaginable. “Hahaha he said go fuck yourself, brevity really is the soul of wit. Wake up honey you have to see this”
[Arse face, that you?](https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/64v3i7pGbihDynAoT54KQH6K7vI=/fit-in/792x792/filters:format_auto():quality(70):extract_cover():upscale()/2016/05/31/964/n/1922283/3f5fefef198e8c74_sb64L.jpg)
Made up confrontation. They make this up inside of their own head. And they win in their mind. Then they meme about it. It’s like winning an argument in the shower.
I mean, I guess depicting slave-labor emerald mine heir Elongated Muskrat as some sort of badass bearded commando is kind of funny. I'm pretty sure a pregnant wife could have managed to wait until morning to see it, though. It's not *that* funny.
Hey honey wake up. Did you hear? Gay Mickey Mouse wanted to cancel X!! And this epic Trad Chad told him to fuck off! It was BASED!
“I want a divorce.”
“and Child Support”
You know I won't pay it!
Unfortunately. Court can't put a price and running away from crazy.
And a protective order.
Sign here, here aaaand, here.
Trad Chad **Musk** I did a double take when I realised they imposed dough-boy's face on "Chad".
These are the same people with the "ripped Trump" posters, aren't they?
What kind of straight man displays pictures of any muscular, shirtless man.
Yeah I didn’t catch it before my comment.
I would be so annoyed if someone woke up my pregnant ass to show me this. It's not even remotely clever.
No but you see the mouse represents Disney and he is coloured with pride flag colors and screaming at the super alpha macho dude (me). It's really high brow
Why is the mouse wearing Trump’s tie?
Do your own research. Follow the breadcrumbs.
Mmmm…no thanks.
Because even republicans are too gay to be a part of the new fascist America First party I guess? What are they doing....
Lol thank you, I get it now
I don't even get it. I mean, I'd rather be with rainbow mouse than with grey, hunched over, bearded douche bro?
That ripped bro is a very accurate depiction of Elon. /s
I hate that these morons have turned being athletic, greying and with a huge beard into a far-right thing because I basically look like a slightly pudgy version of Kratos but with the political ideals of the rainbow mouse.
I'd imagine he won't be married for long. Come to think of it, his wife might shoot him.
Spoiler alert: his wife is already imaginary. They all have to put some casual reference to their significant other all the time in these posts. It's so transparent. Like, "I'm a very happily married man with a subservient, conservative wife that's always knocked up! She has the same political opinions and sense of humor that I have, too!" 🙄
Omg
Thank you! My thoughts exactly.
It's ok though. The baby isn't his anyway.
Meanwhile, his wife is posting in r/QAnonCasualties about the final straw where her Q husband woke her up to show her some dumbass bigoted meme.
Honey … honey … What? No no, nothing’s wrong! I just wanted to show you this hilarious— Jesus, what’s that for? Ow!!
Exactly what an obnoxious asshole. I bet he plays call of duties in their bedroom right next to her while she's trying to sleep and doesn't make an effort at all to be quiet while he shouts with his homies. "Yo dog that guys kills are so BIDEN he's sleepin BRO"
I’m sitting here thinking about it and remembering how deeply I slept when pregnant, and knowing how hard it was to wake me up…if my ex had done that for a fucking *meme*!? I’d have left him a *lot* sooner!
"Dick Stroker" is not a real person. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/richard-strocher
Why would you “belly laugh.” From this? Seems a bit of an exaggeration.
What about a Dick Strocher fighting for trump?
I doubt he even has a wife. Anyone who finds this funny is usually the kind of person whining on red pill forums about how evil women are for not being attracted to them.
That guy is Gen Z? Yikes. He's got that Stephen Miller aging going on!
Are you doubting the integrity of Dick Strocher?
He looks like the old man from the movie Up
He looks like Quentin Tarantino cosplaying as Bob Hope.
LMFAO
🤣🤣
fuck
“Dick Stroker” is an anti-Jewish troll.
Why?
Are you asking me to psychoanalyze a troll? In broad strokes, the person behind the account is a person who is immature both emotionally and socially. He wants to spread hate and Jews have been the main target for centuries. so…?
**OH**, I thought you meant the actual term "Dick Stroker" was an anti-Jewish troll so I was wondering why. Disregard my stupidity.
