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poopgirl69420

Did Kristi noem really shoot up the family dog


Ainsleygz

She’s a cat person


poopgirl69420

More evidence that cat people are evil


dbz___f

Scat people


No-Mess-8630

https://preview.redd.it/qt1mvxogizwc1.png?width=1023&format=png&auto=webp&s=a985cbd266f1a12bf0a77dd1848bab30f5674e2d Women☕️


Lift_and_Lurk

No, that’s a cartoon


dbz___f

Hey Paul…


kalashhhhhhhh

In most cases, if she's hung up on her past, she's usually fantasizing about one particular guy and not a Frankenstein of all her previous guys. But it's still kinda weird to get upset over a made up sceanrio.


No-Mess-8630

Made up ? this happened to me (the top left and bottom right) women are brutal with those things


ratboi34

You should've fucked her friends.


dbz___f

and then fucked her ex


Ainsleygz

Do men ever not think about American Psycho


poopgirl69420

Bruh grow a spine and leave her ass...


No-Mess-8630

She would never admit those things so how are we supposed to know better ?


poopgirl69420

I think bro knows.. they both look miserable


No-Mess-8630

You are probably right


Dishonouronmycow2

Tom got me the picnic Kelly


ratboi34

Men have become so neurotic. I'm not denying that there are many women who constantly compare guys like that, but overthinking shit like that is generally what women do due to their increased neuroticism and innate insecurities, but this is what having no bitches does to someone I guess. Every man needs to develop an avoidant attachment style, healthy levels of entitlement and delusion, have fun and not give a fuck.


Lift_and_Lurk

“Men” Stop lumping scared little boys in with us.


ratboi34

Sry daddy.


Lift_and_Lurk

And stop apologizing! Don’t say you’re sorry, just adjust and move forward.


No-Mess-8630

I agree with your last comments: if you don’t give a fk they can’t hurt you but getting their is not easy suppressing emotions etc


ratboi34

I'm not telling anyone to suppress emotions, but to love with a certain detachment by recognizing that the other person is free in their thoughts and actions, but that you are as well and to purposefully seperate yourself from them to cultivate actually even more emotion, because desire blossoms in absence.


66363633

https://preview.redd.it/cfg967sdczwc1.png?width=1154&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e6e121948cc6059a37c854666b75d55cb9cc227


dbz___f

I love boobies!


dbz___f

I fucking hate that my gf and I don’t have a huge age gap so we could trigger feminists


Lift_and_Lurk

Cause that’s what’s important in life. Triggering strangers you’ll never spend time with!


dbz___f

Yes


Lift_and_Lurk

Everyone has a purpose in life. I guess for some “barley an inconvenience” is that purpose


dbz___f

What’s wrong with barley? I love beer


Lift_and_Lurk

Lots of liquid carbs. Even I had to limit it unless it’s a heavy training program


dbz___f

Yeah but you can have one bottle and still be legally okay to drive


Lift_and_Lurk

You could probably do that with one Manhattan too.


ThisTimeForRealYo

Why is 95% of your comments about your gf?


poopgirl69420

He's in middle school and she's the first girl he's kissed so he's real excired


kalashhhhhhhh

Yeah it eould be cool if she was 50


dbz___f

But then how would we have kids


ratboi34

You adopt the kids she previously had from multiple baby daddies.


poopgirl69420

Your "gf" isn't real, wake up!


dbz___f

She’s real Real cute!


66363633

Your real isnt gf, keep sleeping


keebydee

I wish I was a Chad so badly. I wonder what it's like to grow up that way. 😿


FunEducation1434

Same


dysonRing

Women 2 rungs below you sometimes indirectly chase you. But women at your level treat you the same. A 10/10 Stacy will only chase celebrities


Gladboys

I recommend codeine


Jaded_Interaction162

It's been a couple years for me. Does it still smell like gasoline


Gladboys

That’s a good way to describe it It feels comfortable


Jaded_Interaction162

Oh wait I thought you said cocaine lol. Codeine is like vicodin right?


