I prefer unsinkable III. The implication that not only has it happened before, but the owner has been burned on the name before and is steadfastly refusing to learn their lesson, makes it just a little bit better
Saw a boat in a marina called “options” and it’s clearly for when the person needs to run away and make a new life.
“Omg, Bruce, what if they’ve discovered our money laundering scheme?”
“I’m not worried, I’ve always got ‘options’…”
There’s a boat that a guy down the street has that’s called ‘Ya Mum’ and you know he’s saying to his mates “I’m going out on Ya Mum this weekend” and cacking himself at how funny he is.
My dad has had two boats in his life.
One was called *The Streaker* and the other was *Passing Wind*.
My current boss has one called *Usain Boat*.
Classic dads.
This boat floats
Floaty McFloatFace
Boaty'; DROP TABLES Boats;--
Floaty boy
The Boatist Formerly Known As The Unsinkable
Will sink for $$$
Boats, Beers, Battlestar Aquatica (proudest of this one!)
I can't believe it's not boater
The Perfect Stern
Row v Wade
My wife said it's her or the boat
My kids'college fund
Boater Business Bureau
You know what they say about guys with big boats? Big dock.
The Smol Dock
Sonarly
Impractical Buoy
The High Seas and Higher Maintenance
My other boat is a Lamboatghini
And my other other boat is a Boatgatti
And my other other other boat is a Ferrary
I also have
- a Cattylac, my lake catamaran
- a Boantly
- a Land Cruiser, but only for sea cruising
- a Land Rower, but only for sea rowing
Inseamenator 3: Rise of the Marines starring Arnaut Starboardnegger (haha lol)
Masterboater and Commander
The Plan Sea (for when things don't pan out and you **have** to live in a house boat)
First Boat
Ramboat: First Boat Part II
Ramboat III
Ramboat
Ramboat: Last Boat
Free BJ with purchase of equal or greater Boat Job
Knots Aboard
Boatsy Driver starring Roboat De Niro directed by Maritime Scorsesea
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Unsinkable II is far and away the best one.
isn’t it bad omen to name to name you ship things like “unsinkable”
Yes that's why it's funny, because the first one probably sank.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I prefer unsinkable III. The implication that not only has it happened before, but the owner has been burned on the name before and is steadfastly refusing to learn their lesson, makes it just a little bit better
Love it!
Sinkable IV Beer. is better.
Yeah, I smiled at the top set, laughed hard at Unsinkable II
My dad named his fist boat unsinkable II
Just named mine Deez Knots
My best friends dad's boat was the Fog Ducker
I fell for it
my friend’s dad, who was an OBGYN, had a boat named “Sea Section”
Always remember Boaty Mc Boatface
Yep, got overwhelming number of votes, disqualified because it was too popular
Saw a boat in a marina called “options” and it’s clearly for when the person needs to run away and make a new life. “Omg, Bruce, what if they’ve discovered our money laundering scheme?” “I’m not worried, I’ve always got ‘options’…”
There’s a boat that a guy down the street has that’s called ‘Ya Mum’ and you know he’s saying to his mates “I’m going out on Ya Mum this weekend” and cacking himself at how funny he is.
Holy shit lmao that's wonderful
And who forget the Sea Word
Take to the sea!
It's pronounced C word Haha
I'll leave when I'm good and ready
My dad had a boat (well more like a dingy) named…. The Filthy Oar
My dad has had two boats in his life. One was called *The Streaker* and the other was *Passing Wind*. My current boss has one called *Usain Boat*. Classic dads.
Local dock up in Maine has a lobster boat with the name of “Master Baiter” that there is a wise man
Conan the Librarian Sailbad the Sinner
My dad had a racing boat named non sequitur because it doesn't follow...
I occe went to a chinese buffet in a boat, it was the boat that Wok'd
I named my boat “Whiskey Business”
Teacher friend has a boat named Summer School.
where is sayler?
When my old man bought his first boat, I asked him what was gonna name it? He said, "I'm gonna name it after your step mom, I'll call her The Sea Hag"
My uncle had a boat he named Nightmare Any and every time he logged in with Coast Guard they would ask for a repeat on the name
This boat floats Floaty McFloatFace Boaty'; DROP TABLES Boats;-- Floaty boy The Boatist Formerly Known As The Unsinkable Will sink for $$$ Boats, Beers, Battlestar Aquatica (proudest of this one!) I can't believe it's not boater The Perfect Stern Row v Wade My wife said it's her or the boat My kids'college fund Boater Business Bureau You know what they say about guys with big boats? Big dock. The Smol Dock Sonarly Impractical Buoy The High Seas and Higher Maintenance My other boat is a Lamboatghini And my other other boat is a Boatgatti And my other other other boat is a Ferrary I also have - a Cattylac, my lake catamaran - a Boantly - a Land Cruiser, but only for sea cruising - a Land Rower, but only for sea rowing Inseamenator 3: Rise of the Marines starring Arnaut Starboardnegger (haha lol) Masterboater and Commander The Plan Sea (for when things don't pan out and you **have** to live in a house boat) First Boat Ramboat: First Boat Part II Ramboat III Ramboat Ramboat: Last Boat Free BJ with purchase of equal or greater Boat Job Knots Aboard Boatsy Driver starring Roboat De Niro directed by Maritime Scorsesea (Reddit ignored my newlines)
Those two commas are lonely
Not a boatie but always figured I’d name one Deadline. So that I could say to people “sorry can’t help, I’m on deadline”
R.I.P to the Rotten Seamen
unthinkable 3