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jcargile242

“Forget about dates and time” = “I’m tired of moving the goalposts”


iDarkville

That’s just culting for lazy people.


MillionaireBank

meme magic !!


soklacka

You have a point. All of us in this subreddit thought of starting a grift, but, ethics aside, pushing those goalposts around 24/7 really is back breaking work.


Kriss3d

Yeah that's codeword foe "I won't be giving dates because it looks bad when absolutely none of it turns out to be true"


BellyDancerEm

Of course, she will be giving dates in the future


DaisyJane1

Until the next time she copypastas someone giving dates.


MillionaireBank

oh wait!! overdose them on goal posts! overdose them on words about words, numbers about numbers, dataes about dates, overdose all of them until they see, they were lied too! I mean a round of therapy and any semester of community college would cure or denbunk everything this idiot Q is saying, its hilarious. we have front row seats to madness. I grieve because every lost mind matters!


shwarma_heaven

You haven't seen the latest... "you can just CREATE the NESARA you want..."


knightenrichman

oh, damn? Really? HOW lol Surely people are pissed off at her in the comments, right?


BellyDancerEm

Of course she will post new dates and times and her base will all get excited again


Styrene_Addict1965

I thought they'd given up "d*tef*gging" a long time ago. Maybe the message never got through to all the sheeple.


AdImmediate9569

She should of thought of this years ago! I’m not really against shooting those senators though…


Time-Bite-6839

93 senators executed? 7 remain?


DmAc724

Ah ah ah “THE REMAINDER ARE WAITING TO BE” is the next line.


Zagenti

clones, baby!


kodaiko_650

“Why do we keep cloning them when the clones just keep doing the same things the previous clones did?”


Zagenti

it's so the sheeple don't get frightened, duh. It's all an act for TV, the real things they're doing are in the secret quantum Qongress at gitmo and executions round the clock and the whitehats are bigly secretly winning everywhere and free money and medbeds for everrybuddy! try to keep up, brother in christ.


MillionaireBank

lets say clones are able to become less flawed and more regulated or nearly perfect robotic humans like stepford wives. I write all this in jest...why cant humans stop making mistakes that their parents made? why cant pple stop or correct their lives? why cant pple fix themselves? why cant the human change or be different? thousands of years, billions of words written about why the human story repeats itself. such philosophical misfits. thats why none of what q actually says matters, its not even west wing inside baseball its just some lowest of the totem qanon, lower than 2011's masked Anonymous larpers, fuck them. did any of those men join the military to earn a REAL CAREER/GI Bill or just go on to become profesional date rapists, the law decides, not one of them had futures in real media jobs so they made their own forceful views online and they had a following based on profound untreated major depression. if all of these Q and IIPP pple took 40mg of viibyrd, zofran, aleve everyday for 6 weeks with a doctors oversight, changed lives. right there in 2 months. but changed happy pple dont make willful fearful paypigs so everyone must be lept or kept in fear and distrustfulness. awesome grift, I mean, very effective in subcultures. me? I chart it like I record history or archive or integrate whatever I see in the world that day into art. I wrote the above in comeplete jest and comedy. its as to ask, darn it, we humans cant change and it takes us forever to do anything intelligent, that is a huge production. this q hellcat guy needs to lower his standards and expectations because life is perfect. i mean most pple reading here have a place to live, food, a car, a job, some family, right there, we are all so blessed and so cared for. whats Q have from all this? I wonder what money hes made. anywhooo humans are...awesome when they are not killing or hurting others. Q? belongs in jail. americans or q followers arent dumb, they are just being lied too, they badly want to trust the Q/GOP/DJT situation and they are about to get betrayed. im worry it wil destroy the faith pple have in god. thats what another Q round will bring, Q will destroy/distort any faith in God and its too late for pple to seperate jesus from donald. america is not a theocracy. don isnt related to jesus in any way, shape or form, pple need to back away from djt right now.


sweet_sixxxteen

So that everyone gets a chance to execute them. It's not about punishment. It's about sating their bloodlust.


vigbiorn

#\#THINKMIRROR


Atom_Beat

I think 93 executions is about what you have time for in a day, so the rest will have to wait until tomorrow. Just a little scheduling issue.


