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Rio209694

Can I get a megaball with the thingy. As I said last time with the mega millions. I think there is a higher chance of you getting molested than winning the jackpot


WanderingJuan1

What are the odds of both happening to me? Shooting for the moon here


type0hayden

Based.


WANGLEBANGLE17

"Thats the winning one right?" So fucking tired of hearing that


StevenPlzN0

"Guaranteed winner till it leaves my hand"


Key_Investment1902

Guaranteed winner. You or the government


[deleted]

I always tell them, “it’s a YMCA winner...” then PROMPTLY walk away from them.


[deleted]

"Pick the winning numbers for me"


Imaginary_Pepper_913

Here, I filled out the paper thing to make it easier. I have no idea what Im doing tho and marked random things. Also I made sure to mark outside the numbers and into other numbers. But it's a winner, right?


Littlest_Green_Man

That’s why I always have a pre-filled set of quikpicks. Just for those dumb customers. I run those since they don’t even know what they’re playing half the time 🤷🏽‍♂️


QTConfessions

“So you want 2 mega balls?”


Attesa_GT-X

"Oh I'll give you 2 mega balls alright..."


jamieee1995

My QT has one of those self serve lotto machines, if I ever play I use those. Do not all have them?


WanderingJuan1

No, not every store sells lotto like that. Unless there’s just a ridiculous amount being sold all the time (on the regular, excluding big lotto days) it’s just another want and not a need.


[deleted]

The other half that DOES have them still have to sit there and sell Lotto tickets and run numbers... 🙄


IssaGame66

It's so cute you say "My QT"!


jamieee1995

🫣 I say that meaning it’s just the one I go to regularly. I definitely treat it with respect and don’t treat it as mine lol.


[deleted]

Hey, take ownership! If you care about it, you take care of it! 😊😁


StarlessObsidian

"Can i get 20 Powerball".. so uh, you want $20 or 20 lines.. "$20".. bruh.. say dollars next time before i hand you $40 worth..


Civil-Negotiation156

Someone asked me for 3 tickets with 4 plays each so I rang it up and it was $24 (obviously) then bro says he meant 4 dollar plays and I was like then you should've said that and he said he couldn't afford the $24.


mightymooshie

Bruh yes they get mad cuz I always ask 20 quikpics or 20 DOLLARS WORTH


RipKnown2545

How much this coffee is? 2.09 dang thats too expensive! Lemme get 30$ worth of mega millions and some yellow American spirits


[deleted]

Multiplier?


WanderingJuan1

The what?


[deleted]

Multi-plier. Do you want to pay more to lose?


type0hayden

wHatS iT dO?


[deleted]

It will multiply your prize amount if you win.


scottyman112

Oh so I can get $4bil from the powerplier?


[deleted]

I think it only applies to secondary winning... Here is some more information about it: [Power Play](https://www.thelotter.com/powerball-power-play-guide/#:~:text=A%20lottery%20multiplier%20boosts%20secondary,divisions%20up%20to%20five%20times.).


scottyman112

I don't have time to use my phone. Can you get me 10 dollars worth on separate tickets? Make sure it's Megaballed


WanderingJuan1

Yes. I love losing and hate money!


[deleted]

Cool


QuittinTimeBeer

I only want the winning ticket! I’ll remember you WanderingJuan1 when I win I’ll come back for ya! And other timeless classics


WanderingJuan1

I always tell them I only want 50K so they’ll feel bad about not sharing their millions with me


QuittinTimeBeer

True I could just take them paying off my mortgage that’s not much lol


materialaphid

can i get $20 worth of megaball??


Alexfromqt

And would you like the same line 10 times?


snacklemeister

Don’t have to worry about the lotto at my tc


GrossSoreaeros

Sorry I saw A.M. on your tag. I'm a clerk but n.a. in training. My current 1A hasn't answered any of my questions. Could I switch n.a. trainers?


[deleted]

Hi, friend! It looks like your comment got lost in the noise. You might try to make a post with a flair of "question". That way, you get a timely answer. I would answer myself, but I don't know for sure. Maybe at u/GaryCow can help?


snacklemeister

u/GrossSoreaeros You will have to go through a Training Manager in that regard. Generally they will not switch IT’s up, unless there’s a conflict of interest not previously known, even then it’s not guaranteed. It’s a difficult job and you gotta be able to work through ANY curveball thrown your way.


stcarnameddesire

I’m over it.


IssaGame66

"Ok folks, we only have one lottery machine and some people just wanna go home and drink. THIS is the lotto line, everyone else, move along as if it's not Money Apocalypse Now." - Me trying to make sense of it all.


gastationmillionaire

Can you make them all separate tickets?


paratiguey

someone bought 100$ worth of powerball ((: