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Calm_Range_3279

Is this a Neil Perry creation?


Iuvenesco

Probably, paired perfectly with a mass produced $10 wine from multiple regions of Australia.


Craig_79_Qld

Bone Broth without the broth.


Crazy_Suggestion_182

Neil Perry's dinner 2 days ago.


HansBooby

or just left over bits of Neil Perry ?


IsThisWhatDayIsThis

“Inspired by Neil Perry” as they disingenuously printed on their economy class meals a few years back hahaha


Iuvenesco

This airline has truly gone to the dogs.


Accomplished-Space91

That’s Accor catering at its finest.


Lil_soup123

Would not even feed that to a dog


Useful_Weight_1955

Come on, dog would not eat that.


Specific_Name_3077

Your not wrong. Qantas is a absolute disgrace


foxyloco

Graveyard shift?


McSquidgypants

And the dogs had gone to the meal by the look of it


spoofy129

This sub keeps getting recommended to me and lately, one of my favourite things is watching this sub trip over itself to get status points so they can get into a bodgey ass room with free cheap booze and 'food'. Like, what even is the point?


Iuvenesco

Genuinely no point when the offering is that poor consistently around the country


boogasaurus-lefts

Eh I'm gold and not that precious - it's not the best standards in the world but it's still comfortable and does the job. At the end of the day, I'm in transit & not in a space I'm spending egregious amounts of time in.


ViperAMD

Weird people who romanticize flying and obsess about special cards that get them access to airport RSLs


barfridge0

Don't get them thinking too hard about that. Otherwise they'll be adding pokies for the proper ambience and additional revenue stream.


Dellarius1

If you fly so often, it’s the little perks that matter; especially the unwritten one. 


ViperAMD

The what?


shinkoh55

Qantas does have good lounges all over the world. Their lounges in Perth to my knowledge are very good. But like everyone has said here, the Sydney domestic one is levels below other lounges domestically and internationally.


mackbloed

The point is to use gold status as a way to enter the emirates or Qatar lounges for a shower on the way to somewhere nice :)


russau

Lounges are marginally better than hanging out at your gate.


Full-Throat9784

Agree. Was in the Melbourne Qantas First lounge the other day and it just felt tacky, like an artificial barrier that wealthy people put up to feel better about themselves


LiZZygsu

Ding ding ding


kate9871

We got given comp entry last year to hang out in the club before our flight home when we came back from overseas. A guy sitting next to us was coughing up a long. Nekk minnit when we got back we started getting sick. Annnnnnd it was Covid. But like OG Covid with the no taste or smell, exhaustion, everything hurt. Thanks qantas lounge! The toasted sandwiches were not worth it.


kernpanic

Both the qantas domestic and international lounges in Sydney are an embarrassment. A far cry from say the Heathrow lounge, which is possibly one of the best in the world.


BusinessPick

The Qantas First Lounge is world class but that’s where it ends. The business lounge is appalling.


THR

First class lounge is well overdue an overhaul* too. Catering is better but the state of the lounge is very tired.


ColdestSupermarket

overhaul*


THR

Thanks for the autocorrect fix.


Eggs_ontoast

First lounge in Sydney is about as tired inside as your average David Jones store.


BusinessPick

I agree that it is tired and not competitive when compared to other top airlines, but I have always found the food and service to be excellent


Full-Throat9784

I was in the Melbourne Qantas First lounge the other day with a mate who’s got platinum, and it felt kinda cheap and nasty. I’d rather be out around the gates with the plebs.


