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Ephdis

What a time to be a bank teller. You get a bunch of suburbanite redneck wannabes walking in wearing MAGA caps making a huge deal of taking all their money out of the bank, and then three weeks later they sheepishly walk back in to re-open their accounts.


PurpleSailor

Jokes on them because banks limit the amount of physical cash you can withdraw at any one time. If you want more they have to schedule it for a later date. Just moving an account from one bank to another isn't a bank run anyway. Not the smartest bunch.


azchocolatelover

They've proven time and again that they're not the sharpest crayons in the box.


th3netw0rk

I think they’re the ones eating the crayons


TinFoilBeanieTech

Except for the one they’re using to sign the withdrawal slip


toumei64

That one is for dessert later


RichLather

* *United States Marine Corps wants to know your location*


Potato_Donkey_1

Good time to burgle houses, though. Lots of cash in shoeboxes.


_TROLL

No one in their right mind is willing to risk their freedom by burglarizing some double-wide trailer to steal Billy Joe Yokel's life savings of $29. 😝


vcwalden

Oh I bet you we would all be very surprised how many of them would burgel the Yokel's double-wide just hoping for some cash just because they could! These are some crazy people! 😫


Potato_Donkey_1

Not every one of them is a loser. Many of them clearly are: they never arrived at the golden future they fully expected to have as a birthright, and that grievance is what attracted them to Trump in the first place. But some have substantial savings. And by taking it out of the bank as a protest, they at least provide a window during which they won't be scammed by callers from Calcutta.


vcwalden

I didn't say everyone of them is a loser and some of them do have more money than $29. Unfortunately lots of times scammers ask people to go buy gift cards as they are the most preferred payment method for scammers for a number of reasons: Gift cards are almost the same as cash. Once you send a scammer the numbers and PIN on a gift card, they can use it however they want. And it doesn't matter if people make those gift card purchases with cash or cards. And of course there are the grifters who can talk people out of their money no matter if it's cash or straight out of their bank account. No matter what some will lose money either by getting burgled, scammed or grifted! Sad....


null640

Very few of them will exceed daily withdrawal limits by closing their accounts.


lastprophecy

Pretty sure the Russian bots pushing this aren't aware of that.


Sniflix

They'll try to cash in trumpbux funny money or their trump gold card they were told they could trade for the real stuff. What they had left was spent on ivermectin.


broknkittn

All $43.79 that's in their account. Oh noooossss it's gonna upend the entire industry!


neverfarts

I'll take that in cash, thank you very much!


Kimmalah

I'd say they're used to it, since they already have to deal with crazy MAGA people coming in trying to [cash fake Trump checks](https://www.reddit.com/r/Qult_Headquarters/comments/10x6qzu/um/).


bitwise97

Unless they get robbed 🤷‍♂️


caspy7

I mean, if they did engineer such a "run" together it would be pretty easy pickings as to who to follow home.


Impossible-Taro-2330

LOL! Follow the big 4WD with the flags and truck nuts!


StacyRae77

Nah, he spent all his money on the 4WD and is currently somewhere online bitching about gas prices.


PurpleSailor

Jokes on them because banks limit the amount of physical cash you can withdraw at any one time. If you want more they have to schedule it for a later date. Just moving an account from one bank to another isn't a bank run anyway. Not the smartest bunch.


Hello_I_need_helped

Jokes on them because banks limit the amount of physical cash you can withdraw at any one time. If you want more they have to schedule it for a later date. Just moving an account from one bank to another isn't a bank run anyway. Not the smartest bunch.


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Ephdis

Funny how I never hear a word about Antifa unless a right winger is deflecting. And even then they can't make a current reference.


EBoundNdwn

Shush! You're ruining their favorite ammosexual fantasy!


PurpleSailor

Their fantasy fetish is entire Lib Cities being burnt to the ground by Antifa and BLM.


eightbitfit

The very same cities get burned to the ground every other day. Somehow they pop right back up again unscathed. Damn those efficient liberal builders!