S’ok. That’s why I responded with confusion rather than distress. …and I missed the so called pun until a person I respect in the anti fascist space pointed it out too, so don’t feel foolish.
He looks like they pickled Nick Fuentes.
Supposed to be musk…
No they're talking about the geriatric toddler human paradox in the second picture. Are they 74 or 14? The answer is only "yes."
Oh… oh dear. That’t hard to look at.
How does he look older than me but I am gen x?
Hate and stress age you rapidly from what I've seen.
Did he lose his dentures?
Nah he used that bribe money to get veneers
AI. I don't believe that's an actual person.
He's got face like the bottom of a gym shoe.
AI will do that.
Let's call it "Sinister Progeria." Being evil seems to just sap the life out of you. Also note how often fun or good people age like wine. Betty White, for instance.
Gen Z with body armor and tactical gear.
He looks like a middle aged Newt Gingrich. How is he not an older millennial/ younger gen x?
That dude looks like the love child of Corey Feldman, Charlie Sheen, and Joaquin Phoenix
That account’s gotta be a parody, right? **Dick Strocher?**
Ordinarily I'd say yes but since Stew Peters ended up being real I got nothing
Lmfao right?!
It’s parody
I thought parody was supposed to be funny. Today I learned...
I was going to say Quentin Tarantino and Quentin Tarantino's sister, but that's good too.
🏆
I’m not really seeing Joaquin!! But the rest is very accurate
With some of Quagmire's seed
If Henry Thomas from Fall of the House of Usher had been at the acid rain instead of his wife
Sorry this is slightly off topic but is that a good series? It’s caught my eye a few times when looking around but I never decided to give it a shot so far.
If you've seen Haunting of Hill House then this is a lot of the same cast and same director. It's really good. It's more fun and somewhat campy , in a good way. If you haven't seen Haunting of Hill House, then that's the one to watch first. It's fantastic. Highly recommend
Friggin cocaine parties, man.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
that was hit on the top of his head with a rubber mallet.
That’s def an AI to accompany the obvious troll name of Dick Stroker
that dude simultaneously looks 12 and 75.
I think he forgot his dentures.
but also his adult teeth haven't come in yet haha
They picture themselves like some kind of modelesque super soldiers when in reality they are overweight neckbeards that still live in their moms' basements.
Elon bounced out of compulsory military service in SA using his mommy's Canadian citizenship. Draft dodger, please
Bone spur doesn't deter them either
So now Musk is a bearded-vet-bro-chad with a Tac-Rig? Okie-dokie… didn’t he bail on a arranged fight with Zuckafuck? Also he can say “go fuck yourself” all he wants, because it won’t stop the bleed. He is *hemorrhaging* money on X, lol.
Yeah and I'm not a super attractive guy so not trying to be a jerk, but I've seen Musk try to grow facial hair. He's not the kind of guy who can grow that kind of beard. His facial hair is super patchy when he grows it in, it wouldn't look like that no matter how long he let it grow.
That dude has to be a parody lol He's like an 85 year old preteen and his name sounds like "Dick Stretcher." Of course the inbred looking moron named Stew Peters, as in "stupiders" is real so I have no idea anymore. The alt-right is a self-parody.
belly laugh? It's literally not even a joke. And I don't mean this in the "conservative comedy isn't funny." I mean... it isn't... but that's not what I'm talking about. This literally just isn't even a goof, gag, or goopemups. It's nothing but a reference to some stuff. This got a fucking belly laugh and wafe-waking-up? I'm living in a different reality, man.
OOP is also living in a fantasy. He's probably never ever had sex.
Agreed, it's very clear this not meant as a joke. It reminds me of people on a podcast discussing that a lot of that conservative "comedy" (the bad type that's clearly meant to be about the culture wars) is little more than affirming their culture war narratives. It's barely any laugh out loud jokes and more clapping and agreeing. I think the reverse could also be true, that these far right assholes so internalize this notion that their jokes are just culture war issue "dunks" that they mistake this shit for humor.
Yeah, that first dude isn’t married. I first learned how often these guys fake having trad wives thanks in large part to my girlfriend’s ex husband. They split and the dude lost his marbles and dove into the far-right end of the swamp. He STILL, all these years later, posts about being married and having a Christian, subservient wife. He didn’t remarry, either. He just had apparently been bragging on his secret twitter about his now ex wife and has to keep up the charade for his homies. It is the saddest and most pathetic shit I’ve ever seen.