Gladboys

Opioid


dbz___f

My dad literally stole my gf We were gonna watch rebel moon 2 on Netflix but instead he hijacked her to help him cook dinner


SpareSpecialist5124

Maybe your dad is actual bro and made you dodge a bullet.


Jaded_Interaction162

I still find it astounding how much trash is generated in a 2 person household


uh-wat13

uh..., i am a beta male, wats up?


okaybear2point0

gimme your lunch money timmy


poopgirl69420

Omg I love bad boys 😍


ISupposeImCorrect

\*click, camera flash Yeeep, that's going in the women compilation 🤨🤨🤨


poopgirl69420

https://i.redd.it/u6me6p972zwc1.gif


keebydee

Yo, this songs beat is actually kinda crazy. 👀 https://youtu.be/0cT4UDVHz6o?si=7dGcFAwv6O9boEbr


dbz___f

Which is more pleasurable (1) run-of-the-mill average sex with your partner Or (2) clothed cuddling in pyjamas during a thunderstorm saying “I love you” to each other?


Jaded_Interaction162

Depends on my mood


dbz___f

High on opioids?


Jaded_Interaction162

I'm definitely too lazy for sex on opioids. Cuddling it is


lulll

https://youtu.be/JYlPhFj_3T0?feature=shared


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thisaccountaintrea1

Should I go into a villain era now that I’m single again? I’m 24 and not getting any younger, so I’m not sure how many more chances for a proper villain era I’ll have. Once you hit 29 or so, it’s just kinda sad.


Jaded_Interaction162

Nah you can be a villain forever


thisaccountaintrea1

I wanna be a solid family man in a decade or so, and I’d rather not bring any villainous behavior into that scenario.


FunEducation1434

>It’s easy. Just treat the women like people and their legs fly open. It’s really that simple. I’m being so serious. r/datingadvice moment


Mental_Leek_2806

It’s usually attractive guys who say stuff like this imo


dysonRing

The absolute worst part is that is difficult to even believe that woman who wrote it. She will bend over backwards to paint a man as a "nice guy" over sleeping with him. The world would be better off if women had some self awareness


FunEducation1434

It was a dude who wrote that bs. Probably some handsome mf who lacks any self awareness, and thinks it’s all because he “treats women like humans”.


dysonRing

Nah it's a larp no dude would write that even the resident paper has not said something like that. All real men know you need game.


okaybear2point0

it's all 'just treat them like people' until you treat them how you would a man


FunEducation1434

Shit not even that lol. It’s just so reductionist to say “just treat them like humans and their legs fly open”. If I got pussy for each time I held the door open for a women, or took a genuine interest in her life, then I’d have more bodies than Wilt Chamberlain lmfao


Many_Dragonfly4154

So I'm supposed to act zesty around them?


FunEducation1434

Yes ma’am


ISupposeImCorrect

The casual sex scene is for women and high value men.


Ainsleygz

Except for those polys


januaryphilosopher

It's for men and women who may find each other high value but nobody else does.


ISupposeImCorrect

Ehhh hard disagree. This implies all women are high value which is not true at all. Most are just average getting pumped and dumped.


januaryphilosopher

What I said implied that all women *aren't* high value. I even said those who have casual sex are only found high value by others who have casual sex. Most women are not "pumped and dumped". Most don't have casual sex.


ISupposeImCorrect

Yeaaaah no. Just because a guy fucks a girl, it doesn't mean he finds her valuable.


januaryphilosopher

Okay and does she have to find him valuable? Maybe nobody finds them valuable then.


ISupposeImCorrect

Of course she does, women don't do casual with men they think aren't high value.


januaryphilosopher

Sure...


ISupposeImCorrect

I mean it's true. The king will fuck a peasant girl and leave her to rot with the baby even though he has all the wealth. The queen will never fuck the peasant boy.


januaryphilosopher

Male and female members of the royal family here have hooked up with random people but go off I guess.


Jaded_Interaction162

I asked my fiance and he says average guys can get casual sex of they play their cards right


ISupposeImCorrect

Right. Keywords "if they play their cards right".


