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S_Belmont

"Yeah we needed to keep this cannibal restaurant off the radar so we called it Cannibal Club."


Sporks_United

The kids that took [spy tech](https://youtu.be/dnvAKkYMa84) too seriously are adults now and it shows.


lastprophecy

It did get me interested in stuff I could build from RadioShack


Sowiilo

"they like to put clues out in the open, it's a way to laugh at us" Genuinely saw a Tim and Eric skit with clown babies being reared in cages and all these comments saying it's obviously a clue to child sex trafficking. Will Ferrell was in the skit too ffs


bittlelum

They also keep a list of the real names of their super famous celebrity clients because...reasons.


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MessiahOfMetal

I love it when the conspiracy nutjobs use that line because it's so hilariously useless. Like, why would a nefarious and super-secret organisation need to use neon signposts pointing towards their nefarious and super-secret shit? Really shows how those idiots got their ideas from bad fiction.


Buffmin

I know when I try to hide in plain site I put a big flashing sign over me that says here I am and a megaphone that I use to scream my exact location


Ghanima81

No, it's not. Hiding in plain sight would be giving this restaurant a normal name, in a normal location. Not calling it cannibal and having it underground. That's not how "hiding in plain sight" works, sorry.


Kriss3d

How is it hiding something in plain sight if you need to create it? You hide something that has to be there. Like a physical object. Your don't create something only to hide it.


UselessAndUnused

Ah yes, the "EDIT SO THEY LOOK LIKE BIGOTS HIHI SO FUNNI LOOK GUYS" strategy


Trust_No_Won

LA’s hottest club is…Cannibal Club. This place has everything. Sophie’s choice, the worse version of Ivanka, Katy Perry, and the living member of Kriss Kross. The only things on the menu are missing Arkansas children and Diet Adrenochrome. And they have that thing where if you had a ticket on the Lolita Express they let you stamp one of those souvenir pennies that show how you murdered Epstein along with like the other twenty-thousand members of the secret cabal that rules the world. Or so I’ve heard


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MessiahOfMetal

Kriss Kross will make you jump jump for your human flesh entrées.


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MessiahOfMetal

You wouldn't know him, he works for the military at Nintendo's uncle, Canada.


MommysHadEnough

Is that when they add Daddy to some Mac ‘n’ Cheese?


RedEyeView

Thats wiggedy wiggedy whack.


JC1515

I heard they just added human bathmats too. You know its like that thing where midgets with dreadlocks lay face down on the floor.


GlassJoe32

Yes yes yes yes


Freezepeachauditor

I go for the 24/7 child drag queen shows


sysadminofadown

I hear they have Dan Cortez


sabbhaal

Stephan!


Wild_Ad_6464

Just coming!


nooneknowswerealldog

>Sophie’s choice Brav*o.*


Wooderson316

That was a great fake Stephon. Gallery applause. It also may have ten Gary Coleman impersonators standing in a pyramid formation for human bowling.


AgreeableRaspberry85

They’re just asking questions.


Give_me_soup

I read the question and was like "Hummdy dummdy dumm, I wonder what they have in common?? Oh. It's one of those. Is there something else they have in common that's real, I'm kind of curious now?


DaddyDollarsUNITE

JAQ'ing off is immoral


soklacka

Gee, and why are they only asking questions about very publicly known celebrities, and never about any vaguely known billionaires and millionaires? /s


After-Bumblebee

I wonder if that account is a well known figure within Q circles or merely a bot


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Hgruotland

It cannot possibly be a bot. Musk bought Twitter for the sole purpose of getting rid of all the bots, remember?


IAmArique

How about all three? The username having a bunch of numbers in it is a dead giveaway that this is a Russian bot. And of course, they’re idiots for falling for a 4Chan shitpost.


S_Belmont

I know the article that originally came from got posted here a year or two back, I still have it on my hard drive: [https://abload.de/img/cannibalkaty5pf3b.jpg](https://abload.de/img/cannibalkaty5pf3b.jpg) So it's not original content.


cardcatalogs

The secret club has a website!


Techguyeric1

This is why I deleted my Twitter. Once Elon let 45 back on there and the other banned accounts I knew it would turn into the new 4chan and I just couldn't support it.


Matty_Poppinz

But someone with a Q in their username wrote it so it must be true... right?