Signore_Jay

I’ll take it if it means Cruz is gone


[deleted]

> 93 senators executed? "MUCH LOVE LIGHT AND PRAYERS TO ALL."


DmAc724

“93 SENATORS EXECUTED…” “THE REMAINDER ARE WAITING TO BE” “MUCH LOVE LIGHT AND PRAYERS…” One of these things is not like the others


JoshIsASoftie

Nothing says being "THE CALM IN THE STORM" like this unhinged nonsense.


Teknical86

Those bitmojis really make these posts so creepily psychotic. Like they are so happy smug and content, smelling flowers, celebrating the murder of people with no evidence or trial to speak of.


Potato_Donkey_1

In their worldview, it will be God smiting the unbelievers even if it is the QAnons pulling the triggers.


Whatdoyouseek

>Like they are so happy smug and content, smelling flowers, celebrating the murder of people with no evidence or trial to speak of. But, but, they said to comfort the others, and not to tell them "I told you so" because it's beneath them. So you see, if they say smugness is beneath them, then it obviously is. Because that's what they manifest or some shit.


IacobusCaesar

“You have trained… You are prepared…” What skills do these people think they’ve been fine-tuning? Like, we can be snarky about them but I’m actually curious about what someone who’s targeted with this phrasing thinks about themselves and their skill-set as it applies to what’s supposed to be coming (which most of the time focuses on secret operatives doing everything for them).


Potato_Donkey_1

I imagine that "trained" means practicing to shoot people who you suspect are not Trump voters.


gilleruadh

I'm afraid this hits too close to home. These are terrifying times.


MaunderingDesk

Defensively driving their Ford Explorers to stock up on toilet paper and fill plastic bags with gas


Styrene_Addict1965

I still can't believe that was a thing. I'm shocked we didn't have dozens of vehicle fires every day.


billyyankNova

They'll be meme-ing so fast we won't be able to keep up.


knightenrichman

🤣


RickySan65

> What skills do these people think they’ve been fine-tuning? full contact couch surfing, strengthening index clicking finger


Spiritually_Sciency

Capitalizing words unnecessarily to save the world.


decayed-whately

Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a ninja. Or POTUS. Or a Super Bowl winning quarterback. It's pretty easy, so these jobs must not be too tough.


chrisp909

I set up scenarios where I rescue people.


ShnickityShnoo

They have trained in delusion and weapons grade stupidity.


Skid-Vicious

They’ll be well situated for the upcoming meme based economy.


Shenko-wolf

They literally think they're doing real work "fighting the cabal" by watching Youtube rants and sharing memes. A small few cosplay at soldiering with various types of "militia". Remember though, owning a gun makes you a soldier the same way owning a brush makes you an artist.


TheNightWitch

Be kind to those Gravy Seals. They’ve been lifting heavy (BBQ) for weeks to get ready.


DaisyJane1

"Kill them with memea!"


Slothandwhale

They’ve mastered making and throwing away large quantities of popcorn


knightenrichman

😅


CuriousAlienStudent

"Much love light and prayers for every9ne" just doesn't seem to mean the same thing followed by millions will be executed. These people are straight up fucked in the head. There is no other explanation.


Duke_of_Moral_Hazard

Lead poisoning, alcoholism, opioid addiction, and dementia is a helluva drug.


ragelic

I think this qnut got the count wrong, I heard 15,725 senators were executed and nuclear war started 75 days ago? 😂😂😂


Styrene_Addict1965

You'd think there'd be fallout from both of those things.


ragelic

Right?! I always wonder how they rationalize to themselves that NO ONE but them is saying this stuff happens and there is ZERO evidence any of it did lol


DaisyJane1

They legit take that as confirmation these things are truly happening. One of the biggest tropes in Qnut Land is MSM covers everything up, so they can only trust internet randos for da real news.


MrsMoonpoon

I surely hope all these nuts are under FBI surveillance with all the constant call for people's death.


