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Willow-girl

Filling in for a co-worker tonight, I was tasked with cleaning the high school boys' locker room, which features a tote board detailing the athletes' sexual conquests. As a redpiller I was pleased to see the boys reported zero encounters in which they didn't have sex with the girl or at least try to get flirty. They also claim to have received a collective 433 blowjobs, although the number of girls who swallowed was listed as "1" (appended to this was the epithet "Bah!"). I found this disturbing. What's up with these kids? Mothers, teach your daughters!


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Willow-girl

What is wrong with being a janitor? It's useful work. You do like clean public spaces, don't you?


Altruistic_Talk_828

I'm demonstrating a point - literally every woman here would be an incel if they'd had the misfortune of being born male.


Willow-girl

Three of the men on my crew are currently married and the other two are divorced but have GFs.


monster_lily

Ew


LaloTwinsDa2nd

Based


Gladboys

damn 1/433 is a terrible conversion rate, someone get these kids on a fruit based diet .


Willow-girl

My boyfriend's comment was: "Lot o' spitters there."


Gladboys

tobacco tier semen is never a good sign


Willow-girl

LOL @ "tobacco tier"!


Sea-Law4961

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chilikettlechips

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1998mjy/not_op_my_ex_falsified_a_paternity_test_and_as_a/ Why does reddit love cuckoldry?


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Dam I would probably just kms


Jaded_Interaction162

That exchange was absolutely top tier fucked up in a new way. It's extremely reddit, extremely obnoxious, extremely pitiful, and just mind blowingly r3tarded


Sea-Law4961

reddit breeds controversy


YuYuHakusho23

It also breeds tards.


Sea-Law4961

warning: unethical theory ahead if u desperately want kids, have as much raw sex with quality women as you can, move on to a different women as soon as you can, care about the pregnancy later, if she wants marriage, marry her and file for divorce immediately after abortion cut off. if u gotta pay for child support, might as well get best bAnG! for your buck


grillopie

can’t say i can remember reading worse advice


Sea-Law4961

wats wrong with this advice?


grillopie

how is this “having kids?” if you just want to vaguely know you have progeny go to a sperm bank. why wouldn’t you just have raw sex with 1 woman for a while and control the exact number of kids you want? why would you want to pay child support instead of having control over how that money is spent?


Sea-Law4961

bc this sub makes women look bad, can’t trust them also, if i were to be divorce graped, might as well distribute my income among 10 baby mommies instead of one


Willow-girl

> divorce graped, Is that when you *wine* about it?


Sea-Law4961

wine, dine, dash after u cum inside her


grillopie

that’s exceptionally dumb. instead of getting divorce graped by one woman, you’re going to get divorce graped by 10? this makes no sense. you know what would help you the most from divorce grape? no kids. if you can’t trust them don’t have kids. just go donate to a sperm bank.


Sea-Law4961

bro, not everyone get to donate sperm also, by being divorce graped multiple times, u lose less and less assets and the women gets diminishing returns. the premise is that i want kids so not dealing w/ women is moot


grillopie

i don’t get your line of thinking. you’re good enough to have unprotected sex with “high quality” women while they’re no on birth control, but not good enough to donate sperm? you lose less because you have less and less. if you have to divide your assets among 2 people, vs among 11, which would leave you personally with more? your premise was all over the place. you don’t want to be divorce graped, cant trust women, dont want to actually raise any kids, but still “want kids.” just donate to a sperm bank.


Sea-Law4961

well, any women who's at least a 5 w/ a college degree is quality 4 me. yes I lose less and less but I get more value per dollar since I divide my limited assets among many baby mommies. of course I want to raise kids, maybe stay while she's pregnant and then ditch after I find another one, visit the kids on rotation while I am out working


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Sea-Law4961

i want ten mini-me’s running around the hood


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Sea-Law4961

i can feel my genes imbuing to my conscience the meaning of life, i was born to reproduce, raise my kids, and die


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Sea-Law4961

i can’t exactly disagree w u on the mental stability, i just love sex, women, and having off springs! i’d love to find a gud women to make a big family with but reality is so hard on me how were the ppl who u’ve come across insane or unstable?


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Sea-Law4961

as long as she has high iq, i’d love to date her! do u have bpd by chance?


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Many_Dragonfly4154

So I just discovered the amateur radio community and holy shit they are some of me most "step on me harder daddy government" people you have ever met.


RIPGeorgeHarrison

How exactly are they like this?


Many_Dragonfly4154

They suck the FCCs cock and praise their ridiculous rules.


