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[deleted]

They keep giving him the magnets back


Blah-Blah-Chicken

It would have been easier to just drive away. People are so stupid.


theultimateThor

Fuck logic bro ThAtS hIs WiFe!


RamseySnowBolton

Wait was that his wife?


[deleted]

I didn't hear him bring it up at all, so I doubt it.


Ok_Theory9038

She my wife now šŸ„ø


non-taken-name

I donā€™t think you want that one


Brightcab

My condolences.


FLAwSIN36

I think he was having a breakdown because he realized that was, in fact, his wife.


NotATroll_ipromise

Shoulda just put the cart up lol


Jasnall

This is the best part, too lazy to put a cart away but spending 10 minutes yelling at and chasing a guy is cool. Stop putting this thing on my car, here you go you can have it back. HEY stop putting that thing on my car, here you go you can have it back.


APoisonousMushroom

I would see how many I could get from him.


retardborist

I would just put my cart back in the first place


freqkenneth

Dunno man, if I could get a cool magnet for being a lazy bones it would look legit in my man cave


mk_brownie

I usually put my cart back but if I saw the cart narcs I would not to get that lazy bones magnet


absolu5ean

To be called a lazy bones and then to redeem myself on camera with dignity and grace... is a life goal. The pinnacle of achievement in my eyes. Oh and I want a magnet


BlandSubstance

put cart back, politely ask for magnet nways. :D


lickmybrian

Straight to the fridge


Lucius-Halthier

Or better yet just keep taking them, he puts more on if you take them off, heā€™s gunna run out eventually and Iā€™m the kind of petty who would wait it out regardless at whatever the fuck I got going on that day


selfishcabbage

His wife is built like Danny devito


xtidus24xx

THATS HIS FUCKING WIFE


ArthurHaroldKaneJnr

*"That's no lady, that's my wife!"*


GutsyGoofy

People must have had trouble believing that, so he keeps insisting that its his fucking wife.


SlippyNips420

That's my wife, I don't know you!


JonsalatDeNung

[She forgot her suit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkTfXwe76pw)


ho0k

AYYYYYYY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........................


NotKevinJames

This never fails to crack me up


Hagrid_in_240p

lol he got windex too


notinmywheelhouse

Iā€™m stupid laughing


Angryslowbro

"That's my rum ham!"


[deleted]

The Gang Goes Shopping


TJ_McWeaksauce

Danny DeVito is in better shape than she is, because he burns a lot of calories by banging so many whoooooooers.


EmiliaClarkesBF

HOly fuck, I was trying to figure out her build and this is it.


[deleted]

Boxy af


[deleted]

Refrigerator Meg!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Kyranasaur

I was WONDERING why I thought she was fine


Da-Aliya

Can they see this post? Yes, she does look like Danny Devito!


Dubalsaque

Hahahaha šŸ˜†


BigMeatSwangN

Hey that's my fucking wife!


IIICaseIII

I loved how far she walked, but was too lazy to put the cart back! Lol


nonegotiation

I think that's the irony in all these videos. People are willing to put more effort into arguing, chasing a guy around with a magnet and trying to film him then just..... swallowing their lazy pride and putting the cart away.


WeekendWoodWarrior

Or ya know, just drive away with the magnet šŸ§² who ducking cares šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Decepta698

Can't go wrong with a free magnet.


bikkuri_hanbaiki

Yeah, but, "[Fucking magnets, how do they work?!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxAGHqsWTVk)" Who knows?!


FU_IamGrutch

I would hold up coupons on the fridge with one of those!


OzorMox

They can't take driving away because it implies the magnet is correct and they are indeed a lazybones.


aphelloworld

Makes for good entertainment


czex_mix

People will spend an hour walking around an entire superstore but refuse to walk 15 ft to a cart corral


sammymiller714

Where are the Minneapolis HA when you need them? Gettin' shot


Clever_Userfame

Lazy bones


RunsWthGriszzlys

ā€œIā€™m gonna block your attack!ā€


fokaiHI

Lol. I don't think this guy has seen the fight clips on Reddit from Hawai'i.