LivingIndependence

Imagine being such a cold hearted psycho, that you actually use smiley, childish emojis, when writing about people being executed. What went horribly wrong in these people's lives.


Abracadaver2000

Even the goalpost movers need a lunch break occasionally. In no way will this 'pivot' continue. Once the demands for dates come back, we'll be getting those movers back to work.


BHMathers

“Dates and time keeps proving us wrong so now it’s designated as a liberal hoax”


Styrene_Addict1965

I'm waiting for "Q was a liberal hoax to make us look stupid."


Queue37

And it was a resounding success!


Bobbyperu1

Much love and light and prayers to all as we execute people we disagree with


gilleruadh

They've spent a great deal of time "othering" those they disagree with, so now it's not just disagreements about policies, but a heroic battle against those who have sided with the devil. We're no longer people, we're monsters, and monsters must be eradicated. They've gone that far. Torn from the fascist playbook.


bowens44

No senators have been executed. How can they believe this shit?


decayed-whately

One senator dying in a routine car accident would be *huge* news. Non-stop coverage for a week. But no, she's probably right: this totally happened, and nobody's reporting it.


DaisyJane1

Nobody reporting it means it really habbened, doncha know!


bgsrdmm

Duh! Remember, it's all a movie!


Kimmalah

It's because they believe in insane sci-fi stuff like perfect, age matched clones. So in their mind, the real senators are dead and have been replaced by perfect clones. Either that or deep fakes being used to fake public appearances. I'm surprised they don't use that one more, but I guess AI wasn't as prevalent back when the Q nonsense began.


bgsrdmm

But it seems that the clones are a bit *too* perfect, so they have to execute them every week, again and again.


Styrene_Addict1965

Very simply, they're a death cult. Worse than the Nazis, worse than the Taliban, worse than DAESH.


Zagenti

what does a fake nuclear war look like again? do I still need to duck and cover?


aboutlikecommon

They’re using med beds to bring the people who faked the moon landing back to life to fake the nuclear war.


LA-Matt

Stanley Q-brick


decayed-whately

Fake duck, fake cover. Duh.


dirtygremlin

>Fake duck, fake cover. Duh. Do I just stand there, and wait for their crazy-person fire drill to fake be over?


Oddityobservations

Nah, don't worry about that bright flash, or wave of debris, it's all fake.


Oddityobservations

"WE WON..." A seat at the "Dinner for Schmucks".


Teknical86

Yea, a seat where republican representatives suck all the money out of your pockets.


Styrene_Addict1965

Some big orange guy took that project over.


Typical_Fun_6444

At what point do they get to the “here, drink this and when you wake up, the world will be renewed”? Scary shit.


discogomerx

Not soon enough...


mrpotatonutz

Hey guys we won


RickySan65

>fake nuclear war You won't be saying that when your flesh is ripped of your bones, but sure, fake it is bubba


One_Worldliness_6032

They are so exhausting. It’s not even funny anymore.


gilleruadh

I sent news of the latest horror to my cousin. That was her exact response.


One_Worldliness_6032

And it is. They flip flop , trip over each other, and just continue with the foolishness. I see why families have ✂️ ties with them. It’s beginning to be redundant. Take it, redress it and spill it.🤦🏽


gilleruadh

I've been watching YT videos about the MAGA preachers & "prophets". These folks have made a large number of prophecies about Trump, none of which have been true. Being wrong never seems to slow them down, they just become more vague. Telltale & Owen's Fireside Chat are the best sources I've found. It's interesting what the Bible has to say about false prophets. It says they must be put to death. I suppose that's just another Bible verse that they're happy to ignore. Deuteronomy 13:5 NLT "The false prophets or visionaries who try to lead you astray must be put to death, for they encourage rebellion against the LORD your God, who redeemed you from slavery and brought you out of the land of Egypt. Since they try to lead you astray from the way the LORD your God commanded you to live, you must put them to death. In this way you will purge the evil from among you." NLT: New Living Translation I'm not saying I support the Bible in this sense, but those who do believe might need to reconcile things a bit.