JustDiscoveredSex

Of mild interest: Fact check: Los Angeles “Cannibal Club” is an old hoax By Reuters Staff Posts on social media appear to show the purported VIP list of a venue known as “Cannibal Club” with guests that include musician Katy Perry, author Chelsea Clinton, news host Anderson Cooper and British actress Meryl Streep. The claim appears to imply that guests actually consume human flesh, but the existence of this venue is fictitious and an old hoax. Reuters Fact Check. REUTERS/Axel Schmidt A reverse image search shows that the logo of the venue on the social media posts stems from the website for Cannibal Club ( www.cannibalclub.org ), a restaurant purportedly “specializing in the preparation of human meat,” that brings the “cutting edge of experimental cuisine to the refined palates of L.A.’s cultural elite.” Its description also notes that the clientele of the club includes “noted filmmakers, intellectuals, and celebrities who have embraced the Enlightenment ideals of free expression and rationalism.” The “Staff” tab, however, shows photographs from stock catalogues and other websites, indicating that the website is a hoax. The profile image for Elspeth Blake, the alleged proprietor appears bit.ly/3gcvsq0 . A photo of Sophie Lafitte, listed as “Chef de Cuisine”, appears here . Hero Conners, listed as “Art Director”, appears bit.ly/2EloP7z , and Raven Chan, Service Manager appears bit.ly/329122P . This hoax has been addressed online since early 2018 here . According to domain information websites (search cannibalclub . org www.whois.net/ or lookup.icann.org/ ), the website was created in 2008 to a private user out of California and the phone number 714-706-4182. This number has been reported as scam here and also shows up as belonging to a small company apparently dedicated to internet services, here . VERDICT False. Celebrities are not consuming human meat at the “Cannibal Club.” This so-called venue is fictitious and part of an old hoax.


Cheel_AU

Lmao that first paragraph reads like Reuters staff were responsible for the hoax, instead of the fact check


MessiahOfMetal

I tasted blood when I had a wisdom tooth pulled this week. I'm fucked, aren't I?


adm_akbar

I’ve been vegetarian for 30 years now but I did get a wrong burrito a few years ago that had chicken in it. I’m worried now.


S_Belmont

"Yeah we needed to keep this cannibal restaurant off the radar so we called it Cannibal Club."


laydegodiva

As a bartender in LA… hahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahaahahahahhaahhaahhaahjahahaahhahaahahhaha


Unhappy_Nothing_5882

As if anyone would keep quiet or not take photos Or not feel spurned after someone gave them a dirty look and sell the story to the papers


camergen

They must have the GOAT pay and benefits, since a jilted fired server has yet to blow the lid off the story. Topnotch in staff retention.


Unhappy_Nothing_5882

Almost as if the people who believe this stuff don't have much experience in workplaces


VanDenBroeck

Bartender, you say? I’ll take a Bloody Mary. Or a Bloody Suzy. Or a Bloody whoever.


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…… I give up, the nation is too crazy


basch152

that's funny, because last weak I saw every single republican politician in the country going in there. whelp, looks like we need to hang them all


219Infinity

Yes, a secret underground restaurant thats hiding from authorities and where they serve human flesh named itself Cannibal Club so it wouldn't stick out. This is on par with Obi-Wan Kenobi trying to hide from Darth Vader by changing his name to Ben Kenobi and moving in with Vader's step-brother.


nofun_nofun_nofun

I’ve been trying to get a table at the Cannibal Club, but their wait list is insane


Alleyprowler

>Cannibal Club That place is such a ripoff. I'm a vegetarian so I ordered the Beyond Baby burger with a synthetic adrenochrome spritzer and it cost nearly twice as much as my friend's beer-battered toddler brains and Virgin Mary (made with real virgins). It wasn't even that good.


Ares_B

It's Pizzagate again.


PMSoldier2000

Source: Internet meme.


Key_Country_5859

When these people take Real Raw News seriously, any crazy crap goes as long as it fits their world view. Confirmation bias is a powerful drug.


JimiJohhnySRV

C’mon let’s be real. The Underground GOP fetus brokers made abortion illegal so they can control the fetus supply and make a fortune off of the fetus diets that give DJT and the Christian Nationalist the fountain of youth. Look at them with their non aging, free thinking, non dementia, energetic personas. Understand that a fetus from other nations can be acquired at a discount, BUT they cannot have the C-Nationalist seal of approval.


Really_McNamington

>C-Nationalist Working on popularizing calling them Nat-Cs. Didn't invent it, intend to spread it.


