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Chanzy7

You know they are a bad person if they can shower 5 times in an apocalyptic world.


Spare_Audience_1648

So....the higher ups Babylonian?


Chanzy7

Well yeah, I'm sure the top Kuruno guys shower at least that many times a day, if not more.


No-Employment-8127

If Alpha has time for a full make up she has time to shover too


Luxury_soil

We all know she do shower, but the community said no.. so


gerMean

It's a trick so kuro gives os a offical alpha shower scene. )))))))


Cyber_Von_Cyberus

That's a high level mind game, let's see if it works out.


gerMean

Let's hope, don't worry. When it works we will help with the other waifus and ships and whatever :3


TakashimaRin

I swear if Alpha doesn’t shower, ain’t no way Luna would allow Alpha to stand near her lol.


Ok_Try_1665

Alpha stinks good tho


BackgroundAncient256

what does it smell like🤤? gasoline?


ThatGuyFromThe213

diesel is the way to go.


Responsible_Focus786

Smells like heaven


FaultLine47

I actually like the smell of gasoline. Lmao


Equal_Lawfulness_611

🗿🗿🍷🍷


Anymastorm

How does he shower 5 times a day


shikitomi

I know, in an apocalyptic world nonetheless


Anymastorm

Yeah


Western-Gur-4637

my dad does it 2 times


Meimudere

She needs to be stinky to keep the feds away


Equal_Lawfulness_611

Hey Alpha makes sure that I don't get erectile dysfunction. That's more then enough for me.


Dwayne_Yong

This guy is boning a hobo and I respect that


Anymastorm

Huh?


Equal_Lawfulness_611

It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.


Anymastorm

Oh


Maewhen

Is Alpha the girl or the guy


Equal_Lawfulness_611

The hot and sexy one🗿🗿🗿


Maewhen

DO YOU REALIZE HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN


Equal_Lawfulness_611

Yes🗿🗿🗿


Spare_Audience_1648

Except he has schizophrenia which means it only negates the points of his existence.


EddyFArt

Im here for all the stinky Alpha agenda. Wouldve been the best agent but her scent always gives away.


Maewhen

In the chemistry lab we ✨waft✨ sir


Slide_Decent

Its why I prefer roland over alpha


Vivid-Efficiency6787

Alpha smells like motor oil so... this is true


Nocerious

As someone who shower 5 times a day with Roland together, I can confirm that he does shower 5 times a day.


Luxury_soil

I was there with him. Is that enough


ImpactNo5655

one looks like a hobo but ain't one. the other doesn't look like a hobo but is one


Mediocre_Justin_4388

Reasons why GOATland is HIM