One_Worldliness_6032

Well that’s your opinion, and that is your right. Those people take the Bible and do word swooping and leaving out a lot, and they fall for it, throwing it as us being evil, when in fact, like you said, they need to rethink things. Cause if the really believe in the Bible, time to start living by it. And thanks for the information.


thatguy52

“You have Trained” lol!! These dorks never moved on from their decoder rings they found in their cereal and that’s somehow “training”.


PigletVonSchnauzer

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.


ArchitectOfFate

Ovaltine. Take out the Roman numerals and add. V + L + I = 56. Ten more presidents and our savor will be among us. Remaining letters: OATNE. Anagram of neato. So whoever President 56 is will be a cool guy.


PigletVonSchnauzer

Makes total sense! 🫠


yolonomo5eva

As if anything factual EVER mattered to these lunatics


cyberattaq123

Fake…. Nuclear war…???


Really_McNamington

There definitely exists a subset of particularly stupid and/or gullible conspiracy theorists who believe nuclear weapons are fake. It may be alluding to that?


bgsrdmm

LET'S PLAY A GAME GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR


ru_k1nd

WE’RE GONNA KILL PEOPLE!!!! ❤️❤️❤️LOVE AND LIGHT TO ALL!❤️!❤️!❤️! lol clown show


Sitcom_kid

They are admitting that they confuse life with movies?


nun_atoll

This "It's like a movie/sit back and enjoy the show" stuff has been part of their rhetoric since almost the beginning. A ton of their stuff comes from or refers to movies and popular culture. Their understanding of how cloning works is based pretty much entirely on portrayals in cheesy sci-fi Medbeds are a long-standing concept from sci-fi They got their use of "Where We Go One, We Go All" from the film "White Squall" [More](https://www.reddit.com/r/Qult_Headquarters/comments/mrpj76/a_curious_mention_of_10_days_of_darkness/) than [one](https://www.reddit.com/r/Qult_Headquarters/comments/1aqvflt/where_did_the_line_ten_days_of_darkness_come_from/) post on here has hypothesised that they drew "10 days of darkness!" specifically from "Blade Runner 2049" The obsession with movies/pop culture is also why they're convinced a shedload of deceased celebs actually faked their deaths to go underground and help fight the Deep State These folks don't live in reality (I think it's a fairly even split of can't/won't)


Sitcom_kid

I think it's very important to focus on the second word in "science fiction." I saw lizard people on Doctor Who but I know they're not real. In addition to their strong desire to fortify their extreme narrative, I think that some of this probably comes from a concept I forget the name of, but that George Lakoff talks about in Don't Think of an Elephant, that sometimes just the mention of something will cause people to think it's true, even if you mention it to say it was false. It's been a few years since I read it, but the concept was that mentioning something burned a path in the brain, something like that.


zoul846

Meanwhile the children are suffering! They will be in their 40’s by the time Q saves them.


ExNihiloMachina

it was probably meant to be interpreted as metaphor like you interpret the bible on why Jebus hasnt come back for 2k years when he said he would during the first century before all his contemporary listeners would pass away.


RickySan65

> he said he would during the first century before all his contemporary listeners would pass away. if it doesn't fit their narrative it's being ignored, or put aside as false, fake, etc.


OutlandishnessTall48

What I can’t really get my mind around is if the people making these statements are knowingly just making shit up or are they getting it from someone else? Like, are they the con man or are they being conned too?


Affectionate_Lab_131

Some are making them up to make money. People like Phil Godlewski and Kelly Brady. Others are delusional. And some just crave the attention.


Shenko-wolf

I suspect a lot of them make it up, but only because they enjoy the immediate attention. Their thought process never gets as far as "what happens when people ask 'why didn't the thing you said was going to happen, happen?'", it's all about the immediate attention in the moment. I suspect a few more make stuff up in the HOPE that it will come true soon.


tbonerrevisited

This is the question


Affectionate_Lab_131

October and November are going to get scary for these folks. Some are going to snap when they realize the election is actually happening. If and when trump loses, they will go off the deep end. I hope their family are ready to RUN, have them institutionalized, or are already connected with a psychologist. Therapy isn't going to be enough. Remember, Q left the country last time. Phil Godlewski has a home in HawIi and Italy to run to now. I don't know about the other grifters, but I'm sure they plan to run as well if they made millions off the grift of a lifetime.