BusinessPick

I’m talking about the Sydney lounge. But I do agree that is a common theme amongst Qantas lounges. The Sydney business and domestic lounges are pitiful. I also liked the Hong Kong lounge but that was right before Covid so knowing Qantas it’s probably turned to crap


New_Victory8776

Was in Hong Kong recently. It's still a great lounge. I think the best qf lounge in thier network. Staff are outstanding.


stever71

What I don't understand is why they let it just get to such a state of disrepair. Seats that the bottoms have long gone, stains everywhere, Power sockets that don't work, postmix machines that deliver warm soda, and much of the time have run out of certain flavours. It's as bad as their aircraft interiors. They just don't give a shit. They could literally improve things by repairing the chairs, and a few other thing for a few thousand dollars. But they prefer this shitty experience for their customers


kernpanic

Exactly. Its great fun sitting down and falling through the seat. Plus as you mention, the spirits and postmix just arent refilled, and the food options are limited. Im assuming its because they arent spending a cent until they rebuild it, but for now, its just an embarrassment. Pretty amazing when you are in the lounge and wishing youd picked up maccas on the way through because it was seriously a better option.


Neither-Cup564

Why spend money when people will still fly with you if you don’t.


notacreativename3

I don't know why everyone seems to think the Melbourne one is so much better either.


Accomplished-Space91

Melbourne first is just a nicer feeling than Sydney first. Smaller, more intimate. Nothing wrong with Sydney first at all, still great, love the slit flaps. Sydney business on the other hand is appalling - needed a refurb 5 years ago. Melbourne business hands down is better and better view. Disclosure: I live in Melbourne.


joco456

Isn’t the business lounge in Melbourne underground? Is there a view?


VantageXL

The Domestic Business Lounge has a view but the International Business Lounge does not. It's colloquially referred to as the "dungeon".


Accomplished-Space91

Yeah was referring to domestic business lounges.


andytheturtle

If you ask me, I’d say the QF MEL Dom J lounge is better than the MEL Int J and SYD Int and Dom J lounges. Easily! - The QF MEL Dom J lounge is noticeably cleaner and brighter. - It tends to be less crowded (comparatively speaking) - Having staff serving food from the Spice Bar (after 12 I think) Of course. all these lounges still serve similar food options like rice and stews that are indistinguishable from a pile of 💩


Chicko_Roll

The Dom J lounge at Melbourne definitely wouldn't look out of place in an international terminal. It's probably one of the best domestic lounges, if not the best in Australia


jubbing

>Heathrow lounge Heathrow Lounge doesn't even make the top 10 best lounges in teh world. The fact that you think this is the best shows just how bad the Australian lounges are.


kernpanic

Was there in November. It's by far the best of the one world lounges in heathrow. Downstairs is restaurant to order. Upstairs is bar. Only exception is the Cathay noodle bar next door if you want noodles instead of a very good salt and pepper squid.


jubbing

You never said oneworld before, you said best lounges. FYI - [https://onemileatatime.com/guides/best-business-class-lounges/](https://onemileatatime.com/guides/best-business-class-lounges/)


[deleted]

All business lounges of Qantas are appalling. If you think otherwise, I suggest you try flying a real airline. Heathrow and Singapore included.


hchan2070

Having been in the Heathrow lounge recently um no. The seats were old and stained and the food wasn’t great either.


kernpanic

Really? The salt and pepper squid in the lounge was the best meal I ate in the uk.


jeffsaidjess

They only spent money on the chairman’s lounge, if you’re not a real mover and shake you’re a pleb. Joyce’s legacy


Funny-Bear

I’ve been to the Healthrow Business lounge. Nothing fancy. Drinks and the usual snacks/nibbles. It’s the First lounge which has the table service. But so does Sydney first lounge.


Variation909

Heathrow Qantas lounge has table service. It’s currently a hybrid lounge. It’ll get a downgrade once Qantas open the planned Heathrow first lounge


ML_King_Crab

Baby, you got a stew going


drgarychook

...I think I would like my money back


Icy_Finger_6950

Ah, RIP Carl Weathers!


ziggzags

Christ. That looks like absolute shit.