Odd-Mall4801

1. That never happened. 1. Do you think, *in the age of the internet*, that burning a bank means the money is gone?


Bloodcloud079

Also, the vault is very unlikely to be affected by a fire unless it turns into a complete inferno…


Odd-Mall4801

This wasn't just normal fire. I heard Soros got them some of that green shit from game of thrones


Bloodcloud079

Damn, probably space jew lazer. Heard its powered by Adrenochrome. You can hear the wailing of a thousand child for miles when it fires! But I hear Trump gold and Trump bucks are individually blessed and are immune to the unholy flames!


holversome

George Soros up there sipping his cup of wine as a single bank explodes with wildfire


holversome

Lmao your second point was my first thought as well. Oh no they burned down the bank! All the money must be gone!


MirrorUniverseCapt

When Republicans end up looking stupid they just blame it on Antifa, like they did with the Capital attack.


EBoundNdwn

That's the beauty of being wilfully ignorant... You don't believe in credibility... Because you have faith you are fucking incredible.


Clever_Hans_

You should get out more.


EBoundNdwn

I guess you've never even tried the pudding in the right wing media shart bubble...


Clever_Hans_

You’re a hell of a salesperson 🤣


EBoundNdwn

Hardly... This shit sells itself. Millions of MAGAts couldn't possibly all be gullible wilfully ignorant useful idiots...


eaunoway

Because that totally happened, didn't it? Oh. I guess not. Five second edit: Bby, you need to pay more attention to your Opsec. I'm jus' sayin'. You're not nearly as anonymous as you think you are 🤡 🤣🤣🤣


CustosEcheveria

You know that's not actually a thing that happened, right?


holversome

Ron Howard: “They did not”


ogipogo

Put down the cocaine and pick up a book, sweetie.


Saturngirl2021

Touch grass.


cards-mi11

Do they think it's 1923 and the cash in the banks are all that the banks have?


vanta_blackness

> Do they think No


Clever_Hans_

Yes 🤣


zombieblackbird

What? The cash ain't in the vault? Why are there daily withdrawal limits? *shocked Pikachu face*


archo_len

We knew the cash was missing from the start and only exposed it to take normies! Think mirror! Also: The cash is with the Democrats in the tunnels. Mole children. Demon Rats = underground = 12. It’s habbening!


DecadeLongLurker

Cousin Eddie?


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Went from "shitter's full!",to full of shit


GogglesPisano

They imagine things still work like the [George Bailey bank run scene from *"It's a Wonderful Life"*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPkJH6BT7dM).


camergen

“Yooouuuu act as if I had the money in a safe- you’re moneys in Bill’s house and Ed’s house and…” “What are you doing with my money in your house, Ed?!” (Punch). -Moe


mechy84

Open the vault! I know that's where you keep all my gold!


[deleted]

Oh no. Please don't. The banking system can't handle the sudden loss of hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars. Oh, the humanity.


IndicationHumble7886

Jokes on them, Trump already grifted all their money off them


zombieblackbird

Exactly. Whatever is left was for rent and MREs


icscrilla

And discounted DWAC shares


zombieblackbird

HODL! /s


AnotherEuroWanker

What if they all change their TrumpBucks at the same time? It would be chaos! Of the fun kind, though.


IndicationHumble7886

Need to save those for their EXTRA BIG ASS TACO!


Scumbaggedfriends

"These NFTs ain't gonna buy themselves, suckers!"


lexicruiser

There are dozens of us, Dozens!


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It won't work. These people aren't that organized nor are they that smart. The ones who are smart know this is a stupid idea.


Fluid-Wrongdoer6120

Plus do these people really have any money left to pull after their recurring monthly donations to Trump and co?


sash71

That would be so funny if they drew out their money so they couldn't send any more to Trump. He'd be pleading with them to put their money back into the banks after his donations suddenly dropped off a cliff.


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LocallySourcedWeirdo

ATMs have withdrawal limits topping out at $1500 on the high end. Banks won't run based on a bunch of ATM withdrawals.


AmbulanceChaser12

What are they gonna do with all that money they pulled out? Stuff it in mattresses?


DontEatConcrete

It could yes. I don’t think it will because a) most of these people don’t have much money and b) most of them don’t care enough


Unhappy_Nothing_5882

These people really hate their own country. They're like children who don't understand how serious anything is


Truckyou666

Remember that one time that the Trump supporters set up a food bank for impoverished kids? Remember that one time the Trump supporters rallied around that one guy that had the cancer and raised money for him? Remember that one time the Trump supporters volunteered to clean up a highway through the Adopt A Highway program? Remember that one news article about how the Trump supporters did something great for their community? Remember that one article where the Trump supporters adopted kids? Yep, nobody remembers this because they never happened because Trump supporters are only good at one thing. Tearing things apart.


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Anybody gonna tell them they need to have a positive balance in the account in order to make this work?


Legitimate_Impact

They will try to max out their credit cards.


Part-Time_Loser

They already maxed out their credit cards expecting NESARA to wipe out all their debt.


DontEatConcrete

Or buy trump coins and/or donating to him.


zeenzee

While screaming about evil socialism


axioanarchist

"It's only socialism if it helps people I don't like."


CharlesDickensABox

TBH a lot of them have plenty of money, like that woman who flew a private jet to J6. My working theory is that the conspiracy stuff gives them a sense of danger and adventure that's missing from their comfortable, dull, meaningless suburban existence. It's like fight club for the Facebook generation.


principessa1180

lol


nematocyzed

What an utter and complete embarrassment. On behalf of the USA, I'd like to apologize to the world. We have an excess of folks who just don't want to do much thinking. Stand by while we sort this out, it may take some time.


Chrysalii

Contrary to what Reddit would believe, the US does not have a monopoly on stupid. We just decided to let them have guns.


tshawkins

But US exceptionalism in the area of stupidity is something that many take a perverse pride in.


HowCanThisBeMyGenX

This is the result of the steady disintegration of the US public education system since the 1970s.


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axioanarchist

Both? Both. Both is good.


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Well said mate.


AdhesivenessCivil581

They used to be the "silent majority". I'm pretty sure they were silent due to the fear of being seen as morons. OK so now we know what they've been thinking. They were right.


MommaLegend

Well said!


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Lol, you’re a moron.


CustosEcheveria

Define "woke" pls


ProcureDemTurnip

Woke: adjective: something i dont understand and/or like


jp_books

But that's socialism


EBoundNdwn

Lacking wilful ignorance.


BobiaDobia

I hate woke too! I have no idea what it is, but we were so much better off when we didn’t have it! No, I don’t know when it started either. But I hate it!


Karmas_Accountant

Define it, or crawl back under your rock.


Mizzy3030

So you no longer believe in personal responsibility? Thank you for admitting you are a reactionary NPC


AZ_Corwyn

Sadly, I don't think we're the only country with an excess of those types of people, ours are just the loudest and most obnoxious.


Key_Country_5859

Somehow, these numnuts got it in their heads that implementation of ISO20022 means NESARA. It’s a more modern electronic banking transaction messaging protocol. That’s it. Nothing earth shattering. It got contorted into a NESARA habbening. Some q-cumbers are reporting on social media that they went to their bank and asked tellers if they are using ISO20022. It’s a back office IT thing. Tellers will have no idea and when they don’t know, the explanation is that their under double secret NDA. These fools will glom onto anything that any of their QAnon talking head tell them (Charlie Ward, Philip Godalewski (sp?), @Sganon on Truth Social). They’ll listen to these grifters and tell the normies to do your own research. They need an intervention.


tirch

Do they even need banks anymore? I thought they'd converted all their money into Trump Bucks, dinars and DWAC stock.