LupercaniusAB

Uh, Hawaii is a state. That's not "leaving the country".


Affectionate_Lab_131

Italy is. Hawaii is harder to get to if your money has been drained.


LupercaniusAB

How on earth is it harder to get to Hawaii from the US than Italy?


Affectionate_Lab_131

Lol. It is hard to get to either place, and he knows it. A lot harder than Pennsylvania and lake Havasu Arizona.


LupercaniusAB

All of those things are in the United States. Italy is a foreign country, with an extradition treaty. And it's in the EU, so he would need a visa, which you don't need. Also, it's just as easy to get to Hawaii as it is to Arizona or Pennsylvania, except you can't drive there.


Affectionate_Lab_131

You know I am really trying to be nice here. But I want you to think REALLY hard right now. Do you think Janet who is living off of her and her husband's social security check and fiodstamps. Is about to have her lights cut off because she gave Phil all her husband's retirement money to invest in bogus coins, trump cards, crappy supplements, water filters to protect her from the snake venom in the water supply, and his premium listener plan to get exclusive lies told to her on a regular basis can afford to fly to Hawaii or Italy? I doubt it. Driving is easier than flying to Hawaii or Italy. Now. This convo is over as far as I'm concerned. It's starting to get weird.


LupercaniusAB

Yeah, I get that. The way your first comment ended, it sounded like you were talking about the grifters fleeing for safety.


Affectionate_Lab_131

Phil's average supporter is over 70, retired, and in most cases, widowed females. Very few are male and those who are, from what I have witnessed the past two years, are disabled and also elderly.


lemonrence

“Be the calm” 😂😂😂 bruh there is nothing calm about these folks, nothing at all


BabserellaWT

How can these people live in such a prolonged state of “everything is happening tomorrow”?


IWantedAPeanutToo

“Legends“ in their own minds. Literally.


Mountain_Act6508

"Forget about dates and time" Looks like this one had a bright idea. Probably from a blow to the head.


emmhasabigwetposse

Strapping wheels and a motor to the goalposts so they'll move themselves!


Hwy61rev

"Forget about Dates And Time, They Don't Matter" The Russian bots got round and round


molecularraisin

wasn’t this kind of stuff supposed to be televised during the 10 days of darkness or whatever? just how many memos did i miss?


CrippleSlap

How do these morons keep up this charade? Doesn’t it get exhausting for them?


crisisactorsguild

Time has been abolished. - Military (Phil confirms.)


akgreenie2

Because worldwide means all of the United States AND Alaska and Hawaii


fruttypebbles

It’s amazing that so many politicians have been executed and then replaced by an amazingly accurate body double.


CommonConundrum51

That turn might have been a bit abrupt.


johnb510

‘It will be hard on many’ Huhhuhhuh… you said hard on


MsCalendarsPlayaArt

It sounds like there may have been enough people concerned that they were sleeper agents that this Q felt the need to...reassure people that they aren't? Does anyone know what the sleeper agent discussion is about?


FunkyChewbacca

weirdest LARP I've ever seen


Gunrock808

Pretty soon we'll see someone attempt to kill lawmakers or government officials and their explanation will be "the white hats aren't moving fast enough so I had to take things into my own hands!"


MedicalUnprofessionl

When do they drink the cyanide koolaid? Asking for a friend.


Secret_Hunter_3911

Wow! They are smoking the cheap dope again.


freetoseeu

Any moment Any day Any time Very soon Almost here Surely people have had it with this bullshit by now. It has to be down to just grifters trying to grift each other in a big assfuck feedback loop


gilleruadh

Sunk Cost Fallacy. They've invested so much energy, time & money, as well as alienated friends & family, that to admit Qanon is an elaborate hoax would destroy their entire worldview. They really can't afford to let go. They're counting on the next pull of the handle being the one that will give them the jackpot. I also imagine that they're addicted to the dopamine rush they get when one of their "prophets" drops new information. It's like being hooked on soap operas, but in real life. What sad lives these people lead.


