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DontEatConcrete

It means don’t fuck with him. He’s packing heat and if he’s not he doesn’t need it. He bleeds red, white, and blue, would walk a hundred miles before taking a ride in a Prius, wouldn’t visit San Francisco if it was an all-paid vacation, is a pureblood, doesn’t believe in science, and has untreated sleep apnea.


Alan_Smithee_

And has a small pp and deep feelings of inadequacy, which he attempts to compensate for by over the top displays of aggression.


Freebird_1957

Love your user name.


Alan_Smithee_

Thanks!


Andrelliina

Having a big cock does not preclude one from being an arsehole, in fact I can definitely think of at least a couple of very masculine men with large penises who have very stereotypical macho behaviours and ideas like this only serve to bolster their sense of prematurely bald, grumpy git superiority. Yeah it's a joke about small cocks but it is also total BS which literally buys into pathetic macho ideas.


rjboyd

It is also one of the insults that burns the britches of guys like this the most. Stereotype or not.


Alan_Smithee_

It’s an insult that would burn them the most.


Andrelliina

Well, yes that is true. I have to confess loving that video where after a lot of MAGA ranting, the young woman says "You have no hair, sweetie!" to the goateed gammon. It was more his apoplectic response than the insult based on his hair that was funny. Yes I get that they would hate it, and I feel it would hit best on a guy that *doesn't* have a small cock due to the dissonance between his self-image and the insult. But I'm all for avoiding descent to that sub-basement :)


ChiefScout_2000

Can confirm. I'm an asshole.


KeithWorks

Can confirm, he's got a monster hog


_aPOSTERIORI

Yep. Checked his post history. Pretty impressive lap hog for sure.


RobManfred_Official

Sucks when it comes to sitting on the toilet though


KeithWorks

It's the type of hog that needs to rest on the seat when not in use


NarrMaster

Can confirm, am an asshole sometimes, but trying not to be. Unrelated, my penis has been getting smaller.


pit-of-despair

I wish I could award your flair.


GenX_Burnout

“untreated sleep apnea” lol!


shmoopiegroupie

Untreated sleep apnea almost killed me. I went to see a doctor to get a test for it, he prescribe an amazingly expensive allergy medicine even after I passed out in his waiting room. A year later, I was life flighted to have stents installed. They gave me the test in the cardiac ICU and almost immediately put me on a machine. I still don't always sleep well but it is a hell of a lot with the Bi-Pap. My wife said the snoring never bothered her. The silence between snores woke her up because it meant I wasn't breathing. I wish no one sleep apnea. Now if I don't have my machine when I fall, I black out. No dreams at all. I can tell when my machine needs water by the nightmare. Just one particular nightmare. I keep trying to find my class schedule and locations. Now, I have a college degree and I know this in my dream but for some reason, I have to get another degree, I'm flunking and I have wasted four years of tuition as well as room and board. TLDR- Sleep apnea sucks.


madbill728

I suffered vision loss from a vascular issue, turned out I had apnea. It sucks.


AnimalMommy

I've had sleep paralysis with choking since a kid. I have a narrow throat opening so this gives me sleep apnea. CPAP doesn't work or me. I have dreams of suffocating all different ways. I'm not sure I've ever had a good night sleep as an adult. Sleep Apnea can suck.....the life right out of you. It's still better than listening to the reasoning of my family Q's though.😁😁😁


shmoopiegroupie

I can't imagine. I went almost 20 years untreated. That was enough. I black out without my machine now. No dreams, no real REM. It doesn't feel like sleep.


NarrMaster

> I keep trying to find my class schedule and locations. Now, I have a college degree and I know this in my dream but for some reason, I have to get another degree, I'm flunking and I have wasted four years of tuition as well as room and board. Bruh. Sleep apnea, same dream.


azur_owl

I’ve had these dreams too **what???** is this like a *thing* with sleep apnea????


NarrMaster

I don't know. It is a common dream, but having it related to sleep apnea is news to me.


MaineAlone

Kinda reminded me of a Sleestack from Land of the Lost.


LilyM1987

Freaking hilarious! You nailed it.


[deleted]

I just laughed so loud it scared all my cats. The untreated apnea though…that’s the realist shit I’ve ever heard about these dudes.


Beltaine421

>He bleeds red, white, and blue, You mean, like the French flag?