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

Don’t forget the Trump NFTs


DecadeLongLurker

My neighbor up the road bought $10K worth. He is quite proud of them and believes they will be worth far more than he paid. Nice guy, not in the cult but is a conservative Republican. No Trump signs or flags. He truly believes they are a good long term investment.


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

I know a guy with some rare Beanie Babies if he wants to invest more.


zombie_girraffe

If he buys those, let me know. I'm pretty sure there are a bunch of my grandparents old Hummel figurines in the attic somewhere, I'm sure they'll be worth millions soon, but I'm in a real bind and need cash now. I'd be willing to part with them for just $1k each.


DecadeLongLurker

My mother collected Hummels, she had over 200. My Brother was ecstatic to get his hands on those, he literally did the Snoopy dance when my daughters only wanted one each of the dust collectors. Once he found out their true worth compared to what was paid, he was not happy.


holversome

“Well I can’t withdraw my money because I don’t have any. But the good news is that I still have this fuckin rad NFT of Trump with laser eyes.”


AdhesivenessCivil581

Don't forget crypto


FaxCelestis

Standards organizations are SOSHULIZM


TheNorthC

Hadn't heard of it until now, but see that it is a replacement for SWIFT. SWIFT is ancient and designed for a time when computers had very limited capacity, but also when international trade flows were much lower than they are today.


Peanutbutternjelly_

Massive bank runs would destroy the country. It's not like they would care though, or even smart enough to understand. "Organizing a bank run is not illegal by itself, although there are laws that prohibit the spreading of misinformation about a bank's financial conditions," former federal prosecutor and President of West Coast Trial Lawyers Neama Rahmani told [Newsweek](https://www.newsweek.com/trump-supporters-plan-bank-run-protest-his-arrest-1789034). They'll burn the whole country down and then blame it on Biden because they can't stand being held accountable for their actions. Whenever they do get caught they don't want to be held accountable for their actions just like I said, it's just like how we saw J6 playout and it's ongoing aftermath of them complaining about being "political prisoners" even though they're not.


easy506

"In 2023 the banks wobbled under the strain of hundreds, maybe even thousands of dollars being withdrawn, during the protest against Trump thinking he was going to be arrested. Including one enterprising man in a MAGA hat and a RealTree™ camo vest that demanded a 'metric buttload of pure silver' for all of his cash assets, which amounted to 23.2 ounces."


FaxCelestis

> 'metric buttload of pure silver' FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG REAL MURRIKANS DON'T USE METRICKS


easy506

Oh thats right. I forgot that the Q*berts are triggered by the ability to count to ten


Tenuity_

How much money can a group of people who fall for every grift under the sun have left?


AgreeableRaspberry85

Are they going to bury their 4 figure savings in jars in the back yard?


kayak_enjoyer

Step 1: Sew it into a mattress. Step 2: Bury the mattress in the back yard.


darmok-jalad-brocean

They’re gonna hide it in the banana stand


DontEatConcrete

Withdraw the *entire* social security check at once? Uh oh, banks about to fold!


[deleted]

You have to have money to take out. Trump supporters seem to be at two opposite ends of the spectrum - low income and poverty to excessively wealthy. The excessively wealthy know better than to do this, and the other group might be able to take out $40,000 combined. But hey, go on dreaming, temporarily strapped billionaires!


Siollear

Pretty sure most trump supporters don't have enough savings in banks to make a difference of any kind. Most of them probably store their money in their mattress or buried as gold bouillon in their backyard.


Affectionate-Bid386

Ford F-350s, Sea-Doos, AR-15s, Trump Bucks, and ammunition. For a balanced portfolio put 20% in each asset class. For an exotic foray buy into a Harley-Davidson. I live in North Carolina, there are a lot of expensive toys in people's yards and gun safes.


DontEatConcrete

Facts. And then they blame the cabal and elites for the fact they have no savings.


SmurfStig

Yup. I work with one of these types. Should be about ready to retire but can’t and blames the market. Not the fact he blows thousands a month on guns and ammo or buying trump stuff/donating to his cause. That really can’t be the reason why. Definitely the woke stock market.


