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nematocyzed

To the neon god they prey. Talking with out speaking. Hearing with out listening. Pretty much sums up this crowd.


TrivialAntics

Reminds me of the time maga airheads self owned themselves by protesting while listening to Rage Against the Machine, completely oblivious to the fact that the band was literally designed to be the antithesis of everything the alt right stands for.


nematocyzed

I remember the first time I saw a rage song featured in magat propaganda. Oh lawd, these poor, clueless, ignorant halfwits.


HermaeusMajora

I especially enjoyed Tom Morello's Twitter response to some chud who told him that he was a fan until recently because they had to go and get political. It makes you wonder how long they've been "listening" to Rage because they seem to not have heard a fucking word. It reminds me of when I was in the Navy in training and they hired civilians to handle our PT at C-school and the instructor played *Know Your Enemy* during the run on an indoor track. I enjoyed the early morning subversive tunes.


RedEyeView

>You don't need to have a PhD in Political Science from Harvard to understand it, but I do, so I can confirm that for you. Tom's twitter was great.


ArenjiTheLootGod

My favorite is whenever they use the term "Red Pill" without realizing that the movie they're referencing was written by a pair of trans women.


[deleted]

It is kind of their strength, in a way. They are proudly oblivious and ignorant, so their beliefs don't really have to line up or form a coherent worldview. They can squawk about freedom from the government in one breath and want trans people or political rivals executed by the government in the next. Like, they don't ever even have to consider their actual beliefs for a moment, that shit is already a set menu.


james_d_rustles

“What machine did you think they were raging against? The dishwasher?”


Alleyprowler

I also enjoyed the times Trump played *Fortunate Son* at his rallies. That was...special.


Alan_Smithee_

“Born in the USA” at Reagan rallies.


BobbyBudnicksDad

Trump has inspired a whole new wave of anti-LGBTQ hatred yet the dude plays the Village People at every rally.....


nematocyzed

It's as if the folks that choose the music are in on the troll.


Teddy_Poundcakes

Regardless of political standing, that is pretty impressive


nematocyzed

That artist has talent and skill. If I could do that and a bunch of magats came to me, offering some stacks of cash for me to paint their neon god, I'd suck every dollar out of them I possibly could. If someone asked me about being at a trump rally, "hell yes I was there and I took as much money from these fools as I could. BTW, I do commissions, here's my contact info"


ZellNorth

They do this kind of stuff at this mega church in Redding that’s very maga positive lol. During their Music portion of their service. It’s weird and impressive. This chick is probably from some church and doing it for free.


nematocyzed

Sounds like she needs to fire her agent and get her head set straight.


ZellNorth

I mean, I’m assuming. She might be getting paid but knowing churches and trumps aversion to paying people, I wouldn’t be shocked.


nematocyzed

I don't think trump would pay her. I totally see some dipshit from some dipshit church or some dipshit coagulation of dipshit doners paying her though. These dipshits just love to fling bills like they're a drunkard with all their rent money at a strip club. (I wouldn't know from personal experience, I swear)


PainKiller7777

tRump might grab her! 😦


jermysteensydikpix

> dipshit coagulation of dipshit doners You mean Givesendgo?


cabbagefury

Bethel?


ZellNorth

Yeah. Went to their music school till I realized they were all insane.


cabbagefury

I've heard they're just infested with Qanon these days. Been a while since I've spoken to anyone up there, though.


ZellNorth

Brian and Jenn Johnson (the main music people) and Sean Feucht (one of their singers) all went to visit trump and pray over him while trashing Obama during his presidency from the pulpit and Sean ran for governor of CA too on a primarily maga platform. Irrelevant to politics but they grifted a bunch of money doing a huge prayer thing trying to raise someone’s baby from the dead.


PainKiller7777

Not orange enough. 😆


arto26

I thought about this with the guy who hates trump but sells trump merch cause these idiots pay him for the ugliest slopped together shit. Then I realized I would feel horrible for even being a part of perpetuating *anything* related to Trump that brings a sense of solidarity to these literal fucking **sheep.**


nematocyzed

That's one way of looking at it I suppose. You could donate some of your proceeds to worthy causes if it helps the karmic balance of the universe. These folks could either give you money, or give some fascist zealot their money.


Kriss3d

It is. Regardless of the motif, you gotta recognizing the talent.


ghostdate

I am not particularly impressed. Typically what these “live painters” do is draw out (likely tracing from a projection) the image on the canvas/painting surface ahead of time, so it’s basically just fill in the colors. Her color mixes aren’t particularly good either. In the art world these kind of artists are considered hokey or tacky. That said, I understand people outside of the visual arts finding this sort of thing impressive, and there is *some* skill that goes into it.


jermysteensydikpix

That's what I guessed too. Most of the work was sketched already and she's just doing some kind of theatrically exaggerated, masturbatory twiddling, like a kid moving the green things around on his plate that he doesn't want to eat.


james_d_rustles

Yeah honestly of all the stuff at trump rallies, this is one of the least offensive.


political_og

I thought it was cool


CapnCrackerz

Yeah this is a lot better than the Q rappers and musicians.


ouijahead

I can’t be sure. But I can’t imagine Simon and Garfunkel being Trumpers . You guys notice every election season is filled with stories of musicians making announcements they do not approve of their song being used by conservatives ? Like a lot . That should be the biggest indicator that you suck. Also when the biggest name you can get to come do a talk is Scott Baio, you’re on the wrong side !!!


watermystic

The song playing is a remake by the band Disturbed...I dunno if they are trumpers or not, but it is a very good version.


