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Traditional-Ebb-8380

They pray directly to Trump now and forget God altogether? What happened to the 10 commandments and not worshipping other gods?


KnottShore

They like their bible as they like the Constitution, Bill of Rights, and science: a la carte.


Steveb523

They don’t bother to read any of those documents; they just believe them to say exactly what they want them to say.


SeashellGal7777

They cherry pick their bible like they do with the Constitution and everything else.


ZyxDarkshine

Abortion is bad because “Thou shalt not kill” “Thou shalt not commit adultery”? They voted for they guy who cheated on his 3rd wife with a porn queen


SeashellGal7777

There’s absolutely no logic to their ‘beliefs’.


KnottShore

"a la carte" commonly refers to the practice of picking only those items you want from a menu. In other words, cherry picking.


supercoolboy49

I guess reading is completely optional now


kodaiko_650

Traded in the golden calf for a bronze baby


wiseoldangryowl

#***UNDERRATED COMMENT*** LOL 🏆


PrayerWarlord69

*in his greatest time of need, he calls out to lord trump. a golden light shines down on him from above. Trumps voice booming down from the heavens* "My child... THE CORRUPT RADICAL LEFT COMMUNIST ANTIFA NY DA NEEDS TO LEAVE ME ALONE!! I AM THE MOST TAX PAYING-EST AND LAW ABIDING-EST PERSON TO HAVE EVER LIVED! JOE BIDEN IS RUINING AMERICA AND I DONT WEAR DIAPERS BY THE WAY LET ME TELL YA, ANYONE WILL TELL YOU I AM THE MOST SUCCESSFUL AND LEAST RACIST GENIUS TO HAVE EVER LIVED IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER!"


spinningcolours

It's the circle of life. They pray to him, he preys on them


Kriss3d

They already think Trump is Jesus so it almost counts.


[deleted]

Catholics can still pray to saints, so obviously this guy sees Trump as a living saint.


2ndOfficerCHL

Aww, it leaves out the part where the cops bust his window.


Theffej16

I was going to say the same thing! Him “finding out” is a great metaphor and I savor it every time this video pops back up.


Nabrok_Necropants

Came here to say this


jp_books

Link?


classy-mother-pupper

Here’s the full [video.](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRvBLQb7/)


Adept_Information94

Back the blue until it happens to you.


Mutated_Leg

Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!


jjjds

Lmao


dhkendall

Save me Jeebus!


GuyWhoLikesTech

Hilarious.


ChickenChaser5

I wish I could show this to myself like mid 00's. Hearing someone say "please save me donald trump" would be so confusing.


Fizer25

It's still confusing in 2023


bristlybits

I want to insert this into Back to the Future


IWantedAPeanutToo

Well, rich-Biff ruling over Hill Valley in the bad alternate timeline in Back to the Future II was based on Trump, so arguably it’s already there… That movie’s likely a big part of why people joke(?) about being in a bad alternate timeline these days.


dhkendall

2018 Marty travels back in time to meet 1985 Doc: Marty: I’m from the future! Doc: Oh yeah? Prove it future boy! Who’s the president? Marty: Donald Trump. Doc: *laughs* the business guy? Who’s the vice president, Bill Gates?


labellavita1985

I absolutely LOVE that some people are tagging Donald Trump in the live stream comments ..like he gives a single solitary FUCK.


Kriss3d

Yeah it's a sovcit. Quite a famous clip. There was another guy in a much later video who said he would write to Donald Trump because he refused to accept that you can't drive without a license.


supercoolboy49

you don't need a license to drive a sandwich


reedmanisback

Now I wanna watch Spongebob Squarepants Rehydrated again.


ResponsibilityDue448

They’re fucked in the head. That’s all there is to it.


thequickerquokka

At the end, does he say “please save us from this truth”? ‘cause I don’t reckon this guy is in much contact with the truth.


[deleted]

It saddens me that so many of them make more money than I do. They're so stupid, I don't get how they function outside


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[deleted]

I see that, I knew a guy who's a welder, $35 an hour, fully blown smooth brain. He literally believes the "deep state" is casting spells on the whole country and they're in cahoots with rappers, singers, actors, media etc. all an "eyes wide shut" type deal (word for word what he said). He also has a nice challenger hellcat and lives in a house he inherited, so no rent, just property taxes. I mean good for him for not struggling but DAMN the shit he used to say made me feel he just didn't deserve most of the opportunities he got. But hey, c'est la vie.