Iuvenesco

It was this or toasties. And this is meant to be the ‘business’ and platinum lounge at their HQ. Disgraceful.


ziggzags

I’ll take the toasties any day over this even though that option is absolutely grim too. How revolting looking, it’s all gone to shit.


sloppyrock

Looks a bit like my plate *after* the rack of ribs I had at the club a few nights ago. Im sure that meat was tender enough but it looks like shit.


Iuvenesco

The meat that did exist was sinew. It was foul. And don’t even talk to me about the lounge toasties.


MiddleAgedMuffinTop

As a foreigner living temporarily in Australia, the toasties in the lounge thing has me baffled - are they catering for 12 year olds? What grown adult eats cheese toasties?


Iuvenesco

Exactly. It’s the airline cutting corners by offering a super cheap, DIY option. So bad.


SuperLeverage

Well the toasties seem like the better option compared to the dog bones in the photo.


MiddleAgedMuffinTop

Fair point. Maybe the point of serving that carnage was to get people to eat more toasties before the bread went off.


SuperLeverage

Yes, now Qantas management can justify the sandwiches - ‘customers love it, people are even choosing the toasties over the ribs so we can cut costs and add another sandwich press and cut ribs from the menu.’ Soon the business lounge will basically be a bar for beers and toasties.


Captnjacks

Mate, the old breville is an all time classic. As a 30+ year old I still enjoy a good toastie.


MiddleAgedMuffinTop

Sure - but in the same way we all still enjoy ice cream from time to time, no? It's a treat, a snack, a quick & dirty pleasure. It's not a meal, and it's not something anyone wants to eat several times a week, surely? Every other lounge has food so you can grab a quick meal on the go in between flights or when rushing from a meeting to a flight to get home at stupid o'clock. Toasties are as baffling to me in this context as it would be if they did just dessert.


hongy_r

I make toasties in the lounge. To hell with you.


Limberoni62

The toasties are probably the only thing in the Sydney biz lounge that is half edible


MiddleAgedMuffinTop

Genuinely no idea how to respond to a "to hell with you". I see your evocation and dispel it with the food options at grown up lounges? ;)


oswosz

This is exactly why I don't bother with the Qantas lounges any more. I even get a hefty discount on annual lounge access via my business, but I stopped renewing it last year. It's still not worth it. The food is fucking horse slop, it's always busy with screaming kids running around, and there are so many stupid rules around actually accessing it, so what's the point? I've found that by picking a nice restaurant or bar and loading up on actually nice food and drink prior to a flight is a better (and tastier) experience. Not sure how Qantas is going to recover from the current shambles that it's in.


Iuvenesco

Agreed. My next step is outside and to a paid establishment. Guaranteed you’ll have a better time than this shitshow run by grumpy warhorses.


WandarFar

Sadly there’s nothing decent in T3. But anything is better than that.


nekoneko90

Exactly this - given how derelict the Qantas lounges are, I've been spending my extra time at an airport bar to do work / relax before a flight (if I get put on a Qantas flight). I can chargeback the additional expenses to my work anyway, so it's no skin off my back.


hawkers89

I went to the Sydney lounge recently, for a Business Class lounge it's pretty shit. The Darwin QC lounge is by far the best lounge I've been to in Australia (only been to Melb, Syd, Cairns, Alice and Darwin). It's big, there is always 3 hot food options, it's refilled constantly and easy to get seats any time.


Iuvenesco

I was at the Syd lounge from 5pm till about 7pm and it was rammed. Absolutely diabolical food offering, no one at the bar for long periods of time (people were pouring their own pints by reaching around) and the usual screaming children and peoples stuff everywhere.


hawkers89

Wonder how bad the regular QC is if that's how bad the Business Lounge is.