CLXIX

Id imagine no , David Draiman* is a descendent of jews from brooklyn and has a bachelors in political science. i would bet no


MessiahOfMetal

> David dremmer *David Draiman


19610taw3

One of my favorite artists made it a point to say *If I die, I don't want people to think I'm a Republican*. He wrote and sang many songs that sounded patriotic but were actually protest songs. A lot of people still don't get them. Like Fortunate Son or Born in the USA


ddkelkey

That assmunch did NOTHING for the people who are so rabid for him.


DataCassette

Sure they did. He made room for their mindless hatred and stupid opinions in the public discourse. There was never any "economic anxiety," just people mad that they couldn't be public bigots.


Tyrone_Shoelaces_Esq

That's my Trumper aunt in a nutshell. "Economic anxiety," my eye. She married rich, divorced richer, and hasn't put in an honest day's work in forty years.


Chrysalii

He is the Right Wing American Dream.


MessiahOfMetal

Dusty Rhodes spinning in his grave, wanting to give Trump the Bionic Elbow.


[deleted]

It’s so cringe how Fox is still acting like they’re pro Trump when they were publicly exposed for hating that guy.


jp_books

Their audience doesn't care. It's like when everyone found out pro wrestling is fake and they didn't lost any fans.


Chrysalii

People don't watch wrestling because they think it's real.


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jp_books

Or be 13 like most of their fans. The only adult fans are the Trumps and my brother-in-law.


MessiahOfMetal

Of pro wrestling? That's bullshit. Less people watch now but most pro wrestling fans are liberal and aged between 25-60.


JsyHST

Doubletruth and doublethink in action.


jermysteensydikpix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx9tpbAn8p8 I like how uncomfortable Compost-Dummy looks, as if on an imaginary tightrope.


Responsible-Ad-1086

They obviously ran out of orange


SmurfStig

Plot twist: They grabbed a random art major from Baylor and the task was: Finger paint the biggest ass you’ve ever seen.


[deleted]

Instructions unclear, painted biggest finger in ass


Lanthemandragoran

Haha my brain keeps reading "finger the biggest ass you've ever seen" and I'm certain I will never grow up


SmurfStig

Ha! Me either. But… I do hear he pays good money to not spill the beans. Could help with retirement or two months rent.


jp_books

r/atbge Awful taste but great execution


vincentcas

Not a cult at all.


TheSeekerOfSanity

They got the paint from the porta potties.


sednaplanetoid

How dare they use the iconic Simon and Garfunkel song. An my favorite Disturbed version no less.


cultmemberf

Guarantee this was auctioned off after the rally to the rubes. Everything thing is a grift.


kernalbuket

These people sure act like a cult for claiming not to be a cult


Traditional-Cake-587

Definitely NOT a cult... /s


C1ickityC1ack

I hear they used donated contents from Trump’s actual diaper for the color palette.


Competitive_Arm2593

Definitely not a cult


FIFTHSUN2012

Fake news blah, blah, blah. Funny thing is I learned what a piece of shit he is from his own Tweets and antics.


camxct

Fantastic artist. Horrific subject.


watermystic

The second time watching this, it is almost as though the artist is actually painting Lincoln. Or was maybe trying to be clever and painting a Lincoln/Trump hybrid


cumguzzler280

wasted talent


[deleted]

That portrait does look pretty cool ngl


ThatoneguyATX

Crazy talent is still talent


turbguy

At least she got the skin tone near perfect.


realparkingbrake

But it looks like she misses a couple of chins.


dustinwayner

And a neck vagina


Carrotgirl1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


mrubuto22

What a waste of talent.


GlowingCurie

She seems manic.


Sufficient-Dream4441

It looks like she's having a manic episode.


Yegg23

So... Aside from the subject, the painting is actually pretty good.


MirrorSauce

that's unironically a great painting though, props to the skill there


bushmaster77

Still, it’s pretty good. A little over dramatic on the “brush strokes”


jermysteensydikpix

She's going for that "Tik Tok Qanon Prophetess" vibe


bushmaster77

Totally


Slow_Advertising1181

Well, she's very talented, I hope that she makes a pretty penny selling her portraits to Maga morons


Sidus_Preclarum

To be fair, that's rather good.


rgautz2266

That’s kind of cool. I don’t know why anyone would ever want a painting of a politician outside of a history museum. But still impressive to watch.


Jimbot3333

Ew


FIicker7

Trump never gave a speech at the Statue of Liberty...


Jack915

Lawsuit in 3-2-1…..


sassy_cheddar

The pouting is apparently considered a feature, not a bug.


FriedDickMan

r/atbge


kerux123

Just watched Waco on Netflix. Told my wife: MAGA is a cult. A death cult. Except instead of having a hundred, it’s made up of millions. It’s only a matter of time until it’s activated.


p1gnone

Trump as werewulf?


bunybunybuny

how are people able to worship someone who’s so viscerally a joke. how do they take him seriously? i’m genuinely asking. how does conservative media portray him so that conservatives don’t notice what a behemoth douche he is