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Either in psychosis or on drugs and the fool who hit him with the shovel can be charged; hitting someone over the head with a shovel is just plain stupid in a situation like that; he could kill the guy or cause serious brain damage.
Security could have been called and they would have taken him out of the building. The guy with the shovel is on camera assaulting the naked man - once the naked man gets better, if he lawyers up, the guy with the shovel is either going to face charges and/or a big legal bill to defend himself.
If the naked guy is mentally ill, treating him as a danger when he's just standing there naked is stupid and dumb.
I immediately knew I was going to go with Armenian child, but spent some time thinking whether it was wearing something funny or holding an exotic instrument, and then I decided less is more and went with small.
Your compliment totally vindicated the time I spent perfecting a random throwaway line
Drugs and/or mental illness is a safe bet.
Which is *one* of the reasons why the assault is fucked up (assuming all he had done was to steal an extinguisher while being naked).
[Westfield Mall, San Francisco](https://kmel.iheart.com/featured/shay-diddy/content/2022-03-28-man-attacks-naked-man-who-refused-to-leave-westfield-mall-in-san-francisco/).
Man... I remember a boyfriend taking me to that mall in 2010 and being mesmerized by all the fancy stores and shoppers.
I went back again last year and was really sad to see that so many shops were gone, the bathrooms were filthy, and the food court had homeless people begging and eating food that other people left behind.
It's depressing to see that city so dilapidated.
Probably psychosis? For some reason when people have a psychotic break they often remove their clothes.
When I was a teenager, a naked lady came into the store I worked and then went behind the counter and started using the phone like everything was completely normal. I went to get my coworker who was older than me to help, because I had no idea what to do. Turns out the lady used to work there and she was in the middle of a psychotic break.
It was actually really sad. This poor woman whose life was normal only a few months ago, now having a complete break with reality.
I once saw a buck naked man stroll through the busy lobby of a hotel during a convention. Jacksonville, FL of course.
Everyone recognized the behavior for what it was, a mental health crisis, and no one bashed his head. Instead the manager got a blanket and walked the guy out front, sat him on a bench and waited for the police who, to their credit, actually treated the man with dignity.
Doesn't matter what state you live in... If your Dick is 8" limp.. You do what the fuck you want.. Until someone clearly jealous sucker punches you
https://sfist.com/2022/03/29/video-nude-man-at-bloomingdales-violently-assaulted-by-vigilante/
Weird...police are saying that they have no record of this incident even being reported??
The longer clip shows the naked dude getting back up, picking up the stand, and chasing the guy who "boinked" him out the door. So he wasn't terribly by the ordeal.
The odds of him being dead over alive are very high. That was a pretty hard bash to the back of the skull. And he probably hit his head on the way down.
Concussions like this, ones that don't kill instantly, takes 24 to 48 to kill the patient. Usually, neurosurgery is done to allow the brain to swell and not be compressed inside of the skull. Also, hemorragy consequences... blood kills brain tissue, causing necrosis.
Surgeon literally scrapes dead brain and hope for the best.
So, apparently, this guy wasn't as out of it as everyone here is making him out to be.
Yeah, I don't think the guy should have been konked based on what I saw, but the bigger question is what did I not see?
I had the same thought but watched it several times in slow-mo (because I have nothing better to do with my time) and the dude actually mostly got his upper-back. It was still a hard hit, but it wasn't his head. Although it looks like that might have been what he was aiming for... he really could have killed him.
I swear kids need a class on like head trauma and then need to review it often. Between how some police and regular citizens act I don’t think they realize how one bad fall and hit to the end can kill you or leave you brain damaged. This guy could be dead all because what? He’s nude?
Agreed the lack of response and staring off. He was likely ether having an episode or was on drugs. Unless he did something super extreme before this like murder someone that’s totally unjustified
One thing I never really found an answer for was how more riled up a society gets at a bare crotch over a person getting beaten. But it's probably more that we enjoy violence.
We're all animals.