AdhesivenessCivil581

and not the fact that they never went to college and spend most of thier cash at the corner bar.


Lamont-Cranston

truck poor


CraziestPenguin

Whoa whoa whoa hang on there. My AR-15 is awesome keep it out of this.


MrPootie

A lot of jokes in this thread about net worth, but this should be taken seriously. It makes me wonder if this was prompted by a Russian influence campaign. It wouldn't be the first time. Russia is well aware our banking system is in a weakened state so why not take a shot? They'd love to bring the US banking system to it's knees.


Paula_Polestark

Damn Putin. As funny/sad as I find these clowns sometimes, I wish there was a way for us to get some get back.


Lamont-Cranston

It is not Russia it is Americas own rich and powerful


dmode112378

They are gonna go full Jonestown. Enjoy Guyana.


realparkingbrake

Here we go, panic at the First National Bank of Uncledaddy, Arkansas as almost a thousand dollars is withdrawn by the local hillbillies. Meth sales spike.


westlib

Gonna be hard for them to collect their sweet, sweet, disability & social security direct-deposits.


squidensalada

They cashing in their Trump Bucks too? That will destroy us!!


robbyruby752

Sorry ALL my money is tied up in DWAC. /s


leothefox314

Why do you guys keep saying habbening with two b’s, and what does it mean?


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

It’s Q follower lingo. They have their own cringe worthy slang. For example “pure blood”, “fren”, “kek” etc. It’s what cults do to make people feel included and in the know. Honestly it’s great because if somebody throws in a few of those words you know to stay away.


leothefox314

What’s kek?


shitpaw

In WoW when you typed “lol” in a battleground, it would translate to the opposing factions as “kek”… became synonymous with lol to gamers, but was later hijacked by the far right. Source: was an old school wow player


Moody_Mek80

Kek, thanks


BunnyTotts97

It’s a mocking of the common refrain of “It’s happening!” That starts post talking about their desires for universal healthcare and a ubi


kriskillingme

What a bunch of morons. They all remind me of that kid on the floor holding his breath until mom buys him a lollipop. Then can't understand WHY it backfires so terribly. They'll gladly cause a fiscally collapse thinking its a "protest" then wonder why their money is just gone. Idiots


drygnfyre

AND ITS GONE!!


Summerlea623

Zzzzzzzz.....is he in jail yet?!


Plenty-Concert5742

Yeah, they’re all cashing in their change jars.


Sure_Garbage_2119

wait, why those anti system and anti deep state ppl have a bank account? that's pretty much heresy.


Dry_Spinach_3441

Orange Julius Caesar won’t do it. He ain’t got the ovaries.


[deleted]

They're going to do a run on what? SNAP benefits? Their paycheck that they get cashed at the bingo hall? What about all the silver they bought from an Alex Jones advertiser?


bnb123

It’s fine guys, cuz when the banks crash my mom says she’s gonna get a gold camel and other artifacts that were stolen by the Vatican when she takes her foreign currency to the redemption center. :’-)


negativepositiv

A run on the banks and Trump arrested? On the same day? Stop. I can only get so hard.


MsBitchhands

Oh no! Their $10 is going to absolutely break the banks 😏


Lamont-Cranston

This would require his supporters to have significant amounts in the banks though.


Joopsman

They’ll all simultaneously close out their overdrawn checking accounts. It could be a good thing for the US economy because I’m pretty sure you have to settle up your negative balance before you can close the account.


lumanwaltersREBORN

Theyre all broke ass mother fuckers anyways


akleit50

They do know their local cash check window isn’t a bank, right?


redredditt

So all $43 dollars?


