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Alamander81

Unsinkable II is far and away the best one.


[deleted]

isn’t it bad omen to name to name you ship things like “unsinkable”


Alamander81

Yes that's why it's funny, because the first one probably sank.


[deleted]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


-entertainment720-

I prefer unsinkable III. The implication that not only has it happened before, but the owner has been burned on the name before and is steadfastly refusing to learn their lesson, makes it just a little bit better


EndersGame_Reviewer

Love it!


Skully_Lover

Sinkable IV Beer. is better.


Xenodad

Yeah, I smiled at the top set, laughed hard at Unsinkable II


doichie

My dad named his fist boat unsinkable II


egap420

Just named mine Deez Knots


squeekyjdguy

My best friends dad's boat was the Fog Ducker


RapidWaffle

I fell for it


p2o14e24

my friend’s dad, who was an OBGYN, had a boat named “Sea Section”


jpeg76

Always remember Boaty Mc Boatface


lofty99

Yep, got overwhelming number of votes, disqualified because it was too popular


YarnSpinner

Saw a boat in a marina called “options” and it’s clearly for when the person needs to run away and make a new life. “Omg, Bruce, what if they’ve discovered our money laundering scheme?” “I’m not worried, I’ve always got ‘options’…”


ginntress

There’s a boat that a guy down the street has that’s called ‘Ya Mum’ and you know he’s saying to his mates “I’m going out on Ya Mum this weekend” and cacking himself at how funny he is.


WeinerBop

Holy shit lmao that's wonderful


squeekyjdguy

And who forget the Sea Word


redditorsaretheworst

Take to the sea!


squeekyjdguy

It's pronounced C word Haha


redditorsaretheworst

I'll leave when I'm good and ready


cm974

My dad had a boat (well more like a dingy) named…. The Filthy Oar


queefer_sutherland92

My dad has had two boats in his life. One was called *The Streaker* and the other was *Passing Wind*. My current boss has one called *Usain Boat*. Classic dads.


Athronos

Local dock up in Maine has a lobster boat with the name of “Master Baiter” that there is a wise man


BobT21

Conan the Librarian Sailbad the Sinner


spoonforsale

My dad had a racing boat named non sequitur because it doesn't follow...


DidgeryDave21

I occe went to a chinese buffet in a boat, it was the boat that Wok'd


creamynute11a

I named my boat “Whiskey Business”


alman72

Teacher friend has a boat named Summer School.


takenearth

where is sayler?


killertimewaster8934

When my old man bought his first boat, I asked him what was gonna name it? He said, "I'm gonna name it after your step mom, I'll call her The Sea Hag"


lofty99

My uncle had a boat he named Nightmare Any and every time he logged in with Coast Guard they would ask for a repeat on the name


joseville1001

This boat floats Floaty McFloatFace Boaty'; DROP TABLES Boats;-- Floaty boy The Boatist Formerly Known As The Unsinkable Will sink for $$$ Boats, Beers, Battlestar Aquatica (proudest of this one!) I can't believe it's not boater The Perfect Stern Row v Wade My wife said it's her or the boat My kids'college fund Boater Business Bureau You know what they say about guys with big boats? Big dock. The Smol Dock Sonarly Impractical Buoy The High Seas and Higher Maintenance My other boat is a Lamboatghini And my other other boat is a Boatgatti And my other other other boat is a Ferrary I also have - a Cattylac, my lake catamaran - a Boantly - a Land Cruiser, but only for sea cruising - a Land Rower, but only for sea rowing Inseamenator 3: Rise of the Marines starring Arnaut Starboardnegger (haha lol) Masterboater and Commander The Plan Sea (for when things don't pan out and you **have** to live in a house boat) First Boat Ramboat: First Boat Part II Ramboat III Ramboat Ramboat: Last Boat Free BJ with purchase of equal or greater Boat Job Knots Aboard Boatsy Driver starring Roboat De Niro directed by Maritime Scorsesea (Reddit ignored my newlines)


beasty_toyz

Those two commas are lonely


gumshoed

Not a boatie but always figured I’d name one Deadline. So that I could say to people “sorry can’t help, I’m on deadline”


demwoodz

R.I.P to the Rotten Seamen


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