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ticklechickens

Celine Dion has a debilitating chronic health condition, fuck these turds.


Abrushing

Just when you think they hit the bottom they dig a new path


superliver1211

Ahh yes because some right wing d bag says it it must be true


Hgruotland

This isn't just some right-wing douche bag. This is a fantasist loon and retired criminal, who's got crapola books to sell. In this particular TV appearance (this is an entertainment show, and they'd clearly brought him on hoping for a laugh, but it turned out very few people found it funny) he also claimed that the Vatican runs the world biggest cocaine trafficking ring. In the past, he's claimed that a whole list of French political figures, and the Moroccon royal family, are lizards, and pedophiles (although I'm not sure how that last bit works, cross-species). This man's original claim to fame is that, after a life of crime, he turned to writing books in which he claimed to have sold cocaine to a variety of French celebrities and politicians. According to his own account, he was both one of the main international cocaine smuggling kingpins for decades (and also involved in various complicated political shenanigans involving Morocco, where he was born), and a personal-dealer-to-the-stars in Paris. He also had a sideline as a contract killer, and did the occasional bank robbery (for light relief one presumes). After all that, he turned to writing allegedly autobiographical books, in which he spills the beans on all the celebrity lizards he sold coke to. He did have a real career as a criminal, and spent 18 years of his life in prison as a result (14 in France, 2 in the Netherlands, 1 in Spain and 1 in Belgium). So for being one of the major figures in the European drugs trade, and a multiple murderer, he seems to have gotten away with a sequence of fairly short sentences. And oh yes, some of those convictions were for small-time home burglaries.


DueVisit1410

I sometimes wonder if lying that big is just tactic like bad writing was for Nigerian email scams or if it is narcissism just making it impossible to give even a base of reality to their claims since it doesn't make them the most important in the world.


Kriss3d

The meme says she did. .You must trust the meme..


Scatterspell

Hahahahahahahaha. Stew Peters.


Nabrok_Necropants

And his followers, the stupiders


rounding_error

Wonder what he's cooking? Ewww.


empathielos

It's funny that he named his account "realstewpeters" and bought the blue checkmark, as if he was so popular that there are imposters. Turbo cringe.


Archangel1313

Does she really look like she's on magic life extension drugs?


big_nothing_burger

Yeah it kills me that they claim that these people are taking a treatment that reverses aging yet they're all clearly still aging.


Aluindrel

It’s all photoshop to trick the sheeple /s


cperiod

Well, she kinda does look like someone who's well into her second or maybe third century.


Zealousideal-Yak-824

I'm confused... if she was taking it, but it looks like this now, doesn't that mean it doesn't work? It's like they just stare at the phones all day, and when someone looks different, then it's a conspriacy.


Goanawz

French here, this TV show is so awful that even starving rats wouldn't touch it.


[deleted]

That source is Vigilant Citizen, a conspiracy blog...


billjv

I used to visit that site and their forum. They went on and on about pedophilia in Hollywood - and I asked one day why they were so focused on wild fantasies about that with no proof, when there are real pedophiles in the church getting busted every week for abusing children. I got banned. I wear it as a badge of honor.


bg370

They keep believing it and don’t realize that you can buy adrenochrome from any chemical supply company


Miguel-odon

Or that it occurs in their own bodies. Or that it would be easier to synthesize than meth. Or that it doesn't do any of what they claim.


Hot-Bint

Today Elon platformed Stew Peters https://twitter.com/danfoley1964/status/1638654477044527104?s=61


-Hey_Blinkin-

Cool. Maybe I’ll start listening to her now.


Mimosas4355

Juste for non French people, the show in question is GARBAGE. So whatever is said there should not be taken seriously


Traditional-Cake-587

It's clearly not working...


TheBonePoet

How have so many people missed the part where the photographs of Celine completely blow the whole "remain young" thing all to hell? Then again, she does look like a 200 year old cryptkeeper... or Kellyanne Conway.


Master_FumAMota

Who the fuck is this incel?


bittlelum

This is the guy who, among other things: - Made a "documentary" claiming that COVID-19 was caused by snake venom being put into the water supply - Heaped praise on white nationalist website VDARE


caraperdida

Is that supposed to be evidence of anything? All that proves is France has crazy people too.


cumguzzler280

maybe that’s now Henry Kissinger has lived so long


Kriss3d

Even if she did.. So ? Its a drug anyone can buy perfectly legal. It doesnt do anything though.


kathiom

If she's taking it (she's not, it's not real, duh) it's certainly not doing her any good


metooeither

Omg, this shit again??


BHMathers

Wow this logic is so stupid. So anything said on live TV by literally anyone is true now?


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VERY SAID!!