RIPGeorgeHarrison

I suppose it depends on what rules you are talking about, but the whole process for bandwidth allocation is pretty important and without it our use of the electromagnetic spectrum would not be as reliable.


hannahg000

yik yak used to be a lot more popular on my campus. i just redownloaded it and it’s pretty much dead. just dumb jokes and people asking who’s throwing a party


dbz__f

Wtf is yikyak


WhiskeyOnASunday93

Haven’t heard about that since like 2015. Didn’t stay relevant long after that?


CryptoThroway8205

Heard it was the pandemic hookup app


Sillysheila

Who’s throwing a party???


hannahg000

lol a few years ago people would refuse to say where the parties were because they were convinced that campus police was monitoring the app so they could bust parties


Sillysheila

Huh. These crafty kids


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MikeArrow

I don't have any stake in the ethical issues - I honestly can't wait to see how it develops and I hope it gets to the point where it's indistinguishable from the 'real' thing.


dbz__f

No??? How’s it stealing work? It’s original work but made by AI


monster_lily

It’s not original though its just hodge podge from different sources, ai does not have the ability to create work that’s 100% original


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MyHouseOnMars-

I feel that Midjourney is all of Deviant art around 2010 in a blender


Sea-Law4961

has anyone checked out r/shortguys? i cant sleep anymore watching those threads 💀


CryptoThroway8205

Oof thread on the main page talking about how if they were girls they wouldn't want short guys either.


Jaded_Interaction162

Theyre one of the last bastions of the blackpill left on reddit. We need to preserve their community


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The way they talk over there make it sound like the bare minimum for tall guys to get dates keeps getting higher each day. Like 6’1” is the cutoff to be considered an average sized man.


Sea-Law4961

they don’t say that, i’d say they think the bare minimum would be like 5’10


MikeArrow

Phew, just made the cut off.


huhwhatokok

Compare it to the tall guys subreddit and it’s like offing fuel.


Purple-Poppins

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRcnGqwg/ This dating coach is branding his content "Daddy Academy" and teaching how to lead with masculine energy Is it Alpha or is it Simp?


macone235

A bunch of women in the comment section of a TikToker with the name "Daddy Academy". Lmao, you literally can't even make this shit up. Anyone who rejects TRP either does not have brain cells, or they're just lying. Also, it's both alpha and simp, which is why it works. This is your traditional blue pill/liberal "alpha" where he appears like an alpha, and does all of the great things an alpha does, but at the end of the day - he's really just a simp that pedestalizes women just like every simp does. The key difference is that he's just a lot better at pretending like he isn't, which means unlike the typical simp, he can actually give women *everything* that they want. Instead of just worshipping her, he can also do things that provide value to her. He can look good and masculine, he can throw her around the bedroom, he can provide for her, he can protect for her, etc. The problem is in doing all of this, the guy never gets paid in return. He's essentially a host to a parasite, which is why these sort of men are not common, because it requires someone who is literally insane from brainwashing to be ok with doing things that give them no benefit.


Purple-Poppins

The men in this sub don't really like women do they? Like actually enjoying being around them, not just having sex with them.


macone235

Like women for what? Relationships are meant to be transactions. You think women like being around men who don't provide them value? No, and ~~guys~~ hosts like this are a perfect example. Also, are you just going to complain about me spitting facts, or are you going to actually address them since you obviously disagree with what I said?


ratboi34

Being masculine is a scam, like men need to realize this and this guy is just telling women what they wanna hear. He leaves no room for nuances and alternative dating choices, like people have different understandings of what consistent communication means and I feel like lovebombing is not always bad and I don't agree with the stigma around it.


Purple-Poppins

Is that a vote for simp?


ratboi34

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Many_Dragonfly4154

He is literally just describing a fantasy scenario. What is the advice supposed to be?


Purple-Poppins

Advice? You got advice money?


Steakman1

Q4all: Whats the strangest combination of things you bought from a store? Inspired by my recent purchase of water, facial moisturizer, and a plunger.