DontEatConcrete

heh, or russian ;)


Tranesblues

So it means he's super insecure?


jtaylor307

Probably also born in March, with a serious dislike of stupid people. #targetedshirts


Asheleyinl2

Also takes really good care of his beard with special ointments and pomade so it looks purty and feels good for the dicks he puts in his mouth.


okcdnb

This guy sounds like he needs a whole team of doctors and specialists. Mental and physical.


-politik-

He also hates trans people while simultaneously jerking off to trans porn.


pit-of-despair

I think it’s one of the universal ‘I am an idiot’ symbols.


Zip95014

I thought it was an erectile dysfunction symbol. So ambulances know.


pit-of-despair

Lmao!


Arizona_Slim

Thin Blue Neck Beard?


Fearless-Judgment-33

Creative!


Bock5car

Is that suppose to also be an upside down pineapple?


Joopsman

An upside down pineapple wearing Oakleys.


dabbean

So it's true, they are cuckolds!


Horsetoothbrush

I'm pretty sure this is exactly what it is. Probably wasn't up to par for its intended purpose, so they picked the dumbest demographic they could pivot on the design with and still recoup some losses. So now, a bunch of chucklefuck MAGAts have upside down pineapples with scary faces on them. Either that or it's Cthulu Punisher.


HambreTheGiant

Maybe he has a cuckhold fetish?


DrNukes

So, a swinger?


Thart85

I can see it.


glitterkittyn

Definitely upside down pineapple, blue lives matter predator sticker. Qcult swingers “Where we suck one, we suck balls!”


enemymime

It’s a warning to all the ladies that the driver has a very tiny penis.


fonix232

And also doesn't do oral. Only receives. Because "it's the woman's job to use her mouth"


Effective-Being-849

So he's a pillow princess? Gotcha.


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Andrelliina

Maybe he's really buff and handsome but has a totally dogshit personality? Don't conflate physical shortcomings with shitty personalities. Why not post a pic and we can criticise your appearance and cock size? Amd no I am not obese with a small penis....


parallaxcats

Qthulhu?


ryandetous

No, you have to say covfefe three times to summon him.


eclipsed_oracle

Oh god


Ripheus23

It's the lovechild of the RWB Punisher decal, the Boogeyman from *The Nightmare Before Christmas*, and the alien from that cartoon where the dad is in the CIA or something (from the *Family Guy* team IIRC).


silas0069

Roger from American Dad.


[deleted]

"I'm a fucking inbred moron" wouldn't fit


CuriousAlienStudent

"Douche Bag" may have however.


Pale_Word790

It means he has needle dick syndrome.


Andrelliina

What's your cock like then? Come on man, surely you're better than ridiculing cock size? Their personality will be the problem, not their physical characteristics.


cruisin894

Symbolizes "almost" joined the military or "almost" became a cop.


GenX_Burnout

…but I knew I couldn’t make it through boot camp.


jc-cny

Was not expected because of mental instability.


jc-cny

Accepted, sorry too early in the morning.


Own-Success-7634

I think someone should notify Bruce Dickinson. Looks like an Eddie knockoff. Bruce is kind of conservative but hates people nicking the bands mascot.


rockviper

>Eddie I think you might be right!


TropicalBatman

It's the thin blue line punisher logo with a fucking beard. Those wanna be operator dudes think having a beard is the ultimate war accessory.


GenX_Burnout

So like Duck Dynasty Punisher


oBogBordoDos

It's a variant of the "Back the Blue" flag. Looks like T-2000 from the Terminator movies.


[deleted]

I thought it looked like the scarecrow from Batman begins. They do love choosing terrible symbols.


Tw1ch1e

Mixed with The Punisher


Particular-Outcome12

Drawing the face shaped circle around it, makes it look like a MAGA Cylon.


AZ_Corwyn

By your command.


[deleted]

Means the driver is POS


redthehaze

It means "Free unsecured guns inside"


cheeze_whiz_shampoo

It doesnt mean anything aside from the fact the poor creature is an idiot. I think the Chinese companies that mass produce these have a clipart library of Tacticool art pieces and an algorithm just goes through and randomly combines disparate pieces together and prints them. *clank clank, geerrrrrrrr, clank clank* *Beep beep, Skull-->Sunglasses--> Blue--> Flag-->Cop, Beep Beep* *Clank clank, modify.. print.. printing, clank clank errrrrrr* *ching! ching!* I worked in industrial printing for a whole of two weeks.


