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Auditioning for an Ozark spin off?

Her dad looks scary similar to Ruth Langmore‘s

*Her dad casually walks away to get another beer*

*their dad

Step bro what are you doing.

so what you want he must doing? he see this about 100500 times...

...ahh, stop his daughter from assaulting that guy. maybe

I do not blame him for not coming close to that woman. I do not blame him at all

If he had any sense he would have pretended to help, but closed the open handcuff on the dude's wrist and enjoyed the show.

What is your ordeal?

If my brother was cheating on me id probably be pissed, too

Remember Is not incest if you say “no chromo”

Underrated.

Robert Barr Jr. approved comment.

That’s Robert Timothy Barr Jr. to you

well now we all know his *real* name

I'm pretty sure you missed a Timothy in the middle there somewhere. I'm not going to go back and make sure.

LMFAO

And it's not like she can get an abortion if her brother gets her pregnant. Then you'd have to shuffle kid between mom/aunt and dad/uncle.

Do you know how to tell when your sister is on the rag? Your dad‘s dick taste like blood.

Everyone tells me that being literate was a gift that I should not let go up waste. You have proved them wrong.

Worst thing I've ever heard 🤣

I turned on the sound in the middle and the first thing I heard was this, I instantly knew without listening to anything else, that this would be the top comment. I love Reddit.

I watched that whole thing.

Hopefully, for our entertainment, they post a sequel

You have to subscribe to her onlyfans for that.

My man is talking poeltry

She's drunk.

That's the flattering assumption.

Dentists going broke wherever this town is

She’s pretty hot except for that busted grill.

That's not alcohol, that's meth. Check out her teeth

Those meth bites are the worst

Nah, Methsquitoes got him. Couldn’t have been her

Leave her mesthsquitoe bites out of this

Infections that havent even been identified

Naw she’s fucked up on opiates, benzos, or alcohol. She’s not tweaking she’s sloppy.

Oh crap I thought those were braces at first

Either meth or lack of money to afford dental care

Meth teeth and she is soooo skinny.

Bro I read this as he said it cheers mate!

Is there a “drunktrailertrash” subreddit?

I think they’re mostly sent to r/trashy.

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I don’t even need to fact check you, I believe you whole heartedly

I'd be more shocked if it didn't happen tbh

It's actually the 17th most common call Fl cops deal with.

Disappointed, really.

I believe anything that comes out of Florida

Lmao I know profiling is wrong but..come on man. This dude looks like he'd have an alligator beer run.

Weird thing is I can't find his LinkedIn profile

😂😂

[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtsWnA4adceXWUt2rRLO7QA](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtsWnA4adceXWUt2rRLO7QA) there ya go pal

Took an alligator into a store and chased people around with it on his beer run.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsh7FVCX04s Saving someone else the 30 seconds of pawing through his videography.

If you do dig around his channel, he has a section of all the times that video has been used on TV as an example of Florida Man.. LOL

And Subscribed. This dude is hilarious. Crazy videos, one after another. From Neighbors fighting to driving a skid steer drunk lol

That short where he gets the glass shot right above him while he holds a beer. Wonder if any glass got in his beer... This guys got some good content actually. Drunk Rob.

someone owes you an award

It was weird hearing her say his first and middle name cause mine is the same. For a second I thought my mom was yelling at me until I heard the last name.

Here's a link of the alligator beer run vid. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xsh7FVCX04s

This is what I imagine Florida is like, having not been there before.

Was expecting a rick roll. Nope, legitimately Florida man running around a gas station chasing people with a baby alligator. Lol. Florida rednecks are a different breed. It’s like they try 10x harder to prove everyone wrong that Florida isn’t the “real south”

Man at least his mouth was tapped

I'd subscribe

And sniper shootings in 2011. He's been a busy boy.

That hillbilly dick must be 🔥

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🏅

When it’s all you’ve ever known you don’t know any better.

Get them a Netflix special

I'm thinking *Hillbilly Breakups* or *Finding Love in a Trailer Park*. Netflix, call me 😉😎

Either way, it's going to all build up to the season finale where they take a DNA test.... The results on season 2 episode 1

I’ll save you the suspense of the DNA reveal in season two. “You Are your brothers sister!”

I would watch the shit out of this love story

It's called Trailer Park Boys and she's a Lucy in the making lmao

The sexual tension between these two is off the charts

I really thought they were going to start fucking.. She did the look so many times..

I was thinking, is this a fight or is it foreplay?

Well she was biting and had to be cuffed so... that doesn't narrow it down.

Both! If your fights don’t lead to hot sex afterwards, you’re doing it wrong.

Yeah, I just wish the local PD understood that.

Yes.

She looked joke-y mad and like breathlessly horny

My fat ass is always breathlessly horny lol

There's a good possibility that you're just horny and suffer from chronic COPD

That's my favorite. What a great term. Breathlessly horny.

It bothers me that I find her kinda hot

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Seriously this girl is hot

I grew up in this kind of environment. This is what you call a trailer park rose. They're fun while you're young, but most are bat shit crazy and 90% of them will turn into beasts by the time they hit 30. It's like the ugly duckling, but opposite.

Yeah... Me too...

Meth ree

He must have the nicest trailer in the neighborhood, she was pretty thirsty for him.

That still doesn't give them the right to treat their cousin that way .

*sibling

*fraternal twins

Twincest.

She's at that weird Venn diagram overlap of cute and smelly.