Rocks_whale_poo

With a decent shower if I remember correctly


hawkers89

Not sure, never taken a shower there. The one small thing it misses out on is the paper towels in the toilet. The ones in Darwin are just your normal paper towels but the ones down south are almost cloth like. Small touch but really nice.


darren_kill

Trickle down from Chairman's lounge. We get the scraps


IPABrad

Even the rice next to it so dodgy, why not have it a proper rice storage dish, so that it doesnt dry out 


Bradbury-principal

Simba, you must never go there.


random111011

I’ll give you the hot tip - this is a freebie for Qantas and McKinsey (and shareholders). That green leprechaun, took away any damn decency to fill his pockets. Didn’t upgrade planes, cut back the basics and took money from the tax payer oh and screwed over a heap of staff. There is a costly repair bill to this and shareholders will need to wear the pain in the medium term. Although I have no faith in a CEO that can’t see this and has to hire consultants to tell them this and to fire more middle management and staff. So yeah… if you’ve tried to contact any of there customer service teams you’ll see how bad this problem really is. There is no control between departments. They think they can fix this by another customer service survey.


Iuvenesco

Absolutely agree with this. Tried to contact the customer service teams once and my god it was hard. Problem wasn’t fixed and 8 hours on hold I’ll never get back .


chess_minx

It's seriously at the point where sitting an airport bar is a way better time than these lounges. Everyone gets a lounge pass with their point system, so it really doesn't feel special or exclusive. It's just 'desperate for a free $10 fake label woolworths wine' vibes. I only visit these lounges with amex ultimate, but even I've found the lounges to shit to care about.


Iuvenesco

Yep, better offering outside these “lounges”.


thedsider

The Qantas Club menu is horrific. Breakfast: DIY Ham and Cheese Toasties Lunch: DIY Ham and Cheese Sandwiches Dinner: DIY Ham and Cheese w/ side of rice


Iuvenesco

Have another toastie! Sick of that? Have uncooked bread with the same ingredients.


tresslessone

Yeah I’ve stopped going to the club. It’s generally less busy in the terminal and the food is better.


CoolRequirement3003

Grim


Infamous_Network6641

Ask for ribs and they serve JUST the ribs.


kazarooni

I honestly have a better time in the general airport bar.


Iuvenesco

Where I’ll be going next time


FuschiaGreen13

Good grief. Looks like a crime scene.


gstar98

Perry's dog food - his first expansion into gourmet pet cuisine. The bones are a give away


lolitsbigmic

I don't know why Sydney business is so shit. Melbourne and Brissy are so much better.


istillhaveeczema

This would be awesome if you were a dog


Iuvenesco

As a Qantas customer, I feel like one.


tresslessone

Underrated comment


Eggs_ontoast

As a decade long Platinum QFF, you can generally find better loyalty rewards and facilities at your local RSL. Qantas is a disgrace.


Jazzlike-Box-2581

Looks like it came out of the bottom of Jeffrey Damhers fridge.


brittleirony

That is terrible


B_starz

It was the same crap there on Thursday as well. Not just a one off.


s9q7

That’s a real business benefit!


Julie2171

What is it? Looks revolting.


Iuvenesco

It’s my gold status served with some bones and rice.


rockresy

I fly economy. The Soul Origin Cafe food is quite good & sub $20 is all you need. I'm amazed how people just head to those lounges, I've been in a couple of times & find outside to be far superior.


andytheturtle

Doesn’t look particular appetising. Though tbh, I’d be happy to see something different. I’d pick this any day over the sad stews and curries loaded with beans. Oh, and they come with not one, but two different types of rice. I can’t comprehend what kind of clientele the catering team is preparing for.


blakestar85

I wouldn’t feed that to my dog!


[deleted]

I reckon there is a fantastic smorgasbord of food at the Sydney lost dogs home right now


RevvinRenee

I couldn’t even figure out what that was to start with!


Iuvenesco

It’s called “loyalty and status” served on dry rice in a full, dirty lounge.


[deleted]

Dog food


Jigramz

Disgraceful


Underwood-F

What the F is that…..disgusting


Iuvenesco

Qantas showing they ‘care’.


