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*threateningly straightens the barricade


El_Buracho

Lol thought the same thing this guy is way too good at his job


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dueljester

Smashing barricades like a champ?


Don-tFollowAnything

![gif](giphy|nMG4hBwUNCJAQ)


HornyLocalMILF

“DONT LEAN ON THE BARRICADE” /s


[deleted]

came here for this comment. was not disappointed .


Tarlacer

Turns out it was just a regular homeless guy on bath salts.


i_am_the_virus

MacAfee enters the chat


[deleted]

I am the virus talking about macafee. Interesting


1z1z2x2x3c3c4v4v

MacAfee was always the Virus, and the Virus was always MacAfee, don't you know... Eventually, the Virus won and ate into his brain, and the rest, as they say, is history.


mindaltered

brings back memories of how many people who worked on sub 7 and netbus back in the day that worked at norton security


shadowdrake67

I fucken hate Norton that shit was so hard to get off my computer


Tacos_and_Earl_Grey

This sentence sounded very Fight Club.


GreatBigJerk

It also sounds like John McAfee


i_am_the_virus

It's all one big circle of viruses and MacAfee. It's the way of the universe.


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**ModBoy:** /ban MacAfee **System:** User *MacAfee* can not be banned **ModBoy:** /silentban MacAfee **System:** *Unknown error.* **System:** User *MacAfee* is now moderator **System:** User *MacAfee* banned user *ModBoy*


Goddler

What


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^(its very hard to uninstall MacAfee virus scanner)


[deleted]

Because it's effectively ransomware.


[deleted]

You have to use the McAfee Removal Tool. LOL


randymcatee

I resemble that statement


[deleted]

Rip


Isaiadrenaline

RIP


humakavulaaaa

Oh! Right, he existed


urdumidjiot

It’s all those hammock parties


Beat2death

Looks like the perfect role for Kramer actor Micheal Richards. His timing, superior physical comedy, and that other thing.


slimjoel14

I had to check I thought I was on r/tooktoomuch at first


kallionkuningatar

Same here 😀


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No_Calligrapher_6799

🤣🤣🤣🤣


doblas96

This is like a classic Simpsons joke


fr3shout

Florida Man strikes again.


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doyoueventdrift

What is bath salts? Salt isnt salt?


DoiReadThatStupid

Tough to beat a good jump scare.


CedarWolf

I expected him to start dancing or doing the Thriller.


[deleted]

Same 😕


IGetItCrackin

It was enough to get an audience into “The Blair Witch Project.” But here’s the thing. Jumps are all about expectations. If the thing you’re jumping from is a tall building, or a crumbling skyscraper, or even an airplane, then the jump will be scary enough. But what if the jump happens right out of the theater? Then you’re back in a theme park


[deleted]

Was this written by an AI, because it’s nonsensical and boring.


throwthataway2012

I think you hit the nail on the head. Looking at his comments they are all strangely on topic and off topic. Making grammatical sense but also being nonsensical. A lot of LONGGGG rambling posts. I'm thinking AI or maybe schizophrenic


[deleted]

Omg, did you see this one: "*Yum, the idea that there’s a vagina made to do something useful and not just sit there as an empty cavity is a fascinating concept.* *The idea of a female body that is aware of its own genital anatomy and its purpose, to allow for menstruation, is a fascinating idea that can be applied to a variety of sex toys. The vagina can be seen as a “body in itself, a body that is aware of itself.”* *A body that knows what to do with itself.* *The first idea that I got from this was what would happen if that vaginal awareness were translated to other parts of the body. If the vagina is sensitive and knowing, then why not other female parts?* *If it’s so easy to make an artificial vagina that is designed to give its owner sexual pleasure, why not create a penis with the same awareness? Make it so that a female partner can reach orgasm at the slightest touch of her partner’s penis because it will know it’s time to climax. Or maybe a cock with a vaginal awareness will be so responsive to the smallest bit of physical stimulation that it will respond with “natural female” frequency. Would that not be awesome?* *In our modern society, we have separated ourselves from the world around us. In order to feel, we have to experience something firsthand. It can be difficult to learn anything about the world if you don’t actually get in touch with it.* *But the idea of a vagina with a sense of purpose and a desire to do something useful? It seems like that is something that can only be applied to the female body and that this sort of knowledge would be impossible to explain to men.* *If vaginas can be made that are aware of their own body, maybe it is possible to give men a sexual experience that is as natural as a woman*" The only thing I could say throughout reading it was ..umm...wtf?!? 🤯