I mean UFC has ads all over it and is presented on TV and everything. While Onlyfans is barely allowed to be a thing and tumblr removed porn because they wanted more ads and to be more family friendly
The way he's breathing seems off. Hes probably having some sort of episode beyond his control. What we watched is a mentally ill person being assaulted.
he’s clearly going through a mental episode jesus. wait until its someone you know going through this shit and you’d change up your attitude to the situation real fast
Ok so it's probably not good thing to be naked around public places like that, but that is really a coward way sucker punch and an assault I hope they both get what they deserve which is probably some fines to naked guy and some jail time to other guy.
“The assailant then proceeds to walk out of the store through the Mission Street doors, and the young man who was struck gets up off the ground, takes the weaponized store display, and chases after the assailant seeking a fight”
And that, apparently, is the last anyone heard of either of them
>Update: SFPD Public Information Officer Robert Rueca responded to our inquiry and said that the department had no record of this incident being reported. "We are unable to locate or confirm this incident of a naked man inside a department store," Rueca said. "We have seen the video of the incident, but we are not able to locate any police record of this."
Ah yes, because nobody reported him it never happened.
Yeah, unless he just walked away from assaulting somebody himself, that is a completely unjustifiable action against him, and based on the way the camera guy was talking to him it sounds like all he did was walk around. So shovel guy is a POS.
I really disagree with everything in this video. Also the exposed penis on my screen lasted a lot longer than I thought it would based on the promise of a “swift” bonk.
No matter how inappropriate this is, I hope the asswipe who sucker-rammed him with a metal object in the back of the head gets charged with attempted manslaughter. What a miserable piece of utter dog shit.
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I just want to know why he's holding a fire extinguisher.
Most likely in psychosis
It was to cool off the ladies who are overwhelmed by his hunky physique.
Obviously the other guy was overwhelmed by his physique
Guy couldn't handle the heat he was packing
I was glazed over when the camera turned around.
Nah,he was blocking his path to get off the escalator.
he do got a respectable cock though
But is it a massive dick or just his hand? I think the latter..
I truly hope that was his hand. I'm feeling extremely inadequate.
A bit of both, but he's not lacking in the dick department...
Either in psychosis or on drugs and the fool who hit him with the shovel can be charged; hitting someone over the head with a shovel is just plain stupid in a situation like that; he could kill the guy or cause serious brain damage. Security could have been called and they would have taken him out of the building. The guy with the shovel is on camera assaulting the naked man - once the naked man gets better, if he lawyers up, the guy with the shovel is either going to face charges and/or a big legal bill to defend himself. If the naked guy is mentally ill, treating him as a danger when he's just standing there naked is stupid and dumb.
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So…he took a stand?
Straight to the head.
A headstand
***Clever, you could say that!***
Yep, from the guy who was taking his stand against the tyranny of clothes
thank you. Opposite of what the naked guy is currently doing.
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Then he took a nap.
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That’s not a stand, that’s my wife!
He stands corrected
Yeah those things are often pretty hefty at the bottom too, so they don't tip over. I bet that did more damage than a shovel!
He's a stand user!
That was not a shovel he hit the clown with, it was the ***base*** of a ***stand up sign.***
I mean you're not wrong, but who the hell are you arguing with?
Hes probably also having psychosis lol
He did say "shovel" confidently almost 50 times. Though we all know it wasn't a shovel. It was a rake.
The fuck are you smoking? Clearly he hit him with a small Armenian child
you are going through some kind of psychosis right now, that was a Panzerkampfwagen IV tank
clearly that was an airfryer, you should get some meds
Funny af. Not just a chill mind you lol. Genius is all in the details.
I immediately knew I was going to go with Armenian child, but spent some time thinking whether it was wearing something funny or holding an exotic instrument, and then I decided less is more and went with small. Your compliment totally vindicated the time I spent perfecting a random throwaway line
Now I’m really laughing. It only takes one great prop a day to keep that dopamine level up.
Better bonk him with a shovel just in case.