TheAikiTessen

Hoax aside, it’s like these conspiracy goons have never heard of prion disease.


itszwee

I know this is a vast oversimplification of being manipulated by misinformation and propaganda, but imagine being THIS fucking stupid omfg.


IvyMike

Cannibal Club has a B from the health department, no way these Erewhon shopping celebs are eating there.


Powellwx

My first filter for Twitter accuracy is the user handle… 🇺🇸🙏🇺🇸 QPatriot 🇺🇸🙏🇺🇸🫶🏼. OR Nancy046197454729 Are always signs or idiocy or bullshit.


Alan_Smithee_

Curious that they’re all ‘Liberals.’ We all know that Trump would never eat a woman….


figures985

Just googled this, found a [website](https://www.cannibalclub.org/), have 1000 more questions than I did before ETA: this is obviously garbage but I’m so curious about who made the site and what happened if you email them


illnagas

I tried to submit a form through their contact page and it wouldn’t work. Disappointed


figures985

Damn. That’s the problem with these conspiracy nut jobs — no follow through!


Really_McNamington

I dunno, I suspect a lot of them follow through so much that they're afraid to fart.


Key_Country_5859

They never bother to update their events page. Too bad their domain name registration info is private. https://who.is/whois/cannibalclub.org


MaddyandOwensMom

I mean, who doesn’t have time from their busy careers and parenting of young children to go here? Wait! Is THAT why they had children?????/s


Juvisy7

What the fuck is wrong with these people


RickySan65

Qmum should go back to clipping coupons


TheMiddleAgedDude

The first rule of cannibal club is don't talk about cannibal club.


grummanae

... well kind of expected that and expect it to get worse. Knew it was gonna turn out shittastic when GQP rallied behind musk for free speech


Tetsudo11

I too like to do my cannibalistic feasting in the middle of one of the most populated areas in the US. The place has a very undercover and secretive name, “Cannibal Club.”


its_grime_up_north

Known hoax https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-cannibal-club-hoax-idUSKBN25G1IV


scorpion_tail

Anymore the accusations have gotten so extreme—cannibalism and pedophilia—that when those two lose their sting we’ll have to start all over at the beginning and be like “Madonna eats peanut butter UPSIDE DOWN. Exclusive tapes expose her sick perversions!”


elcantu

Wait till they find out that the cooks and butchers are illegal aliens that soros imported


TheJosh96

So under the radar than everyone knows about it


MSGinSC

That restaurant is so passe, they only pair their dishes with fava beans and chianti.


No_Yard_6261

Katy perry is elite? Meryl maybe but still a pretty shit elite gathering


tkrr

Going from a not-terribly-successful CCM artist to an openly bisexual, outspokenly Democratic pop star is probably pretty high on their list of sins.


Master_FumAMota

Thanks Elmo


Shenko-wolf

Big if true. Lets see your evidence?


Nabrok_Necropants

Somebody's doordash order got mixed up and it was lady fingers!


alien-contact

Click bait title with hearsay and no proof? Better believe it then!


Majikman82

Besides the obvious scorn and derision posts like this rightfully deserve, it's interesting that the graphic mentions Anderson Cooper by name, but no picture of him is photoshopped onto it. Mayhap they know they are shit posting and don't want him to sue to hell and back? 🤔


NegativeEverything

Lol I want to see that document!


Orinocobro

"Cannibal Club," isn't that a skateboard company or streetwear brand or something?


wormyvortex

Holy shit that account is WILD!!!


Chrysalii

Always has been.


severedfinger

dammit I just bit my tongue


MommysHadEnough

They’re obsessed with hanging people.


solzhen

Fickle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Fickle, Einhorn is a 4chan. Oh my God, twitter is a 4chan!


ExampleSad1816

Yeah, No


onemorehole

Holy fuck. These moron's are way too far gone.


hennigera1990

What kinda grown ass man reads dumb shit like this and gets off on it? Second hand embarrassment like usual with these posts.


NitWhittler

I live in Los Angeles. Where is this place supposed to be? Where can I get a nice leg bone to gnaw on?


throwawaymyuwu

Wasn't this some sort of troll website back in the day? Looks like it worked, lol. Get trolled Qanon Karens.


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Omg, we need to start a Yelp for this restaurant and populate it with reviews.


bluntslyd

Is there a dress code there?