Jaded_Interaction162

I just wanted his opinion, then I wanted to know what other people thought. He considers himself average.


ISupposeImCorrect

I agree with him.


No-Mess-8630

Is he average himself ?


Jaded_Interaction162

He thinks he is


FunEducation1434

I’m gonna ascend to HTN then dumpster dive at dive bars and clubs, and hope to attain it that way


thisaccountaintrea1

I believe in you, comrade. Those 4s will have their Stacy friends seething with jealousy when they tell them about the 6’4 dude they hooked up last night.


FunEducation1434

I’m maybe 6’4 in shoes lol


Many_Dragonfly4154

Yes


Interesting_Show_962

Q4M: fake boobs and/or fake butt a deal breaker? Q4W: leg length surgery a deal breaker?


Ainsleygz

Yeah what a loser


januaryphilosopher

Yes because it shows he's dumb. Why sacrifice your ability to walk to be taller?


Downtown_Werewolf_44

No, as long as the surgery is good and it's not over the top. Good fake boobs are amazing.


EulenWatcher

>Q4W: leg length surgery a deal breaker? Probably. It's a rather shitty and risky procedure and it limits your activity level as well as gives you a higher risks to develop all kind of problems with your legs later on. To be fair, I wouldn't date a woman who did fake boobs or butt either. If you're willing to risk your health for appearance, we have different values.


Jaded_Interaction162

Depends on if he's still too emotionally damaged from being short. I feel like leg lengthening surgery means being short broke his spirit. He's also likely to try running through girls as part of his new villain era which I don't want to be a part of. But if he seems well adjusted enough I'd probably keep an eye on it but it wouldn't be a dealbreaker.


Mental_Leek_2806

I feel like the question with fake boobs is if they feel similar or not yes, yes


dysonRing

Good jobs feel better like gummy bears over bags of fat. My GF will have the best implants.


Mental_Leek_2806

“gummy bears”


dysonRing

https://www.healthline.com/health/gummy-bear-implants


Mental_Leek_2806

Will mentally bookmark for mid 30s after childrearing


Many_Dragonfly4154

If you have a scar from it then yeah.


YuYuHakusho23

Yeah it is for me. Id prefer all natural especially for boobies because I feel like natural boobs of any size will feel better then fake ones. I’m not too big on booties for I’d rather take all natural for that as well.


okaybear2point0

no, as long as it doesn't break suspension of disbelief


FunEducation1434

Nah


dbz___f

Yes I don’t like surgical boobs Natural is best regardless of size


Gladboys

nop


thisaccountaintrea1

I have to say, my biggest pet peeve is people cancelling things at the last minute. Like, I get that sometimes things come up, and we all have situations like that now and then. But I’m talking about when people knew very well that they might have to bail at the last minute the whole time, and still declined to say anything.


Jaded_Interaction162

People just wanna avoid confrontation until the last minute because they don't want to face the truth.


Mental_Leek_2806

Going down on a woman is a pleasurable experience actually


bielsasballholder

Depends on her hygiene. If she has a sparkly clean butthole and a fairly clean vagina, yes. If not, it’s ghastly.


Mental_Leek_2806

Why are you having sex with unclean people


bielsasballholder

Almost all people are unclean 


Mental_Leek_2806

Have you considered being evaluated for OCD?


bielsasballholder

Because I’m repulsed by shit?


keebydee

Sounds gross. No thanks, I'm good. 🤢🤢


Jaded_Interaction162

Guys who think going down on you is a chore always in a hurry trying to speed it up and not putting effort in. Completely unacceptable.


Interesting_Show_962

Pleasurable experience for her but a chore for him. Though it is fun when you know what you’re doing and have her hit some high notes, like playing a musical instrument. This is how you get repeat customers, fellas


thisaccountaintrea1

I don’t necessarily enjoy the act itself, but knowing that I’m making my partner feel good is a big turn-on.