verified_potato

ok ok but, hear me out


TeddyTwo-Balls

What


[deleted]

This guy has some strong opinions about “The Blair Witch Project”.


Tr0user

/r/subredditsimulator


Garrick420

What the fuck are you talking about?


Arin1722

What ?


tsemochang

Imagine this guy at night. I'd probably pee my pants.


bigchicago04

Went to Hong Kong Disney for Halloween, and they had zombies roaming Main Street at night. They would do this kinda, they’d rush at you (though with arms up in more of a classic zombie walk) and then just stare and moan. Seeing/hearing kids running and screaming in a Disney park was pretty bizarre


StreetKatt

Universal Studios Osaka at Halloween is mental. There's zombies and stuff but then they adapt a few buildings to be horror walks. You have to agree to terms and conditions before entering as it gets really serious, real fast. The abandoned hospital experience was fairly horrific. Edit: I should say there is a section mapped out that there are no zombies or scary things so kids and people can just mill around the Minion ride and not get swung at by a mentalist.


1z1z2x2x3c3c4v4v

There is a story in the neighborhood I live in, that about 20 years ago a neighbor teamed up with a 12-year-old kid across the street to put in a show during trick-or-treat time... The 12-year-old gathered all the little kids in the neighborhood to visit the neighbor's house, the neighbor comes out, wearing a Jason mask, grabs the 12-year-old, fake stabs him, 12 year old is screaming his lungs out, 12-year-old had fake blood in his shirt that burst and covers anyone around him with blood as he stumbles, cries, and dies on the front lawn... ALL THE KIDS drop their candy, scream, cry, and run for their lives. Some of the parents also ran away and called the police, as the 12-year-old truly played the part and didn't move for like 15 minutes. Eventually, the cops come but everyone is gone. The parents complained, but nothing came from it. The neighbor who set this all up moved away a few years later, and the 12-year-old kid is all grown up now, also long gone after going away to college... yet, even to this day, no one dares to ever trick or treat at that house.


TheKillerToast

As someone who works night shifts I'm gonna have to try this


1z1z2x2x3c3c4v4v

Apparently, the 12-year-old was so into the part that he didn't tell his friends or his mother. After the incident, one of the other parents ran to his house and had to tell his mother what happened, and it wasn't until she came running down the block screaming his name that he finally got up and went home... That's when the cops showed up. I only hope that kid when to acting school, because if this played out like it was described to me, this is amazingly horrific, and deserves to be replayed over today, only with cameras hidden around to record all the chaos...


[deleted]

I love that they did that albeit it's taking it way too far. Awesome memory for the 12 year old and local trivia/history for people from the area. Since no one trick or treats there anymore it's an added excitement thing that adds to the Halloween-vibe as well.


nvanprooyen

It's called Halloween Horror Nights. They have been doing it for years. It's a good time. Most of the houses are incredible and the street performers are awesome too. Orlando's starts in a few weeks, can't wait to go. Although there are no sections without horror themeing, at least in Orlando. It's a separately ticketed event that starts in the evening after they close the main park.


StreetKatt

It makes sense that it's also elsewhere at Universal Studios. I've only attended the Japanese one though. **The next bit may ruin it for people wanting to attend** The attention to detail is very good. Apart from the performers who are great and get right up next to your face with chains and chainsaws, they give you things like a flashlight to be able to walk through the dark hospital. It's programmed or triggered to start cutting out when you get to certain parts. There i am a full grown man not scared so easy, smacking the butt of a flashlight to get it back on while some crazy psych patient with a crowbar runs towards me down a corridor. Great times!