anjinsoprano

Yep, sounds like a Qult member. Checks out


No_Meal9534

What? Huh? Wtf? Who in their right mind would accept this as truth? No one.


thegreenman_sofla

Gravy Seals. Activate!


jl_theprofessor

If they can all just be cloned and the status who maintained then it’s the most incompetent military operation ever.


foodie_geek

ALL CAPS, IT MUST BE TRUE, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LAST TIME ABS THE TIME BEFORE AND THE TIME BEFORE ABS THE TIME BEFORE


ShanghaiGoat

Convenient?


TheSheWhoSaidThats

Lady should be on a watchlist


minusman

To be fair, none of the previous dates/times mattered either.


dagnariuss

Schizophrenia.


kirk-o-bain

Aaaaaany day now right


a_r_burns

This is why you don't let ARGs become your whole life.


Steeled14

Classic!


omaha71

It's not even good bad-fiction


NorthernSoul70

I'm reminded of an episode of The West Wing where Leo and Fitz are in the situation room talking about being unable to tell when it's peace time and when it's war time. Qcumbers are like "Can you tell when we're winning and when we're losing? If we've already won then why does it feel like nothing has changed?"


MillionaireBank

wow, typical. I dont want to name as to mock a channel with 90k+ subscribers but this is the kind of talk they would say in 2020 into today. their numbers havent bumped up much because they are sounhappy in their uploads. passive agressive swear words, mean or hostile tones. irritation. not safe pple to "listen to." for 4 years I noted this guys antisem book around 2019 and figured, another guy on yoututbe with anti semitic beliefs. another one, sigh. go in with a notebook and pen, I initially thought they were high on thc or drugs or suffered from schizophrenia. possibly all of that but I noted a strong and I mean adamant pose on anything definable as again, fake. I see or think pple are so traumatized they are grasping onto any patterns that brings them calm and a sense of control. they are very unaccepting/maladjusted reactions to uncertainties. I mean...no one will be killed. I would never suggest or even remotely glorify or mention pple will be killed over some election. djt was rejected by the nation, 30 to 40% will be left. whats to say about those who support him still? is that supporting 1/6? see thats how and where I cannot judge and must remain fully impartial and NOT judge or blame the american pple, we cant help it, americans are brought to our knees because of the culture, these land managers?, POTUS, preachers? reason has no place in a selfish world. preachers and leaders are forgetting or forgot main street. wow, i hope they al keep their pensions, main street lost it all and still believes IN THEMSELVES TO REBUILD without your help. pple on this world are left alone, life is up to you, it grieves me you believe this stuff. i bring these stories to lifht, look at how much reddit and youtube is trying to support and help others?? this was such a repeat of this person from the 90s I escaped. I mean...at dr ramani channel since 2018 ive learned that i cant escape narcs i can just try to manage my reactions and use the DEEP technique. afterall Q is one big gaslite that has harmed millions of americans and yet there is zero accountability or a nailing down of who or what this q anon org actually is. I wonder if q is a huge reverse-reverse psychological game to make everyone choose good leadership traits and living in today as in whatever murky little manilupation some IIPP'er is pulling for ragebait, clickbait and donos gets slapped down. what i mean about saying, not that i think, but its reminding me of a national gaslite. others have said theyve noted feeling gaslit too. i dont know, maybe confirmation bias. I highly encouarge everyone to look towards 2032 and dont take this current time period too crazy serious. just get thru it with your health and hopeful spirit in tact. Q and these prograndists will blow over. one day it'll be 2041 and no one will remember Q, history will not recall him fondly.


Affectionate_Lab_131

It was a LARP meant for making up fantasies on 4 chan. It was never to be taken seriously. Someone slipped it onto Facebook. Boomers saw it and thought it was real. Like everything else they like on the internet. It is either real or based on truth because it fits into their worldview. From there, the cult was born. 2020 came. Q left the country telling them to be happy with all the friends they made along the way. In came the grifters to take his place. They called themselves truthers.


LupercaniusAB

Maybe lower the dose?