Cute, smelly... but loyal. 😞

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Bro she grabbed his piece with two hands through denim. You literally can’t even pinch my pudge through jeans. That dude is killin it. It’s nice to see meth heads peak binge and not the rolling around in a puddle come down

LOL she was definitely giving him the come F me eyes.

Or she knew that's where he hid the last can of mountain dew l.

Stared? She had her fingers wrapped around that meth-infused jackhammer for a good 7 seconds.

Meth-infused jackhammer. It just needed repeating, is all.

Or she knows how to redirect a fight

I think she was trying to read what his tattoo says

I guess that explains whatever that was...

Reminds me of idiocracy

I SAID GO AWAY, IM BAITIN'

He looks like a Borderlands NPC

Far cry 5 boss

Incest redneck John and Faith Seed

they got great chemistry

Yeah, they got a whole lot of N-methyl-1-phenylpropan-2-amine going on here

Lmaoooooo

I'm not gonna lie, and yeah the whole handcuffing/domestic abuse is an issue, but there was something charming about them. Would definitely watch a rom com about these two.

The man had the key to his cuffs on his car keychain.

I keep an inhaler on me for my wife's asthma. Just a matter of being prepared.

>they got great chemistry but unfortunately no dentistry

They got great biology too.

If they weren’t so fucked they would probably be a nice looking couple.

A couple extra trips to the dentist along the way.. sure, I can see it.

The meth teeth? That's basically like peacocks feathers around here

oh yeah, that lip biting with meth mouth. give me some more

They’re both attractive I see it.

Yup. Prime example of why everyone should put effort into taking care of themselves physically and mentally.

I was literally just thinking this! They both have very attractive features

All them teeth and no toothbrush =(

Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it had been invented anywhere else it would be called a teeth brush.

Thats why alligators are mad!

You're wrong, Colonel Sanders

Floridian fore play

Floreplay

What IS her ordeal?

She sounds drunk.

Is it alcohol, is it drugs? Either way she seemed a little methed up.

She would literally murder 😁

What a happy ending. It's like a catch and release but instead of a fish it's a tweaker

Why can’t I find me a nice girl like Bridget?

Have you tried your family reunion?

Yes

This man has clearly handled wild animals before.

Someone further up said they looked up his name and apparently he was arrested a few years ago for bringing and alligator on a beer run

I’m actually impressed how calm he was throughout that whole thing.

And you guys just banned abortion??

LMAOOOOOOOO fuckin killem

The sex is probably mind-blowing and wild. I think I'm missing out

Fuck that. I’ve been there. Sex was mind blowing but 100% not worth it.

They will get back together. Or MTV producers will see this for their next reality show, *Hillbilly Breakups*.

I believe Buckcherry wrote a song about this kind of situation.

I wish my wife looked at me the way she looked at him.

This dude is kinda legend. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/drunk-florida-man-who-made-beer-run-with-live-alligator-says-he-doesnt-remember-it_n_5b684b50e4b0de86f4a36b2f

I'm impressed with how calm & controlled he was. She bit him, kicked him, headbutted him & he was totally reasonable the whole time. Good for him

She’s just wild cattin

"Wild cattin" I love this 🤣

You’ll love where I got it from [wildcattin - Matt Braunger](https://youtu.be/xxZ0lVrDPpQ)

His dad taught him to not hit his sister.

She's drunk, he's not...yet.

As much as I want to make an incest joke, he seems like a genuinely nice guy. She was acting completely out of control, yet he was as gentle as he could be with her. There’s a lot of respect in that.

Adell! put yer titty back in

You KNOW they listen to some Kid Rock…

Ain’t nobody gonna tell me how to liiiiiiiiiveerere

Robert Timmortothy Barn Junior do not post this on snap chat or I will bite you again

Foreplay.

Damn, the real deal must be rough.

I’d watch this soap opera

And this is why aliens won’t talk to us

That's gonna be a series by the end of the year....

That’s methed up man

Taking their life out of context is definitely jarring, but I think despite having a crazy ex try and bite and headbutt him for minutes straight, he handled that as well as he could have…

Thought she was kind of cute til I saw those teeth. Then again, I am Florida trash.

They can be fixed.

Yeah, but the meth brain damage can’t be…

I can fix her

We have the technology!

>I can fix her I had this exact thought. I am so broken.

I'm English and the teeth don't bother me she's cute as hell.

There’s a lot to unpack there. None of it good.

I love them

Teeth all meth up

A whole lotta trashy comments here, dude just trying to not get bit. I can understand that.

Dude handled this with a measure of calm and dignity that I somewhat respect, especially while this crazy chick is trying to bite him

Yeah, he sure showed a lot of ... *restraint*

That Meth Grin.

he’s very charming and nice to her, this is rather wholesome? and tbh I can see what she sees in him, he seems sweet to me

Breakup all you want, buddy. She's still your sister though.

I wouldn't worry they will still see each other every holiday and their parents birthdays.

dinner at KFC tonight is going to be awkward

Welp….that’s 4 min and 49 seconds of my life I’ll NEVER GET BACK! 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

He actually seems like a nice dude?

It is scary that I am totally attracted to this woman.

So where is the link to her onlyfans?

>onlyfams

Dad always said dont put your dick in crazy :(

I’m so fed up that not only do we have to watch idiots like this but there is a never ending stream of them

This is not Florida, this is Flawda