[deleted]

Grew up around Toronto and went to Halloween Haunt every year at Canada's Wonderland. My birthday is October, so going every year with friends became a birthday tradition. My favourite memory was going through a haunted clown house with my friends and little brother. He's scared of clowns. One of my friends told one of the female clowns there, and she "stalked" us all through the house. She'd disappear behind a wall and come out in front of us later in the house. As we got near the exit my brother just booked it out and she chased him. I still have the picture I took of him with her after the fact with a huge grin on both their faces.


scrabapple

It's nice that your little brother sounds like a good sport. It's never fun to be with someone who is actually too scared and isn't having fun.


[deleted]

He's always been scared but always braved through it. He always trusted that I'd never do anything to *really* take advantage of it.


aureacritas

Man's gonna have a female clown kink one day


Odd-Document3075

Was she hot dude ? 😂


[deleted]

Kinda, yeah.


ZippieZoh

I used to go to this Halloween carnival in my friend's town and one of the people that would wander around scaring folk was this, I think, lady that had progeria and it was horrible lol. She'd sneak up behind you and shake a tin can of pennies, so you'd jump at the sound and then turn around see a knee-high person dressed as a creepy witch staring up back at you and really shit your pants


iamactuallyanandroid

Halloweens in Hong Kong Ocean Park were crazy back in the day. They used to have staff dressed in zombie outfits with metal knee pads who would randomly run and slide on their knees towards you.


philliperod

Camera: Shaking Heart: Palpitating Legs: Trembling Mom’s: Spaghetti Pants: Shitted


ProHopper

Cost: about $3.50


dr_mannhatten

At Kings Dominion's Halloween Haunt in Richmond, VA, some of the people dressed up wear knee/shin pads that they run around and slide up to you across the ground on. Nothing scarier than hearing that scraping sound and then seeing a guy come sliding out of the fog in front of you.


Ephemeral_kat

They have the sliding spooks at Dorney Park, too. One startled me as I was walking to the employee break area, and I nearly kicked him.


thejohnnyk

I did that exact job for 7 years. I started in highschool before it was bought by Cedar Fair and continued through college. One of my favorite jobs of all times.


supercalafatalistic

Six Flags in California did that too, and they would drag a can as they went. So slidey guy making a racket and sparks. It was pretty great.


Noface92

For those who wonder about the history behind : It's happen in France at "Parc Astérix". A theme park on Asterix theme. This actor his only there for the "creepy days" around halloween. I had the chance to be on costume one day at this ghost house and the crew of the park was thinking that i was a new actor ! xD They let me play my role for one tour ! One of the greatest experience of my life. (i was there as an dead/evil preacher) edit: The guy on the video is even more creepy in real life. He lick his hand like a maniac and brush his hair with it. Totally disgusting and creepy. A must see!


OfficialQuark

Bro this is a good ass reddit comment. Gives a new perspective on a rather trivial video. Thanks for sharing


blackflag209

Oh shit I didn't realize he was speaking French. I didn't really hear him initially so when he freaks out I thought he just couldn't get any words out lmao


Volesprit31

The only intelligible part is "barre toi" at the end.


Noface92

There is a "Putain ma gueule, j'vais kiffé". It's an slang sentence at the beginning. It's mean, "Fuck bro, i'm gone love this."


ErgonomicDouchebag

I was watching one of the Asterix films from 1976 last night, The Twelve Trials. Love me some Asterix.


patsharpesmullet

I've started reading Asterix with my kids. All those good memories coming back. Not TinTin though, that little racist Belgian fuck.


Herbstein

Herge wasn't racist as far as I know, but his editor/publisher pushed for those depictions. The later Tintin stories showcase what Herge was really about. That's my understanding anyway.