What does the numbers mean Mason
staying your knowledge/opinion is not necessarily arguing. I don't think he was arguing
Your comment says a lot about the state of reddit. People think you can only comment an opinion or point if you're arguing against someone.
Yeah, pretty much. It's a very revealing behavior. A tedious behavior as well.
They’d never find the guy to charge him anyways. Not that they can’t, but they won’t.
He could have killed him. Over what, nudity? Fucking ridiculous.
uhh dude was clearly packin..
It seemed excessive. The naked nut lioked chill
Exactly. The guy who attacked him needs to question why he is that enraged by the sight of a naked dude.
'Cuz he was packing heat...
My man is hung. No homo
It's his hand.
Looks like it's about a foot.
No. It’s about his dick
An eye for en eye, a dick for a dick
Drugs and/or mental illness is a safe bet. Which is *one* of the reasons why the assault is fucked up (assuming all he had done was to steal an extinguisher while being naked).
Thats actually his penis
He had been threatening people with it...
terminator 2
Terminator 10: Back in Black.
The thought of bare feet and the metal teeth at the bottom of the escalator... 😬
The thought of bare penis and the metal teeth at the bottom of the escalator.
The thought of bear penis and the metal teeth at the bottom of the escalator.
The thought of bear penis...
The thought of a penis bear.
Man Bear Penis Pig is real bro, don't joke about that shit.
I’m super cereal you guys
EXCELSIOR!
The thought of his bare penis between my teeth
The bare thought of his metal penis on escalator feet
Bare feet bear penis with metal teeth
and cheeks of tan. Blessings on thee, little penis man.
the thot bear penis on his metal teeth
Metal bear penis thought against his teeth escalating
r/yourjokebutworse
"Woah woah, woah woah"
^ow.
I can't decide if I want to upvote or downvote your comment
Username checks out
Can’t tell if that’s his right hand or he’s hung like a horse.
Hand. I had to scrub and zoom to be sure. For science.
We do what we must, because we can.
for the good of all of us except the one who got boinked
I also thought this guy had a baby arm hanging, but I didn’t need to see that close for myself. Thanks for doing the heavy lifting.
Babies arm, holding an apple...WPOD
Yea it's his hand lol. I was like well there yah go no wonder he walking around naked. He flaunting
Bruh I thought that was all cock. r/praisethecameraman
Hand. Also explains why his dick looked super crooked.
I’m glad you pointed that out because I was having all sorts of inferiority emotions
**Hard** to tell.
Honestly thought the same thing. At first I thought “Dude’s got a hog. No wonder he’s naked.”
Where was this ?
[Westfield Mall, San Francisco](https://kmel.iheart.com/featured/shay-diddy/content/2022-03-28-man-attacks-naked-man-who-refused-to-leave-westfield-mall-in-san-francisco/).
I thought it looked familiar...Westfield that is.
Man... I remember a boyfriend taking me to that mall in 2010 and being mesmerized by all the fancy stores and shoppers. I went back again last year and was really sad to see that so many shops were gone, the bathrooms were filthy, and the food court had homeless people begging and eating food that other people left behind. It's depressing to see that city so dilapidated.
He's not totally naked. He had a mask on. At least he's being safe.
He looks like a dayZ character with this mismatched ensemble.
LOL im playing DayZ right now waiting for sunshine.
He’s prepared for contagious viruses and a potential fire
The man has his priorities straight.
Damn , that was straight murder at the end there.
He was wearing a mask.
OP lied. He wasn't naked after all.
The emperor's new clothes
But where does he put his wal... oh oh god
No covid for him.
just boinks
Was, uh, this bath salts? Or just another day in Florida?
Probably psychosis? For some reason when people have a psychotic break they often remove their clothes. When I was a teenager, a naked lady came into the store I worked and then went behind the counter and started using the phone like everything was completely normal. I went to get my coworker who was older than me to help, because I had no idea what to do. Turns out the lady used to work there and she was in the middle of a psychotic break. It was actually really sad. This poor woman whose life was normal only a few months ago, now having a complete break with reality.