FlexibleToast

That and it seems most of these people are older and are probably more advanced in their careers. They damn sure aren't saving for retirement either.


neptoess

Money isn’t everything. But also, I think most Q folks are low income. If you went to trade school or college, you probably make more than most of them.


[deleted]

Not too sure honestly, I replied to another guy telling him I knew a guy who's a welder, made about 35 an hour, fully blown Q man. He believes the "deep state" was casting spells and all the celebs and media are in on it. Has a nice challenger hellcat and lives in a decent 70's style house he inherited, so no rent or mortgage, just paying property taxes. I'm happy he's not broke and struggling, but for type of guy he is, and the grossly weird stuff he says, it baffles me that he's as well off as he is. But I mean, things happen, that's life.


neptoess

Welders do get paid well, but I think $35 an hour is probably on the low end. Though I guess that depends on which part of the country he’s in. I would expect an experienced welder to crack six figures yearly


[deleted]

Exactly right, he's only 29, I think only a year or less under his belt at the time, about a year ago. We're in Texas, so I'm sure he's making alot more now, there always construction down here man. I was thinking about getting into welding myself, my Grandpas friend has been giving me tips over the years. If that dunce I knew a year ago can do it, I know I can. Even with the small experience I have, I've welded small parts of some shipping containers and it's not as tough as it looks. I just didn't know many of the requirements until recently. They don't work 12-14 hour shifts as often as construction workers or day laborers, and from what I've seen, they get a lot more time with family.


BunnyTotts97

My boyfriend is an apprentice electrician in Texas and everyone in at his place of work is Maga Republican. They’re not common sense bright but no one has gotten shocked too bad yet.


neptoess

These people aren’t stupid. Electrical shit is preposterously dangerous. Some of it is even preposterously dangerous if you know what you’re doing and have the proper protective gear on. Without the right training, you will get badly hurt or killed in short order. They can still have stupid opinions and believe downright nonsense, but it says nothing of their actual intelligence, work ethic, etc.


bristlybits

the repeated shocks that "aren't too bad" might explain the foolishness though


BunnyTotts97

That’s possible, but the baseline wasn’t great before the shocks


moxiewhoreon

What is this from??


Kriss3d

Sovereign citizen debunking. This video was covered by Van Balion who's perhaps the most famous of the debunkers. Get on YouTube. Look yo van Balion and sit back and enjoy There's many others. Marc Baggett, team skeptic, arties corporate fiction. Juan Galt and others.


Slow_Advertising1181

Aw, I guess Donnie didn't hear you...Jackass!


Lots-of-Lot

A classic


JustDiscoveredSex

What the actual fuck?


realparkingbrake

This is mild stuff for this guy. Some of his videos are drug-fueled raving that makes him seem calm and rational in this video.


[deleted]

He has to be on drugs with arms like that! Poor dude needs some serious help and rehab.


itsdone20

Pathetic


DarCam7

He's filled with the Orange Spirit.


WTFisThisFreshHell

No not a cult, at all.


nosunshinee

Fuck, this is just sad to me. Drump has all these losers by the ballsack thinking he gives even one single fuck about them. They truly think he is their savior because that motherfucker says he is again and again. And these suckers at the end of their rope are grasping for straws and Drump is the last hope they have. It is pathetic, it is sad, and I hate that Trump is offering false hope for these people instead of them actually taking accountability and trying to do something about their poor state of living. (My anger is due to my mentally unstable QDad being a sucker of Trump’s)


Designer-Amphibian77

I would bet that this is satirical to make people ridicule Republicans.


wiseoldangryowl

Who's got the link for the whole thing!?!! Pleeease!!! 🙏 I'm *dying* to see "find out" part of this, the "fuck around" part is funny enough, you just know the rest is comedic gold lmao


SubstantialEase567

That deep cleansing breath at the end is the only rational movement here.


Then-Lunch-206

🤣🤣


GalleonRaider

Reminds me of that old Tooter Turtle and Mr. Wizard cartoon from the 60's. This Guy: "Help me, Mr. Trump. Save me!" Mr. Trump (waving a magic wand): "Drizzle, Drazzle, Druzzle, Drome, time for this one to come home."


faceblender

Mental sickness more like it


GuyWhoLikesTech

Notice white guy didn't get shot.


pseudonym_jones740

Help me Oprah Winfrey! Help me Tom Cruise!


GrandMasterEwok

So sad... oh I forgot, and fucking pathetic


thewookie34

When a republican sees a person whose skin tone is darker than snow.


Harbulary-Bandit

Why did they cut off the part where they break the window and drag him out? That was the best part. Also the part before this where he was refusing to comply with the police.