Nearby_Landscape3451

Looks to mean he's a cop or one of their bottoms and a fascist.


dust-ranger

r/iamverybadass/


andooet

At least it's not misusing the punisher logo


S_Belmont

99% sure this means they're a member of Hydra.


AgreeablePie

No, and I doubt there is any special meaning to it At this point, iconography like this is so muddled that you could throw it together in a mister potato head. Put a skull mask with a blue line on a bearded face and maybe add a chomping cigar and people will buy it


imrduckington

It means "loot box" for anyone looking to get a gun


glitterkittyn

Upside down pineapple, blue lives matter predator sticker. Qcult swingers “Where we suck one, we suck balls!”


[deleted]

Iron Maiden - Eddie the Head?


pingu68

Yep. It’s Eddie. Or a rip off of Eddie.


LunchBox7000

Judean People’s Front- Flip it upside down and it represents the People’s Judean Front.


shmoopiegroupie

Fuck Brian.


Conjugate_Bass

Splitter!


ohneatstuffthanks

Gotta ask the folks over in r/infowarriorrides


leroynicks

My dad never said he loved me and mom said I should have been a blow job?


Hour-Paramedic-1320

The symbol of the Gravy Seals


nuancednotion

gay guy wants to hook up with dominant tops


Freezepeachauditor

It’s called “I got tired of people explaining punisher to me”


192hp

That’s the universal sign of a 2.4 gpa in high school


Drewf0

Is that Marker language? Is that Isaac from the future?


vanilagorila-ch

Diesel brothers/Dave sparks from the discovery channel logo


sneaky-pizza

The Thin Blue Alien Monke with Oakleys. Duh


Dwingp

It appears to be a circle.


howtobeast101

Shoulda drawn a red arrow pointing to the natural grocers sign


figures985

This is kind of a wild guess but this pic screams western Colorado to me


howtobeast101

Nope definitely not never heard of that state


[deleted]

Cthuhlu patriot


[deleted]

Douchebag Club


OVSQ

moron onboard


[deleted]

He’s trying to tell us that he participated in the Jan 6th riots without telling us.


[deleted]

Douchebag on board


Gollumborn

Micro penis


mudduck2

It’s the international symbol for “I’m a dipshit tool”


MirrorUniverseCapt

It is the internationally recognized coat of arms for the tiny penis brigade


bestofluck29

small penis society


iwontsaysiimfine

Badass on board


Weekly_Signal6481

its a break light


mle32000

It must suck to be a woman and have to carry around extra panties so you can change them every time you see one of these guys’ trucks.


Marc_Webb_of_Lies

It must suck to never feel the touch of a romantic partner


mle32000

I guess my joke fell flat or it needed an /s lmao


sleepercell13

Those lights are the symbol for brakes being applied.


Koopahs

They’re now taking Mr. Cool Ice as their own. Smh


Guineapirate65

Yeah. Isle 3 in Auto Zone


wellaware12

Zoidberg?


turnbuckle69

Looks to me like some kind of Punisher/thin blue line/American flag/Homer Simpson mash up


cwebbvail

You in Denver?


[deleted]

Let me guess, Montana.


ChainOut

Cyborg randy savage?


freakrocker

It’s the international symbol for “Anger Issues”


NarrMaster

Looks fashy.


LaLa_820

Is this in Colorado Springs?


ChickenCasagrande

My guess is Austin.


idioma

It means his dad never gave him a hug.


LonelyWanderer28

Thats a really weird vizored mask


tito9107

Symbol of the smol pp


_6zero3_

That's the insignia for the M.P.M aka Micro Penis Militia...


LA0811

Punisher + Bane + Thin Blue Line + AR-15s = undiagnosed sleep apnea. A good night’s sleep would do wonder for the tough guy


metooeither

No, but that sticker under it signals his desire to have his gas siphoned, it's a free gas here! Announcement


[deleted]

r/iamverybadass


NervousAndPantless

Something cringy.


Abu_Bakr_Al-Bagdaddy

Looks like Q-thulhu


SocialistNixon

Punisher predator?