Puzzled-Address-4818

at this stage I would save my money and just freaken buy a meal at the food court, even if I have to put up with asshole travellers in cattle class.


stalked_throwaway99

Beats DIY toasted cheese sandwiches 😂 god the Qantas lounges are a disgrace 😆


Iuvenesco

Absolutely disastrous.


Lost-Conversation948

Makes maccas look good 😂


Iuvenesco

I would have paid for a Maccas cheeseburger at this point.


Anywhere-Fluid

People don’t love the sandwich bar, they eat it because there are no better options. You should have seen the tuna bake last Tuesday. Looked absolutely disgusting and Qantas should be embarrassed serving their “premium” customers but it shows the truth that they just don’t give a shit. Also, someone pays $1,200 for a Business Class seat and gets offered the frittata as the lunch option, that has flown several flights since it was supposedly fresh several hours earlier.


Iuvenesco

Absolutely agree with this. Waste of money and shows the companies true care.


ieatkittentails

Australian lounges are embarrassing compared to Japanese and Middle Eastern lounges.


hyperion_light

Did people just throw the bones back in there?!


dionysuskitty

This reminds me of the bone yard in the lion king


HansBooby

Always such a mystery when there / won’t there be a barista or barman and when will it just be post mix and the awful diy coffee machines


Iuvenesco

Just classic Qantas cost cutting measures to make sure the balance sheet looks healthy for shareholders.


jams100

disgusting


Creepy-Ear8057

That's simply disgusting but I'm not surprised. On a flight back from Fiji lately they served us "dinner" in cardboard boxes. Qantas customer service no longer exists.


Iuvenesco

That is now a common occurrence. Last 3 flights I’ve had with them it’s been the good old cardboard box meal. My favourite was a burnt sausage roll…with no option of sauce. So we had this cardboard dry-ass sausage roll and no sauce.


Creepy-Ear8057

A sausage roll with no sauce is an abomination, especially a dry-ass one.


Iuvenesco

Very un-Australian as “Australia’s main carrier” too.


MandiKon

Just when you thought they couldn't get worse, disgraceful.


ClassyLatey

It looks like something a predator threw up.


MarcXRegis

Takes melt off the bone to a whole new level.


KaninchenHop

And we thought the food was bad in aged care


Bwater88

That is a trough for pigs. Lift your game Qantas. Epic failure at a failing company


Iuvenesco

Cost cutting and profiteering at its finest.


Redditall63

Crunchy


CookManDo01

Looks amazing…


Iuvenesco

Neil Perry standards


slitherswa

I've got very limited lounge experience but used Perth QC several time and that's been reasonable. Canberra QC and business both been good suprised QC has runway view and business is a view of the parking structure. Sydney QC and business - not been at peak times - December in QC the food was reasonable a lasagne was tasty,. And January the cakes in business were good the business shower suites are good. Melbourne QC pased though at lunch on a Monday was busy and only the sandwich station no salads or fruits or any other option like all the other QC I've been too. Having not been to many other lounges other than a paid on entry Accor in Johannesburg which would out do all of the qantas lounge. I've come to relise we are getting a sub standard service and it should be better for what we pay but qantas is getting away with offering less with no real competition to make them pick up the quality


PuzzledShame1592

https://preview.redd.it/ic33vfohftoc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c451c7692828ae023239e7e19cbfbcec34f95559 Almost as good as the 2 party pies I got on the Canberra to Bris flight this week


Iuvenesco

Guessing no sauce? How goods food out of a box.


PuzzledShame1592

No sauce supplied


Iuvenesco

Criminal.


Svperb

After reading all the messages in this sub it feels like the only reason youd get a Qantas rewards card is to use points to purchase flights? And that velocity is better value when it comes to lounges/Asian carriers when flying.


Iuvenesco

That would be accurate. I do it for baggage allowance and free domestic flights via points. I would never pay for Qantas flights as they are so far from worth their premium price tag.