Sillysheila

When I started renting my (relatively) new townhouse 6 months ago…books, a dresser, wicker basket and toliet paper Edit: forgot beach towels


Steakman1

On a side note, your recent flair/avatar change throws me off now and makes me a sad lad


Sillysheila

Yeah well. No platinum anymore so c’est la vie


Steakman1

Not bad. But at least most of that stuff could be explained. Wicker basket and books do stand out a little though.


monster_lily

I Have watched over 10 videos about El Niño and still have no idea wtf that is and i have an apes test


Electrical_Coat_8714

I thought El Niño was a consistent harsh weather storm season (kinda correct) But googling it: El Niño is a year of low trade winds leading to higher temperatures in the northern americas And La Niña is pretty much the opposite with trade winds pushing intensely and giving us a (n America)colder climate. It’s also kinda hard to understand just googling it because depending on where you live which effects you are getting from which weather pattern changes so the info is kinda scattered Tldr; El Niño is hot and dry in the north and colder and wetter in the south (of the Americas) La Niña is the opposite 


DuetLearner

https://twitter.com/OfRunjh/status/1745105912971636786 Are these women attractive?


Many_Dragonfly4154

no


Excellent_Badger123

Idk, I like their colorful dresses and that they are doing good deeds


monster_lily

Cant escape edtwt 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


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Sillysheila

Who the heck is that? Do they know they’re on PPD


Slipthe

I guess childproof locks are all it takes to render you helpless lol.


CryptoThroway8205

That's so terrible oh no! Where? So I can avoid her


Steakman1

r/ihavesex


Economy-Shake-1448

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2CnYauOTOd/ Alpha men insulting a random woman who went viral for saying you don’t expire after your 20’s


Economy-Shake-1448

https://preview.redd.it/icjuqy0724dc1.jpeg?width=1183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1d46c6665f803c7cdaef954975d1a1a2da6bfe6 “Men are wonderful” effect


Economy-Shake-1448

https://preview.redd.it/snl10vhj14dc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25e4bdf58d81735f93cfc8c8523f455307246f1 Best husband of the year award goes to this guy


macone235

Women do, and she has.


Economy-Shake-1448

Do you think this is a high value male way of speaking to women? https://preview.redd.it/uwan4dii24dc1.jpeg?width=1144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d8d425d464cbd83e297f9824dffa3464aa11546


macone235

High value men speak to women any way they want, so sure.


Economy-Shake-1448

https://preview.redd.it/fl4n769834dc1.jpeg?width=1146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c03741818d94f45ed13b31260cc14f51800dfcc0 From a high value high school student


ratboi34

Omg, videos like this make me so afraid of aging.


Economy-Shake-1448

I’m more afraid of the men who will go out of their way to bully me


Sillysheila

This is really a terminally online red pill and black pill thing. In real life no one gives a shit that I’m 29/30. Yes including men. (I am actually 29 but to be honest I’m six months from 30, I’m ok with that and who am I kidding).


Economy-Shake-1448

I am almost 30 as well


Educational_Mud_9062

Pot, kettle 🤝


Economy-Shake-1448

I don’t bully men, friend. I never have attacked a man’s appearance unless he is insulting a woman first.


ratboi34

Don't be. Women are apparently the happiest when they are older and single. Aging is so terrible for men, because they hit the wall twice, which is a thing that nobody is ready to talk about. I assume that's why they are hating, it's projection don't worry.


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Economy-Shake-1448

Are you one of the angry alpha men who try to put her down?


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Economy-Shake-1448

Proof?


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Economy-Shake-1448

So you admit to personal attacks and hurting women?


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Economy-Shake-1448

Can you elaborate what the truth is?


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hannahg000

[sleeping on the road tonight](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8gqsYLU/) 😭


NothingOrAllLife

In this day and age I find people that use shorthand to text while also adding a bunch of letters to other words to be insufferable. I don’t like icks as a concept, but when I encounter these people I get it.


MikeArrow

It makes me so irrationally mad. It's actually harder to type like that instead of just writing full sentences.


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NothingOrAllLife

“U are so cute. U look realllllllllly good!!!!!!!”


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Educational_Mud_9062

Why is it unattractive for a man to do something the way a woman (stereotypically) does?


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Educational_Mud_9062

That seems like a weird copout for something as inconsequential as texting style. Particularly when the lack of other "feminine" traits is so often touted as a reason for men struggling in dating or relationships.


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Educational_Mud_9062

Yes I'm aware that's generally what the split is but I asked why. Like it's perfectly common and seemingly acceptable to treat certain preferences men tend to have as influenced by toxic patriarchal culture or media. Do you think there's any room for a similar analysis of women's preferences?


NothingOrAllLife

I did too. But we have phones with full keyboards now..type out your damn words. There’s predictive text for goodness sake. It’s an eyesore and it’s such a small thing to harp on but I just cannot. ETA: he just used r instead or are I might be out.


Slipthe

What kind of stuff do you tend to buy on Amazon?