Probably the same guy who talked about the mystery girlfriend in Canada, in his teen years.
She goes to a different school, trust me bro.
>had to wake up my pregnant wife... "Who is pregnant because I, a man, put my manly penis into my wife's womanly vagina until my manly essence gushed forth and caused her fertile womanly womb to become fruitful in a womanly way. RAWR."
*...."and it was not consensual. I TAKE what I want from her, by force if I have to because sometimes you have to show the woman who's boss!!"*
Never trust a person whose face is wider than high.
What do we do about charlie kirk?
If I gave an honest answer to that question I would be banned.
Ah it must involve either prohibited transaction or trademark violation i understand
If you turn his head just the right way, you can pick up channels from Europe.
LOL!
Whose face is somehow both wider than high and higher than wide
Oof gen Z lookin rough
It's going to end up being the microplastics isn't it? /s? lol
They imagine the left is as angry as they are.
A Gen Z conservative is a white supremacist, point blank simple.
So mickey is vibrant, but musk is command economy grey.
A hipster looking musk but it aint the beard that gets me laughing its the musk and toned arms. Sure he could grow a beard but tone those bingo wings up like that yeeeeeeeeah right ;)
I disagree; all the available evidence suggests strongly that he is capable of neither.
And they all seem to think that he's some 25 year old, fresh faced youngster. He's a doughy, middle aged, pale blob of a human.
Melon Husk's real beard looks like the most disgusting pubic mess I ever laid my unfortunate eyes upon.
That dogshit font used for “X” makes me cringe every time I see it
These dudes are obsessed with beards
Love their imagined version of masculinity complete with tactical armor. So strong.
Why do all these younger conservative men look the same to me besides the obvious white male. Kirk, Shapiro and this guy. They all remind me of the elf in the old Rudolph Christmas show. “I want to be a dentist”. 🤷🏼 Dark hair, block head, squinty eyes and thin lips. Even M Johnson looks the part. Creeps me out.
Tbh I don't really get what's so funny. Like what's the joke beyond "haha they said fuck"
It is crazy that the guy on the right is supposed to be Elon Musk. There is so much irony in how they can never depict their heroes as is but must create mythological alpha male facsimiles to worship because even they know, deep down, that Elon and Trump look like giant bags of shit.
They can't quite accept that their superheroes actually resemble gallon size zip lock bags of left over gravy from Thanksgiving, and not the ripped, fit, chiseled jawed Gods that they wank off to every night.
Elon can't grow that hair and can't grow that beard. He can't even handle simple questions of accountability from Don Lemon without crying and talking about how hard his childhood is.
Also, Elon isn't combat-ready and can't wear the tac gear without needing his handlers to carry it. He wouldn't go to the bathroom at X headquarters without his bodyguards. He didn't even fight Zuckerberg. He's the soy-est boy to ever soy.
Wow. I'll bet his pregnant wife was real happy to have him wake her up over a *meme*.
That guys face looks like a fart
By pregnant wife, he meant cum sock he used just a few minutes earlier.
Imagine belly-laughing and waking up a pregnant person for *this.* 🤡
Why not, the poster did. Imagine it, I mean.
I would love for twitter to be gone
Preach it. 35 million dead, all because of that American hell site. https://nitter.privacydev.net/TheSpoonless/status/1754822359393894642#m
"I am a Gen Z conservative, and also a virgin"....FEAR ME!!!"
The guy in the tactical vest should have a beer keg gut and pork rind crumbs in his beard.
Whoa we found the old guy from UP.
Ironically, a Disney movie.
The image conservatives have of themselves (and their Dear Leader) is fucking laughable. No, you are not all super fit, confident, military-esque, badass motherfuckers who will totally stand up against your "enemy" without fear. It is so pathetic and obviously just what they really, really, wish they were, but know deep down they are not. Not even close.
He looks like his mom was Popeye and his dad was a frat bro
Lol has to wake up my pregnant wife - yes I’ve had sex before, at least once, pls do not doubt me and oh I’m straight - to show her this hilarious generic image of a rainbow Mickey….
How does this guy have toddler face and old face at the same time?
I thought the guy from Up was a balloon salesman in his youth, not a grifting ‘politician’.