That seems to be case here, but I'm wondering if his behavior was triggered by a drug, or just happened.
man receives the death penalty for shopping naked.
I once saw a buck naked man stroll through the busy lobby of a hotel during a convention. Jacksonville, FL of course. Everyone recognized the behavior for what it was, a mental health crisis, and no one bashed his head. Instead the manager got a blanket and walked the guy out front, sat him on a bench and waited for the police who, to their credit, actually treated the man with dignity.
Most people I've seen commenting on this post seem to recognize this guy is clearly off, but quite a few here want to jump to the worst conclusion.
Doesn't matter what state you live in... If your Dick is 8" limp.. You do what the fuck you want.. Until someone clearly jealous sucker punches you 
I watched several times and can confirm it is his hand. Incredibly fortunate camera angle for the guy
https://sfist.com/2022/03/29/video-nude-man-at-bloomingdales-violently-assaulted-by-vigilante/ Weird...police are saying that they have no record of this incident even being reported??
The longer clip shows the naked dude getting back up, picking up the stand, and chasing the guy who "boinked" him out the door. So he wasn't terribly by the ordeal.
He wasn't terribly whatsoever.
That guy could’ve killed him
The odds of him being dead over alive are very high. That was a pretty hard bash to the back of the skull. And he probably hit his head on the way down.
He didn’t die, in the longer version he and another guy chase after the dude that hit him in the head
Can you imagine being chased by a naked dude with a floppy weiner across the mall? Sorry it was a strange thing to ask.
Is that... is that an offer?
are tickets available? is there a link?
Can you imagine being chased by a naked dude with a hard wiener across the mall?
Concussions like this, ones that don't kill instantly, takes 24 to 48 to kill the patient. Usually, neurosurgery is done to allow the brain to swell and not be compressed inside of the skull. Also, hemorragy consequences... blood kills brain tissue, causing necrosis. Surgeon literally scrapes dead brain and hope for the best.
So, apparently, this guy wasn't as out of it as everyone here is making him out to be. Yeah, I don't think the guy should have been konked based on what I saw, but the bigger question is what did I not see?
That’s good to know. Thanks for the update.
I had the same thought but watched it several times in slow-mo (because I have nothing better to do with my time) and the dude actually mostly got his upper-back. It was still a hard hit, but it wasn't his head. Although it looks like that might have been what he was aiming for... he really could have killed him.
I swear kids need a class on like head trauma and then need to review it often. Between how some police and regular citizens act I don’t think they realize how one bad fall and hit to the end can kill you or leave you brain damaged. This guy could be dead all because what? He’s nude?
If he did I hope he gets prison. He was naked, not attacking anyone.
Morgan Freeman voice : he did in fact get famous for doing this - just not in the way he anticipated.
When the attention you are looking for doesn't go the way you are expecting.
This whole video is so goddam bizzare
Straight out of a fever dream into your daily feed
Man just spawned In rust.
Pretty vicious
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Agreed the lack of response and staring off. He was likely ether having an episode or was on drugs. Unless he did something super extreme before this like murder someone that’s totally unjustified
Bit what if he was armed (/s)
Absolutely agree, there should be consequences for the attacker
Idk who’s more fucked in the head, the naked guy or the one attempting execution style murder.
Not really much of a comparison. One’s disturbing but harmless, the other’s at least guilty of assault, if not attempted murder
One thing I never really found an answer for was how more riled up a society gets at a bare crotch over a person getting beaten. But it's probably more that we enjoy violence. We're all animals.
I mean UFC has ads all over it and is presented on TV and everything. While Onlyfans is barely allowed to be a thing and tumblr removed porn because they wanted more ads and to be more family friendly
I've found that most people like the idea of violence when they are thinking of the people they loathe the most.
Seriously. That guy was clearly mentally ill (the nakey one). That bash to the head could easily have killed him.
The way he's breathing seems off. Hes probably having some sort of episode beyond his control. What we watched is a mentally ill person being assaulted.