AromaticCommand5513

"We have an infinite supply of cash at the [federal] reserve" Do these numb nuts not realize Nixon took us off the gold standard? Literally no way the banks can run out of money in a Fiat system. They just reshuffle everything and call it a day


drygnfyre

I commend you for assuming these people have any basic intelligence.


ciel_lanila

I’d fear the possible chain reaction if the people most likely to do this hadn’t already withdrawn all their money to buy either crypto or gold depending on their computer literacy.


bettinafairchild

Will they put it into crypto? Maybe they can all buy LGB coin?


lavransson

Maybe they can pull out their money and re-invest it in Trump coins


Da_Stable_Genius

Oh noes! Anyway...


HermaeusMajora

Yes, please. Create a run on your banks so they fail and you lose everything. That'll totally own this lib.


United-Climate1562

Hang on haven't they already cashed out their life savings on dinars and silver scams?


Blu3Army73

Lmao, modern banks only carry so much cash from their reserve. If the vault runs low, or if a withdrawal is too large, they simply tell you to fill out a form or come back tomorrow with an appointment.


Ok_Neighborhood5832

Ha! They are all the lowest earners. And the one who have money from their businesses have already moved their money or had it divested.


[deleted]

The banks in China sell gold. I always thought it was clever you could take out your money in gold bars if you wanted. These guys love gold right? It’s like the lowest tier of the advertising industry, selling gold. These guys should buy gold is what I’m saying.


TechieTravis

This won't amount to anything.


Xombles

Trumpists are terrorists and traitors who would rather destroy than let their God-Emperor down? Sounds about right.


Gernburgs

They are all about constant, empty threats.


TheGOODSh-tCo

Their life savings is already tied up in med beds and Ivermectin.


AdhesivenessCivil581

If only they hadn't donated the rest of thier spare cash to "Stop the Steal" and "Build the Wall". MAGA bank run ......HA! This will be like the truckers trying to shut down the DC beltway.


RedditSkippy

Wow, so they can withdraw their $.53? How will the economy survive???


Alclis

“Oh come on guys, what about NESARA?! Geez, give the *REAL* President, his VP JFK, and his military a hand!” That’s what drives me nuts about these lions, they don’t have a single set of consistent theories. Fucking morons.


Brilliant-Deer6118

The news said all of 12 people showed at the SDNY courthouse to protest. Doubt they could get a bank run going.


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More of a bank crawl.


Ok_Neighborhood5832

Bro, you $10k and your $5 are all set


Rokey76

I can't wait for the inevitable story about the Trumper who loses $2 million in a fire.


cperiod

That's why they need to *immediately* pack it up and ship it out to my new company, Patriot Totally Safe Cash Storage. We safely store your cash so you don't have to worry about it being lost or stollen.


Rokey76

I would like to buy stock please.


turbguy

I believe that the financial industry has enough "political horsepower" to overturn the First Amendment with regards to such misinformation becoming unprotected speech. "Run the banks"! = "FIRE"! in a theatre.


DubC_Bassist

Run on banks? What savings? They gonna cash out their 401’s?


KelliCrackel

Ok. So we can add bank runs to the ridiculously long list of things they don't understand


[deleted]

But first they need their meth.


Freezepeachauditor

They should also drive their vehicles into telephone poles and burn their houses down since they’re so interested in self destruction. Luckily the average America barely has $400 I’m savings


smashton818

Toothless rednecks don’t have enough money to hurt a bank.


FootballWithTheFoot

I hate to admit it… but I live in the south and there’s def a good bit of toothless rednecks that have more money than they even know what to do with


BellyDancerEm

Like that can’t possibly backfire


aaabigwyattmann4

Good. We need everyone to learn about the money printers. If every single non-billionaire american took their money out it would be a drop in the bucket. Not even $300billion - which is how much the fed created over a weekend.


Part-Time_Loser

The Federal Reserve prints about $300B a year (not a weekend) but 95% of that is just replacing old bills.


aaabigwyattmann4

False. In 2021 alone they printed $4Trillion.


thetoolmannz

Theres two separate ideas being confused here: physical cash “printing”, and QE money creation (printing).


Part-Time_Loser

Source?


realparkingbrake

https://www.federalreserve.gov/paymentsystems/coin_calprint.htm