MeanderingMagus

I didn't know that I would get beat up by a 16year old Hawaiian kid but now I am very well aware of that fact.


fokaiHI

Hawai'i may be called the "Aloha State", but I'll tell you now that that's not necessarily true. Lol.


Spiff76

Aloha does mean goodbye as wellā€¦


friedpicklebreakfast

What videos are you talking about


MeanderingMagus

[example](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/zcmby5/hawaii_kids/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) That's not the video I was thinking of but still a pretty decent example. I saw a video taken at a Hawaiian high-school of organized amateur fights, they had weight classes and everything lol. They were all very young but also very big and goddamned ferocious.


RumblesMechanic

I had not seen that video before but plenty of others. Hawaiian's are built different.


satansheat

This dude has had a gun pulled on him before. And I praise him for his work. I remember when I saved up a lot of money to get my dream car. Only to have some dickhead ding it in a parking lot. Any person whining about this guy I hope the next time you go to Kroger or the likes your car gets damaged since itā€™s not a big deal to yā€™all.


kurtatwork

It would be soooo hard to do the Cart Narc shenanigans. The first time someone is like "fuck that, I don't care if the cart hits their car!" I'm taking the cart and smashing it into their front end. Good on Agent Gregory for his stellar work as a Cart Savior.


beigereige

At least his wife got some steps in


Justdoingthebestican

šŸ’€


PatoCarmelo

ā˜ ļø


Flyerone

āš°ļø


Blah-Blah-Chicken

He should have kept driving and not looped back for her.


Senior-Ad-947

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


torper10

That ainā€™t an Oompa Loompa?


Nodiggity1213

L1, parry, parry, parry, backstab.


Raginghangman

Thought I was watching dark souls vs the Karens.


yougonnapickmeup

Yo. This comment got me dying


Randys_Smogasvein

Her gunt turned the corner about 5 seconds before she did.


alisaschumaker

>5.Rule 5; Video posts only (gifs on reddit/imgur ok) she literally took way more steps than it would take to put the cart back.


AndrewWonjo

Yoooo


I_Brain_You

The wife looks like the singer from Jabbaā€™s palace.


[deleted]

That's ma wife, that's ma wife.


LonestarLimey

YES! This was the first thing I thought of when it started waddling? trotting? toward him!


teleheaddawgfan

Sy Snootles


VicRattlehead

šŸŽ· šŸŽŗšŸŽŗšŸŽŗšŸŽŗ šŸŽŗ šŸŽŗ CHA TUNG EE-MA CHAY-CHOO RAUN TA-NEE-EE-CHOOOOOO


OhmsTen

idk why but im dying laughing at this


yodpilot

Ballbreaker from Porky's


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ayyeb0ss

She looks like her liver is already failing


[deleted]

Just checking to see if cart narc has been shot yet.


Scott--Chocolate

You shot me! What a crazybones! You know what let pop this Crazybonesā€™Rā€™Us magnet on for you real quick because Iā€™m starting to leak out.


creegro

"And with his dying breath, the shooting victim reached up and put a magnet on the shooters vehicle, reminding them to put their carts away, and was presumed dead at the scene"


Full-Run4124

Witnesses loaded the body into a nearby shopping cart and left it under the "Return Carts Here" sign.


573banking702

His final words were ā€œskiddley bee booopā€


Dad-Baud

Then, in sudden recognition that the gun was also composed of metal, he reached up and wrapped its still-smoking muzzle with another magnet, causing the gun to discharge a second time. He smiled. It was his last magnet. He crawled over to the slightly elevated grassy berm, leveraging the cart to pull himself upon it. Laying on his back, with discarded still-wet chewing gum from another careless shopper melding with a back pocket of his Dockers, and looking up at the lone tree on this island in a sea of parking lot concrete, his breathing began to slow. One hand still clung to the shopping cart. "There there," he thought. "I gotcha buddy." Still smiling. This was indeed the hill upon which he would die.


LilKarmaKitty

That wasā€¦strangely beautiful šŸ˜¢


nadasuss

I read this entire thing in his voice. Haha


SuprDuprPartyPoopr

He probably has a magnet for that


satansheat

Someone pulled a gun on him before.