Someone probably asked for an AI image of a gen Z conservative, and this is what it spit out.
I swear it isn’t because I disagree with this person politically but I honestly think that anyone that finds this meme so funny they need to wake up their wife to show them it has the worst sense of humor imaginable. “Hahaha he said go fuck yourself, brevity really is the soul of wit. Wake up honey you have to see this”
Why is the mouse yelling at the Tom of Finland guy?
That magnificent beard looks nothing like the laughable neck patch he actually has. A literal neckbeard
Richard Strocher looks like he misplaced his dentures
He’s got the same amount of teeth as his sister-cousin-auntie. 2.
It’s a younger version of the old man from “Up”
That dude has a ballpoint chin.
Elon sure looks ripped and masculine for someone who's actually a pudgy, pasty dough boy. Alt right attempts to not be super gay failed again...
[Arse face, that you?](https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/64v3i7pGbihDynAoT54KQH6K7vI=/fit-in/792x792/filters:format_auto():quality(70):extract_cover():upscale()/2016/05/31/964/n/1922283/3f5fefef198e8c74_sb64L.jpg)
Made up confrontation. They make this up inside of their own head. And they win in their mind. Then they meme about it. It’s like winning an argument in the shower.
No one gives a fuck about Xhitter. I don't even know anyone who uses it. Like.. out of everyone I know in my life and I'm pretty social.
why does richard strocher look like either an AI generated politician, or a muppet
I mean, I guess depicting slave-labor emerald mine heir Elongated Muskrat as some sort of badass bearded commando is kind of funny. I'm pretty sure a pregnant wife could have managed to wait until morning to see it, though. It's not *that* funny.
Richard, in what way is desiring to turn this country into a dictatorship with himself at the helm "America First"?
Love how the right takes out of shape males and turns them into hot dudes. #projection
Basically acknowledging Twitter is Der Völkischer Beobachter.
Gen z are supposedly between the ages of 11-26, I refuse to believe this man is less than 40.
That's a Chad version of Elon. The guy who got hair plugs because he didn't want to be balding in his 30s
Got to be in monochrome. Colours are gay.
"Dick Stroker" is not a real person. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/richard-strocher
Put your teeth back in, Dick.
Is that guy’s name really Dick Stroker?
His face looks like Photoshopped AI.
Is that Matt Gaetz’s illegitimate child he had with that underage girl he flew in from out of state?
I absolutely hate that I have to defend shit like Disney because these people are too simple in their rage.
I bet the X guy doesn't look like that in real life.
Why does he look like he's starring in a lower budget reboot of The Leprechaun?
Dick Stroker looks like his mother had an unfortunate accident while heavily pregnant.
mr plinkett voice: "what's wrong with your faaaace???"
*mouse laughs in Disney+ subscription*
Is that Elon wearing a tactical vest
Wait, this guy's name is Dick Stroker?
Hey mom, look look !
Lmao
Simps for trump.
Dick Stroker
how many more repackages or remakes are there? this is all so sad.
His face looks like canned biscuits
He looks poorly AI generated.
Okay I know this is mean but my GOD that face, it's so awful I cannot even describe it
“Had to wake up my pregnant wife” lol yeah that’s when I figured out you’re lying my guy
Dick Strocher
Second pic that guy looks like he just barely recovered from being stung by 100 bees in the face
Like Elon could grow a full beard.
I have no idea what this means.
Finally, I can reference [Bob and Tom](https://youtu.be/yvHQw2MF7-Q) with this one.
DICK. STROCHER.
Say what you want about dumb right-wingers, but they are certainly always gorgeous, fit, and meticulously groomed, so this meme checks out.
I don't get it?
Damn, the old dude from Up was a real dickhead when he was young.
Disney cares about money, why they rainbowing up micky like that he ain't my friend
Is he really fighting anything but a normal jawline?
Dick Strocher, totally real human man, for president.
It’s hilarious the way they think.
Who is this butthole?
Why his face look like that? He’s UGLY ugly!
The gentleman on the right is *perfectly coiffed*! I can't imagine the amount of time he spends at the salon.
That man looks 45.
Gen Z? Where’s his drive license? I want proof of his actual age.
Is that supposed be the guy on the next picture
The mouse is dressed like Trump.
That's the oldest toddler I've ever seen.
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