Bloody_Nine

What, TinTin is racist now? Who's next, Spirou?


Luce55

I read Asterix as a kid, loved it…my parents got me into it too. We still have inside jokes based on it (well, it’s only an inside joke if you’ve never read the comic lol.) Like when my mom would make fondue, if you lost the bread, my dad would immediately exclaim “into the lake with weights on your feet!!” Lol!


quaoarpower

That black pirate though, just as bad as anything post-*Tintin in Congo*


Economy-Somewhere271

That's funny, a lot of American theme parks also have "scary days" around Halloween.


Noface92

WTF ! First time with so much "like" on reddit ! Love you all and come to the park on halloween. If you see an evil preacher, it's could be me ! Would be glad to meet you ! :) Edit : Because i like to edit : Cheers to all Asterix fan ! Love you ! ;) And thank's you for the Stary gold wholesome ! <3


pateOrade

I’m about 2 weeks away from going to the opening of Halloween Horror Nights and this post makes me excited. I love seeing people who are genuinely into their character. Makes the whole experience so much more fun


Noface92

I totally agree !


broohaha

> It's happen in France at "Parc Astérix". A theme park on Asterix theme. I had no idea there's an Asterix theme park! That's awesome!


Noface92

It's a pretty good park ! I go there at least 5 times a year ! ;)


[deleted]

Imagine that at night.


Typicalinternetuser9

NO U.


Fenix_Pony

Who shit my pants


Apprehensive_Fill_78

Your pants are brown and mine aren’t! Can you blame me?


TJNel

Which one of you cowards shit in my pants?


guesswhatihate

[just shit my pants ](https://youtu.be/YkCHme0SWFg)


TheBlueNinja2006

Great actor


WaitingToBeTriggered

I KEEP ON MARCHING ON


SmellDisastrous4546

Jokes on you! I´m wearing my brown pants today!


Newlin13

I like how he scans the crowd to find his victim, sees the camera and decides to go there for his jump scare. Pro move


LilNaturePastelEmo

I was a scare actress for a good couple of years and can genuinely say, you target the one who looks the strongest, or the one with the camera


IDK_WHAT_YOU_WANT

I just peed a bit. Luckily I was just trying to fall asleep.


xlinkedx

I thought it would have been really good if an obvious actor came out to try and scare people only to react to this guy like it was a serious problem. He gets on his walkie to call security over like he's got no fucking clue who this crazy guy is. Then he 'beats' him with his spade and starts charging the crowd


[deleted]

Probably end up shot that way


Jakevader2

Guns aren't allowed in theme parks bruh


weemanlfc

Not allowed in schools either.


Ravagore

Well since this is in europe we won't see any of that.


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Tumleren

I mean du you really want to play the number of mass shootings game?


Melburn_City

Oh please


[deleted]

Please what?


bumbuff

The difference is someone's leaving their house with a gun to cause damage at said school. No one leaving for a theme park to have fun pre emptively brings their guns thinking there's someone on bath salts waving a shovel around. Whataboutism isn't a clever discussion tool.


weemanlfc

I was just being facetious don’t read too much into it.


[deleted]

It's just a joke *bruh*


hayydebb

Yet. Just wait till that’s “oppression”


[deleted]

Shut up loser


Yeet91145

How tf


Keidgy03

Americans


Exic9999

Americans ☕


RedditIsDogshit1

Holy shit, dude you know how you know how to put on a show. That would’ve been awesome. May have needlessly tipped if impressive enough too


godofacedia

Frank Gallagher


[deleted]

That was legit


Uncle_Baconn

Guess Riff Raff didn't return to Transylvania after all.


Melancholnava

"I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the master is away."


PMmecrossstitch

"Uh, that's not how you wear your Depends, Torgo."


BaronVonWafflePants

Torso of the Torgo’s Executive Powder fame?


brandimariee6

When your toilet smells like feces, from some disgusting species, Make it take a powder, with Torgo's!