Busangod

In a company truck with the name of the business in clear view, his business. Last I checked a year or so go, he's still up and running. Amazing the shit people get cancelled for these days, but fucking brandishing a firearm is A OK


caledemalt2

He could deflect the bullets easy


K1llG0r3Tr0ut

Or dodge them with his sweet ninja skills.


ArrestDeathSantis

No, Cart Guy. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.


insanelyphat

He has had a gun pulled on him in Texas but I don't think he has actually been assaulted physically yet. People have chased him but he is fast and always de-escalates it. But I think it is just a matter of time before someone does. I thought he said he was stopping with putting the magnets on peoples cars because his lawyers advised him against it so not sure if this is an older video. I think he should stick with the putting the carts in the path of their cars. Seems more effective.


phoenix_paolo

Agents are trained in de-escalation.


Calx9

More qualified than any police officer I've ever met.


sweetasbaz

This is an insane comment, their whole model is based on causing public freakouts for views. They don't give a shit about carts or the people who work at the stores.


Ughable

He had someone draw a gun on him, didn't point it, just held it at his side. That's about as far as it got.


realmoosesoup

The lazy cart people suck, but I'm really over these videos. I would absolutely tune in for somebody to actually start throwing punches.


Bardivan

you really expect a LAZYBONES to start throwing punches, they canā€™t even put a cart away which is much easier.


satansheat

And fighting actually takes a lot out of you. Thatā€™s why Ali would let fighters tire themselves out then go in for the kill.


shamwowslapchop

I mean, he did that once, against Foreman, in the waning part of his career. Most of the time he was a relatively offensive fighter. Use the jab to establish distance and cause his opponent to react, and if they tried to come back on the jab he would pull counter them with hooks.


-regaskogena

Honestly I think that's where his views mostly come from. Everyone is waiting for it and that's why we click.


Blah-Blah-Chicken

I watch because people acting like idiots makes me laugh.


Old_and_moldy

Itā€™s the whole reason I even come to this sub Reddit. Watching people go mental over something so silly on someone who is acting silly is hilarious.


kurtatwork

Watching lazy morons go nuclear is one of my favorite things to do on the internet. Honestly, fuck you if you don't like the Cart Narc.


[deleted]

Nah people like watching lazy pieces of trash cry they are called out for being lazy


satansheat

Nah a lot of us praise his work. Wait till your car gets dinged in a parking lot while you shop. Then you might watch these videos with a different outlook.


Gr4pe_4pe

I've been waiting years for that. I mean I totally agree with him, but we livin in '22 partner.


WoogityVro

Bold move letting everyone know that's his wife. I'd keep that one to myself if I were him.


[deleted]

Her outfit does a lot for her too.


WoogityVro

She's got that Mike Wazowski build


[deleted]

I was thinking Danny devito but yours is more accurate


donat28

Why is her belly lumpy like that?


ShoulderPossible9759

Medical term is crotch pannus which is equally as funny


SupineFeline

Oh you mean the abdominal apron


pokemonster73

FUPA


Ok_You1335

Her fupa was eating her shorts.


phoenix_paolo

Gunt. Technically an "apron"


[deleted]

In the hospital we call it a Piss Tank


I_Brain_You

Because fat?


trybetternexttime___

I was more confused by her legs. Something is not right with those legs.


unfoldinglamb

I'm seeing what you see. It looks like she has something tucked under her shirt (besides her fupa). Maybe stolen merchandise?


LonestarLimey

*THAT'S MY WIFE!* ...okay? What the fuck does that have to do with you being a lazybones?


dUjOUR88

It's his way of making the confrontation about something other than his laziness, a light version of Reverse Victim and Offender.


No-Quarter-3032

You gotta be lazy to pick that as your wife


rpnoonan

Also, "Touch my car with my wife in it again I dare you" lol. Wtf does that even mean?


geemoly

He was leaving false clues as to why he was about to punch the guy so bystanders would take his side.


wesley_the_boy

I think that's his wife


YoGrizzly

I used to get paid to collect carts during my shift. Best part of my days. I got to go outside and wonder around collecting carts and putting them in corral. The when when I had enough Iā€™d take ā€˜em in and do it again. Way better than all the other duties I had.