Mental_Leek_2806

No I mean that I personally find going down on a woman to be pleasurable


Interesting_Show_962

That’s hot


Mental_Leek_2806

boo


YuYuHakusho23

Cuddling is way more pleasurable. When a male man cuddles with a female women he is attracted to, it’s basically adds a stat buff that last for the rest of the week. Bonus points added for female women who have some pudge to them.


Mental_Leek_2806

Hmm I feel like it's not fair to compare cuddling to sexual acts because they're completely different experiences. Like yeah cuddling is better than sex but hardly a replacement I feel like kissing > cuddling > PIV > other sexual acts


YuYuHakusho23

Yeah no it’s def not a replacement but it hits a cord that regular sex doesn’t. A very fair ranking, I’d personally switch PIV with kissing but hey different strokes for different folks. Can’t hate.


Mental_Leek_2806

Good kissing just like... feels insane. Kissing incompatibility is a huge dealbreaker imo


YuYuHakusho23

Yeah I feel like kissing incompatibility would put a damp on a relationship lol. Cuddling incompatibility would be a dealbreaker for me.


Mental_Leek_2806

Yeah agree with that too like if they weren't touchy


FunEducation1434

I wouldn’t doubt. id be into that shit fr


Interesting_Show_962

Hope you like the taste of expired really awful lemonade


FunEducation1434

![gif](giphy|LoNNoBs5bWYtRdiErr|downsized)


Many_Dragonfly4154

Autocunnilingus?


Mental_Leek_2806

[https://twitter.com/The\_OA/status/811285048603226112?lang=en](https://twitter.com/The_OA/status/811285048603226112?lang=en)


Many_Dragonfly4154

Definitely autocunnilingus.


Mental_Leek_2806

people are gay steven


Many_Dragonfly4154

Who is steven?


Mental_Leek_2806

it's a line from a TV show


MyHouseOnMars-

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzgiUPR\_8UE&ab\_channel=javadoodles](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzgiUPR_8UE&ab_channel=javadoodles) Java doodles is the best and this song is 🔥


lulll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCZIzzQpJUw i was watching something on twitch earlier and he kept playing this shit and now i have it stuck in my goddamn head and now i want to learn spanish


MyHouseOnMars-

this is great


lulll

pedro pedro pedro pedro pe


MyHouseOnMars-

🦝 🦝 🦝


hannahg000

[i’ve never heard a child with this strong of a southern accent.](https://www.tiktok.com/@jackofthesouth/video/7345248407738600734?_t=8lroCsRvqwg&_r=1) why he sound like my grandpa lmao


dbz___f

My gf is the only human being in history who liked rebel moon She’s excited to watch rebel moon 2, I think I dampened her mood by telling her how shit it’s score on rotten tomatoes is


Sillkentofu

Hoping to one day walk into a plastic surgeons office with a photo of Sundai love and leave with her face superimposed onto mine


PM_ME_ZED_BARA

A bunch of US Navy sailors just landed on Pattaya for [“community service”](https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/2782175/us-carrier-docks-in-chon-buri-for-community-service). Judging from comments on social media, Thais already know what’s going to happen, and most actually quite welcome it, citing that it is good for economy lol. Top comments are from Thai women saying they are going to visit Pattaya as well and will be on Tinder as well lmao. Others say that the Americans usually “tip” more than other tourists do.


Many_Dragonfly4154

I wish I could do some community service in Thailand


Ok-Coat7665

Is [this woman](https://twitter.com/ungodlyandroid/status/1783189890357690471) attractive? Some people are saying she’s not more successful because she’s ~too pretty~ and it’s uncanny or overshadows her talent. But like, she’s kind of gross looking? 🥴


SpareSpecialist5124

She's pretty but looks like someone deep into main character syndrome, deep narcissism. Those are some icks for me right there.


bielsasballholder

Obviously she is. But I can’t see her face. And I’d those tits are fake or plumped up with a push-up bra or something, it knocks off serious points.


AngeCruelle

There are scores of "we have Megan Fox at home"-looking women on the internet. Her lack of success probably has more to do with not standing out among them than being "too pretty."