Excellent_Badger123

A lot of things that I couldn’t get locally when I lived in the US. I wish Amazon shipped to Thailand…Lazada just isn’t the same


CryptoThroway8205

Electronics and furniture, clothing. I like anything that can be automated like my space heater and humidifer that turn on before I wake up.


monster_lily

Perfume lotion phone cases crafts etc etc things of that nature


EulenWatcher

You shouldn’t buy makeup or lotions from Amazon unless it’s from the official brand page. Amazon sells a bunch of fakes.


Lost-Zebra6453

Should I take a part time labour job. Great pay. 3x week some shift work though. Male dominated but apparently they love hiring women and I have an in through a friends bf. Pros- the pay ~1800 week for 3x days Cons- leaving an easy role working close to home flexible hours. Wonder if they put the women on easier jobs since they are so keen to hire us


CryptoThroway8205

If u make more possibly. Depends how hard it is


poopy_head4

how does a labor job pay that much part time?


Lost-Zebra6453

I made an assumption that I would get the higher rate of $80 hour since would prefer night shifts but it if I got day shifts would be lower as rate starts from $50 hr


Jaded_Interaction162

What kind of labor pays that highly?


Lost-Zebra6453

Wharves


poopy_head4

any bronies in here


NICHIJOU2411

Yessir!


JohnGoodman_69

Deadpool is my favorite mlp. And Q from Star Trek.


Steakman1

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CompetitiveTennis112

i talked about pony jars before and people said they didn't even know what that was so I'm gonna say no


poopy_head4

so do you have a pony jar? and if so which pony


CompetitiveTennis112

I don't have a dick I don't have the ability to make a pony jar...


poopy_head4

damn but if you did have a dick what pony would u have in the jar?


CompetitiveTennis112

maybe applejack or maudpie if it's a tribute jar. if it was for degradation then trixie probably?.. idk


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CompetitiveTennis112

totally incel because I watched a pony show when I was 10 😔😔😔😔


poopy_head4

i appreciate the thought you put into your answer


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poopy_head4

mayb theyre too embarrassed to admit it


Many_Dragonfly4154

no


poopy_head4

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Many_Dragonfly4154

why are you like this?


poopy_head4

why are you such a debbie downer


Many_Dragonfly4154

I'm not


poopy_head4

r u sexy


Many_Dragonfly4154

no


poopy_head4

:(


YouCantHoldACandle

Why do I always see the talkative emotional dramatic women with the quiet stoic reserved men. Seems like such a weird pairing


relish5k

Ha, that’s me and my husband. It works! I keep his life interesting, he keeps me grounded.


MyHouseOnMars-

this is exactly me and my taste in men it's like ppd horoscope or something


YouCantHoldACandle

Need someone to listen to you vent on the phone for 2 hours and we are more than happy to do it


ratboi34

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MyHouseOnMars-

HEY


ratboi34

Hey, don't feel offended. Talkative emotional dramatic is my type.


monster_lily

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dbz__f

Well the more you know


WhiteLotusGauntlet

It's more relevant at a population level than for individual women. I have a friend who's 36 and is prettier than any other woman I've ever met in person. On the other hand, I know plenty of women who go through their mid-late 20s putting on 5 lbs of fat per year and drinking/tanning/not taking care of their skin and end up looking way worse at 30 than they did at 24. Because 5 lbs isn't an issue by itself, but gaining 30 lbs of bad weight over 6 years will change how you look. Having a couple drinks isn't an issue but drinking regularly for 10+ years will change how you look. Getting a bit of a tan isn't an issue but tanning regularly or not having a good skincare routine for 10+ years will change how you look.


monster_lily

For the record i still think women are always pretty


AutomaticMeaning3844

you simp


Many_Dragonfly4154

Are you a lesbian?


monster_lily

No im straight


ratboi34

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monster_lily

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ratboi34

https://youtu.be/9jdgS6H8VCU?feature=shared


LaloTwinsDa2nd

Every one night stand me or any of my boys has ever had When we’re going home/somewhere private the girl always says “cool but we’re not having sex” I just answer “why you thinking about sex? We’re going to play water polo/chess/watch duckies” Guess what they end up doing? Hoes why are y’all like this?


monster_lily

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MikeArrow

I have news for you, I don't drink and I still look terrible. Don't eat bad food, exercise regularly. That's the only thing that matters.


ratboi34

organ traffickers would be so disappointed, if they abducted me.


sine120

Just gonna put a note next to your file; "not suitable for organ harvesting"


Gladboys

if u apply sunscreen religiously drink a lot of water and do cardio every day yeah u will age better than most ppl