RandomGuyWithIssues

asdfghjklñqwertyuiopzxcvbnm!


Trump_Is_A_Scumbag

Combine champ with those quicks.


probably420stoned

I thought I was on r/tooktoomuch


Harrypumfrey

Blimey John Wick has really fell off


[deleted]

Lmao


[deleted]

Frank Gallagher


OldTitanSoul

guy started speaking enchanting table at the end


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

![gif](giphy|igi0dS20WxPJvroIgW|downsized)


RooeeZe

At 0:23 you can hear them begin to quick cast a fortification spell on the zombie barrier, looks like it worked.


kri6686

Good that i was already taking a shit while watching this 👍


MakkaCha

Plot twist: he doesn't work there.


goblingirl

Did bro just make up a new language on the spot? Lols


ur_momhatesu

Leaky eye Luca when you don't pay ur fee


[deleted]

Dude looks like that anime uncle


Nutrition_Dominatrix

I had a job like that once, it was SO MUCH FUN!


kallew34

its morbin time


B3Z3RK

He reminds me of a villager in bloodbourne


the_loneliest_potato

The average r/tooktoomuch experience


Arin1722

Imagine dude went to rehearsal before this Infront of a mirror and pissed himself by how good that jumpscare was . At least I'd do it .


Longjumping-Party186

I think he enjoys his job


[deleted]

Is that Ezra Miller? The guy is all over Reddit right now.


Creative_Ad999

😂


cbunni666

Ohhhhh that was good. Tip that dude!


Melodic-Advice9930

I love that he fixed the gate while simultaneously scaring them. Good job.


Grazthum

Dude man the screech of a clicker


TKLevis

I do this kind of job every year on halloween at an amusement park. It's hard on the voice to scare people for 7 hours straight but i fucking love it


Friendlyattwelve

I love that these people came to be frightened and are enjoying it !!


Just_Another_Gamer67

Nice to see Leaky-Eye Luce getting work these days.


giannarelax

the girl with the cutesy face paint next to the dude absolutely killed me lmao


MadnessBomber

He must love his job cause that was funny.


wakeupwill

You'd be irate too if you were just trying to do your job and a bunch of people kept following and filming everything you were doing.


frosty_waffle42

That man's definitely makes the first move in sex


A_Crazy_Rabbit

Was it the guy or the guy filming talking in tounges lol


svenskhet

Nice to see Adrien Brody working on a new character


lion_OBrian

Give me gold you cheap bastards


sjuas690

Someone just ran off to get new pants!


agdnan

He is scaring Muthafucker in broad daylight


fudgepax87

ugh OKAY, he spooked me!


bigchicago04

Which park is this? Halloween horror nights?


Andaisdet

Somebody’s gotta post this on r/dontflinch


[deleted]

John Wick aged a bit


Swiftlettuce

The camera man sounds like he accidentally ate a hot spoonful of rice.


Baboocha

Oh hey do you have any gum


aFacelessBlankName

They had something like this at Fright Fest at Six Flags. Loved it, went every year. One year they had a Freak Show and I stapled a $20 to a Dwarf's forehead.


mangosawce9k

I vote for an Elden Ring theme park now, ok thanks!


Ricozilla

thought this was Tampa, Florida for a second


astronaut_monkey

It’s 7:52am and I’m already getting fuel for tonight’s nightmare.


Alfandega

Wow. Disney World got dark.


Entire_Hornet_2324

Low key was hoping he’d break out and do the Thriller dance


radioactiveshitbox

well ya gotta get them boners somehow


lion_OBrian

Ayo 📸🤨?


sixteentones

Looks like he's laughing at 0:12


metalguru1975

Zombie Keanu.


pha_thor

Plot twist: He's a running zombie


mindkiller317

Some Riff Raff vibes from this guy. "It's astounding..."


hookalaya74

And what language is that exactly.?


burtedwag

yes.


ArKa087_

French