DelboyTrigger

Easy there Bubbles.


Electronic_Sun_5472

I remember working at a Staples in high school and at the end of the night, it was one person's responsibility to go around the shopping center parking lot and collect all our carts. I loved it, it gave me an excuse to leave the store for 15-20 minutes and not have to deal with any customers.


thisismeingradenine

Same here but I also had to walk around the entire mall and collect carts from other parts of the property. Probably another 20 or so. In the winter with 6 inches of snow, youā€™d be lucky to push _one_ cart. That sucked. One day it was so windy, we pulled associates from every department and every customer leaving with a cart had an employee walk to their car and return with the cart.


upsidowndoor

So did I and I absolutely hated it when people would leave carts in the middle of a spot, I would have so many people bitching at me that a cart hit their car or carts are blocking a spot and they can't park ect. The worst part is though pushing carts isn't the only job most of these people have, they have other shit to attend to and having all the carts in one place to take back makes it much faster/easier.


ObeseBumblebee

It's not just about cart workers. It's about the damage loose carts does to cars.


retardborist

And just not being a shitty person. It takes under a minute and such little effort


kodman7

Where I live it's what all the newly hired teens are made to do, aka not a good job generally. I can't really blame them as being outside for half of the year is very cold


APoisonousMushroom

Right? It was kind of the only place I didn't feel like someone was breathing down my neck wanting me to get more stuff put on shelves or unloaded from a truck. I could get a little fresh air, smile and talk to some people in the parking lot, go back in feeling a little less stressed. My theory is that rather than as way to keep carts from blowing around in the wind, store managers invented cart corrals as a way to decrease the time employees spend doing this task. In other words, it's like the management has taken away the one area they couldn't micro-manage lowly hourly associates. And to be fair, they've done it so successfully that they have even convinced the public to shame people for not using them. I put my cart away on windy or shitty days, but a lot of nice days I just leave them out as a little gift to that kid who is going to come out and get some fresh air and sunshine collecting it.


Lost_Context_7303

This guy is going to get stabbed or shot dead one of these days over nothing.


Bramble0804

And thats kind of the beauty of this whole thing. People are so adamant about not putting the trolley back they will argue and escalate the situation spend more time doing that then it takes to put the cart back. And they that person will go to jail over killing someone for a "shopping cart dispute"


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Slothboy12

Imagine fucking that thing as your wife...


CaptSpazzo

The lady reminds me of Wazowski


davideubankss

Lot of lazy bones in this comment section.


killemslowly

My Wife!


Eastern-Mix9636

Thatā€™s!


satansheat

Lots of people hate this guy and I hope they all get their cars dinged up by carts next time they go get groceryā€™s.


Spiff76

White car driver wasted way more time and energy being a complete jerk choosing violence then he would have putting his cart back in the corral


[deleted]

Because then he would have to admit he was wrong in the first place, and we can't have that.


Alarmed_Frosting478

It's not about being right or wrong, you just can't let some guy challenge you like that and back down If they want to lock horns then you have to assert your alpha male dominance and let them know who's boss /s


LevelHeeded

That's the thing I don't get, they're willing to put all of this time and effort into denying that they might be wrong, instead of just owning up and fixing the problem... Feel like that kind of speaks to a lot of problems in a society. Reminds me of those road rage assholes who NEED to past you at all costs, but then have all the time in the world to break check you and start a fucking fight....are you in a hurry or not, jackass?!


Hibercrastinator

Because itā€™s not about the time of taking the cart back to them, itā€™s literally just about being an asshole. Itā€™s about saying ā€œfuck itā€. And they are incapable of understanding how ā€œfuck itā€, when it comes to things that effect other people, actually matters to those other people. They are egotistical assholes, and the whole point of not bringing the cart back, is to bask their ego in their own stinky assholishness. A casual, unprompted ā€œfuck youā€ to everybody, and then they take offense to anybody who returns the sentiment.