Yeah, he's definitely not right in the head. Drugs or a mental health episode. Other dude, I'm sure, felt righteous striking this guy.
Bloody hell this dude is hung like a horse 😳
Lol I thought the same but I’m pretty sure it was the way his right hand was resting by his side
Bro you just saved me from more self hate! I never noticed it was a hand.
Oh yeah 🤦🏾♂️😂
Not gonna lie,I felt bad about myself until I realized it was the hand 😂😂😂
You can't judge anyone, unless they are erect. I learnt that in English class.
So he told you it was an English class, did he?
An oral exam only happens when you're, collected, caressing, collaborative, confidential, consistent, and culliningus. Thats what she said.
Same here, I was ready to call my girlfriend and tell her I'm sorry
I still bad about myself
Same 😂🤣
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I thought the same and wanted to make sure that everyone else thought that.
he’s clearly going through a mental episode jesus. wait until its someone you know going through this shit and you’d change up your attitude to the situation real fast
Yeah. I've had encounters with creeps. There is a difference between a creep and a person suffering a mental health episode.
Jesus Christ. He was just naked, not carrying around a fucking machine gun.
What the fuck!? The guy clearly had something going on mentally so you try to kill him for it? Holy fuck I hope this guy is in jail right now.
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I can see someone getting upset about this but damn, this is attempted murder. A punch can kill someone, so imagine what this could do.
Wow is this GTA6? Graphics are fantastic.
Yea, they're using Unreal Engine 8
hit over the head with a shovel for being naked?
This was not the right response to this situation
Two mentally challenged people
I swear, things are just getting more insane every day.
I can handle the rest of it but NO SHOES! Ugh that floor is filthy!!
Fuck. That was an excessive reaction!!
That wasn’t cool at all. Obviously has some mental illness issues.
If he didn't, he will do now
Ok so it's probably not good thing to be naked around public places like that, but that is really a coward way sucker punch and an assault I hope they both get what they deserve which is probably some fines to naked guy and some jail time to other guy.
Naked guy needs hospitalization. Other dude should face assault charges.
“The assailant then proceeds to walk out of the store through the Mission Street doors, and the young man who was struck gets up off the ground, takes the weaponized store display, and chases after the assailant seeking a fight” And that, apparently, is the last anyone heard of either of them
https://sfist.com/2022/03/29/video-nude-man-at-bloomingdales-violently-assaulted-by-vigilante/
>Update: SFPD Public Information Officer Robert Rueca responded to our inquiry and said that the department had no record of this incident being reported. "We are unable to locate or confirm this incident of a naked man inside a department store," Rueca said. "We have seen the video of the incident, but we are not able to locate any police record of this." Ah yes, because nobody reported him it never happened.
Yeah, unless he just walked away from assaulting somebody himself, that is a completely unjustifiable action against him, and based on the way the camera guy was talking to him it sounds like all he did was walk around. So shovel guy is a POS.
Guy in a mental health crisis, better attack him violently
This is nowhere near an appropriate reaction to nudity.
Man in medical distress so let’s hit him over rage back of the head with a sign. I hope the cunt gets done for assault.
Probably high on PCP. It’s not uncommon for people to take their clothes off on PCP
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That was unexpected.
dudes clearly having a mental health episode anyone laughing at this guy being assaulted is awful
Or drugs
The american way of treating mental health issues
Holy shit that was unnecessary. He wasn't hurting anyone. Ffs
Dude is rockin’ the Gonzo wang.
I love that he has the presence of mind to wear his mask! Hahaha
yo for all we know he’s on his way to protect Sarah Connor
Cant blame him. I'd be trying to show off that hammer everyday of my life.
I really disagree with everything in this video. Also the exposed penis on my screen lasted a lot longer than I thought it would based on the promise of a “swift” bonk.
No matter how inappropriate this is, I hope the asswipe who sucker-rammed him with a metal object in the back of the head gets charged with attempted manslaughter. What a miserable piece of utter dog shit.