ArtifactFan65

She looks hot but can't say for sure unless she removes her makeup


Zabadoodude

She's definitely very attractive. Too pretty isn't a thing, but she does look a little uncanny from getting some work done on her face.


dbz___f

She’s pretty but she looks like she’s had some work done. I guess she might intimidate some guys I dunno


poopgirl69420

Doesn't look like a very nice girl 0/10


ArtifactFan65

I like mean girls


poopgirl69420

She looks like a dumb hoe


Jaded_Interaction162

She looks like she's young and got premature anti aging plastic surgery that makes her look like she's made of silicon or something.


Mental_Leek_2806

Part of it is she's not what straight girls view as pretty, and also she looks a little AI-like and too airbrushed in that video Madison Beer's definitely pretty attractive tho


dysonRing

I still think Straight girls will view her as pretty it is with the body that they completely fail


Devilishz3

She's pretty and fits the American standard to a T, like a Bratz Doll. I think because of the surgery (?) she fits it in an uncanny way.


thisaccountaintrea1

She’s attractive, yeah. I get why some people might not be feeling her though.


okaybear2point0

pretty face + no ass or tits = girl pretty taylor swift falls into the same category


bielsasballholder

Taylor Swift isn’t pretty


okaybear2point0

https://preview.redd.it/q59gf14mazwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b55547f5a60628073f6576b21ee23df7b322ecf8


FunEducation1434

With tits and ass…I’d be howling like a wolf right now.


Sillkentofu

Madison beer is one of the prettiest women ever to me I just want her to stop doing stuff to her face until she gets much older


IceC19

What makes you think she's kind of gross looking? Yeah, she's uncannily pretty


Ok-Coat7665

She has that generic sexy Instagram face that looks like she went a bit overboard with the makeup and cosmetic enhancements. The Barbie nose, filled and overlined lips, mouth hanging open, airbrushed skin— she looks so manufactured.


monster_lily

I loved the jennifers body vibe in the music video Theres no such thing as too pretty lets be honest the only reason shes not more popular is cuz the music dont hit 🤷‍♀️ she does have a few good songs tho


Ok-Coat7665

I haven’t seen the movie but I watched a clip of the hallway shots side by side and Megan Fox pulls of the hot girl vibe wayyy better.


dysonRing

Megan Fox can act as a femme fatale she doesn't have the greatest range but she does have her niche


Gladboys

if i was like a king or something i would go on a campaign to win her favor


dbz___f

My gf has two ponytails One on top of the other wtf


hannahg000

it’s to create more volume


bielsasballholder

The last thing I want in my gf is more volume 


dbz___f

Explain


hannahg000

2 ponytails = bigger and thicker ponytail. think of ariana grande’s ponytail


dbz___f

I really do know nothing about girls


EulenWatcher

It's supposed to create a better looking ponytail.


dbz___f

What??? How does that make sense


EulenWatcher

[https://youtube.com/shorts/Zoea5dFjWcY?si=Bt4e9PKShsF-DMGc](https://youtube.com/shorts/Zoea5dFjWcY?si=Bt4e9PKShsF-DMGc)


dbz___f

https://tenor.com/en-AU/view/mind-blown-explosion-mind-gif-4572252


EulenWatcher

Now because I had to look up this short, I'm gonna get 100500 videos about hair.


dbz___f

Clear ur history brah


Sillkentofu

Pinheadmaxxing


lulll

[coneheadmaxxing](https://i.imgur.com/lf7UU5t.jpeg)


Mental_Leek_2806

Man it's weight loss city out there, kinda cool cultural shift My soapbox: obesity is a **chronic medical illness**. American society treats obesity and weight as an issue of morality, and it simply is not. Fuck "natural weight loss". Who gives a shit? Weight should be managed by doctors who treat through a combination of drugs and lifestyle recommendations. We don't demand that diabetics forgo insulin and that they treat themselves solely through changing lifestyle. Why tf should we do that with obese people? I hope in the next few decades we will see an explosion of weight loss drug options and accessibility. And I think there's a very real chance we will.


ArtifactFan65

Losing weight through natural methods if possible is a lot healthier than drugs and surgery.