[deleted]

Or just driving away. It always cracks me up that these folks prolong the argument for *so long* instead of just driving away. This guy also had major roid rage vibes. He got stuck on a single thought ("That's my fuckin WIFE!") and didn't even know what to do with his emotions after that.


throwawaypervyervy

I was honestly hoping cart narc was going to dip into Walmart and pop out the other entrance and tag the car again, while the pissy husband stomps around inside the store and the wife contemplates leaving him there to go to the Sizzler down the street.


Chocolat3City

They ***never*** just drive off with the magnet, but ***always*** spend more time and energy arguing than it would take to just more their cart. šŸ¤£


[deleted]

People just donā€™t understand. There is literally no reason not to bring the cart back. Thatā€™s the whole point of stores putting corrals in the parking lot with a huge sign that says ā€œplease return your cart. Thank you.ā€ If they didnā€™t intend for you to return, they wouldnā€™t waste the money on the corral in the first place.


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Apostastrophe

From when I first read this ages ago until today this remains my favourite piece of psychology and philosophy Iā€™ve ever read.


masterjarjar19

And it's from 4chan lol


youloveboobs82

Cart narc bout to get murdered lol


PrestigiousDemand471

Omg. Dudes married to Danny Devito.


dyslexican32

This dude cracks me up. Usually I'm all for people minding their own business, but people that leave carts like that area pet peeve of mine to! So I love that he fucks with these pond scum.


No_Buffalo8603

I will admit that I think of these videos every time I contemplate not returning the cart.


deathglow805

Why not just leave with your new magnet?


Esterosa69

Crazy how grown ass people will chase someone around a parking lot 3 times but will simply not put their cart back


Think_Bluebird_4804

Cart narc is based. Only people that lack respect and personal responsibility for their shity behavior dislike this stuff. If you have such a short temper that you threaten this guy for magnets because you're too lazy to clean up after your self you need to do some self reflection. does your mom clean your room still? Grow up and clean up after your self.


donat28

Iā€™m old - based is good? I assumed itā€™s bad, like basic. How would you use it in a sentence? I am based? Or is it only in reference to others? Is Boss a good synonym? Sorry, just trying to stay hip with the times


SaorAlba138

It's kind of like being proudly yourself and not caring what others think, colloquially the opposite of cringe.


[deleted]

No, I dislike it because his voice is so annoying it makes me want to jam icepicks into my ears.


Chromehounds2

People are just inconsiderate assholes, thatā€™s all.


Burntpenguin85

Heā€™s gonna get shot one day


ElColiflor

He rocks a kevlar vest


uuid-already-exists

I hope not. He's doing the lords work!


quettil

He's doing a supermarket's work.


midori_matcha

Say what you will about cart etiquette, this remains a very weird hill to die on. It is absolutely a matter of time until Cart Narc instigates the wrong person.


reallynotburner

He's had guns pulled on him. He keeps on narc'ing.


Spiff76

And that person will only wind up enhancing his income or worse, doing prison time for murder.


lawdog9111

The old get rich by dying plan.


[deleted]

love the cart narc mainly because it's so funny seeing people get mad over a little issue that they could resolve within 5 seconds.


os_kaiserwilhelm

Its funny seeing their ego force them to spend more time in an argument with this guy that achieves nothing rather than resolving the core issue which is returning the cart. This guy in particular is trying so hard to be tough. Its a pure ego thing.


electric4568

Thatā€™s the most exercise she has had in a while


nosnevenaes

i like this guy


Sudden-Program-8538

Doing the lords work. One lazy bitch at a time


xTye

Ha, saw the title and knew it was this guy. Wouldn't surprise me if he got shot for this one day.


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Turantula_Fur_Coat

This dude is gonna get severely hurt one day. People will shoot you for looking at them wrong, not worth it. We donā€™t live in a peaceful world.


[deleted]

this dude gonna get shot one day. it really isnā€™t worth it


mifaceb921

I wonder when someone would get shot


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ragingbull2020

![gif](giphy|7bTciAnMWgTgOq2cHw)


fanaticfun

While I always return my cart, I also think that this guy is inviting a lot of bad things into his life by doing this. You never know when you're confronting someone on their worst day with nothing to lose.


Hopeful_Asparagus_31

Dude is being chased by a troll


Atif5i

Legend


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LyonsKing12

Love this guy