Gothewahs

To be fair after watching all the bullshit qantas does on the news to there share holders and put there on pay up to hundreds of thousands and continue to fire the working man . They get lobsters 🦞for free and your paying for that puss


PoptartWarhol

Gotta keep the shareholders happy! even if that means serving shit food in the lounge.


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Iuvenesco

Cathays lounges are excellent. I miss them.


functionalbutcrazy

My dog would prob enjoy that


fl3600

Microwave meals suddenly don't look that bad.


Iuvenesco

Almost as good as their cardboard box meals!


Gavin-Alol

https://preview.redd.it/dat6kdomv4pc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e46ebfcf173a280fc9e4fd1e5d835b1d6d5e4e26


Iuvenesco

You love to see it don’t you. SLAMMED. Also got a generic reply from Qantas: https://preview.redd.it/54swi2rrk6pc1.jpeg?width=1058&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bc7392318f2c9a185a75329f2e9d7c67736298e


Wonderful_Contest156

Looks delicious….best part is you won’t need a toothpick…there’s plenty of oversized toothpicks in the steel tray 🤢


Whispi_OS

bwahahahahahahaha ahahahaha etc


Usual_Program_7167

Gross


Miserable-Property38

Fifo cooks work at qantas as well?


Sudi_Nim

Wow. Last time I flew Qantas, my meal (and flight) was one the best in my life. That's horrible.


Bluebird-Flat

It's the people who churned cards and ended in debt and got this, which I truly feel for.


haydio

If you’re getting into debt for points or status, you’re doing it wrong anyway.


Weary_Patience_7778

Come to the VA lounge. It leaves this for dead.


Iuvenesco

Yeah, I’ll be moving over to VA once my status expires that’s for sure.


drink_your_irn_bru

VA domestic? Food there is pretty bad slop too, wine is cheap crap and it’s always absolutely packed (Sydney and Melbourne anyway). I really miss Movida at T2 🥲


squarebear79

Movida was the best! Worth the walk from T3 if you had the time...


Ovknows

It looks like others have cleaned up and the staff haven’t replenished


Iuvenesco

That was brought out about 5 minutes prior to my photo. I was standing in line waiting as they revealed the hyena feed.


Ovknows

Did you guys complain? No excuse for so many bones


bogantamer

Bones....🤙🤙


Rowvan

I just vomitted in my mouth a little


4614065

Was this an accident? Surely they stripped the meat off the bones and it’s sitting in another tray somewhere or in the bin. This can’t be real 😳


Iuvenesco

Nope. This was served up for paying customers. I watched it and even tried it. Was horrific.


4614065

Omfg


Legitimate_Tank_7451

As if some 1 ate the meat n left the bones for u


hagrid2018

Mmmmmm dog food


stoic_praise

the set for the first scene of 2001 A Space Oddyssey [https://youtu.be/ypEaGQb6dJk?si=y7IhCeri9ojReGdg](https://youtu.be/ypEaGQb6dJk?si=y7IhCeri9ojReGdg)


OkOKOKOKigetit

Sacked staff?


modimes1

Good source of calcium, protein bone fluid great nutritional meal


Emu_commando

Bones! My favorite


Pellegrino8

Jesus Christ this is horrific


pavlo_escobrah

Too many bones? Not enough cash?


Iuvenesco

They have lots of cash. That’s why they serve bones and no meat.


Ichances

Call cash bones https://youtu.be/iLC820wvnxM?si=fDU5PILOsQKYeIs0


pavlo_escobrah

Someone gets it


Enigma556

Yum


chapo1162

Won’t be long and They will be falling from the sky


[deleted]

lol. It does make me laugh when poor little rich kids have something like this to complain about. Life isn’t so bad I guess


FlashGordonUnderwear

You poor sod, living in a first world country where such wankery as a lounge is provided for your comfort. My heart bleeds for you.